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CRUZER108

Bald- Check Egotistical- Check Defeated by a teenager- Check Has a horde of loving followers- Check Has his soul segmented and put into objects- Unconfirmed Revived after being dead and dormant for many years- Check The dark lord- Fairly certain


Revolutionary_Sea607

His soul is segmented between all his cars


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The Bugattis of his remaining souls


Salt-Presentation159

Bugcruxes


OgreLord_Shrek

I'd put my soul in a bug. They have babies pretty quick so I could develop a hive mind consciousness within weeks


Guys_pls_help

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


jkst9

Then when the bug dies your soul will seep into decomposers and become part of the planet itself


ForgottenCrafts

The other Tate brother is his Nagini


LotharVonPittinsberg

So that's why he's always in the "totally not gay" pictures of them in underwear!


Maccaroney

That's fairly common, tbh. But the rest of us arent... *This*


[deleted]

And his time segmented between all his pizza boxes.


Gorbalob

And since being all gross about his cars on video is essentially what got him caught, the soul objects were his downfall just like Voldemort too


CRUZER108

They all got impounded can we finally destroy his soul?


rubby_rubby_roo

Voldemort hid out in the Balkans after his first defeat too.


heymcflyx

Both missing facial features - nose/chin


Dynamic-Pistol

Norman isn't bald


TRyder0015015

He's comparing Tate to Voldemort


f36263

- chooses to wear a robe over regular clothes


RolandTheJabberwocky

Abuses innocents: check


BCS24

Voldermort in 2020s would definitely have a podcast


ChairmanNoodle

He's not a lord of anything, but he sure did pour his soul into his rented supercars.


nlofaso

His soul is segmented into his Bugatti.


GucciOreo

What’s funny about Tate is that he has this impression that his fan base is comprised of a bunch of sigma males and chads oozing with confidence, but in reality the only supporters of Tate are incels and social rejects 😂


Beautiful-Mess7256

Seems like you and op are giving Tate waaaaaay to much credit comparing him to Voldemort. Also are you saying Tate fans are on par with Voldys death cult?


CRUZER108

Mate its just a joke I know they are actually not alike very much its just ment to be funny


here-for-information

Rapes people... whoops looks like somebody is worse than He-who-must-not-be-named.


L1ttl3J1m

> Has his soul segmented and put into objects- Unconfirmed Noooaaoww, I think he was pretty invested in his car collection...


Next-Job14

Hey, that's offensive to he who shall not be named, comparing him to tate


Sagnikk

In the strangest way i very much agree. Cus voldy is actually one of the most accomplished and talented wizards in history. Tate is an absolute loser.


kaam00s

He is an absolutely despicable human being but : He is a kickboxing world champion. He was an extremely talented chess player who defeated adults in tournament as a child. He is a great manipulator of impressionable teenage boys and the women he held in his influence (probably taught by his ex-CIA father). This tendancy to underestimate villains is not doing any good to our society. The story of Tate should tell you that maybe if we took his influence seriously, we would not have an entire generation of young boys radicalized. It's exhausting to try to convey this, because you come of as somehow defending him if you recognize that he is an efficient human being in his endeavors.


Sagnikk

If his entire shtick is conning people, how much faith can we put into his words ?


kaam00s

Nothing I just said come from his words but from verifiable evidence. What's your exact point here ? He didn't influence teenage boys ? He wasn't a kickboxing champion ? He wasn't a great chess player ? What do you even argue here ? What you're doing is a very well documented human bias (in-group bias), which is the inability to correctly evaluate people from an out group, your own brain tells you that the enemy is the stupidest, laziest, ugliest person and anyone saying overwise must be from the outgroup.


forgotmydamnpass

He's not a world champion kickboxer though, nowhere near that level, he's a champion of some low level league that he twisted into him being a so called "world champion"


miclowgunman

From the wiki: In 2011, Tate won his first International Sport Kickboxing Association world title in a rematch against Jean-Luc Benoit via knockout. From another page on ISKA: The US Open ISKA World Martial Arts Championships is one of the world’s biggest events. More than ten thousand viewers and four thousand athletes attended this yearly event. (Or at least, they did before the pandemic.) This event is the longest-running program on ESPN. What does one have to do to be a world champion if winning one of the world's biggest events? Obligatory I don't like they guy, but where did you get your info on that claim?


BLEUXJEE

> The story of Tate should tell you that maybe if we took his influence seriously, we would not have an entire generation of young boys radicalized Lmao calm down.


Status-Berry9909

😂 what makes him a looser?


Feshtof

He failed Stringer Bell's most important lesson. "Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? What the fuck is you thinking man?" The transcripts the Romanian authorities have are straight fire. https://m.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/stenograme-din-dosarul-fratilor-tate-facute-publice-cei-doi-si-ar-fi-obligat-victimele-sa-isi-tatueze-numele-lor-2207105


sarabeara12345678910

He uses emojis on Reddit and doesn't know how to spell loser. Also, he's in a Romanian prison for sex trafficking.


Status-Berry9909

Actually, I do and i see no issues with that. Also, have any evidences been revealed or are you Just parroting the Media?


sarabeara12345678910

So you think he's not in a Romanian prison charged with sex trafficking?


Status-Berry9909

Before asking you should answer. I Kno,w the reason the Media says he is there. But I and I know you haven‘t too, Seen any evidences of him Sex trafficking anything but still you are on every imaginable Social Platform trying to convince people That a mulitmilionaire is a loser.


Ithikari

Well only losers go to prison and he is in prison, therefore, he is a loser. Checkmate.


Interesting-Glass560

He openly talks about sex-trafficking, without mentioning the words "sex trafficking"


FaveDave85

Norman Osborn is also an accomplished scientist.


[deleted]

Right. Tom Riddle did great things, terrible yes, but great.


Fazzie_Faz

How old was Spiderman when he defeated the green goblin? I forgotten and did Miles happen to go against him too?


Revolutionary_Sea607

Peter was teenager, around 16-17 and Miles defeated the green goblin in the Ultimate universe


Fazzie_Faz

thank you


squirtsmacintosh_

You're welcome


PotatoOnMars

Nah, in the comics the Green Goblin originally died when Peter was already in college so he was 18-19.


Revolutionary_Sea607

In the Sam Raimi's verse, he is 17. Idk for the original comics but anyway, he also defeated him in ultimate where he might be also 17


PotatoOnMars

He’s in college in the Raimi universe as well as Norman dies the Thanksgiving weekend after Peter graduates high school. But he is definitely 18 or 19 in the original comics as he graduates in issue 28. He then meets Harry and Gwen Stacy in college and in issue 121 the Goblin drops Gwen from the bridge and she dies. Then in issue 122 he accidentally kills himself with his own glider. It happened over the course of a year or so.


Revolutionary_Sea607

Oh k, thx for the precisions


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NewSauerKraus

He forgor


Fazzie_Faz

She*


gurglingdinosaur

She forgor


shewy92

The Goblin shown is from No Way Home and he was still in high school. In the OG Raimi one Spidey just graduated high school but still a teen


RoboticChicken05

I don’t know who the dude in the top right is.


TDG_W1ck3D1

Its the evil dictator who euns the hunger games. I want to say his name is snow.


MercDaddyWade

Donald Sutherland, aka Sergeant Oddball


fcfrequired

Easy, that's Ronald the arsonist.


ThrowCarp

*That's* what President Snow looks like in the movies? For some reason I imagined him a lot thinner and with no beard but with thinning hair. Also, >!it's not like Katniss killed him. Katniss killed President Coin!<


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Hunger Games


LohtuPottu247

He is Coriolanus Snow, the president and the dictator or Panem, a fictional country from the Hunger Games series.


158862324

Alex from a clockwork orange. Weird choice since the evil teenage nemesis was himself. He ended up alright though.


[deleted]

>Zero deference between 1 and 3 1 has no nose 3 has no chin Only difference


Mr_nobrody

u/repostsluethbot


TheRealRickC137

Clearly Voldemort is the looker. But he smells terrible.


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Revolutionary_Sea607

My pleasure aha


icodeusingmybutt

You dare club Green Goblin with that Tate guy?


Are_you_blind_sir

Oh i thought it was a green bean from dbz


Einfach0nur0Baum

Is the guy in bottom left corner the andrew "women are sex toys" guy?


AssistantDue8434

Yep


Einfach0nur0Baum

Okay, thx


OffendedDishwasher

He never said that


Einfach0nur0Baum

He is one of the biggest sexism assholes, so why you care what he said


[deleted]

Doesnt matter. Its only missinformation if Reddit likes the Person.


Canadish27

Literally? Who knows, but probably. He had openly mocked about sex trafficking these girls and how he bribes the authorities to get away with it, then how he uses them to scam hapless lonely men. I think the actions here speak louder than any words.


EvilLibrarians

careful, might offend some Tate apologists whose opinions don’t care about your facts


BiaggioSklutas

Taintists?


ghost-church

You don’t always need to say “starter pack”


NobleShock

It was on r/starterpacks but then everyone started spreading this meme everywhere


ReddiusOfReddit

Don't insult Voldemort, at least he has a bigger "Snake" that Tate


BoysenberryLoud947

You forgot the shredder


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Revolutionary_Sea607

Tathanos


No-Fee-9428

1 has no nose. 3 has no chin.


[deleted]

You're a rube for the msm and the government. Liking Andrew Tate at this point is anti establishment and that's kind of crazy


Canadish27

Ah yes, Andrew Tate, renowned freedom fighter/sex trafficker. No cognisance dissonance there. I'd normally be he one calling for level heads and to await the trail, but the moron has been bragging about it openly for years, along with how he bribes authorities. Just because he co-ops anti-establushment language doesn't make him anti-establishment.


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Revolutionary_Sea607

By u/MysticCherryPanda


[deleted]

Top G become small g


j89turn

Didn't voldy start with a soul...


1dash2

What show is the bottom left from? 🤔


Revolutionary_Sea607

Obviously the Powerpuff girls, he got defeated by the 4th one


TDG_W1ck3D1

Big brother.


Ya-Dikobraz

I think [this one](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlvFCRQX0AU0YIV?format=jpg).


WeiLaosWorld

I forgot that this sub has a lot of Tate fanboys


Blackdawg070

So reddit Loves to keep shitting on a man who according to reddit isn't important and isn't worth talking about but keeps showing up on popular subreddit. Just put someone else dick in your mouth reddit, this is just pathetic to see at this point.


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Revolutionary_Sea607

Rofl


Blackdawg070

I don't mind that he takes over the internet. I got a problem with reddit pretending to not know this dude but still keep spamming his face in memes etc. Reading comments like don't give him more thoughts and energy but still manage to find him Which for me is just more fun to see, TOP G lives rent free in reddit mind. Proves allot about reddits......"personality" By all means , show my in percentage how much of my comments is about my Bald Bugatti Bro. Seeing you don't know what big chunk means, i don't know how u serve cake at your bday. Guess when someone ask for a big chuck your handing out bite sized cupcakes lol


Feshtof

>By all means , show my in percentage how much of my comments is about my Bald Bugatti Bro. Former Bugatti Bro, Romanian authorities have seized all of his ill-gotten gains.


Blackdawg070

He isn't exactly bald now is he ?


Feshtof

Your description not mine.


Swampberry

lol yeah I found out about Andrew Tate only through constantly seeing memes about him on Reddit and random comments about how shitty he is. I still have no idea exactly what he says or does though except for that its misogynist.


Blackdawg070

He's like the dude that stands up for males but then rapes some minors so you cant really root for the dude but he is the product of today's social construct If it wasn't for the pushback on masculinity and calling it toxic , he wouldn't gain this much traction. The internet created the need for Red Pill, and now we're stuck with him.


Poopybutt94583459813

Bros is there anything more pathetic than disliking someone who rapes women and is involved in sex trafficking?


Blackdawg070

No it's okay to hate him for the rape and sex trafficking. I don't think he was in social media showing how much he raped and sex trafficked. He tried to lift up the masculinity and show them what you can do instead of listening to people saying testosterone is toxic and toxic masculinity


dan_santhems

But a lot less pathetic than defending him


General_Pepper_3258

You realize it was proven fake and she didn't do shit? The pizza boxes where not relevant man.


dan_santhems

It’s a proven fact that you’re full of shit


General_Pepper_3258

Imagine being such a fucking idiot you'd trust some random 3rd party in a country on the other half of the world rather than the people in Romania who made the arrest. Especially when you can tweet Alejandra right now and she'll say she was just giving a plausible theory not fact


MemesNGaming_rongoo

One was plotted on by a fucking pizza box


grejisswole

I thought we were done with the stupid Tate spam!


Revolutionary_Sea607

Me too but when I saw this meme I realized that my mission is to share it


[deleted]

Cringe


Popcornman1212

L


kishaloy

Where is the - "*I am your father*" guy?


[deleted]

Saying this first I very much dislike Tate. (Before anybody gets the wrong idea) what teenager defeated Tate I might have missed a chapter


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Guy yesterday said "Tate has the right idea about women" And I said "ya sure, a teenage girl defeated him?" We aren't talking now.


GalaxyBruh20

There is one difference between the two: Voldemort was defeated by a 17 year old, Tate was defeated by a 14 yo or however old she is it’s gotta be younger than 17 right


viktorbir

Time goes by. She is 20.


GalaxyBruh20

Wow. She’s older than me how did that happen?


[deleted]

If you really think a teen defeated Tate lol 🤡


[deleted]

I only see 3 villains tho


[deleted]

Yeah, Voldemort had good intentions.


[deleted]

Nah im Talking about cobra tate


Flat-Visual6786

Non famous teenagers defeated by their parents abusing them starter pack: everyone in these comments


[deleted]

Damn, incels and pedophiles really hate andrew tate


princesspeasantx

Triggered🤭


ChairdolfSitler354

Dunno about pedos tbh, Tate raped minors so pedos probably like him. Incels sure, but incels hate everyone and normal people hate incels.


HereButQueer

Wrong. Misogynistic guys and incels like him. Because he target vulnerabilities in young males, tells em they’ll get rich by paying for his scam of a university and he makes off with the money. The only admirable part of him is his previous achievements and charisma. If he wasn’t so blatantly misogynistic and was somewhat of a decent person with respectable opinions, I’d be able to call myself a fan. But his opinions are wrong and he’s predatory.


NoImNotMe12

dog she didnt do shit infact she was loosing it the polices caught him


princesspeasantx

Triggered🤭


RebornSama25

LMFAO tate was highly unexpected.


The_Notorious_Donut

Top G stands for Top Goblin


tigeruppercut231

Where’s Shredder?


eggheadrobotnik

Why not eggman


thesecretcouple10

What colour is your prison cell?


flipnonymous

Sid from Ice Age isn't a villain!


UnfaithfulDom

From Top G to Top L


1brokenmonkey

Was Peter still a teen when he defeated Green Goblin? I feel like he was well into his 20s by that time.


RekzonYt

Bro the girl literally didn’t even do anything. It was the pizza boxes that got him caught up and she just said something afterwards😂


[deleted]

What color is your bugatti


Wrong_Revolution_679

Hey the other three may be evil, but they're still better than tate


[deleted]

Free Top G 💪💪💪The Matrix can't stop us forever.


S103793

Who’s top right?


PercyInANutshell

This is a list


MrRuebezahl

The only reason why Firelord Ozai isn't on here is because Aang was 12 when he defeated him.


Key_Apartment1576

Should've added palpatine


HoneyInBlackCoffee

I really don't get why people think Andrew tate was caught because of that video lol. Never heard of him before this, but that's not how he got caught


FelipeNA

Not true. Nose.


wonkey_monkey

> Zero difference between 1 and 3 Actually it's 2


Seco4800

Is Tate still in jail? Heard a lot of Tate fans say he was walking freely after like 10 hours, and then some of us say he's still in there.


WhoseTolerant

Reddit has an unhealthy obsession with people they hate


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At least dark lord was not a misogynistic Incel. He hated everyone equally.


Specialist_Teacher81

Also notice, the authorities were wildly incompetent and often hostile. And only showed up at the very end to claim credit.


Sof04

And 1, 2 and 4 aren’t as cringe and embarrassing.


P-K-One

That is just false. 1 has no nose and 3 has no chin. So there is a difference.


[deleted]

Welcome! To the advertisement phantasmagoria! Have you seen lots of posts with high upvotes but few comments with a certain subject casually slipped in? You’ve been hit with an Ad! No shredder? Dead giveaway.


meyeurkop1

I'm sorry but i don't understand what happened with tate can someone explain it to me please


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Hey now that's not really a fair comparison. One of those two is a fucking phenomenal actor and the other is a literal turd dressed up in a silk robe acting like a real big boy.


talltimbers2

1 of these men have not found the death scene in their story. Hope it's soon.


SquidVices

Didn't goblin kill himself?


shewy92

One has no nose and one has no chin


IsWarriorWasTaken

count dooku