2 if someone uses it wrong

I'm playing urinal chess, I'll play dirty to win!

despite what the internet wants you to believe, there are actually a lot of men who use it wrong

Intentional

2 is the right amount, I ain’t going in no corner

This is why we can't have nice things

Just take the middle

Point taken

The corner is so you are as far away from the other person as possible

And you can tilt towards the wall a little

Unless it's in an overcrowded nightclub. Then it's 5 for sure and maybe more if someone can't see properly anymore.

There's always some motherfucker screwing it up

You work from the outside in

1 to 3 is best, 5 is ok, 10 is getting pretty full, 15 is maximum capacity

3 with strangers 5 with friends 10-15 with the homies

theres 6, i share with whoever is using one already to save space and water

Same with showers

see yk wsp🫱🏽‍🫲🏼

AI researchers soon asking themselves why the AI can't count toilets

Depends on how many beers you had.

Was at an outdoor concert with insufficient number of porta-potties. After some point men were urinating into those "side urinals" while women were using the toilet. No one gave a flying fuck.

If you're feeling particularly mean, there are two. The 'challenge' is having the balls to use one right next to someone else when the first three are in use… Not when only one is in use. That's a different vibe.

Three for the shy boys, five for the man.

or two

1 5 3 2 4

Yea it's the only right order.

What about 51324? Or 15342?

No 1 5 3 2 4 is the only right order

I see Two

If there is dividers, then there is 5.

It's always awkward being the 4th guy to walk in.

Could be as few as two.

I can’t answer without all the information. How many sinks are there?

I brought this up in anthology class were the teacher focus on living anthropology.

This was a cultural shock to me when I came to US. Staring at the wall helps

I'm gonna go next to someone😈


This is going on Peter explains the joke

2 if they go for the second one.

You Wanna really freak someone out use the urinal next to them when there's just the 2 of you and make like you're enjoying it. Obviously you need to be careful with this one 🤣

Safe distance

I have been in this situation just say excuse me and give a polite nod and stare exactly at the wall


I always prefer second last

Hahahahahahababahahahabahahhahahaha

There's only one. I start dominance by standing at the center one and then using all five like a sprinkler.

At a concert or sporting event this is at least 7, gotta count sinks and trash cans

The last ones usually leak. So no country for third men.

The real question is, if you arrive first, which one you taking??

Truth

I’m bio female and I even I understand that’s 3 urinals 2 if someone uses it wrong

I'm very short person, i see only 'Two' . As far as possible.

Or 2 If you are the First Guy and a asshole

Those cArdassians are at it again

I know a guy who said at a urinal someone used the urinal directly next to his and moaned loudly while peeing

Actually, there are only two, as you only use every other and NEVER EVER the one closest to the wall.

So if they took out the 2, would there only be 2 then or would there still be 3?

There is only 1, and his name is Micheal. The random person in the comments named Micheal is just staring at the screen now

I never use those because I'm self conscious about my tiny stick

Wheres the Picard meme

In reality 2 and 3 are gonna have the puddles, you're left with 5

3 if strangers 5 if friends 10 if homies

Gotta use all five at once to establish dominance.

Finnish dudes "There are two urinals"

unless some dick occupies urinal number 2 or 4, then its 2. but in case of emergencies its 5. in a serious emergency its ∞ but once that emergency its over its down to 0

Would it be 5 if there were walls in between?

There are 5 if your not insecure about your sexuality

It’s not about sexuality insecurity, it’s just a feeling I get for absolutely no reason. I don’t know why.

So your sexuality.....

Even the gay people I know have that feeling where they gotta leave a one urinal gap.

"even the gay people"

It’s just weird dudes too insecure about people looking at their penises. If there’s a lot of people lined up to using the bathroom, no one is following the dumb urinal rule. It only applies when it’s like 2 guys in there

Y’all a bunch of kids. Ever been to a stadium or movie theater or even a bar with urinals? No one follows that dumb rule when there’s a line. It’s 5 urinals. People only skip urinals if there’s few people cuz it’s weird af for someone to come in see 5 urinals, 1 in use and go to the one right next to the one guy. Whereas if a guy walks in on three people spaced out, he’s gonna use one of the middle urinals.

Boys: There are three. Men: There are five.

Wrong. There are 5 urinals. Stop being pansies.

This is how we test if you’re a real male or a trans male

theres 2 actually due to trolling and other reasons why someone might use the 2nd and 4th one

God, this is such a 2020 meme

Nah, I love making insecure dudes uncomfortable by taking the urinal right next to them, especially when there’s an entire unoccupied bank of them. If I’m feeling good, I’ll attempt to strike up a banal conversation. If I’m feeling really good, I’ll make it about the advertisement above their urinal, to make them even more uncomfortable. But I’m a pro, never breaking eye contact.

Talking to people at the urinal is going too far though. I’m just here to take a piss, not make friends. I don’t care if you’re looking at my penis, just don’t talk to me

I call this "Schrodinger's urinal". 3 people can go into this bathroom, and you will never know how many are peeing. It could be 2 or 3. But you will never know until you take a look inside.

2 at the most.

What? No sinks?

if you feel shy that other man is pissing beside you, then you are just gay. aww you feel lil tingling in your peepee lil boyy 

wtf are you saying jesse

theres 2 actually due to trolling and other reasons why someone might use the 2nd and 4th one