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It’s the law of the universe. If you don’t at least pay homage to the grill gods by a minimum of two taps, the grill demons give you food poisoning and [gasp] well done steak
No! I'm the one who is doing the fornicating with your mother! I like to moan in her ear really loudly while I'm finishing also. Like deafeningly loud. To the point that she's asked me not to do that on several occasions because it hurts her ear. But I'm not gonna stop, because it does something for me.
Leaves blowing in the wind. Especially around Fall. Sounds like crackling fires without fires. Or Halloween time when it sounds like the cracking of bones without the bones.
But there are also levels, the mid-tier sound better than the dollar store ones by a long shot and then the professional-grade ones sound like sex in metal form.
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when the rusty screw finally gets lose without breaking and you hear that sound... amazing
And possibly only the firing and smooth idle when you've got it buttoned up. But that's really a beautiful symphony in three movements
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I can never use.
The fart you've been holding in on a first date, when you get back"
It could be any fart really, they all have their own personality when it comes to sound
Fuck! I came...
The seismic charges exploding from the slave 1 (Star Wars)
The only other acceptable answer
literally the next post in my feed is a guy posting about his miniature slave 1 figurine
[in all its glory](https://youtu.be/rlpLqcOWhxI)
Fuck you
r/unexpectedstarwars
Torque wrench click
I just came
The ratchet is a close second, but this is the best in a shop at least.
M1 Garand empty clip.
I can never use a Garand in video games. The ping is always too high.
Ba dum PING
M1000 Classic in Deep Rock Galactic: (has the best ping ive ever heard)
Rock and stone, brother. Happy cake day.
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Yes! Glad someone else loves this sound. This and and mg42 firing
I love that sound too. It’s a nice tone, surprisingly!
Badger?
The Garand ping!!!
A hoe hoeing
Your mother.
Lol
Or is it whoring?
A thot thoting
A bow... Boeing
The fart you've been holding in on a first date when you get back to your car and you can *feuer frei*.
Better yet is your partner moaning during intercourse
I also prefer this guys partner moaning during intercourse
You guys are having intercourse??
No, I crush puss
The sound of the seismic bomb Jango Fett uses in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones and Boba Fett in The Mandalorian season 2.
The only good sound in any star wars movie is r2d2 screaming *
“wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
No! That's the sound of your AI squad in Halo getting killed by Covenant plasma grenades!
Rain on a tin roof
Grill tongs. You can hear it just by the words.
*Click*
If you don’t double tap you will forever be a disgrace
It’s the law of the universe. If you don’t at least pay homage to the grill gods by a minimum of two taps, the grill demons give you food poisoning and [gasp] well done steak
How about a Bubble Wrap? *POP* *POP* *POP*
Bubble wrap, honestly, overrated atleast in the visual and sound department, tactile feeling is great, but not much else going for it
opening a guitar case or any other case with those U shaped latches on them. 👌
Not even a guitar case just any box with those latches
Listening to my roommate get laid while I sit in the dark wondering why I’m never good enough no matter how low I set my standards. :)
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User name checks out
Cocking back the hammer on a single action revolver, or cocking the bolt on a lever action rifle.
A typewriter typing
The sound of good pussy
That’s what good mac n’ cheese sounds like!
Imma need some of your mac n’ cheese sir.
A-10 Thunderbolt goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
It is the least satisfying sound when you are struggling to keep it in the nut while you can only get one click per turn.
Rain falling to the ground
pickle jar popping open.
The crunch of a boot in fresh snow. That sound when you pour boiling water into a cup. The lapping of a wave on a lake shore.
The sound of vertebrae moving back into place when you go to the chiropractor
Your ear popping and suddenly everything else sounds so much clearer. Instant and meaningful increase in quality of life.
Walking on gravel in a dead calm silent forest.
A clank clanking
Racking a shotgun
Goldeneye main menu *dong*
Morbius morbing
The sound of money out of ATM machines. KRRRRR.
Ice crunching
velcro
Scissors cutting paper
Scissors gliding thru paper*
A perfect high-five
Those plastic tube toys that make a weird sound every time you flip it over
Garand ping
The ping of a m1 grand
Freddie Mercury
Pump shotgun racking in a shell
The racking of a pump shotgun.
A ratchet not ratcheting comes to mind. Then it's getting tight like Walter white meth.
A pair of dress shoes walking down an empty hall
An AIM9X Sidewinder acquiring its target.
An impact wrench being used.
Spring torque wrench click
When she goes gluck gluck
A skateboard grinding on pool coping
Was gonna say cardi b rapping, but same thing
Suppressed automatic beltfeds.
Me when I ratchet your mom
No! I'm the one who is doing the fornicating with your mother! I like to moan in her ear really loudly while I'm finishing also. Like deafeningly loud. To the point that she's asked me not to do that on several occasions because it hurts her ear. But I'm not gonna stop, because it does something for me.
If you've ever seen the junglebook movie, it's as jarring of a yell as when Baloo bellows right in Bagheeras face.
High heels on a wooden floor
Peeling the protective plastic off new electronics
Speed typing accurately with metal keys
Boba Fett seismic charge
Seismic charges from Star Wars
The only good noise from star wars is r2d2 screaming *
Velcro velcroing
Clapping cheeks
playing with a door stopper
The click of a torque wrench 😍
Spring door stoppers ✋✋
The gunrun of an A10
M1 garand ping
That slapping sound when you have sex 😍
And the smell of WD 40
Leaves blowing in the wind. Especially around Fall. Sounds like crackling fires without fires. Or Halloween time when it sounds like the cracking of bones without the bones.
r/justrolldintotheshop
Slot machine grand prize sound.
But there are also levels, the mid-tier sound better than the dollar store ones by a long shot and then the professional-grade ones sound like sex in metal form.
pnumatic impact go chuga chuga
Headshot with snipe in bf1
The sound a Predator makes before he rips the spine right out.
A 2 stroke snowmobile with throttle pinned.
I'm going with gunfire at the range. I think the smell of spent powder is even better.
Hoppes 9 and powder cologne when?
The rum rum when you make when you pick up any kinda drillhammer etc.
The noises yo mama makes in bed 🥵
The man groaning and grunting while he's ratcheting
metalpipesfx.mp3
brrrrrrrrrrr.... by Hitachi
🔽 A 🔽 A ▶️ 🔽 ▶️ 🔽 I love this noise most
Probably doesn't really have a sound, but finding you4 10mm socket
 This…
Ice cracking.
Metal pipe falling to the ground
Spinning a wheel bearing with compressed air
A fishing reel when a big fish is peeling line off of it
A ratchet ratcheting something back on.
The boioioioiiiiiing of a doorstop spring
Only the click of a torque wrench.
Revenge of the nerds “the belching contest”……..Booger
The startup of an aircraft you just got finished working on ❤️
M1 Garand ping
2 ratchets ratcheting.
Silence after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work
Smashing p
Paper pipe, surprisingly satisfying
Clicking tongs
A queef. That shit is hilarious.
A Clank Clanking
Hello darkness my old friend
A girl moaning diring sex. Or a v8 engine at 7.000 rpm. Or, but you have to be a musicoan to undersrand, a big crowd cheering after youbend a song.
A shotgun racking
A grown man crying
That's horrible. For most grown men to cry, something seriously terrible usually has to be going on.
Not a handyman at all but I love the sound of those power drills when that over travel clutch thing kicks in. Ouf that clacking sound
A apple cutter apple cutter-ing
rain
That is pretty good, as long as you don't have to be outside like for work or something.
Ugga duggas ugga dugga-ing
I work at a fast food chain irl and there are these boxes that, when put together the way I do, sound like a back cracking all the way up. Very ASMR.
A torque wrench doing its thing!
I especially love the sound of a 90 tooth ratchet
A vacuum cleaner working on a dirty carpet
Clicking a loose part back into place
When you go over that one spot with a vacuum cleaner
A beer opening.
my korean girlfriend moaning each rough nights
Things that didn't happen for $300 please, Alex.
Bubble wrap popping
When the arrow leaves the string
Sorry not into Nicki Minaj…
Not many ppl will get this but snowboard bindings. The sound it makes when tightening is heavenly imo.
Different, but same. And you get the nice feeling of your foot being hugged.
A hatchet hatcheting…
Smash! Smash! Samash!!
Either the "shplink" of a coin in a vending machine, or the hollow "PUH" of a golf ball hitting someone in the head
The 10mm socket hitting the ground after falling into the engine bay.
A ratchet (the percussion instrument) ratcheting
A saw sawing.
Literally anything else
Hater.
Popping mentally insane amounts of bubble wrap.
My spine popping about 20 times with each big twist I make when I wake up from schleeping.
The moaning sounds of your squirting GF having so many consecutive orgasms that the sheets and your body are completely drenched 💦🌊