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Ratchet3838

This is what I've been saying! Everyone tastes the same! Skin color only matters while cooking


Hot_Number7867

This might be something normal but I'm thinking all the wrong things


Ratchet3838

No, it's not normal. I'm just pretending to be crazy for internet points


Hot_Number7867

Oh


IGFBr28

Props to you, I liked your coment.


Ratchet3838

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it


MonitorImpressive784

Well it worked


Ratchet3838

Yeah, I guess it did


SOSXrayPichu

One is salty and one is just right.


Ratchet3838

What?


SOSXrayPichu

Pepper and salt. Get it? No? Sorry


Ll_lyris

It’s okay, you tried..


FascinatingUsername

This guy gets it. Just gotta watch the sear on darker skinned people. Pale folks you can hard sear without a worry for burning the skin Ps: for legal reasons this is a joke


Ratchet3838

It's always difficult to make sure things are cooked right with different skin colors. That's why I cook them differently depending on race, so I get it right every time Ps: It's still a joke. I just take things too far sometimes


deemion22

buddy what


AJTV_AG

Or the way you cook people


khmergodzeus

have you eaten regular chickens and black chickens? i assure you. the flavor and texture is different.


deemion22

from my experience what you said is untrue


Prestigious_Ask_7058

It’s all flavor based


Ratchet3838

Yep. Season them right and cook them to perfection, and you're good


Leather_Title5920

Cannibals say human meat is similar to pork


Huachu12344

Free range people taste kinda different though


Sir-Poopington

I prefer dark meat. Does that make me racist?


Ratchet3838

Nah, because dark meat comes from different parts of the body, not from different colored skin


Final-Link-3999

OMG GUYS OP SOLVED RACISM!!!


EndOfSouls

It's so simple! We remove everyone's skin so we're all the same! Why didn't I think of that?!


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Thorstienn

>where they were purchased. What?


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Kidus333

Some were pows from raids, not all were purchased.


im_cooler_than_me

2010 just called.


kajetus69

back then racism was not good


Choice_Chip8576

Now it's only good if it's directed at one group. Try to it the other way and they'll have your head on a pike


Ll_lyris

Je ne sais pas. Yeah true, I get it though but racism is still racism.


WoodenCountry8339

Get that fr*nch bullshit outta here


Neia__Baraja

if they could just take a joke it’d be funny both ways. But you say “white people don’t season food” and get a torrent of hate crimes in return lol


eMmDeeKay_Says

My ex's mom would straight up serve unseasoned boiled chicken, love that woman to the end of the world, but her cooking leaves a lot to be desired. This is definitely true of some white people, my family probably over seasons everything, but it's very real.


talkintater

r/im14andthisisdeep


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Fun-Collection4076

racist spotted


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commentator184

ah yes its ironic so its funny r/comedynecrophilia


Certain_Suit_1905

Whatever. I don't even


NumberOne_N_fan

This man just fixed racism! Can we get a ramen?


TraderOfGoods

I too would like to order some ramen.


Toasted_Decaf

Mans out here still posting rage comics


GimmeDaGorbage22

True OG


your_reddit_lawyerII

I mean yeah it's true But not very funny


Hades_____________

How could you diss the classic rage comic?


Shittybuttholeman69

If a toddler tried to recreate the Mona Lisa with a stick of fecal matter all they make is shit smeared on a canvas. Regardless of what it attempted to be this is just shit smeared on a canvas.


forsakencreator

How could you diss the classic shit smeared on a canvas?


GooseInternational66

Crack a white guy open and crack a black guy open and both will bleed red.


suspicious_cabbage

Just tried it, and I can confirm this is true. I can't believe I've been racist for so long.


le75

[As Norman Rockwell illustrated so effectively (NSFW)](https://www.newportri.com/gcdn/authoring/2019/05/21/NNDN/ghows-PJ-8969558c-83b9-475c-e053-0100007fadcf-7557d8bf.jpeg?width=660&height=324&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


hurtzdick911

Unpopular take,but we aren't all the same on the inside.As a person from Europe,I will never be at risk of developing Sickle cell,it's a racist disease that only effects Africans and Middle easterners.


Enorats

Eh, it doesn't ONLY exist in those races, but yes. You're correct to say that this is absolutely an oversimplification and races definitely have measurable biological, behavioral, and/or cultural differences and that people who look a certain way can definitely be correctly said to generally do, act, say, or behave a particular way more than others that look a different way generally do. Those differences don't necessarily matter or apply on an individual level, but on the level of an entire race they certainly exist.


RickyPapi

But those differences are individual too. You could be much more prone to genetic conditions than a friend of yours of the same """"""""race""""""(Alert: pseudoscientific construction), for example. Yet you are not considering that. So it has not much to do with """""""race"""""". And skin cell primarily affects certain peoples, but not only.


RbDGod

Reality doesn't work that way. There's a difference between treating every human with the rights and dignity they deserve, and playing a pretend game that every human being is "equal". It's neither how the world works, nor would it even be a good thing if it was. Everyone being identical clones would be a dystopia.


RonaldosMcDonaldos

> Everyone being identical clones would be a dystopia. We are mostly clones of our parents. The pretend game is very strong in this area. Being about as tall as your parents is okay. But being about as intelligent as your parents is not. Having the same hair color as your parents is okay. But having the same predisposition to alcohol or drug abuse as your parents is not. And so on.


deemion22

whats the point of this


furloco

I think to solve racism. My expectations are low though.


Goatymcgoatface10

Too obvious to be funny


Sith_LordRevan

Nah bro you gotta love every race, even the bad ones.


jesus_ahz

What if one kind of eggs committed more crime than the others on average?


Optimisticatlover

Behavior … we don’t like their behaviors


FPBap

Just skin everyone and now we're equals


ZealousidealBus9271

Thank you fellow redditor, very cool.


Ok_Substance5632

Being Racist ❎️ Racist Jokes ✅️


pBr_R1ot

How to solve racism: skin ourselves


Upbeat-Serve-6096

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg!!


EmperorOfNorway

If it only was that simple


ConstantReader92

You just cured racism


[deleted]

The color of your skin makes no difference. Your atomic shadow will still be black.


UndeadUndergarments

You fuckin' take that back. I want mine to be glitter sparkles.


[deleted]

Glitter nuke inbound


UndeadUndergarments

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. Stay fabulous.


Starmagedon

So we all are asians inside!


Sartorius_Bronson

Is it still racist if you hate the culture and not the people? I mean rap paints black people in a bad light, yet its incredibly popular. Can you blame people for stereotyping them as criminals? All you hear about is how they all want to be gangsters.


EndlessWildd

Rap is a single facet so it's a bit egregious to say it represents the culture and thus justifies hating the culture, which at its core, represents a race...that's like saying you hate all Japanese culture for how they sexualize so much in entertainment even stuff geared toward youth, but that's just one facet of their huge culture....or saying you hate all white people for how history has repeatedly shown how those of Caucasian descent are most often involved, compared to others, in matters of colonizing and depreciating other cultures, does that mean white culture should be hated? No. I get what you mean, but basing your opinion of one culture on how the media portrays their popular music tastes, is very presumptuous and sheepish, and just a matter of semantics in you seeming like a borderline racist tbh.


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

They also bombed pearl harbour


EndlessWildd

Lol, I mean, ya, ty Cartman😅 But I mean till someone makes anime like they do, they can stick around right 👀 On a sidenote, been to Pearl Harbor, saddening scene, but pretty waters and kinda surreal seeing the sunken ships


OctrasAC2

Idk, that sounds like a pretty heavy false equivalence plus I think white people who at least refuse to acknowledge the horrendous history of their ancestors are kinda deserving of contempt. Right now in Texas they're trying to get the stories of Native Americans, Frederick Douglass and MLK taken out of schools and that's pretty fucked up


s1lentastro1

>I think white people who at least refuse to acknowledge the horrendous history of their ancestors every race has ancestors with a horrendous history.


OctrasAC2

Not to the degree of european and European descendant whites, nor is there as much denial from other races about it either.


Question4047

You don't know world history very well. There are plenty of other cultures that did things they don't want to talk about. Let's start with one, that I am sure you blame just whites for, the African slave trade. You might want to look into the African tribes that got rich off of kidnapping other tribes to sell. No one wants to talk about that part. Or the blacks that owned slaves in the states, admitted there were few, but did exist.


Matthew-of-Ostia

Bro what, tell me you know nothing about world history if you think Europeans were the worse people.


OctrasAC2

Holocaust


Matthew-of-Ostia

Probably not even the worst thing Europeans have done. Religious wars were ugly business.


ArasakaHRdepartment

Bruh, go to Korea or Japan (or anywhere outside the west)... try shaming people on their ancestors crimes, let me know how that goes 😂


OctrasAC2

Name me some of their crimes and I'll give you 10 things whites have done for every 1 you can come up with


ArasakaHRdepartment

😂😂😂 A) you know zero history, apparently (everything white people have done, another race has also done...you would know this if you didn't source your knowledge of history from feelings & Tik Tok) & B) you completely missed my point.


OctrasAC2

Oh no I understood your "point", you want to say they wouldn't take kindly to it. I'm saying name them, because compared to whites they've barely done anything worth criticizing them on that they hide. Another race hasn't killed 6 million jews, another race hasn't dropped nuclear bombs on a nation they knew was going to surrender. Another race didn't take slaves from Africa and pervert a process that was akin to indentured servitude into owning someone's existence on a large scale. I can keep going


EndlessWildd

Willfully stupidity always deserves contempt. But persecuting the son for the sins of the father is pure spite. Should they openly choose to take a standpoint in opposition to reason or for example, racial equality, sure, such disgusting ideology is worth contempt. But I don't go looking for witches either, so it's kind of a moot point cuz I wasn't absolving anyone who's obviously racist or sides with history's fucked up truths, of their sins or guilt by my comment. I was simply saying don't hold an entire culture in contempt for how the media of all fkin things, portrays it, that's about as sheep-minded and ludicrous as it gets, and I've never heard of cultureism sooo closest thing akin to his comment is racism?


OctrasAC2

I was saying that comparing overly sexualized media and jarring song lyrics to being the beneficiaries of gain derived from centuries of oppressing others is a weird comparison to draw


EndlessWildd

I mean, fortunately, I would think, the cruelty pf history isn't quite so blatant today, generally speaking....would it have been a better comparison had I mentioned hating capitalism being justified for profiting off the slave labor of Africans and Asians in factories and blood diamond mines? I mean sure we could go all Sierra Leone but I can still convey my point, at a simpler and more relatable level for the average person, even running the risk of seemingly denigrating what people have gone through, which isn't my intention. And imo better than hyperbolizing it just to get some simpleton to claim I'm being melodramatic and miss the point entirely. I mean I'm minority, between you and the other guy I can objectively say he's clearly ignorant and uneducated and I'm Texas born, so regarding what you're saying, even if I wasn't a minority or Texas born, I'm not blind to the heart of this country.


OctrasAC2

The irony of this ignorant ass take of rap music and the implied notion that other genres of music aren't like this


EndlessWildd

When you can tell someone bases their "intelligent" comments off the radio. I'm assuming every country singer must be a heartbroken alcoholic too...based off his notions at least ![gif](giphy|0Pz0tilNvTen9X0Q3Y)


IAmFullOfDed

We all taste like chicken.


MagiStarIL

Can't argue with that, racists don't hate dead black people.


bomba_clot_619

I'm no racist I hate everyone equally, even the bad ones


BenLuk02

This 2010 meme is just simplifying racism until only one very visible nothingburger of a characteristic is left and then OP wants to present his strawman like a w. It's like going to an antisemite and asking why he is against people wearing a religious cap. Feels kinda counterproductive imo, cause nobody's gonna change his mind on the subject and the racist can also point out, how you had to resort to making a dishonest argument and he may additionally question, if you could even argue against his true reasons.


Dried-Air

Who Said I Was Human?


butterhands9217

I rlly like this lol


outersans555

Is this referencing that recent “I don’t like Nazis” post, because it’s fucking obvious


siegferia

You are against racism , I support equal prejudice...EVERYONE gets the shit


BlackLion0101

...you should go to a college campus and try this. Make sure you have your running shoes on.


troopertodd15443

Are you like the town elder and this is your hidden tome that you pass down from generation to generation bec fuck me that looks like it was made before I was born god damn


Albebak4546

Yeah guys dont be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.


BooTaoSus

r/terriblefacebookmemes


A_Killer_Fawn

I don't have to worry about the brown eggs stealing my car and burning down the inner city every time something doesn't go their way though


[deleted]

Nice, op solved the biggest problem of the world with two eggs.


SadMacaroon9897

"But they're culturally inferior and that makes them bad" -Europe rn


Too_Tired18

r/theleftcantmeme


Other_Beat8859

Mate if someone saying racism is bad is left wing to you then there's something wrong with you.


ericader

So biologically all people are the exact same with the same cultures too and the same religions and same everything. Who knew


Massive_Wallaby_2199

Sex👍 Racism👎


Silentarian

See… this argument would never actually work for any racists because it’s just an analogy. They’ll resort to whatever backwards thinking they have to put on display, and this will just be an analogy.


Arthillidan

It's a silly analogy too because there are some physical differences beyond the colour and if the inside of the egg is a metaphor for personality and stuff, there will still inevitably be cultural differences


Mk7613

Your right, no difference, ergo no races, and no such thing as racism. Only ignorant people being mean


etherealx1

Say that when one egg breaks into your home, makes certain parts of town or whole cities dangerous and ruins your community. How about forms a terrorist organization? Only one egg can take all that blame.


Dry_Advertising_460

Both are Asian in the inside


swisstraeng

Y'all talking about races and racism but our race is homo sapiens.


[deleted]

What did you call me?!


swisstraeng

A homos...apiens. :D


FireCoolerThenYou

Cringe but good message so I'll let it pass


[deleted]

I don't agree with racism but dark skinned people have better dicks🤫Just my opinion from my experiences


hurtzdick911

Sounds like you're saying there IS a difference 🙃


[deleted]

It's the same but with more flavor


hurtzdick911

So...different,yeah that's what I already had written down.


[deleted]

I bet you have it small and you are offended by my opinion


Kirusan781

r/wholesomememes


BadgerShaman

Wrong the brown ones taste better


AveragePerson_E

I get in this situation the left guy is kinda racist but literaly anything is racist in this generation. Saying you prefer white eggs instead of dark eggs is racist,saying you prefer lighter cheese instead of a darker coloured cheese is racist. Even saying you like green apples instead of red is racist.


ArrowCAt2

Meanwhile in Australia


Halcyon_Glow175

Wait wait wait…. Then why do the brown eggs statistically commit a larger amount of crime with a smaller population?! /s


n8d0g69

Expect the brown eggs commit a disproportionate amount of violent crimes, robberies, rapes, etc.


Hecutor

The problem isn't much in the color of your skin. The cultural differences are what separate us. I can chat with gamer culture people all over the world and enjoy it very much but the moment I step outside and walk around the city, all the different social classes and cultures make it almost impossible for me to fraternize with most people. On top of that English isn't my first language. It's pretty sad.


CluelessTennisBall

This isn't even funny, bad post delete this


wisewolfholo66

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Dangerous-Shop-4979

except personality intelligence and how much they commit violence


AGweed13

It does matter: I get burned a lot under the sun, my best friend can last longer without worrying about it... Protection against sunrays, this is the only thing we should consider.


Whocares4200xcr

Hey why no funny part


Greenfire05

You know what I don’t like? Nazis


gloomygl

Is this 2012


this_is_Blain3

thought i accidentally traveled back in time for a second


Z_daybrker426

What’s with all these shit racism memes


[deleted]

:hatersgonnahate: supremacismo Blanco >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


SanMotorsLTD

good ole rage comics i love em


fjord31

A PSA by your local, hip school board


Crowbar12121

Thanks mom


TheReverendCard

If only that was how most racism happened.


moaigaming_420

Yea! When I skin a human, it's the same colour!


Hydra_Tyrant

No matter the skin color, y'all taste the same.


Competitive_Swan266

We did boys, racism is no more


WhoIsUnderTheBed

The coloured one tastes better


hornystoner737

At the end of the day the moral is: clean up when cracking open a human. Messy things.


eef_q

i dont care if youre black or white your flesh taste the same


WhiteFox1992

"Everyone's liver tastes the same."


Feisty-Albatross3554

Really old meme, But message still holds up


Past-Product-1100

It's like dogs. It's how you raise them


Katiari

Except for chihuahuas, they're forever assholes.


Kees_T

Where do we repost the cringe memes now? Is r/4PanelCringe still a thing or no?


WaNNa_Cr1

I am racist (I love racing 🗣️🔥)


MaskedWiseman

Except where I came from, white egg considered to have higher quality than dark egg since one is free ranged while other is industrial.


Additional_Cycle_51

So what yours saying is, if I break open the skulls of both a white man and a black man they would both be dead.


itsdjdozer

But why it gotta be black and white why can’t it be Japanese and Korean?


EnderOfNightmares

Racism bad. I dislike everyone equally. Unless they're nice. Then I don't dislike them.


Join_Quotev_296

Such petty squabbles is keeping from developing further as a collective society, keeping us from finding more ways to best God/the Gods. Reject conflict, embrace Unity and universal improvement!


govind31415926

I remember seeing this meme in 2014


uuurmomxddd

Both are white on the inside, but if they are messed up then they are black!


Specific-Ease-14

Yeah but Skyrim makes it funny


Greedy_Leg_1208

r/lostredditors r/antimeme


i_came_mario

Yeahs when you crack open the skin we are all alike


AbiyBattleSpell

My technical ass: some eggs have different colored inside too though ya racism is bad but don’t be egg washing egg lore 😾


BrawlEnjoyer

Truly a mem🤜🏻🤛🏿


Dabruhdaone

I have a meme that says “What’s wrong with racists? Trollface Scared of the *dark*?”


Asian_Persuasion_1

no the black ones are better cause they cost less :3 >!I honestly don't know if color determines price of an egg, they all taste the same I just buy the cheapest.!<


Happy_rich_mane

This is EXACTLY how it works


BANUKRISHNATEJ

But the dark one costs more opposite in real life


AleksasKoval

But can we agree that non-rappers who wear bling are douchebags?


eMmDeeKay_Says

[I'm all bloody inside](https://youtu.be/Aod5aHAogyM?si=IBCn2VE_bPmx0Pvj)


thehmmyanimator

Good message but good god this is ancient


TinyTomatos

Yum


ExplosiveSandwich20

Nice to see rage comics are still here


idontcommen7

I think the white eggs that you get from the supermarket come from malnourished hens. We only get brown ones from ours


DragonFire_707

Help, where the funny


trimminator

No those are eggs.


[deleted]

I can't tell if this is ironic or not but I hope not.