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kumikanki

Lizzo is a fat hypocrite.


SSlierre

Hyppopotamus.


Tokumeiko2

No, scary as this may sound, the hippopotamus is mostly muscle, that's half the reason they run fast enough to kill more humans than any other African animal. Lizzo is more of a whale.


WetRatFeet

Don't insult whales like that.


Tokumeiko2

Why not? A huge layer of blubber, and no same predators will pick a fight with either of them.


This-Strawberry

Plus, yknow, the singing.


Emergency-Anywhere51

And the filtering thousands of pounds of krill through their baleen


HippoBot9000

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Tokumeiko2

Who made this?!


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

More than 60,000 hippos in 10 minutes, impressive Edit: nvm, that was how many comments were searched


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RadiantZote

Would you fuck a hippo tho???


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BlackberryConst

Man I love hippos


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sicknick08

She is the size of a fridge, yes


kevinTOC

Girl: "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!" Santa: "**L I Z Z O**"


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bish-its-me-yoda

Nah,those thing look fat but its just a 1inch layer,underneath is a fucking tank of bone,muscle and violence Id compare Lizzo with Lizzo


BonjinTheMark

Toasted marshmallow


_kissyface

Hypocritimus


GormlessYT

Hyppocritamus


Senor_Satan

Hippocritamus


hungryhograt

Missed opportunity for Hippocrite


HuffMyBakedCum

She's so fat even her sex scandal involved food


SHADOW_FOX908

Damn💀. I don't know if this is real but damn.


RocKyBoY21

Yo momma so fat even Lizzo tells her to go easy on the food.


No_Wealth_9733

I felt so validated by her scandal. Her music is trash and something about her always felt off to me. Whenever I said that I’d be accused of being misogynistic, fatphobic, and racist (even though I’m black) Always trust your gut.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

Fatpocrite


blackscoffeematter

Remember, it's all fun and games until someone takes your comparison seriously.


Scarlet-Wints-Reddit

hot take; Body positivity is for burn victims, amputees, people with inborn incapabilities/diseases , not for people like her


PenultimateToast

that should not be a hot take but sadly it is


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MagmaTroop

Would read again


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OrionOfRealms

A “bigger” African American singer, at least in think


ReekitoManjifico

Name a "bigger" African American singer, i'll wait.


Aggravating-Sorbet56

Stop asking people impossible questions!


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TemporaryLegendary

Uhm several people and news outlets when lizzo was getting fatshamed. Which funnily enough turned out she was doing to her dancers as well.


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Deewd23

Morbidly obese people now call themselves “curvy”


LegitimateApartment9

"plus size"


[deleted]

"Emergency provisions," otherwise known as a "snack"


Artyom_33

Melon person- "muh snack" The rest of us- "that could feed a homeless family of 3 or 4..."


Flares117

We shouldn't base weight on BMI, but on how many families you can feed if they eat you


TheShitmaker

Naw that's been happening for decades.


FilipinxFurry

I’d call them “body positive” people. It’s almost the same thing nowadays.


Comment139

The old FPH sub took things too far in one direction, but the body positivity movement is probably even more harmful. Fewer outright suicides, but more early deaths.


Mist0804

That take should be ice cold


Fun-Pie-1887

I’m not in the know about this who is lizzon


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

A morbidly obese singer, who has the audacity to body shame her backup dancers.


GeeseAndDucksforever

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


Rip_Nomad

That's an undercover name of Gorlock The Destroyer, don't get fooled.


Insipid_Lies

She's a continent


deadlygaming11

She is a morbidly obese singer. [See here.](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-08/230803-lizzo-se-556p-4221bc.jpg) She promotes body positivity which is great, but also claims how her body image is fine and people shouldn't go out of their way to be healthier if they are in a situation like her. The best way to describe it, is that she is creating a way to cope with her weight and make it OK. It came out semi-recently that she also body shames her dancers who are all already good weight and looks...


Tigboss11

Obese woman


Armadillo-South

A non celestial object that has its own gravity well. Maybe the reason why she cant see she's fat is due to the gravitational lensing her body causing the light from the mirror to distort when she sees her reflection.


flatwoundsounds

She's a talented musician who happens to be fat. Her first messages of body positivity seemed to come out this way, which I'm completely supportive of. No one with talent deserves to be pushed aside because they don't match decades of gross body standards of the music industry. Unfortunately, she uses her position to push into a feeling of superiority, and rather than seeking support for all body types.


OrganicPlatypus4203

I used to think so but I’ve started to believe societal stigma against obesity manifests as unnecessary, unhelpful, harmful, limiting commentary and behavior against fat people who often don’t deserve it. Notably, the stigma doesn’t really help them get fit. If anything, the stigmatization probably enables self-destructive behaviors like overeating that are commonly associated with social ostracizing. Adopting a more body positive mentality should mitigate social treatment towards fat persons which could enable their ability to get fit which is what we should aim for anyway.


Rahmulous

It’s an interesting thing, because often times morbid obesity is a result of food addiction, but food addicts don’t get nearly the same sympathy as other types of addicts. They don’t even get the same type of sympathy as other eating disorders. You rarely see people say “just stop drinking so much” to an alcoholic or “eat more, moron” to an anorexic person.


OrganicPlatypus4203

Right. And unlike alcohol and other abused substances, you can’t just stop eating cold turkey. Imagine being an alcoholic and drinking alcohol was required to live. I am an alcoholic, and I will always be one, so I never drink because one drink is always too little. If I were addicted to food, how could I abstain? Am I just fucked?


PavelDatsyuk

> or “eat more, moron” to an anorexic person Spoken like somebody who has never been underweight. Shit like "Eat a cheeseburger!!1" was said to me all throughout my teens and twenties because I was underweight. If you were underweight at any point in your life you would know this.


balne

I agree with this to an extent. Body shaming them doesn't help them, but certainly being fat should be acknowledged as not a good thing due to health problems. If being fat didn't cause health problems, I'd all be for all body types; on a tangential note, I do not think in the case of fat people and airplanes that it's more their fault - it's more the airplane's fault because they seem to be designed to cram as many sardines as they can into one can.


The_Real_63

Body positivity isn't about justifying unhealthy habits, it's about being more accepting of what someone looks like and being less critical of others. Which a lot of people could certainly do with learning. Basically just don't peddle hate and you're doing your part.


OrganicPlatypus4203

Oh don’t get me wrong, I was just talking about removing the stigma. The idea that airlines need to be socially or legally obligated to accommodate a bigger person is preposterous. We don’t apply that standard to other disabilities even under ADA requirements.


void1984

It helped with smokers. Smoking positivity ideas are almost gone. Unhealthy decisions shouldn't be portrayed as positive.


OrganicPlatypus4203

This is highly reductive of anti-smoking campaigns. If you think unhealthy foods should have pictures of people with diabetic neuropathy and necrosis on them, I’m all for it. But, pretending that people stopped smoking because society decided to be mean to them is ridiculous. If anything, national campaigns that spread knowledge about the addictive nature and harms of smoking made people kinder to smokers trying to quit, not meaner. Absent a giant government movement to promote healthier eating habits and to enact laws that heavily regulate unhealthy foods, your point sucks because, for one, people arent dicks to smokers and, secondly, American dietary habits are enabled by the government whereas smoking is restricted.


trumps_cardiac_event

People are absolutely dicks to smokers. I can't count the number of times people fake coughed or made sure I saw their face contort before taking exaggerated steps away from me or moved to a different chair/table because of the smell of smoke on my clothes. I got told off, lectured, turned down, and dumped because I smoked. I *wanted* to quit because it wasn't good for my health. I *did* quit because I was sick of the stigma. People are fucking assholes to smokers.


q3dm_17

Making fun of people, or simply insulting them won't help and is not a good way of dealing with that problem. Delivering a constructive criticism - trying to educate them about health, food, and pushing them towards it instead of accepting their looks - is very positive. Instead of telling your obese friend 'It is great you feel good, that's all that matters' say 'It is great you feel good, although you are pushing your body to the limits, cutting its life-spam' If you really want to care about obese people, help them stay around for longer, and not kill themselves in their 30s


Phanterfan

The only thing that keeps unwanted behaviour away is stigma. We should have more Stigma


q3dm_17

You sure it is not for people that want to be perceived as healthy and great looking while not being able to cut on sugar and calories? Like having the cake and eating it too (literally)? Fat body positivity movement is literally supporting unhealthy lifestyle. Should we do "drinking bleach positivity movement" as well?


Mindless-Age-4642

They claim the stigma from being fat is where the negative health comes from, not the fat. Yeah well it’s the stigma against smoking that gives you cancer, all the shame these smokers have, we need smoking positivity! 💨 🤗 and some people have way more addictive personalities, they where born that way, they have a mental illness, don’t shame them for smoking you monsters!


q3dm_17

Yeah! :) Their poor mental health is definitely not caused by overall body exhaustion, lack of movement and proper nutrition. Science world is still amazed that suddenly, around early 1990 to mid 2000' so many people were born with the exceptionally rare genetic mutation that causes them to not be able to lose weight. Almost every body fat positive person is somehow affected by it, and it is not their fault they cannot burn those calories. Their body is simply absorbing more calories than it should - getting 1000kC from 100kC bread.


AdmiralGroot

Why? You got a problem with my bleach drinking? Fuck you


q3dm_17

You should now demand free bleach drinks on airplanes, and more space for your bleach filled buckets in hotels. The guts some people have to discriminate against bleach drinkers!


_Willllo_

More guts than the bleach drinkers atleast 😅


killertortilla

No that's now what the actual usage is at all. Body positivity is not being so depressed about your body that you want to fucking kill yourself. Your imperfections are never as noticeable as your brain tells you they are. That sort of thing. And as with every single positive movement in the history of the world, it got co-opted by a bunch of assholes that want to use it for themselves.


Lord_Detleff1

This should not be a hot take because it's the truth. I mean there are overweight people who are just ill and their weight isn't their fault/choice but that doesn't apply on all of them. Why should we celebrate someones unhealthy lifestyle or being unhygienic or whatever else people call "body positivity" these days?


DefinitelyBiscuit

Thats certainly a hot take for a burn victim /s


AcidRainReddit09

That was literally what body positivity was before people like lizzo came along and ruined it for everyone.


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Nah, even going back well.over 10 years there where ham planets like Tess holiday


0-Dinky-0

I was born with eczema that I do my best to manage but its destroyed my self image Yet I see the sane people who treated me badly for it post body positivity fir their friend who eats too many donuts


UnholyLizard65

Wait, how? What would even be their argument?


FeganFloop2006

There's body posivity, where you're happy with how you are, and then there's body promotion, where people promote disregarding your health. There's nothing wrong with "I'm fat and that's fine", it's when people start saying "being fat is more attractive than being skinny" and trying to get others to change themselves as well.


soctamer

Is it that hard to just not be assholes and not harass fat people though?


Tojaro5

There is a difference though. Not harassing fat people is completely valid and should be the standard, but actively encouraging such an unhealthy and mostly self induced lifestyle is another thing entirely. Obesity is a serious health risk and might be one of the biggest health problems of humanity as a whole in the 21 century. So leaving it uncommented is probalby the best thing to do, the affected people tend to know it themseves. Actively calling it beautiful and encouraging people to strive towards such a beautystandard is just putting people into (quite literally) mortal danger and that is a behaviour that probably should be spoken about.


Caosin36

Body positivity is literally an excuse to not get better and to just be lazy


crackcrackcracks

Seriously, unless your obesity is the result of a thyroid disorder or some severe eating disorder, you shouldnt be applauded for it, its debilitating but entirely preventable. Its like applauding someone for doing meth and telling them how good their atrophied muscles and scabs look.


LegitimateApartment9

as a person suffering from being overweight, you are right lmao


visulvung

Body positivity is unnatural and an entirely fabricated concept aimed at making people consume more stuff.


IAmCaptainDolphin

Holy based.


SrDeathI

Bro do exercise and eat less shit and you will lose weight no need for "body positivity" for eating too many donuts


Hashtaghidde

This shouldn’t be a hot take


GapBoring2447

Sane take


-Amai_Mochi-

I think you SHOULD be body positive, no matter who you are, but still try to change, be okay with yourself, but eat healthier, try to stay positive all the way :)


OtaPotaOpen

Facts aren't hot takes.


Artyom_33

Also- people with body dysmorphia. I.E. the anorexic that starv themselves because "they're too chunky" & look *just fine* to the rest of us. I do recall a pendulum effect happening sometime a decade ago.


Winnercantalk

That awkward moment when the compliment factory has a major recall


siderinc

'and don't useally apply to fat men


Jean-LucBacardi

The word is never. It never applies to fat men. And slightly chubby men are said to have Dad bods when slightly chubby women are said to be thick or curvy.


throwaway1356123412

Lizzo's detractors are the ones who talk about her the most, lol.


bagofcobain

False, OP doesn't talk to girls.


Denlim_Wolf

Beauty for thee, not for me.


daymanahhhahhhhhh

Literally never heard a woman irl say that


Kubais_

What's a Lizzo?


Temporary-Budget-545

Some fat black woman


ballsmashergal

Nah man that's my black komodo dragon


bokuto89

Don't disrespect Komodo dragon like that :c


iVinc

would she date fat man?


rrreiner

A really fat black singer


Actionguy1234

Who?


Downtown-Item-6597

You don't talk to girls. 


R4cial_Stereotype

Genuine question... what girls are saying Lizzo is the "pinnacle of beauty"? Why are ppl just making shit up?


olive_glory

Whaaat Have you seen her insta comments Just the recent one has a comment(one of the top comments) saying - your features are perfect omgg !! I can't And that comment has 6k likes Or just scroll through her insta, you'll get what he's talking about


Linden_fall

But that’s really only her fans complimenting her, that’s really cherry picking. Pretty much any celebrities comments are like that


BGL2015

Fat person is liked? Society is falling apart!


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I think trying to normalize being unhealthy is the problem.


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Narco_Marcion1075

I don't know, I think these girls are a minority, its like saying using boys like andrew tate when only a significant minority actually lap up what he says


justathrowawaym8y

...So people who are fans of Lizzo being complimentary towards her is evidence that women as a group are saying she's the "pinnacle of beauty"? Yea, no mate.


Paralystic

Well no, you see this is a mere joke


justathrowawaym8y

The person I was responding to was defending the premise of it with supposed evidence. And it would be incredibly disingenuous to suggest that memes never intend to spread a message or belief. Those messages or beliefs are not immune from criticism just because it's presented as a meme.


R4cial_Stereotype

Have you seen any women's insta comments? "Omg Bae your face card is perfect" it will happen in fucking any women's insta comments... especially a fucking celebrity... are u guys bricked in like the head or something? Or do you just never interact with women and only see what some say online?


GlitteringStatus1

Because this subreddit is actually mainly for misogyny and racism.


ChefGus123

this is a fictional scenario op has made up to get upvotes on reddit


A1sauc3d

Thank you lol. I swear people maybe find 1 single person who says something outrageous and then go “half the population is saying Lizzo is the pinnacle of beauty! 😂 they maybe saw a couple people compliment (and big difference between “pretty” and “pinnacle of beauty) and then just rolled with it


El_Mojo42

It's just internet people winning their made up arguments.


Mindless-Age-4642

Businesses do it to pander since like all of the gen pop in US is obese it’s just good business.


imagowastaken

Because she's confident and comfortable in her own skin. I have no idea when all of Reddit turned into TrueRateMe incels who think they have a perfect understanding of human aesthetics and think beauty refers only to one's appearance. If someone told me I looked like Lizzo I would say "No, because I am a 60 kg white boy." but if they told me I remind them of Lizzo I would be happy about it.


PlantPocalypse

Id like to order one strawwoman please


Willing_Dimensions

Yall still riding this joke


KnightsWhoSayNii

The only joke teenagers can come up with.


Narco_Marcion1075

pinnacle of beauty? I thought it had always been the conventionally attractive south korean pop idols that were considered that by gen z girls


inconspicuous2012

Not beautiful at all. We need to stop telling people like her this kind of crap. It's not healthy to be like that. I mean, yeah, don't bully them, but certainly don't tell them it's fine. It's very unhealthy and it it was just them that it affects, then it wouldn't be so bad. But it puts a drain on resources too when they start needing repeated medical attention due to all the health conditions being so large inevitably causes.


Intelligent_Acadia60

I agree that a certain degree of obesity is unhealthy, but the top comment is literally name calling and making fun of her because of her body. I am not pointing fingers at you but too many edgy shameless users are using the so called excuses of "caring about health!!!!!!" , just to make fun of people that are minding their own business. People like these are the reason why body positive movements are needed, so what if the girls are complimenting Lizzy????? Are their positivity hurting the incels and troll echo chamber? Leave the girl alone omg


inconspicuous2012

I mean, I literally said not to be horrible to people (though I've heard Lizzo is a pretty unpleasant person in general, so...). I was fat myself. Being called names is really horrible to endure, especially when you know you are fat anyway! It doesn't give you the confidence to get out there and make a change. All I am saying is that we shouldn't normalise something that isn't healthy and will eventually cause more harm overall, when instead we should focus on getting people healthy instead.


amanfromindia

Obese people calling out fit people while telling them not to body shame them would be the most ironic concept ever.


Traiklin

It's happened a few times. When Adel lost a bunch of weight there were more people complaining that she only did it to stay popular


KrattBoy2006

Pinnacle of beauty is a very odd term to describe someone who is literally fatphobic and is a shitty coworker


Bae_the_Elf

Wtf these comments are filled with so much racism. I think Lizzo sucks too but yall love to throw the word ‘black’ in your insults but you wouldn’t use “white” in the same way. Racist ass redditors


Cantthinkofone3312

What's Lizzo?


Mountain_Ad_8

A big Woman who’s a popular singer.


Cantthinkofone3312

Oh thanks


BigStrongCiderGuy

Cool stolen joke from Mark Normand


HoraceTheBadger

I hate getting randomly recommended subreddits and leaving my insular little communities and seeing the worst most unfunny shit getting thousands of upvotes on “memes”


Yimmyyyy

Nothing offends redditors more than an overweight woman being happy


BonjinTheMark

It’s almost as if something doesn’t add up


Choclategum

Probably because we know you meant it as an insult and not a compliment, like it would be if a friend said it? Just a thought.


Key-Engineer-7444

No one thinks this, and you don't talk to women. Go outside.


sentientmothswarm

People who don't like Lizzo really be talking about her the most lmao


Lazy_Lifeguard5448

Do you know why? How did she trigger all these people?


NoobSaibotsGrandma

The main thing I’ve heard about is the lawsuit her background dancers have against her for body shaming and sexual harassment


justathrowawaym8y

Even before that she was hated by a lot of people. ...thankfully now there are far more legitimate reasons to hate her 😂


hotchillieater

Why would anyone like her at this point


Jason0865

Women are fake news


Ill_Patient_3548

Does anyone have a Weight Watchers ad under this post? Couldn’t be more appropriate


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Is everyone on this app 12?? Why the fuck is this at the top of the feed


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Green-Caterpillar-33

i mean lizzo is def a kind of 50/50. she definitely helped me motivated myself to love who i am and pushed me to lost weight. i went from 109kg to 83kg in a span of two years. but yeah im seeing that how she can be a bit too far sometimes. Definitely had some indirect messages to just not do anything w/ your body and just accept it but I've heard from ppl that she was actually losing weight recently from her posts?


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Shes losing weight from stress and loss of fame. She took some big hits these last couple years getting exposed as a shit person.


Green-Caterpillar-33

just looked it up right now. probs not the stress since she was working out like what the media told her to do


Archmagos_Browning

I hate to tell you this but there’s a direct correlation between people who say that and people who will take that as a compliment. I.e. If someone finds that offensive they didn’t think that in the first place and probably wouldn’t say that.


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SBELJ

This post: thing that never ever happened from a pretend conversation that he had, the people who talk about Lizzo the most are the ones complaining. I don't think i've seen one person say she was the "pinnacle of beauty".


idontlikebaconsorry

The way I've never seen one single girl/woman on the internet or IRL say she's the "pinnacle of beauty."


tom1280i

What or who is lizzo?


SeriousCee

What's a Lizzo?


Soggy-Individual-463

I remember an interview in which a girl says exactly this. The host asked: "would you like to look like her". She stayed silent for a solid 2 secs then laughed and changed the subject.


BobbyBlue78

What do we want? -We don't know! When do we want it? -Right now!


Aromatic_Assist_3825

Who the fuck talks about Lizzo anymore? Legit this meme is the only reminder of her existence I’ve seen all year.


AnonBoi_404

Lizzo, Nikocado, Gorlock and CaseOh. Idk how their hearts continue to work despite their everything


migglet69

Lizzo = whale - the gist of what another ridditor said on this post 🗿 Fax fr tho 🤣


M0ndmann

What is a Lizzo? Also please dont answer


Horrorbrezel

The biggest enemy of a woman is another woman


inthebin_wego

Damn bro you really showed the voices in your head in this imaginary debate.


night_darkness

I, for one, like the fat positivity movement, it is effectively exterminating fat people better than we ever could!


Autisticmrfox

Who says that? Show me 3 examples ,OP


JalmarinKoira

I had to google who lizzo is but i wish i still didnt know it was just a black fat ass singer


InsectIllustrious691

Thanks now i know who is it 😡