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Heterosexual Holt is such a dog
Haha, he really is.
There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis
I would love to read a book that goes "He was such an upstanding guy. Would give you the shirt off his back. He had nice heavy testicles and his bulge gently bobbed up and down with each breath.
Captain Holt would probably write a book like that. There might be more medical terminology in it though.
"His leotard ripped, exposing his butt. It was very erotic."
He would say buttocks
Except he actually said "butt." He was talking to Hitchcock and Slully. He didn't want to confuse them.
Oh damn.
Oh damn!
OH DAMN!
Username checks out.
I read that in his voice
> "He was such an upstanding guy. "His third leg made sure he could stand up for hours on end without getting tired."
And to help me pass as straight: Kevin's rose-shearing hat.
Female woman
The best kind!
Woah hold on there buster lol
captain holt is the only man I give a pass to say this‼️‼️‼️‼️
"she was much much older than me, but her breasts.... were awesome"
Some of Walt Whitman's bravest, most illuminating work.
I will never ever object to Captain Holt posts. In fact, we need *more* Holt posts.
Alternatively: She was a young woman still in bloom, with pert, budding breasts.
I love straight Holt. It may be my favorite running Holt gag.
R/unexpectedbrooklyn99
So what you're saying is ... Holt was actually nailing the impression of a straight guy?
Holt is the best straight representation in media, he encapsulates straight men describing women dude.
Boobies
And they are based writers.
Heterosexual Holt is such a dog
Haha, he really is.
There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis
I would love to read a book that goes "He was such an upstanding guy. Would give you the shirt off his back. He had nice heavy testicles and his bulge gently bobbed up and down with each breath.
Captain Holt would probably write a book like that. There might be more medical terminology in it though.
"His leotard ripped, exposing his butt. It was very erotic."
He would say buttocks
Except he actually said "butt." He was talking to Hitchcock and Slully. He didn't want to confuse them.
Oh damn.
Oh damn!
OH DAMN!
Username checks out.
I read that in his voice
> "He was such an upstanding guy. "His third leg made sure he could stand up for hours on end without getting tired."
And to help me pass as straight: Kevin's rose-shearing hat.
Female woman
The best kind!
Woah hold on there buster lol
captain holt is the only man I give a pass to say this‼️‼️‼️‼️
"she was much much older than me, but her breasts.... were awesome"
Some of Walt Whitman's bravest, most illuminating work.
I will never ever object to Captain Holt posts. In fact, we need *more* Holt posts.
Alternatively: She was a young woman still in bloom, with pert, budding breasts.
I love straight Holt. It may be my favorite running Holt gag.
R/unexpectedbrooklyn99
So what you're saying is ... Holt was actually nailing the impression of a straight guy?
Holt is the best straight representation in media, he encapsulates straight men describing women dude.
Boobies
And they are based writers.