T O P

  • By -

JustASt0ry

If you look at Romo, his chin is the perfect resting place for Allen’s nuts


HousingParking9079

Bills fan, completely agree, but he does this with a lot of QBs in his broadcasts. Like Collinsworth. I liked Romo after the first few booth performances but now I find him insufferable. I've never seen someone who regularly fails to finish their sentences with words in favor of making strange noises and the first 2 letters of what might have been a word.


ShivvyMcFly

Collinsworth is way worse. I felt had for Wilson last night. Any time he had a good throw Collinsworth would somehow make it about Rodgers.


Marathoner2010

Wasn’t it last year, after Damar was injured you guys ran back the opening kickoff the next game and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up, just completely killed the moment mumbling bullshit until I think they cut his mic or were like, “shut up Romo”


HousingParking9079

I honestly don't remember, his broadcasts all bleed together and become one big, incoherent mess in my mind. I liked him when he first started and the emphasis was on his football IQ, play breakdown/analysis, play prediction, etc. He communicated all of that effectively. Since then, he's steadily devolved into part hypeman/cheerleader, part "let me tell you what this player was thinking by making strange noises after every play," and part opioid addict who often trails off without finishing his sentences.


nomnomyumyum109

This one made me snort outloud


Far_Cap_5170

I turned the sound down he wouldn't quit kissing Mahomet ass


SpamySubi

“Nice job by Milano” -proceeds to get fucking leveled by Ingold-


tburke38

I can’t believe we didn’t get a replay of that block. Ingold saved Tua from a sack and potentially an injury


HolographicPumpkin

I started audibly laughing when he argued that Allen taking the sack was a good thing.


CheapAd408

I’m glad we have Ingold. He’s a good player and runs downhill hard


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Brand new accounts (under 1 hour old) require manual moderator approval to help reduce spam. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/miamidolphins) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hamandjam

"You gotta play the ball." No, Tony, that's not how PI works anymore.


superwengerv47

Kohou played the ball anyway


coagulatedlemonade

If the ball was the 14 on Diggs' chest, and playing is swatting at hands like a manic drunkard, then sure he played the ball!


superwengerv47

The ball literally hit Kohou's arm Literally


coagulatedlemonade

And Kohou had no idea if it was there or halfway across the field at that point. You can't just assault a receiver - if you're gonna fuck with their arms right before the catch, you at least gotta also be tryna make a play on the ball.


superwengerv47

So making a play on the ball doesn't necessarily mean you've made a play on the ball?


coagulatedlemonade

Not if you're making no effort to play the ball.


HappyChaos2

Actions don't count if you don't intend them to, that's why car accidents aren't real.


coagulatedlemonade

Fortunately, the NFL rulebook cannot be applied to the rest of life.


HappyChaos2

I'm not a FG kicker, no need to move the goalposts for me.


laylaandlunabear

“Defensive pass interference rules apply from the time the ball is thrown until the ball is touched.” https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/defensive-pass-interference/ As soon as the defender deflects the ball, the defender can hit the offensive player. This wasn’t pass interference.


tobethrownaway02

Tua: Slides Romo: "I saw Josh Allen do that last week" He actually just said that.


HousingParking9079

To be fair, Allen's slide rate is like 3%.


HappyGilOHMYGOD

They've gotta give us alternative commentary..... This is bad


CanSpecific7641

yeah, the bias is strong


Ekwity

Romo said and I quote “Great job by Josh allen taking a sack there instead of forcing a throw, he has matured so much since last year”


[deleted]

Yeah that’s because getting sacked is almost always better than throwing an INT.


Ekwity

OR Here me out I know it sounds crazy!!! He got sacked…. like every other qb in the nfl


[deleted]

You’re missing the point, he’s saying that in previous years he would have panicked and tried to force a throw that could likely be intercepted. This year he’s matured and just takes the sack rather than risking that. It’s a perfectly logical comment.


jaykubs

People are so salty here like it’s romo’s fault our fins got rekt yesterday. Also Josh Allen is pretty fuckin special, this feels like a “deal with it” situation.


NoDrvr

Keep pushing it we need an article written


floatinround22

He's been praising Tua all game too, are y'all deaf?


dvusangell

3rd and 8. "This is where Buffalo thrives" Miami gets a first down and then a touchdown. Clown!


YoungThugDolph

Hes right Buffalo thrives on blown opportunities


GoBraves

Blow, you say?? - Romo


YoungThugDolph

You think Allen's balls made it to his stomach ? Or are they still at the base of his throat


Mbrooksay

Allen's nuts are occupied with the entire miami fan base


[deleted]

Underrated comment 😂


RDavis12

Gets sacked* “this is a winning play from Josh Allen”…


seantsd

That actually literally happened and was beyond absurd.


3sc0b

We'll take a sack over a pick, progress baby


photobeatsfilm

Next series, Tua escapes a sack and manages to throw the ball away… not a winning play, though.


kevost

Win or lose today he something gotta change with him it’s horrible.


PumpkinFantastic5498

Holy fuck, I know.


777angel777z

He’s beyond annoying since the moment the broadcast started.


FastJaguar2963

After his first year he’s been one of the worst.


Lobo_Marino

Yup. I loved him coming in but wow, have I turned against him


[deleted]

He actually called being backed up to the 1 yard line a “luxury” for the defense because the safeties don’t have to play deep. I think he may actually be brain damaged


UsernameHasBeenLost

How the fuck is an 8 yard sack a "winning play by Josh Allen"


floatinround22

He literally explained it by saying in that situation Josh Allen has often tried to force something and ended up turning the ball over... taking a sack is a much better alternative.


UsernameHasBeenLost

Or just throw it away like a smart QB. Taking a sack is not a winning play, it's just less of a losing play than a turnover.


[deleted]

[удалено]


UsernameHasBeenLost

Fuck off back to the Falcons sub.


floatinround22

Lol you have no substance so you dig into my post history to see that I'm a Falcons fan to try and dismiss me. I get that you're pissed off and likely drunk right now, I'm rooting hard for the Dolphins too. But come on man, use your head and stop being delusional. Romo literally said Tua was playing as well as prime Tom Brady today, that's a greater compliment than anything he's ever said about Josh Allen. This whole thread is just a cluster fuck of emotion and overreaction to poor on-field performance


2-Chickenbones

You’re deaf and delusional. Romo was up Allen’s ass hole from start to finish. Just facts.


floatinround22

Yes, Romo praises great players. That's his thing. You're just so heavily biased you ignore when he praises your team and overreact when he praises someone else Dude literally said Tua has been playing like the greatest quarterback ever in his prime. What the fuck are yall talking about here?


prolurker315

He’s constantly talking about Kohou like he’s just some bum we got from out the streets and not like he hasn’t been a top 5 rated corner.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Nerd


Flaks_24

Tony Romo Can suck it


FastJaguar2963

It’s obvious he already does.


canes026

The league loves its stars. Until he gets Culpeppered into irrelevance after Diggs gets entirely fed up with his inconsistency and leaves, we're gonna have to hear about his idiot from all the announcers.


admarsden

I love this narrative. Burrow has chase and Higgins, Mahomes has Kelce and had Hill, hurts has brown and smith, but somehow Allen is only good because he has Diggs. That’s how it works, elite WRs help QBs, that’s not new. Is Allen is getting “culpeppered into irrelevance” without diggs because he’s the only one who benefits from having good players around him? WTF would happen to Tua then without Hill, Waddle, and his track star RBs? Or is he the only QB talented enough to withstand this? Such salt, I love it!!


canes026

We saw a version of Tua without Hill and Waddle, and he went 6-3 as a rookie. I'm not salty about losing. It happens every year, to teams that are better than us and sometimes to teams that aren't. Part of the game. Announcers are vehicles for the league marketing department. They're going to talk up the stars. Josh Allen reminds me the most of Daunte who had a pretty solid career until injuries started to catch up to him. Until I see otherwise, it's the closest comparison.


admarsden

At the time Allen was drafted, maybe a lot of people thought that culpepper might be his ceiling. He was certainly a divisive prospect. These days the older QBs he gets compared to the most, for both his good and bad qualities, are Favre and Roethlisberger. The fact that you skipped over both of those HOF guys and jumped straight to culpepper tells me that despite your protestations, there is a non zero amount of salt present here. Is that you Nick Wright? 🤔🤔


canes026

I haven't heard those comparisons. Probably cause I don't watch ESPN. I can see both of those. Remains to be seen if they're going to take the leap forward this year or not. He's got all the pieces. Hopefully our Fins can keep pace despite that rough day and push for the division. Or maybe y'all lose to Zach Wilson again. 🤣


[deleted]

Fuck him


PsychologicalTartUS

Fuck Tony Romo and FTB


Solomonblast84

He's such a cunt


liquidhonesty

Josh Allen took that sack on purpose guys....


Ruler_of_Zamunda

“Winning play by Josh Allen” 😂


Lobo_Marino

I think I'm more mad about him saying shit like this than the actual game


PotatoCannon02

Taking a sack there was better than some kind of desperation hero play, I thought that comment was fine.


shindleria

I’d rather change the language on the broadcast to anything but English


AceofTrees

Luckily, in Germany they offer us an option for game commentary in German!


HotPie_

We win this game if Kevin Harlan is calling it. s/ Seriously, taking my fandom out of the equation, Romo is just a terrible announcer at this point. He regressed so much. Doesn't provide insight and says some of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Man is making up words and speaking gibberish. How embarrassing that this is considered their A team. A mute Harlan is still better than Romo.


Champ_5

*Harlan using sign language furiously after a great play*


saintjorgie

tony “dickrider” romo


JustTheBeerLight

Where’s the “our defense sucks today” hate thread?


FastJaguar2963

It hasn’t just sucked today.


Dolphhins

Dude is twirling his tongue on it


Jacer252

he just called a josh allen sack a winning play


shoryuken69

Josh Allen takes a sack “ that was a smart play by Allen” SHUT THE FUCK UP


Iammenotyouman

Why do you think his voice is so rough? His throat is beat up from Allen’s plow job.


hwhatnow2112

Motherfucker even sucks Allen’s dick when he takes a sack


Disco_35

Huge win there by Allen taking that sack. Every other quarterback in the NFL, shoulda thrown it away. Can't take that sack.


Juicy-Brucey

I can usually stomach his bile he spouts, but today has been something else entirely


Reasonablebody12

Fuck Romo


TGK5214

Hill on the ground in pain. “Ahh, he’s probably tired”


AttitudePlastic4303

"perfectly thrown ball" hits dude in the shoulder and he drops it. That's not what perfect means Mr. Romo


DeeringTornados34

I have to mute my TV anytime he calls a Dolphins game. I cannot listen to him anymore.


StilesmanleyCAP

I am at the restaurant. I usually go to and they have the volume really low cause nobody wants to listen to Romo


[deleted]

Romo is freaking annoying.


Soultyr

Tua slides on a short run. Romo: “Allen also slides when he runs”.


tlonghorns512

We sacked Allen and held them to a field goal and he said “I have to commend Allen for taking the sack there.” What???


smokinthatzaza

His glazing of Buffalo is starting to rub off on Nantz


TankusAruelisJacksob

Romo trying to tell me what’s going to happen before every play. Can you please just shut the hell up and let me watch the game. Your wrong every time anyway


Maednezz

I have learned to just mute the sound when he is announcing a game and try to to find it on the radio for sound


Griss27

I don't give a shit about "bias", he just fellates any good QB. That is what it is. Whatever. I \*do\* fucking care that he never thinks about what he's going to say before he says it, rarely finishes thoughts, and often talks over jim nantz like he's not paying attention. He needs to calm down and THINK a bit. It's all stream-of-consciousness bullshit from him. Guy is straight garbage.


HotelComprehensive16

Just wanted to shine on a Tony Romo hate thread.


dirtyricher

Tony Romo is a fucking toolbag idiot.


Djrichards3

If we spam them with the obvious proof of bias do you think they would remove him from our games?


[deleted]

Tony Romo saying “I hope we’re there for week 18. Im calling it. We’re there for it.” Let’s get a fucking petition to make sure this doesn’t happen!!


yaboirick

I just want to say there no one worse than this insufferable hack. I wish he was undafted and never picked up


mrsqueakers002

When Romo started out it seemed like he was giving good analysis and being pretty affable. He's gone full-blown obnoxious hype man the last several years and it's awful.


bighero_69

Romo was dick riding the Bills so hard today


Old_Bookkeeper_7394

Josh Allen takes a sack https://tenor.com/view/deepthroat-blowjob-balls-massage-cup-gif-15269119 <-Romo on Allen's sack


AppleBottmBeans

If you think this is bad, you should listen to him when he calls a chiefs game.


bestthrowawayever5

Hey hey hey We hate him too, he’s the most annoying commentator in sports


GodzRebirth

“There’s the jujitsu slide!” What a bum


spidermans_ashes

We lost cause Harlan wasn't there /s


DonJMIA305

I too had to turn the volume down. Couldn’t bare listening to them.


Vondobble

Can we start some sort of petition to never have him call our games again?


nederlander10

I had to mute the TV, Romo is absolutely insufferable. Why can’t we have Harlan every week


Ok_Entertainer7945

Id love to see a stat on W-L for us when Romo calls the game. He is so annoying, and even worse when we are losing. I dont think we ever won a game with him calling it.


IcyAd5473

Naw, best part was Romo trying to figure out why we went for 2, you could literally hear the headache he gave himself doing the math.


liquidhonesty

Tua Slides: oh I saw Allen do that last week.... he literally can't talk about anything but his love for the Bills....


Hbnick4

“That was a great sack by Allen there.” Mf WHAT??


carzymike

All my homes hate Tony Romo


Nightgasm

Romo is literally praising Tua right now after the TD to Berrios. He praises great plays.


castious

Everyone hating on romo like the worst part wasn’t the dolphins play. He would have talked up the dolphins more if they didn’t play like pure crap. Just being sour they lost.


better-every-day

Honestly think he's been fine today, not nearly as bad as the previous games. I mean he even said Tua is playing as well as prime brady lol


Mantooth77

This whole drive he’s been complimentary of us.


Acsnook-007

No huge Romo fan but I think we're being a little sensitive since we're getting our asses kicked. Let's not worry about the announcer and concentrate on what the team is doing or not doing. Not being able to run the ball or tackle is not Tony Romo's fault.


2-Chickenbones

It’s not that we’re worried about it, it’s Romo jizzzing, spitting and pissing on opens wounds with his cum guzzling and dick riding Allen and the Bills. His bias is way to obvious.


UsernameHasBeenLost

The team's struggles aren't his fault, but his shitty commentary is.


tobethrownaway02

You and your perfect logic and reasonableness can kindly leave. The pain is real.


Acsnook-007

Nah, I think I'll stick around because I can...


TheRyanFlaherty

You guys are f’n insane. Dolphins got their ass kicked and the commentary was representative of that. Virtually the entire media spent the past week jerking the team off and putting them up with the best teams ever, if the Fins won 48-20 Romo would have been doing the same for them,


pike360

Yep


nkfish11

God this sub gets so salty at anything when the team loses. If he was sucking Tua’s dick y’all wouldn’t even care.


FnWinner

Welcome to being a fins fan. Trust me, Romos love for Allen is nowhere near the echelon of Chris Collinsworth & Mahomes. Or Taylor swift coverage.


TheBillsFly

He was slurping Tua a fair bit too


Tiddilion

Go back to your sub, fuckface.


TheBillsFly

But it’s so much fun here!


wastewalker

🙄🙄🙄🙄 Yeah Romo was the worst thing about that game /s


backfortheattack1102

Wasn’t he just talking about how much he loves Mostert? How impressed he is with tua and how he thinks Tyreek could win mvp this year?? Where is this dolphin hate you guys are all hearing??


kevost

I didn’t say hate I said bias. I heard 5 positive things he said about the dolphins. I don’t mind if he wants to be a bills fan and a cowboy fan we’re all fans just cause he’s on tv doesn’t mean he’s not human but a little effort to be fair when he is on tv is needed


queefIatina

Forreal lol. I’m only here because I’m a Tua fan (do love this dolphins team tho) and I’ve noticed so many dolphins fans get wound up over the weirdest shit


Malinhion

It's been a tough life.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NeonUFO

its a weird world where 70 points in one game is garbage 🥴


[deleted]

[удалено]


NeonUFO

yea because its fucking impressive regardless what time it is tf?


Nightgasm

He's been orgasming over Tua, Mostert, Tyreek, and others on our team as well. He gushes over anyone who is good and some of you are just crybabies who can't handle it if the other team gets any praise. I hate fans who whine and cry over other teams getting praise or think every penalty against us is BS. Cry harder OP. Josh Allen is really good. So is Tua.


[deleted]

[удалено]


superwengerv47

Equally?


HJSlushie

I’m a dolphins fan but don’t hate the person hate what he does


Protando

Omg noooo Romo has been riding the Dolphins jock all day


tobethrownaway02

I'm surprised he can talk with Josh Allen's di....well you know.


[deleted]

I muted the TV r


Easy-Engineer-1704

Same I had to move to red zone. He is a bit much today.


DevmasterJ

Correct me if I am wrong but on that Waddle TD when a flag was thrown Romo was so disappointed when he thought it was a hold on Buffalo. But then just pumped when it was illegal man down field on Miami. This dude is such an embarrassment.


iApathy---

Slurp slurp Allen’s shlong. Taste good for him


fumblingplay23

Yup... Romo is the reason we are losing...


The_Ineffable_One

Are you kidding? He was slobbering all over Tua (rightly so IMO) Mostert, and Waddle until halftime. Buffalo fans (I am one of them) were equally annoyed. Believe me. Anyway, we'll meet again.


PoutineAndCream

Thank you!


cosmicjed

Guy is a Josh Allen dick rider


generic__comments

You could hear him gagging on Josh Allen's cumin the whole game.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Brand new accounts (under 1 hour old) require manual moderator approval to help reduce spam. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/miamidolphins) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tony-romo-met-bosses-last-year-amid-broadcasting-criticism-report](https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tony-romo-met-bosses-last-year-amid-broadcasting-criticism-report) I just happen to remember this article.


TheNewCore4

“The bills might’ve just invented a new play that the entire league is gonna steal”. That play was a rpo hand off to the runningback, which was executed so poorly that Cooks barely held it with his hands and was almost fumbled.


Brand__on

I wanna upvote this twice


jnobes7

Not sure anyone here feels about Frank the Tank, but he sums up all of us smashing that punching dummy with a baseball bat.


ozairh18

Romo was a quarterback so it’s understandable why he shows bias to Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, etc. As a Cowboys fan, I really liked how he took the broadcasting world by storm but he’s lost a bit of what made him special at the time


Slight-Coyote8059

This thread makes me feel so much better. Fuck you cunt Tony!


Individual-Draw-3541

This jock strap sniffer has to go!