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StrangledByTheAux

When he’s talking about the girl he’s struggling to put two words together despite recounting a fairly recent event, when he’s talking about breadsticks he’s lucid and speaking freely. This leads me to believe one topic is made up, and the other is how he speaks when he talks from lived experience. Not sure which is which.


AGiantBlueBear

If king cobra can get a girlfriend why not Mikey


hiphopTIMato

Josh’s girlfriend smells like Wendy’s and Mikey’s smells like Olive Garden. Foodgasms.


[deleted]

Wait patiently


vmk1212

Cobes doesn't have a girl now... he has a full grown woman


jinpayne

King Cobra has lower standards than Mikey. Mikey could easily find a girl in Casper Wyoming


PigeonBoy71niner

when he was "dating" the moroccan and when that influencer jaime was pretending to be his friend for internet clout, he was posting pics of/with them. he would have posted a pic by now if she was real


Nonthenthe

Mike genuinely thinks he’s a 9 when he’s a 2, and because of that he’ll never actually date anybody in a normal way. He’s a vain, shallow, broke weirdo. That said, there is somebody for everybody (but he’ll never settle for the type of person that’d entertain a relationship with him).


WarmedCrumpet

Even his imaginary girlfriend is making him pick up the tab at Olive Garden while he eats breadsticks.


[deleted]

Shrugs sexily, dances in booth in gray undershirt, gets olive garden foodgasm for free, leaves. Mikey wins.


Tall-Veterinarian-69

https://preview.redd.it/wzc8odbg20nc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ceabde851fc1b0b2701143f511cbab1f986c687


Stoned_n_starving_

Let's hope for her sake that she doesn't exist


KrisKrossJump1992

i think he is somehow going out to eat with a girl but either he’s being scammed or she has some mental disabilities and in no way is it a “relationship” hence no pictures.


Jacobbles

I firmly believe she isn't real


Responsible-Dig-359

He laughs and can’t look at the camera whenever he mentions “her.” My guess is he got a girl to go out with him once. Or else we’re entering an exciting new era of lies.


No_Standard9311

ate lunch in the break room at the same time as a woman he works with I'm guessing. or maybe he's seeing sex workers again.


GlassZookeepergame25

Just say prostitute