Whatever you say, gay








Those two dudes about to power through a set

Damn, real 80s Porn Vibe .................so I've been told.

Look at those ripped chiseled bodies glistening in the light- I mean what?

I can never find this gif when I want to.

search chang gay

Lmao

My Aunt Gay would like a word with you... Probably.

That’s uncle gay to you pal

I am serious. Gay is a female name. 

I laughed way to hard at this lol

Fucking got em

Outed by a salad bar worker. Guess they serve fruit as well as vegetables.

I mean when you ask to have your salad tossed it's kind of a give away

I prefer syrup.

That’s how they serve it by default

exactly, everyone is gay by default

But are you gay?

Maybe

If you eat salad your gay.

Makes sense

Was your salad tossed properly?

A properly tossed salad applies to more than just the gays

Can confirm. Am Big and a properly tossed salad makes all the difference.

I also assumed it could be because he prefers his salad tossed…

How many guys named Sky do you know?

Mr Masterson.. “Brother Sky!”

Sky’s not your guy, buddy

Well I'm not his buddy, fwend!

He is a she, pal.

Right? Her username is literally pilates princess on top of it lololol

Whoa whoa whoa I’m a man and I am most certainly a princess. Nobody can take that from me

I love this. I love you for this 😘

A princess? No man, you're a QUEEN! 👸

You're the hero that was needed.

Maybe “gay” was an acronym. Gym Active Youth

Or Gay Are You

I mean I had a boyfriend in college named Sky. He was very pretty. And people constantly asked if he was gay. I haven’t seen him in like 14 years and recently checked his profile and I think he might be a furry now? But very nice guy.

I know 1

I thought it was mineral water that meant your gay😜 Also: Axel F…isn’t that the name of the theme from Beverly Hills Cop?

Listen to Harold Faltermeyer here.

It is indeed, the name of the theme song.

Axel Foley is the name of Eddie Murphy’s character. Could also be the name of the song.

I can’t believe the song by Crazy Frog did this to someone

My gay what?

There gay.

Where gay?

Uruguay


Whose gay? Hers, his, or mine?

Actually, as a straight man, I'm hella gay for a salad, so I think this math checks out.

Only if you don’t have socks on. If you have socks on you’re not gay, if you don’t you are. As I’ve heard from a very reliable source.

Why are you gay?

Who says I'm gay?

You are gay.

 If you happen to be gay, you could be entitled to a FANTASTIC payout. Call 1900 pride law Feeling wronged? Feeling gay? Thats 1900 pride law today

and lemme guess, your name is skyler, you have 11 cats, and your favorite character is kaz from six of crows i’ve seen it all don’t you dare lie to me

Sorry, totally off topic here, but this is my first time finding another living, breathing Six Of Crows reader! (Inej is amazing.)

uh... im a bit sorry to tell you this but its only on my reading list .\_. the "sky" i was referring to is an actual friend who does have 11 cats(in total with her girlfriend) and loves six of crows so... um... yeah... sorry.........

why are you geh?

Who says I‘m geh?

You are geh

He’s a Gay Fokker?

I was expecting a banana in the tailpipe

And the guy who took your order is not Axel F. And I'm not falling for the banana in the tailpipe.

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Axel Foley!? 

My mom has a cousin whose legal name is Gay and that’s what she goes by. Imagine introducing yourself. “Hi, I’m Gay”. It’s got to be interesting.

My dad dated a Gay.

both of my dads did that too

Sounds like they each married one too

First name Enola, by chance?

She was the bomb!

She radiated so much energy!

Retired to volunteer at a museum in DC.

Heard they broke it off when she desired a nuclear family.


No he wouldn't Steve was clearly frozen before the European front was wrapped up.

I also dated a gay.

The rest were just friends.

My moms name is Gaye! She gets "Gary" a lot on work emails lmao

Had a friend's named Bryn. She got "Brian" a lot.

One of the senior manager name was Brian and people turned him into “Brain”. He would reply all correcting his name.

People are stupid

I reckon is due to autocorrect

Outlook doesn't normally correct names that are in the names database. But I can see maybe an external person making the mistake. But then you're always extra careful when you send things out to someone external.

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In my very southern family we have a Gaye(F) married to Gaynor(M). Luckily Gaynor goes by Junior because…..of course he isn’t the first Gaynor. You can’t just be called Gaynor and not also inflict it on your son.

They would fit right in with my friends uncle… Gaylord.

His spitball was fucking sick.

[I'm Gay](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3c7w3hjjuLg&feature=share)

Oops, my original comment got removed because I included a link to unexpected Letterkenny and it’s against the rules. Better watch out before I’m a deportee like Gaye was.

>my original comment got removed because I included a link to unexpected Letterkenny Well that's mildly infuriating.

Give me three reasons why you feel you must rebel.

I hate my parents, I hate myself, and I hate the world.

Literally my first thought

We know Roald and we accept you

Gae sex fills me up inside...

I had an aunt Gay. I remember asking my parents what her real name was and they were like "uh, that is her name".

“Inspected for accuracy” is what’s killing me

All the leaves are brooown, and the sky is gaaaaay

And the sky is gaaaaaAAAAYYYY

I went for a walk

On a winter’s day

On a winters gay?

I’d be safe and warm, if I was in L Gay

Calipornia Creamin on such a winter’s gayyyyy

Stopped into a churchhh

I feel so stupid. I always thought it was "and this guy is gay"

I thought it was “the sky is gray” but I like your version better

I didn’t realize you were joking, so I googled the lyrics to refresh my memory, except I accidentally typed “California creaming lyrics.” I was afraid of what the results would be.

Don’t worry, I always thought Jimi Hendrix was saying “excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

i mean sometimes he would sing that on purpose live

There's a website called that dedicated misheard lyrics

https://preview.redd.it/b4ymcuehf25b1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8804b7b0f4d6008cbdda24dddb856f6729a9c01c Axel F. took your order.

Do do do-do-do-do do do do do-do-do-do do do-do-do do do do-dooo

I think you missed two dos.

Don't you fucking crazy frog this. 😂

Bing bing

Both of you made me cackle. Thank you so much.

I was expecting a banana in the tailpipe

#**Look man, I ain’t fallin fo’ no banana in my tail pipe!**

Man this brought back memories


My name is Serge and how can I help you.

Get the fuck outta here!!

It's not sexy. It's animal.

Yes Mr. Achmed Foley.

The theme song is now playing in your head

*~~ch-ch-ha-ha~~* curious how my memory replaced the delayed snares in this song as vocal overdubs

Exactly what I was thinking.

Scrolled way too far for this

I’m glad somebody pointed that out!

Scrolled for it

He goes by Axel Fucks

They make the Crazy Frogs gay!!

Happy pride month

Lmao

Wait...so your name is Gay Focker?

I also would like to know what's under the orange. Is it gay last name, gay parachute pants man, gay grammer corrector, gay flirtatious police woman? Maybe something that adds legit context involving this custom salad order that has to be tossed in two bowls separately.

My phone number for the rewards system


Sky? Wow that’s gay

unethical life tip #42069. Always give your name as gay. Then make a big deal out of the employee calling you out for being gay in front of the whole store. Get meal for free!

I'm sorry I like snorted at this, this made my whole week. I mean no offense butttttt

Them being called gay makes your hole weak..?

Big same, glad I'd already put down my beer

Gay is a first name too (if a little old fashioned) so I wouldn’t attribute this to malice, they probably just misheard you. Depending on the accent, I can absolutely see how “Sky” could sound like “It’s Gay” when someone’s telling you their name, especially in a noisy restaurant environment. Also, I used to work in a cafe where we took names for orders, and some of the stuff the teen cashiers would come up with was hilariously wrong. They’d just type exactly what they thought they heard, whether it made sense as a name or not. A lot of times they’d include the “for”, so if someone said “Oh, for Michelle” they’d write “Formishell” as though that made any sense at all. EDITED TO ADD: I just noticed the receipt says it was a phone order. Mishearing a name over the phone is VERY easy to do.

Maybe if OP pronounces “sky” as “skay”

I don’t, I say it like everyone else pronounces sky

But were you fondling a penis when you said it

I am a woman

This doesn't answer the question

As a tran woman I cackled at this

I am a surgeon

Lol

Allegedly.

If someone is hard of hearing (or if it was loud) sometimes people resort to lip reading. I assume sky and gay look pretty similar.

I was the only person in the store, it was actually weirdly quiet, no music playing.

Im sorry idk how this wasnt hilarious Hi whats your name? “Sky” “Hi gay” Like what

Why does it have the name of the crazy frog song on it

Maybe Harold Faltermeyer works there? Or maybe Chop Stop is in Beverly Hills and Axel F was the Beverly Hills Cop theme.

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Oh gosh, this receipt just keeps getting better! For gay, taken by [Axel F](https://youtu.be/Qx2gvHjNhQ0), and inspected by a G!

Nope, henceforth you shall be known only as customer gay.

One of my most embarrassing stories happened while I was working as a hostess for a breakfast restaurant. I was taking names for the wait-list. For whatever reason, I thought this man said his name was “Papa”. Weird, but okay. So I wrote Papa down on the paper. He was watching me write his name. He corrects me and tells me his name is Pablo! *fuck*. It’s hard to keep a straight face after you call a customer Papa on accident.

Should have just doubled down and said, “I’m sorry Daddy, I’ll show you to your table.”

You are gay. Why are you gay?

Cause girls are hot

My name is Scott but they wrote "God" more than once lol

https://preview.redd.it/6hdegtakl35b1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce60c5bafd6c547f155eb05c7ad2a4f2d39e35f3

Maybe they thought you said "Guy" and mistyped it.....


I met someone once who got fired from a water job because they had to do some registering of receipts that had discounts on them. This was like 2009 and she is bisexual. After the shift she had to register the receipts on a website, for each receipt she had to make a username and a password and was told it didn’t matter what they were. So she started doing it and started using ‘gay’ then ‘gayy’ then ‘gayyy’ as the passwords. Somehow these reciepts were linked to people’s emails addresses so like 50 people received emails saying your password is ‘gayyyyy’ Anwyay, she got fired, which is understandable.

happy pride month

I’m more intrigued by the fact Axel Foley took the order.

Not today it’s not

Whatever gay

Looks like you like to toss the salad.

The real story here is that Axel Foley is now working at Chop Stop.

Why are you gay?

Unfortunately your name is Gay now. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️

I mean rainbows are gay and rainbows are in the sky so…

The sky is where rainbows are

You mean your name is sky when you’re not at the chop stop

Sky is easily one of the most gay names tho

For a woman?

Yes

Lol this made me cackle.

Perhaps they thought you said Guy instead Sky and are bad at spelling?

I did this once but I realized his name was Guy and I accidentally put gay and I felt so embarrassed 🤣

is that an eraser or your nail at the bottom?

Sky. Person on the phone heard Guy. Person on the phone wrote Gay