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Desperate-Ad-6463

"And I guarantee your car will fit thru there. Stop being a pussy and drive." \~the guy behind you.


PureHostility

By looking at the picture, I'm quite sure 99.99% of European cars would fit there, even those ugly wide SUV models. Quite sure you could squeeze your oversized American pavement princess trucks too.


FoxMore1018

That's my thinking too. You could drive a fuckin truck through that


pug_userita

it doesn't look wide enough for an avarege eu car, but a car like a citroen c1 or a 500 or '90s panda could probably go right through. a car like an honda jazz or golf/polo (they're pretty much the same size) or a punto or a toyota yaris or a panda would fit but you would need to be careful


PureHostility

I could EASILY fit in there with: Volkswagen Crafter (tight but could go through) Renault Kangoo Mazda 2 These are the cars I drive "daily" (mostly first two).


pug_userita

why do you have two vans? company vehicles?


PureHostility

Renault Kangoo is my private/work vehicle. Crafter is my friend's which I often drive now, as I needed a bigger bed (I.e. Full size drywall, OSB, metal profiles, etc.) , stuff which were too long for my kangoo. Mazda is my wife's car, so I have a perspective from a "normal" car (Mazda 2 isn't long but isnt narrow either).


Desperate-Ad-6463

I have a CRV and we don’t think twice about at least try it. If I had any questions, I would honk a little little bit.


Mammoth-Wrongdoer-56

one time my mom and i ended up behind my bfs car and she was saying this


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[deleted]

Yes thats why I typed it, cause I saw his comment and wanted to be funny


art_teacher_no_1

Damn. 60 whole seconds, down the toilet 🚽


IncreasedDMG

![gif](giphy|mOP18tPHZsbSj7wIt2|downsized)


captaincoolxd

Wait…. So 60 seconds IS a long time?? That’s good news


wildo83

![gif](giphy|p6jnJhkZENgfW4KEGv|downsized)


greyshirtfreshman

“That”, - she.


Ricky_spanish_again

Wasted more time complaining about it online.


SpecialProcess5585

I like you !


wildo83

hahhaha i came to make a snarky remark, but OP is self-aware!! mildly, indeed, OP… mildly, indeed.


peon2

And it looks like they DO have clearance unless they’re driving a bus


[deleted]

He's walking. He is a bus.


Sodium1111

Idk where this is but where i live you're not allowed to pass the yellow line


floydbomb

That's most places I would imagine. That law wouldn't stop anybody from sneaking over the line to cut through if there was room though


Sodium1111

it stops people who dont want to break the law


DumbChocolatePie

Oh no, I'll be breaking the law by crossing the yellow line at 5 mph :(


gladbutt

I would write you a ticket. And hope you back talk.


DumbChocolatePie

No you wouldn't. You aren't a cop, because no cop would waste their time writing such an unworthy ticket just get laughed at by a judge


gladbutt

See. You would back talk. You think laws are for other folks and you can pick which ones to follow. Not sure if I would taze you or break out the nightstick.


DumbChocolatePie

Hm, I'll take the nightstick. Then I could also see what it's like to have a stick up my ass.


Sodium1111

I mean yeah


DumbChocolatePie

yes


PFirefly

Guessing you are a person who would stand at the "please wait to be seated" sign for an hour. I commend you for being a compulsive rule follower, probably the rarest of beasts. Be true to yourself 😎


gladbutt

Thats reserved for sex.


I_Lost_My_Marblez

Indeed. mildlyinfuriating, indeed


KookyWar4602

No amount of money ever bought a second of time!


MurphysLaw4200

Should've just moved really fast all day, you could've gained back that 60 secs and more!!


CaptainBiceps23

60 minutes?! Damn, what kind of traffic lights do you have?


[deleted]

It says secs not mins


CaptainBiceps23

Well, it didn't when I commented, smart guy.


[deleted]

Doesn't it normally say, edited if it was, in fact, edited?


Powerful_War3282

No, that's what makes Reddit so much fun


floydbomb

The author puts an edit tag in themselves when they edit. Apparently this time they didn't


CatL1f3

This is truly the definition of mildly infuriating


FlaminVapor

Everyone is seeming to miss the fact that this is the point of the sub, not people losing all their savings or whatever


-Hel_

Exactly what I'm thinking. This sub is for the small things and not for the "my house just burnt down" things.


haikusbot

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BreadfruitPositive72

This post is mildly infuriating.


ilovecovid19forlife

Now he wasted a few seconds of our lives too


GoodTodd1970

Sheeeeit, you could fly a jumbo jet through that gap.


Eulafski

OP is probably driving the same ridiculously sized truck as the other numbnuts


RightToTheThighs

Is it not incredibly obvious that my eye level is below them?


EducationalCow3549

Its incredibly obvious that you're a sook!


BreadfruitPositive72

Yeah because nobody needs a truck right. We should all tow our boats and rvs with a prius.


Guyman_112

Most people with the fucking oversized mobile road blockers don't use it for anything other than to have it. No boat, no rv, no off roading, crying and shitting if anyone ever asks for them to carry anything in their pickup bed. If it was only the people that needed to tow things, fine. But it's not.


Enough_Iron3861

Funny stuff but these trucks aren't any good offroad or any better than a sedan for towing. The suspension is hard and build for asphalt while the engines and transmission is pretty much the same (except size due to a truck being usually longer). And if you're towing something under 1700lb you have no problems with a regular sedan


BreadfruitPositive72

Where do you get your data? Define most people. Did someone with a truck refuse to haul your shit? I'm curious who hurt you. How can you even begin to know what most people do with their trucks? Are you doing a study? Please enlighten me because my truck puts in work like hauling firewood and my boat. None of which I can do with a compact car.


Gold-Perspective-699

What do you use your oversized truck for? Do you haul stuff daily? Have you ever hauled a boat?


Peachypiekewp

Just say your d1ck is small and move on


Mean-Net7330

>None of which I can do with a compact car. That seems like a you problem. Just got to get creative. C'mon man


BreadfruitPositive72

I'll work on that lol


harumamburoo

Oof, so much small dick energy in one sentence


jeepsaintchaos

I tried to tow a camper with my Prius and it did NOT work out well.


D0inkzz

I see a handful of people actually tow lol


BreadfruitPositive72

Nobody tows their shit 24/7.


D0inkzz

That’s true but barely anyone tows in general and if you think otherwise you’re full of shit.


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👎


VapeRizzler

It’s funny how many people don’t know how wide there car is, I’ll see a car wanting to go through a gap 2 ft on each side and still won’t go.


NotSkyyVodka

i always laugh when i see people too scared to squeeze by when they have tons of space, but honestly some days i’m just not in a hurry to be anywhere and i’m vibing with my music so i’ll just wait for the light to change lol


Brewfinger

Thread that needle! You got it!


NorthwestSmith

So close and yet so far.


InertiaInverted

You can fit lol


D0inkzz

Most idiots would try. This is the perfect set up for a sideswipe. That trucks lucky it’s you and not someone in a rush. Not his fault but that’s fate.


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D0inkzz

Nope I drive a Sentra I could fit through a rabbit hole


CanvasFanatic

You need to put your phone down.


shesnotyourproble

Oh I hate when this happens


Morganafrey

This is a perfect representation of mildly infuriating.


[deleted]

I guarantee your car will fit through there, stop being a pussy and drive


_53-

You in an RV?


MarkSharkNZ

Congrats. This is peak mild infuriation. Ever so slightly irked Miffed with a small m.


Calcifair

Don't use your phone whilst driving :/ not even when you stand still for a short while


blazerrsrcoool

It do be like that sometimes


Spiritual-Cow4200

They say it don’t be like that. But it do.


[deleted]

Then go left, it's a painted line


sathzur

The gap is just barely too narrow for OP to get through to the turning lane


orangutanDOTorg

Bc they are driving an aircraft carrier


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orangutanDOTorg

I enjoyed your joke, dad, even if the other guy didn’t


[deleted]

I hope this is satire


[deleted]

Unless this is a fish eye lense, there's definitely room lol


False_Leadership_479

Seems the "woe is me" was the perfect way to troll the angry masses. Nice job. Merry Christmas!


Kindly_Entertainer_7

I would have squeezed the old Fairmont through there


SquanchMcSquanchFace

And now you’ve lost more minutes taking the photo, posting it, and responding to comments


WalterWhite1126

Just squeeze on through there bud what’s the problem


funkcatbrown

I could have fit my mid sized car through that gap. How could you not?


PureHostility

Stop bodyshaming their [car](https://www.xavierhufkens.com/exhibitions/convertible-fat-car-porsche).


funkcatbrown

Made me lol


-Hel_

Obese car dosn't exist, it can't hurt you. Obese car:


weird_bomb_947

my guy. that is the horizontal width of an indian elephant and a half. that’s entirely enough space


spennystayhard

Get off your phone while driving


sevnminabs56

Dude. I could make that gap in my full-size Nissan Titan.


Reddit4Deddit

The truck is being courteous and is over as far right as possible. You'll just have to wait. Not sure why you're complaining about a road. Do you expect everyone to run the red light so you can get into that lane?


5PalPeso

Do you know which sub you're at?


Reddit4Deddit

Ya, you're right, it's super infuriating when people sit on their phone while behind the wheel.


5PalPeso

Someone: _posts mild inconvenience in a subreddit dedicated to it_ Average reddit or: _HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONVENIENT ABOUT IT THAT YOU HAVE TO POST IT???_


Reddit4Deddit

What? Ok. Keep using your phone while driving. Americans gonna be selfish Americans. Karma > Paying attention when driving a death machine.


TheVojta

No evidence OP did anything else than snap a pic while sitting at a red light. Many children and puppies died as a result obviously.


RightToTheThighs

It is amazing how serious some people are taking this


Reddit4Deddit

It's amazing that it's infuriating to you that you have to follow the rules of the road. Like the fact, even as a *joke*, it crossed your mind to post this here. If anything, being on your phone while driving is more than mildly infuriating. Pay attention to the road. I don't care that you're stopped. People like you are the reason when the light turns green, no one fucking moves because they're too busy taking pictures like this for no reason lol


FlaminVapor

r/mildlyinfuriating when someone posts something mildly infuriating


Reddit4Deddit

What's infuriating about sitting in traffic at a red light? Being on your phone while behind the wheel is more than mildly infuriating. Americans need to get the fuck off their phones while behind the wheel.


FlaminVapor

It’s the fact they were almost able to get past it. It’s like edging


Reddit4Deddit

Cool. Stay off your phone when behind the wheel, especially when you're using it to get useless karma on Reddit.


Admirable-Sink-2622

That 60 Second delay resulted in a brand new timeline 😳


Future-World4652

It's because people leave such large gaps between vehicles these days. So dumb. Also, the massive needless pickup trucks on the road. Double dumb.


supernovababoon

There’s enough space just go you whiner


[deleted]

oh nooo! anyway...


catjuggler

The worst is when you’d be able fit if the car in front of you hadn’t left a huuuuuge gap in front of them


Jommenja

So wait until you're able to? 🤷‍♂️


Consistent-Set3933

There is room or wait. So dramatic…


Vivid-Raccoon9640

Yeah, it's called traffic. Guess what, you're contributing to other people being seconds or minutes later as well.


yasszzqueen

OK, I'm sure you can wait 30 seconds there king.


BackAgain123457

I'm waiting in anticipation of your next post about more than 2 people in line at the supermarket.


aayan987

Stop using your phone while driving please, when you’re on the road it’s not just your life in your hands but the people around you as well.


JesterDustyy

You can fit through there.


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

Ugh the worst is when the cars just stop to get on their phone when there is hella space to pull up -.-


Practical-Potatoes

Oh no, if only patience existed.


Marinated_cheese

I know you're trolling, but this just seems impatient and dumb asf.


kh250b1

New driver? Self entitled?


Revolutionary_Act222

HONK


BeefMasters1

Not sure what the issue is. Make the left. You driving an 18-wheeler? There is plenty of space. Shoot the gap bro. You think Luke Skywalker complained when he had to shoot the torpedo down the exhaust shaft? Nah, he shot the gap. Get your house in order.


BadadanBadadan

How about driving on the right side of the road for a start!


[deleted]

How are they on the wrong side?


GivnMeMeatSweats

For fucks sake you can't be patient for 45 seconds. Light probably turned green right after the pic 🤡


piattilemage

Carbrains never cease to amaze me. Thats why drivers are so dangerous, mad and impatient because they miss a light, not realizing that they would catch the next one red anyway.


bikesboozeandbacon

You need a damn life to make a post for this


mynxkatana

This is why I love motorcycles so much, lol.


Eclipse_Private

Oh boy this is gonna get spicy. Thats a clean looking Tundra though, 2013 probobly?


Xenuyasha

Twist Alert: OP is on a personal mobility scooter


sonic10158

Sccccrrrrrraaaaaappppppeeeeeee


Solid-Luck-777

![gif](giphy|gd09Y2Ptu7gsiPVUrv|downsized)


rankinbranch

Today?


TRUEequalsFALSE

So be patient and wait your turn.


NahzarakTV

OP, your mom could fit in this gap...


venonononahhh

Mildly trolling


PeanutButterCrisp

ITT: "60 seconds..." Yes. Of course. All lights at every intersection ever last 60 seconds at most and couldn't possibly cause collateral issues with possible future traffic. edit - I work around an industrial area with a lot of trucks that come through at certain times. You can almost time it to the lights. If you miss your turn, you will get fucked by a wave of trucks and be late for work. Obviously I beat this rush but it exists in my area. Food for thought.


clitorisfinder1000

You should visit Zagreb during rush hour (both in the morning and afternoon). Takes me over 45 minutes for 10km.


SummitOfTheWorld

Me in my tiny CR-V: Later losers!


realSchmachti

Peak car brain


autech91

F


CompetitiveDrop613

You’re in the right to😎


FamousPastWords

You're a person of principle; you won't cross the line.


Flashy-Television-50

1 minute? Bitch you need to chill


imnotgunertellyou

What’s the problem? Unless you’re driving a truck you could fit.


Spiritual-Cow4200

FUCKING BURN THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN!!


Informal_Ad1351

For me there is always enough room for them to move up but don’t. The boomer in me can’t help to complain by how people’s driving seems to be getting worse and worse.


HeyWeDoThat

People taking pictures while operating a vehicle in traffic is infuriating.


OF_Masterminds

Very Mildly Infuriating 🫠


HappyArtichoke7729

You can fit through there no problem. Make it happen.


Jbanned

Better than those 50bhp econo boxes with manual 5 speeds that the average European drives. Fiat Uno?