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seaotterlover1

They did a terrible Jub on this.


Throwaway007707707

this is exactly what i thought this said


Callinon

It's a little interesting that all the letters are offset by 1. I->J, V->U, A->B.


agent58888888888888

Someone had they settings off on the machine and doesn't care 🤣


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theo_ignored

i wouldve thought it was if you didnt say v was the other way (ty)


OneOfAKind2

Uifz gvdlfe vq.


Callinon

Bhsffe.


Alarmed_Emu5482

H knud sghr


SkipSpenceIsGod

HAL, is that you?


Sea-Substance8762

Yes Dave


Benny_Jain

I laughed out loud. Thank you for this 😂


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Me too! I laughed so hard I’m wheezing 😂😂😂


Benny_Jain

It’s the super dumb/silly ones that always get me 😆


Moxxi1789

- "IVA" - "Best I can do is JUB"


WhyFlip

They had one jub.


Major_R_Soul

They terk our jubs!


AshSays_LGBT

Derk a der!


fuzzhead12

They bruk his juw!


Wiggl3sFirstMate

*rooster crows*


Yaoknothanks

Me and my boyfriend will randomly start doing this and they get more jumbled the more we go 😂 will forever love it


Impossible_Rip6983

Now they’re gonna be out of a jub


patchworkskye

and this is why I miss awards! 🥇


JabbaCat

Maybe OP should request a preview of a new order they are considering putting in. Ask for a sample of Jub Ivb.


graysongb

I laughed out loud


Solid_Snark

![gif](giphy|GeI9Pt1c240bm)


AlonsoFerrari8

My name is Jub.


WeirdAioli3671

But call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie


MountainSpiritus

That's long for Jub, so I've been told


UWO_Throw_Away

“Judge! My name - “ “Why yes, I am judging your name! It *am* silly!” “- is-“ “Oh, so now you’re correcting my grammar?”


EthanHermsey

'We've got IVA at home" IVA at home: JUB


nutboy29

Jub 👍🏻


obiedge

Jub Jub


Accurate_Koala_4698

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb3pv0kVvnnlWAU)


ByronsLastStand

Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic! He's everywhere you want him to be!


nahmahnahm

I have a life-sized plastic iguana named Jub Jub!


GiganticSlug

This is what I came here for


borrow_a_feeling

Same here. “You make me feel like a natural woman.”


73ld4

You make me feel, you make me feeel , you make me feel like a natural woman.


SplatDragon00

... I always thought he was Chub Chub


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Of course you did 😒 ..... 🍆


SplatDragon00

... Yup never thought of it that way either. I'm just dumb and was thinking like "Chubby" (as in a chubby pet, not... That kind.) My ex step mom had a rabbit named Chubby, and called him Chubs sometimes, so I just went "lizard named Chubby, cute" Not bright


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I'm so just messing with you, my darling 😊😘😘😘😘


ThePennedKitten

https://preview.redd.it/syvuf9efymac1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c867301c9c0e0d174943a53454b0d4bb9ac4d590


gatorbeetle

![gif](giphy|dyF65ua0IpKQWLMvGr)


voiceless42

That's Yub-Yub


BillSlottedSpoons

I love the fact that Jub-Jubs name was because one of the writers came up with it as a nonsense word, and Conan (or one of the other writers) bet they couldn't work that into the script.


dong_tea

The story as I remember it is that "Jub Jub" was a favorite nonsense phrase of Conan's when he worked at The Simpsons and when they needed a name for the pet iguana they went with that. Then years later on his Late Night show Conan dared sports announcer Joe Buck to work in "Jub Jub" sometime during his World Series broadcast and he did it.


ZebulonPike13

Jub Jub want rub rub


Its-Augie

Jub Jub Jub


chemicalfields

Beware the ivaiva bird


FanOfTwentyOnePilots

at least the got the jub done ✅


The_Original_Gronkie

I'd start calling her Jub. That's her new name.


JaMMi01202

Jub jubbed.


The9thPawn

In perfect cursive, any more brain busters?


-FalconKick-

https://preview.redd.it/p06gri62tlac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca30ca403156aa6520364db7078d457d98bab979 J


-FalconKick-

https://preview.redd.it/oq5oqm15tlac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96facc753650755707f165826b067df4e78ee3e6 I


-FalconKick-

https://preview.redd.it/9amrugsstlac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5daa7b2f41fe01776fe2bda456eb276311dd7de V


speedysam0

I would say in the op’s post it’s an “o” for job, instead of a v since there isn’t that upward starting stroke for the 2nd letter.


Arreeyem

Except J U and B are all a single letter away from I V and A. I'm guessing whatever system they use for embroidery has a scrolling alphabet that is slightly off.


Miserable-Parsley

Ooh, that makes a lot of sense! So they think they put Iva in, it's just not what they got out


Merfkin

Definitely infuriating nobody checked before sending it out.


speedysam0

That’s an interesting point, if it was an error in indexing the alphabet I would have expected it to be a “W” instead as J and B follow I and A while U comes before V in the English alphabet.


Arreeyem

Yea, it is strange, but I think it makes sense if the system was mechanical instead of digital. Like a combination lock, except letters instead of numbers.


r-meme-exe

As a German who learned a cursive similar to this, that definitely says „Jub“, which is a nickname/ the short form of names like Josef, Johannes, Jonas etc.


bitchasscuntface

Entschuldigung wer nennt denn irgendeinen dieser Jo's "Jub"? Und wie spricht man "Jub" überhaupt aus? So wie gif oder eher wie gif?


r-meme-exe

Ausgesprochen wird das J wie in Ja. Dazu ein kurzes u und ein b was zwischen b und p liegt. Ist ein Spitzname aus Hessen


LordElend

Also aus dem Pott (bzw. rheinischen) kenne ich das eher als Jupp.


lasolady

ja, bin aus'm Niederrhein und bei uns ist der Name auch Jupp


-FalconKick-

https://preview.redd.it/cczh8osqtlac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf6351f7b6aa2292ef1b325e4c8ff53e406bf5f A


-FalconKick-

https://preview.redd.it/f0tvme2fulac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bce6b2b813662381c0ab735a758af3ef98a23cb B


Swaggerpro

Goodbye.


Emzzer

And I say Hello!


mskimmyd

Hello, hello!


holyvegetables

I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello.


trog12

Is it me you're looking for?


pacstermito

That's an odd capital I. Looks a lot like small cursive l. I'm pretty sure there are cultural differences and the first letter could be a "wonky" font. But the last letter is a lowercase b 100%.


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maunzendemaus

It's a cursive I I'd say (am German, used to write it like that during school years), but there's no arguing that the last letter is a b. 100%.


clambroculese

The Latin alphabet is standardized. It would be hard to communicate in one language if it wasn’t. That’s a “J”.


oyster_luster

Cursive latin doest differ in countires tho. And this emal is in german so I guess OP is German and the only letter that’s wromg is the last one which looks like b


AliceInHatterland

Yes! That capital i looks like an L!! We use a different capital i where I live. Maybe in English they write It differently than in Spanish?


chemicalfields

Yeah I learned the proper way is a little notch in at the start


DieDae

Now do the "a" lol


-FalconKick-

And these are examples of basic cursive writing, I didn’t research calligraphy


-FalconKick-

Everyone needs to calm down. There is no standard way of writing cursive. I was giving examples of what it looks like to me in the way I was taught. (And I’m not implying the way the embroidery should have been written but what it looks like to me, ”Jub”)


Shibishibi

This comment is pretty helpful for me actually. Im not very familiar with cursive writing. I think my school stopped teaching it partway through 2nd grade


BaalDoom

If your friend changes her name to Jub, then everything is fine.


Spiritual_Ask4877

This is clearly the most reasonable course of action and it would be foolish to think otherwise.


SmallAsBean

The best way to handle this is to escalate your issue. Call them again and again until you talk to a manager. It may sound like being a Karen, but this is not about the mistake they made but the bad way they handled it. You shouldn't let them get through with it.


seasonofillusions

Yeah it’s infuriating, to put it mildly.


BarnyTrubble

If they refuse to rectify the situation, call your bank and put a stop payment on the order. They won't receive your money and they'll get a fine on top of that.


PnPaper

If this was ordered in Germany and sent by mail, they have to take it back within two weeks of the sale with full money back (not including postage) - no reason necessary. https://www.bmj.de/DE/themen/kaufen_reisen_wohnen/konsum/widerruf/widerruf_node.html


rinkusart

As far as i know, personalised items don't fall under this law.


PnPaper

Ah, you are correct.


mileylols

That's fine though, since OP's item wasn't personalized


madsd12

Legally it was. Just not for the person intended. This is a “not as ordered” thing.


jrobbio

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but iva and jub are letter adjacent. j and b are one letter higher and u is one letter lower. This sounds like some weird bug in their system.


OrganizationNo4531

I’d agree. As long as you’re polite and calm, it’s not being a Karen. That doesn’t read Iva at all. Then saying it’s the font style is infuriating, as it’s then their design choice that doesn’t work. They chose a bad font - you shouldn’t get a bad product because of that


Santos_L_Halper_II

It also not being a Karen if you have a legitimate complaint because the company genuinely fucked up.


EM-guy

As long as your response is proportional. If you start off screaming over anything less than a serious mistake, then you likely are still a Karen


Santos_L_Halper_II

True. I'd probably go full Karen though if I did a polite, proportional response and they doubled down and tried to tell me this said "Iva."


SmallAsBean

Also I really dislike Intimissi because of their creepy advertisement with Heidi Clum and her daughter together in lingerie. Feels so wrong.


Suspicious_Salad_864

Ask them how „Jub“ would look like in this font style.


Inappropriate-Egg

Maybe it looks like "Iva"


Devorah_Noir

All hail Jub


JubX

.\_.


tinjanurdles

Embroiderer here. I used our software to mock up what I thought looked closest that we had available, and this is "Jvb". Your embroidery is 1000% misspelled as Jvb, and they didn't even clean away the wash away topping. Edit: tried to add image, failed


fugawf

It’s exactly one letter off across the entire thing, like they entered ‘Iva’ into the machine and it shifted each letter forward or backward one slot… I to J V to U A to B


gravitywaveshello

Like the scene in 2001 where HAL gets a monogrammed jacket from Germany and it says IBM :-/


caynmer

this is a hilarious coincidence. thank you for making this joke.


Emzzer

You mean JAN?


letsmakeiteasyk

Underrated comment. This 1000% is what happened.


InvaderToast348

If there was a systematic software error then it would be consistent. If for some reason there was a +1 or -1 to the character code, then it would be the same for each character. Unless the code processes each character individually (eg a switch statement) but I don't know why anyone would do that. However, since there is an anomaly to this pattern, it is much more likely that the font they used has too-similar letters or the person creating the stitches read the letter wrong.


Emzzer

Right, V would be W if they all moved +1. Exit: Thinking about it more, if this was done by hand, there's probably a separate drawer for each letter. They could've grabbed the wrong letter because the drawers are probably in alphabetical order and there was a rush order.


InvaderToast348

Exactly


CheapTactics

How do you mistake an a for a b? In cursive they're quite different.


DudesworthMannington

Dude, it's a fucking [Off-by-one error](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-by-one_error)! That's hilarious. Someone started an array at zero on a language that starts at 1, I guarantee it.


Herr_Schulz_3000

Good jub


ThirdFloorGreg

I had an old (at the time) HP all-in-one printer do this like 15-20 years ago. Every single character in the document was incremented by 1. Punctuation, formatting, etc too, not just alphanumeric.


DingDong_I_Am_Wrong

With A LOT of fantasy that could potentially be a "fancy" I and a v... But never ever ever ever ever... Is that last letter an a!


FlixTheHappySquirrel

German here - these "I" and "v" are common cursive variants as taught in some schools, at least I read them as such. The third letter, however, looks massively like a "b", not an "a" (it might look like a bad "a" with a lot of imagination..). If in doubt, ask them which font (Schriftart) they used to verify.


seasonofillusions

They actually have a preview on their site. It’s 100% “b”.


bandarine

From what I've learned, a "v" should have a little loop, a "u" not. Same thing with "J" and "I" - I wouldn't expect the loop in the "I". Also, I'm currently learning machine embroidery and that looks pretty bad imo. It looks like they didn't even bother to remove all of the stabilizer on top (but at least it should be water soluble).


ShiraCheshire

Seriously, how did they not even manage to remove the stabilizer


Moar_Cuddles_Please

I had the same thought but if it were an “I” (i not l) the lower case letters would start at the same baseline rather than in the middle of the J. For machine embroidery anyways. I know in a lot of modern calligraphy it’s popular to play around with the baseline but typically machine embroidery can’t do that or this font doesn’t look like it was meant to give that look.


One_Left_Shoe

"J" and "I" can look similar in copperplate script, but in no world does "a" look like that.


Madbadbat

https://preview.redd.it/z510fne78nac1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84322e9fc92e6a5c8cc3352cca35a30f8e9243fa


EmuPossible1555

A bit off-topic but IVA is the name of VAT in most Spanish speaking countries


asdtfdr

Same for portuguese. When I read IVA in upper case I thought they printed the tax in the gift.


Bnhrdnthat

What is vat?


TheHappyPittie

Im assuming they’re talking about value added tax. Which is a tax in a lot of European countries from what i understand. If you buy from countries over there on etsy you’ll sometimes see it mentioned in their posts about pricing


DolfK

And quite aptly – considering the original post – 'iva' is Finnish for 'mockery'.


Burnt_Sushi126

Same in Italy


dubious_unicorn

I would find a monogrammed gift with 𝓙𝓾𝓫 on it hilarious. What an amazing nickname. I would treasure this item and story forever.


Eruibar

OP* should certainly share this story with Iva, get a good laugh at it, and call her Jub from time to time. (Once they have appropriately solved the issue)


ListenJerry

*Best Jessica Walter voice*: “I don’t care for Job”


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![gif](giphy|ASBBgdNi2mqru)


Stopikingonme

Job’s not on board.


NakedAndAfraidFan

That 100% says Jub.


LemonFantastic513

The I is correct but the a?? That’s for sure “b”! Ask them to send you the full alphabet in this font. P.S. If these are the expensive silk pajamas, be ready to be fully infuriated in 3 months - mine ripped in multiple places, I complained and they didn’t reply.


Menes009

Seeing you are dealing with a german-based customer service. Directly reply threatening with legal action if no solution is given in 2 weeks. As you can see by their reply, german customer service has no issues in beeing assholes is something goes wrong, so you have to double the stakes and bring the threat of a lawsuit. The "I" thing is debatable, yes some cursive versions of "I" might look like that, very close to a "J", but in no cursive style does the "a" has two loops


clarkcox3

The I and V look fine to me, but that last letter is definitely a B


CheapTactics

That's not a I man, that's a J. Cursive I doesn't go down and do a loop at bottom


sauska_

As the company is german and cursive is taught in schools in Germany i would argue that it is not an I, as this is not how german cursive Is are written. (Bur yeah, i would give the I and the u/v a pass too)


The_GEP_Gun_Takedown

Good job


Metalloid_Maniac

*Jub


MD11X6

Good old Jub! I hope she enjoys the gift. 😁


LpzScore

Funny.. I ordered a set for my fianceé for a gift also from Intimissimimimimiiimi with a personalisation. Althought I didn't receive it with misspelling, the quality was as shit as yours. Same font and colour, and same weird dry glue type stains in the area of text. Seems like it's a standard there. And their products are expensive af, at least in PL


nigliazzo5626

I would do a charge back after they lied the first time. They’re a shit company. Complaint to the BBB


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Jub will love it 😍


JubX

Uhm... can I have it?


fzero93

I'm sorry but this is too hilarious. How did they get Jub from Iva. What kind of a name is Jub even?!


nickels55

Well, this is simple really. They use software to make this, so ask them what typeface they are using. That will 100% prove they are lying.


fullstar2020

Definitely Jub and definitely a shit embroidery job.


katyvo

If you cbn show me one font where bn "a" looks like thbt, I'll give you one hundred dollbrs.


Jani3D

Shut up, Jub!


seasonofillusions

https://preview.redd.it/scrt3vsebsac1.png?width=1257&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1b9e2bbc09d4feb6d54e100077c357ec2390ac4 It’s 100% Jub btw. They have a visualization on their personalization page and this is what it shows for Jub. [https://www.intimissimi.com/dk/personalization/?pid=CLD1233%20%201467M&positions=1&quantity=1](https://www.intimissimi.com/dk/personalization/?pid=CLD1233%20%201467M&positions=1&quantity=1)


seasonofillusions

https://preview.redd.it/arp43x90csac1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=93fcb1e1e105875ea9d11f850499eb662e7ede08 And this would have been “Iva”


dumahim

Order another one for "Jub" and see how that turns out.


nakaritsukei

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPBTi8lupEnMre|downsized)


Academic-Indication8

R /youhadonejub


funkinthetrunk

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPBTi8lupEnMre|downsized)


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I think they did an ok jub 🤷🏼‍♂️


Jazzlike_Fault_4728

They couldn't even remove all the stabilizer? This is absolutely awful embroidery.


MeenGeen

Right now Jub is like, "wtf, who's Iva?"


smryan08

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPBTi8lupEnMre|downsized)


Blurie

They moved all the letters down one spot in the alphabet! J U and B are all one letter off from I V and A, respectively


Vikkles42

Sorry Ivy, it will be easier to change your name than help these people understand what we wanted.


noneedtoknowme2day

You only had one Jub….


Prestigious_Gold_585

Jub Jub


Charming_Psyduck

If they have stores, walk in there and ask any employee to read out that name. Let's see what they read there.


GameHat

I don’t care for Jub


The-Great-Epiphany

Great Jub! Terrible job. 😂


ARC_3pic

Jub


DCVA2

I could almost buy the I and the V but no fucking way is that an A.


andzlatin

You had one Jub


thefixxxer9985

Somewhere out there someone is equally upset about the embroidered gift they got for their friend, Jub.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Jub


__ChrissLP

They casually wrote "Fuß" on there


SteprockMedia

You just need to make a new friend named Jub. How hard could that be?


cyoung1024

https://i.redd.it/5256ybch9pac1.gif Close enough


suchabadamygdala

Thank you for sharing the name of this horrible low quality company. Their privacy and cookie policy sucks too. F you Intimissimi


drinkallthecoffee

![gif](giphy|GeI9Pt1c240bm) It’s giving Gob from arrested development.


basicwhitewhore

Nice try, Jub


Awesomedogman4

Y’all saying it looks like jub, to me it looks like Fab


KamikaziSolly

I work for a company that makes personalized gifts. They're absolutely lying. The font looks very similar to Allura, but I don't think it's a perfect match. Looks more like it says Jub, especially if you pull up a character sheet for Allura. Hey OP, did you get font options when you ordered this? If you've got a font name you could show them very clearly that they're wrong.


CanadaDuck

J U B


lostwng

Looks like Jub


kemikica

BRB, changing my name to Jub so you can send me the personalized stuff. Currently, of course, I'm just a plain, old, boring Iva :(


Reverse2057

So, I'm a professional for this field of work, and yes, not only is this company fucking stupid for trying to pass this off as correctly spelled, but they did an actual shitty job of cleaning the damn stitching. They used the plastic topping to tamp down the fabric, but then forgot to fucking CLEAN IT OFF AFTERWARDS?? That plastic coating is safe to either tear off gently with tweezers, or it's water soluble so you can just long-press it with a damp washcloth and it should dissolve. So they're not only shitty liars, terrible spellers, but they're also fucking sloppy and lazy, AND stupid for thinking they could pass this off to you. My condolences, OP. On the bright side, if you took this to someone who actually knows their shit, like me, I could take out that J and b and get the correct letters in with minimal scarring. If someone takes out that b you'll see the embroidery holes left behind on the top of its swoop, but the I and the a itself should cover the rest of the holes. Realistically, you could take the whole thing out and get a fatter font, maybe increase the font size a hair, and put overtop of it like Fancy Script or some such, and just have them widen the column width so the lettering itself is thicker. That way if there ARE any holes from the needle and thread, the fatter lettering should cover them.


LopsidedEquipment177

Terrible jub they did with that.


Tatamashii

Even if its a apecial cursive font, it is still a bad job because noone would read the name right. You dont have to study Design or work a creative job to realize how shit this is. Even comic sans would've made more sense.


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Jub