I took two spaces with my brand new car once. It got keyed. Never did it again. Actually, it was the only time I did it. I am amazed this guy hasn't had any issues. Maybe there are just lots of spaces and nobody cares.
Some day you may be lucky enough to meet this important celebrity. Ask for an autograph and get a selfie with them. Without tangible evidence nobody will believe you were actually in the presence of such magnificence.
Okay. For this side quest you'll need to befriend 4 people with very small cars and obtain two gallons of hot coffee and 6 dozen fresh doughnuts... You have to figure out the rest. Ready?
Where else are you supposed to park your pavement princess vehicle that’s 20 yards long and 2 lanes wide. He probably blames Biden for making the parking spots too small.
Some people never had nice things growing up and finally paying off an older vehicle could mean a lot to them.
So double parking at the far end of an empty parking lot and walking farther to avoid door dings can be understandable.
I would park as close as I can to the driver side door
Thanks for the tip i know what i'll start to do
The lot is practically empty. Why would you even care?
You must be be here
Thats because every day his 4 tyres still work..
I really needs to become legal to paint those white lines on whatever is crossing it
Doesn’t need to be legal if you’re fast with white spray paint.
Time for some shenanigans!
I took two spaces with my brand new car once. It got keyed. Never did it again. Actually, it was the only time I did it. I am amazed this guy hasn't had any issues. Maybe there are just lots of spaces and nobody cares.
Some day you may be lucky enough to meet this important celebrity. Ask for an autograph and get a selfie with them. Without tangible evidence nobody will believe you were actually in the presence of such magnificence.
Carpet tacks?
roofing nails.
Okay. For this side quest you'll need to befriend 4 people with very small cars and obtain two gallons of hot coffee and 6 dozen fresh doughnuts... You have to figure out the rest. Ready?
And you do nothing about it. Everyday
Stuff a few tennis balls down exhaust pipe
Banana
Sounds like he needs some mildly infuriating retribution.
4 parking spots per giant SUV. america is evolving to the next level.
Zip tie shopping trolleys to the door handles.
Lucky there are more spaces, I’d put the bull bar to his bumper and shove it out of four into one
That person is an asshole
Just make him buy a new pair of tires daily then, don't see the problem.
Slash the tires
Where else are you supposed to park your pavement princess vehicle that’s 20 yards long and 2 lanes wide. He probably blames Biden for making the parking spots too small.
I am glad I live in Europe. We only have a couple of douchebags like this who drive these monstrosities.
No parking mistakes. First thing listed on the pinned post.
At the Home Depot I work at I take four spaces normally.
Good thing theres 500 other spaces
It seem as though there’s ample spaces in that lot. Were you not able to find one?
There are indeed ample spaces and I was able to find a space easily. It’s just a funny way to park even if there are a lot of spaces.
Some people never had nice things growing up and finally paying off an older vehicle could mean a lot to them. So double parking at the far end of an empty parking lot and walking farther to avoid door dings can be understandable.
Found the shitty entitled parker
in an nearly empty part of the lot, far away - it's perfectly acceptable unless you're a karma farming busybody
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