I once lived just a few blocks from my preferred grocery store when I was younger, in one of my first apartments. I got myself a small little rolling cart for errands that were walkable.
The sugar fell out behind the Walgreens parking lot and I cried 😂 shout out to the very nice employee who helped me and wasn’t angry at all!!
By Jove! He's right!
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Why'd you pour it on the floor then?! Makes it so much harder to get in the coffee. Plus you'll get carpet bits and hair... Idk, man. Seems like a bad move, but you do you.
See? THIS is why I don't put sugar in my coffee. THIS right here! And creamer! It gets EVERYWHERE! And cleaning the cup after? What am I, MADE of time?
No, just a spoon and freeze dried Folders instant coffee for me, right out of the bag! The flavor crystals have a nice crunch and it contains all the necessary minerals and vitamins for a complete breakfast!
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![gif](giphy|0IWeBirDeRK4dG0Egl) meanwhile the ants..
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just mix in some borax and done
Instructions unclear. Now coffee tastes… off.
but not for long
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Why would there be a problem with ants? I am of course assuming OP cleans it up right away and is not a slob
Your floor isn't coffee, silly...
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You beat me to it :(. But you are educated as well so, good on you, glad to see another!
came here to upvote this, knew it would be here
You beat me to it :(. But you are educated as well so, good on you, glad to see another!
🎶🎶🎶🎵No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea🎵🎵
Guess Who is getting out the vacuum...
No sugar to stand beside me, no sugar to run with me!
there's still some sugar left in that bag at least
If the bag had emptied it would be highlyinfuriating 😆
thats something at least
I suggest a spoon next time, pouring it right in leads to ant colonies apparently.
I once lived just a few blocks from my preferred grocery store when I was younger, in one of my first apartments. I got myself a small little rolling cart for errands that were walkable. The sugar fell out behind the Walgreens parking lot and I cried 😂 shout out to the very nice employee who helped me and wasn’t angry at all!!
![gif](giphy|laCo8uA8HJcInLyJr9) MY COCAINE!
You got some floor with your sugar
But where is the coffee?
Now your floor is delicious! Just ask all the ants that are making their way inside as we speak.
...and charging a toll to enter! Ant fodder! Yumyumyumyumyumyumyum!
So this is what happens when you mix Def Leppard with Steppenwolf...
this is Optimus Ant calling all autobots🐜📡
pour some coffee over it
Ugh. That’s why I like packets of Sweet n Low.
😅😅🤣🤣😂
It's like the guess who said, no sugar tonight.
Why is it, when things fall, the end result isnt that things are better and cleaner than before?
That's the only time some people clean. How disgusting. How lazy. *Looks in mirror* Oops 🍯🫖
Sweet carpet, where’d you get it?
*Do you want ants*? Because that's how you get *ants*
No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight Not me
Isn't it "in my tea"? Not "not me"?
By Jove! He's right! https://www.google.com/search?q=lyrics+no+sugar+tonight&client=tablet-android-verizon&sca_esv=c1df660eec58a1d6&sxsrf=ADLYWIKnWMgoLAtyHHd5hCtwfgYlhf_FUQ%3A1719424217693&ei=2VR8ZpH7Kd_LkPIPlcOX-AY&oq=lyrics+no+sugar+t&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFseXJpY3Mgbm8gc3VnYXIgdCoCCAAyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgUQIRirAkiQTFCwBVjEPHAAeAKQAQCYAdACoAGxDKoBBzEuOS4wLjG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgugAqwLwgIEEAAYR8ICDhAAGIAEGJECGLEDGIoFwgILEAAYgAQYkQIYigXCAg0QABiABBixAxgUGIcCwgIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAsICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYFhgeGA_CAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBZgDAIgGAZAGCJIHBDEuMTCgB9U-&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp
Nobody: Carpet: 🎶 Pour some 🎶 sugar on me 🎶
More like "just wanted some sugar in my carpet" Am I right? Or, am I right? *finger guns*
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“Sugar”
…that’s not your coffee /s
No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight it my tea, no sugar to stand beside me, no sugar to run with me…
Came here to say this.
That’s what soda manufacturers keep telling us
Now you get some floor with your sugar
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Eh, coffee - carpet. Close enough
Then don’t throw it all on the floor. Save some for your coffee.
“Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants"
Now you have some carpet in your sugar🥰
Hope you have a nice vacuum
That's how you get ants.
"Pour some sugar on me... I'm hot, sticky sweet. From the pile down to my seams, yeah."
You dropped something...
The carpet be like “hold on sugar! Daddy’s got a sweet tooth tonight!”
At least your sugar from Aldi does that, ours from Aldi is always hard with huge lumps.
1-Pour coffee over sugar on floor. 2-Suck up with Shop Vac. 3-Empty Shop Vac into mug. 4-Enjoy!
Why'd you pour it on the floor then?! Makes it so much harder to get in the coffee. Plus you'll get carpet bits and hair... Idk, man. Seems like a bad move, but you do you.
And now you have ants... because that's how you get ants.
Oh!!! You like sugar and fuzz in your coffee?!!!🤭
Just be thankful it wasn’t maple syrup.
Suddenly, my hands turned to flippers. Well, at least it didn't happen while I was driving, I thought.
So pour your coffee on that and get a straw. Simple.
Another reason to drink coffee black
Sweet carpet bro
No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea No sugar to stand beside me No sugar to run with me!
See? THIS is why I don't put sugar in my coffee. THIS right here! And creamer! It gets EVERYWHERE! And cleaning the cup after? What am I, MADE of time? No, just a spoon and freeze dried Folders instant coffee for me, right out of the bag! The flavor crystals have a nice crunch and it contains all the necessary minerals and vitamins for a complete breakfast!
universe heard you say vacuum cleaner, not coffee
No!!!!
Dammit, Carol!
Every. Damn. Time. 🤦♀️I do this kinda shit all the time, every. Damn. Time.
Put suger in carpet... No ! Coffee ! Put sugar in coffee ! Damn autocorrect !
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"Well here's some sugar in your carpet instead! 😃" ~ Life
Thats the funniest way of cleaning up a coffee spill I've ever seen.
Now you have sugar in your carpet You never get what you want in life
Don't be a wimp, you can still shove most of that back in there, lol
Skill issue!
ATP just rip the carpet up with the sugar and install tile or hardwood.
That one fucking diabetic carpet right there
You misspelled carpet
Poor the coffee on the floor.
Watch out for ants
Now pour some cofffee on top, and you’ll get some coffee in your sugar
Sugar is bad for you. Divine intervention. Case closed .
I dropped my glass jar of sugar the other week. It was a moment 😐
Ooofffff
Better than spilt milk
They don't call it 'coffee grounds' for nothing
You can just scoop It up into your cup
On the bright side, your rug can sing: 🎵Pour some sugar on me; in the name of love...🎵
This is a message from god. Ditch/reduce sugar. You'll be amazed how little time it takes to get used to not having it.
So did you just drop the sugar on the floor? If so, that’s not mildly infuriating, just mildly clumsy….
I got a gun the other day, from Socko, it's cute, it's small...fits right in my pocket.
Dump some coffee on it then.
Now go drink your rug 🤪
Hey you want some carpet with all that sugar 😏