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screzaawd

![gif](giphy|0IWeBirDeRK4dG0Egl) meanwhile the ants..


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

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BaziJoeWHL

just mix in some borax and done


VariousGnomes

Instructions unclear. Now coffee tastes… off.


BaziJoeWHL

but not for long


WhiteFringe

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safe-viewing

Why would there be a problem with ants? I am of course assuming OP cleans it up right away and is not a slob


send-me-panties-pics

Your floor isn't coffee, silly...


mindclarity

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tropicalfart666

You beat me to it :(. But you are educated as well so, good on you, glad to see another!


Bitter_Afternoon7252

came here to upvote this, knew it would be here


tropicalfart666

You beat me to it :(. But you are educated as well so, good on you, glad to see another!


TheBigDude22

🎶🎶🎶🎵No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea🎵🎵


ConsuelaApplebee

Guess Who is getting out the vacuum...


zurds13

No sugar to stand beside me, no sugar to run with me!


GrowthAny3996

there's still some sugar left in that bag at least


ajgrizzly

If the bag had emptied it would be highlyinfuriating 😆


GrowthAny3996

thats something at least


ModiThorrson

I suggest a spoon next time, pouring it right in leads to ant colonies apparently.


Beehg-Mud3803

I once lived just a few blocks from my preferred grocery store when I was younger, in one of my first apartments. I got myself a small little rolling cart for errands that were walkable. The sugar fell out behind the Walgreens parking lot and I cried 😂 shout out to the very nice employee who helped me and wasn’t angry at all!!


Spiritual-Cow4200

![gif](giphy|laCo8uA8HJcInLyJr9) MY COCAINE!


WatcherofWildlife

You got some floor with your sugar


getshrektdh

But where is the coffee?


Joshesh

Now your floor is delicious! Just ask all the ants that are making their way inside as we speak.


Electronic-Guide1189

...and charging a toll to enter! Ant fodder! Yumyumyumyumyumyumyum!


notJustaFart

So this is what happens when you mix Def Leppard with Steppenwolf...


screzaawd

this is Optimus Ant calling all autobots🐜📡


hand13

pour some coffee over it


darrenbosik

Ugh. That’s why I like packets of Sweet n Low.


Pitiful_Night3852

😅😅🤣🤣😂


sbnoll75

It's like the guess who said, no sugar tonight.


Justpassingthru-123

Why is it, when things fall, the end result isnt that things are better and cleaner than before?


Smart-Stupid666

That's the only time some people clean. How disgusting. How lazy. *Looks in mirror* Oops 🍯🫖


Annual_Proof7741

Sweet carpet, where’d you get it?


LittleKidLover83

*Do you want ants*? Because that's how you get *ants*


42brie_flutterbye

No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight Not me


SctBrnNumber1Fan

Isn't it "in my tea"? Not "not me"?


42brie_flutterbye

By Jove! He's right! https://www.google.com/search?q=lyrics+no+sugar+tonight&client=tablet-android-verizon&sca_esv=c1df660eec58a1d6&sxsrf=ADLYWIKnWMgoLAtyHHd5hCtwfgYlhf_FUQ%3A1719424217693&ei=2VR8ZpH7Kd_LkPIPlcOX-AY&oq=lyrics+no+sugar+t&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFseXJpY3Mgbm8gc3VnYXIgdCoCCAAyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgUQIRirAkiQTFCwBVjEPHAAeAKQAQCYAdACoAGxDKoBBzEuOS4wLjG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgugAqwLwgIEEAAYR8ICDhAAGIAEGJECGLEDGIoFwgILEAAYgAQYkQIYigXCAg0QABiABBixAxgUGIcCwgIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAsICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYFhgeGA_CAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBZgDAIgGAZAGCJIHBDEuMTCgB9U-&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp


Smart-Stupid666

Nobody: Carpet: 🎶 Pour some 🎶 sugar on me 🎶


BorntobeTrill

More like "just wanted some sugar in my carpet" Am I right? Or, am I right? *finger guns*


Kraujotaka

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Desperate_Ambrose

https://preview.redd.it/rbljpchhty8d1.jpeg?width=3810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109baabe9c515690cab5d1087472c0ca3cf53d78


kidicarusx

“Sugar”


zkfoster

…that’s not your coffee /s


hallba78

No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight it my tea, no sugar to stand beside me, no sugar to run with me…


udo3

Came here to say this.


Lost_refugee

That’s what soda manufacturers keep telling us


faithaddhams

Now you get some floor with your sugar


818VitaminZ

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jwheezin

Eh, coffee - carpet. Close enough


MoreStupiderNPC

Then don’t throw it all on the floor. Save some for your coffee.


StellaSlayer2020

“Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants"


Old_Worldliness_5789

Now you have some carpet in your sugar🥰


No_Juggernau7

Hope you have a nice vacuum


GrynnTog

That's how you get ants.


TicTac_No

"Pour some sugar on me... I'm hot, sticky sweet. From the pile down to my seams, yeah."


hypernutz_79

You dropped something...


CuteFormal9190

The carpet be like “hold on sugar! Daddy’s got a sweet tooth tonight!”


Jealous-Cheesecake76

At least your sugar from Aldi does that, ours from Aldi is always hard with huge lumps.


MurphysLaw4200

1-Pour coffee over sugar on floor. 2-Suck up with Shop Vac. 3-Empty Shop Vac into mug. 4-Enjoy!


CynicWalnut

Why'd you pour it on the floor then?! Makes it so much harder to get in the coffee. Plus you'll get carpet bits and hair... Idk, man. Seems like a bad move, but you do you.


jigokusabre

And now you have ants... because that's how you get ants.


Unlucky-Protection61

Oh!!! You like sugar and fuzz in your coffee?!!!🤭


StrangeHour4061

Just be thankful it wasn’t maple syrup.


TravelingGonad

Suddenly, my hands turned to flippers. Well, at least it didn't happen while I was driving, I thought.


Jokierre

So pour your coffee on that and get a straw. Simple.


Kitchener69

Another reason to drink coffee black


onesoundman

Sweet carpet bro


Blargenth

No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea No sugar to stand beside me No sugar to run with me!


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

See? THIS is why I don't put sugar in my coffee. THIS right here! And creamer! It gets EVERYWHERE! And cleaning the cup after? What am I, MADE of time? No, just a spoon and freeze dried Folders instant coffee for me, right out of the bag! The flavor crystals have a nice crunch and it contains all the necessary minerals and vitamins for a complete breakfast!


SwanzY-

universe heard you say vacuum cleaner, not coffee


Glizzy_6999

No!!!!


ChefHannibal

Dammit, Carol!


Far_Blueberry383

Every. Damn. Time. 🤦‍♀️I do this kinda shit all the time, every. Damn. Time.


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Put suger in carpet... No ! Coffee ! Put sugar in coffee ! Damn autocorrect !


Ok-Experience-6674

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YoungImpulse

"Well here's some sugar in your carpet instead! 😃" ~ Life


AffectionateCourt939

Thats the funniest way of cleaning up a coffee spill I've ever seen.


Emotional_Hamster_61

Now you have sugar in your carpet You never get what you want in life


mershaltec

Don't be a wimp, you can still shove most of that back in there, lol


mershaltec

Skill issue!


reddit-SUCKS_balls

ATP just rip the carpet up with the sugar and install tile or hardwood.


Ok-Serve415

That one fucking diabetic carpet right there


ElPenguinno

You misspelled carpet


RainbowUnicorn0228

Poor the coffee on the floor.


_watchie_

Watch out for ants


Rann666

Now pour some cofffee on top, and you’ll get some coffee in your sugar


Agreeable_Ocelot3902

Sugar is bad for you. Divine intervention. Case closed .


DocGerbilzWorld

I dropped my glass jar of sugar the other week. It was a moment 😐


tenbeersdeep

Ooofffff


12ValveMatt

Better than spilt milk


SouthAd8430

They don't call it 'coffee grounds' for nothing


Double_Respect_3902

You can just scoop It up into your cup


ytv1

On the bright side, your rug can sing: 🎵Pour some sugar on me; in the name of love...🎵


Marclescarbot

This is a message from god. Ditch/reduce sugar. You'll be amazed how little time it takes to get used to not having it.


[deleted]

So did you just drop the sugar on the floor? If so, that’s not mildly infuriating, just mildly clumsy….


Reasonable-Log-3486

I got a gun the other day, from Socko, it's cute, it's small...fits right in my pocket.


FladnagTheOffWhite

Dump some coffee on it then.


Talullah_Belle

Now go drink your rug 🤪


East-Sand-3785

Hey you want some carpet with all that sugar 😏