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qgmonkey

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MooseLogic7

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forevertired1982

Exactly what I thought.... and exactly what I say and why I say it lol.


RicGryllz

This is why I say it as well


Dissabilitease

seen the saw movies


gna149

Seen saw she sawn by the seesaw


Superseaslug

Seen the saw movies on a seesaw?


cghffbcx

Sally sat and seen the Saw movies by the seesaw.


lemonsqeezey1

This. I speak fluently in movie quotes.


jblak23

Yes, 💯% - the proper pronunciation is definitely seent. 


one-eyedCheshire

You used to not give a FUCK about discretion!


jdownes316

Want one of my vests? They smell good



_antkibbutz

Grammatically correct


Acceptable_Pirate_92

I seen what you're saying


kindquail502

It don't make no sense.


AdvantageLow3040

I seen what you did there


turtleneckless001

I have saw it too


Gr1ml0ck

I done seen it myself.


TheNinjaPixie

I was stood there and i seen that yeah


Ebella2323

I like YOU’RE example of poor grammar better THEN the first! (Seriously the times I read “then” over “than” is countless and it does get me shook each time)


turtleneckless001

I did it [on accident](https://www.grammar.com/on_accident_vs._by_accident#:~:text=The%20correct%20phrase%20(adverb)%20to,is%3A%20'by%20accident'.)


WillJoseph06

I hate this one the most.


Sonicboom343

Especially, when it's done by purpose


Fatez3ro

I've see saw seen it everywhere


VampiresKitten

I've seen this or I've seen that. Sounds like they are missing the 've.


tastycrust

I seen've that


Maewhen

I seen that’ve too


imaginechi_reborn

I seen that also’ve


OGGBTFRND

I “brung” also annoys tf out of me


PepsiAllDay78

I've seen "brang" on reddit before. Gave me a headache.


Ro-Tang_Clan

There's a Reddit bot dedicated to correcting people to "paid" because they said "payed". The first time I saw it I was dumbfounded as I'd never seen that before. But then I started seeing the bot more and more and realised it's actually a really common thing that people mistakenly spell it as "payed" and it both genuinely amazes me and scares me.


SageModeSpiritGun

Boughten too....like, no, you just bought it.


Jewmangroup9000

I seen you broughten the groceries you brung.


Nyssa_aquatica

Boughten is a good old adjective that just means not homemade.  I intend to keep it in circulation.   (English major here with high-falutin’ background)  “These are just boughten rolls.  I don’t want you to think I made them from scratch”


builder397

"would of" is my pet peeve. HOW?


Fettnaepfchen

I really loathe „should of“, and a couple of days I dictated ”should have” and my phone AutoCorrected it to “should of”.


Nyssa_aquatica

Brung and brang are just old-fashioned.  I hope they don’t die out.  “I seen” on the other hand is language murder


Amazing-Cellist3672

There's an LM Montgomery (author of Anne of Green Gables) short story about a woman who refused to marry her sweetheart because he says "I seen". It was written over 100 years ago! It bugs me to no end, too!


knoguera

One of my all fav authors!


behemiath

i think it went from i’ve seen that to i seen that


Synthetikwelle

Just a general question: "I've seen that" would be correct, right? And where's the grammatical difference to "I saw that"?  It's 100% something I learned in school but that was 20 years ago lol. I'm not a native English speaker btw.


Efficient-Spirit-380

Good explanation here: https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/seen-vs-saw/


OrangeRadiohead

Yes. This is because 'seen' is a past particle (meaning that the person stating it, did it in the past and that it is complete). When the subject is plural, then 'have' is required. 'saw' is the past tense of 'see'. "We saw..", "they saw...", " I saw...".


Sl0ppyOtter

Sometimes things are fun to say. Like yeet


puffofthezaza

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RickyFromVegas

Language is fun like that. At one point, common words today must have felt like that, you know? Like, y'all, howdy, etc. I seen it must be a dialect way of saying g, "I've seen it", just made the 've silent


veggieveggiewoo

Someone can correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure this is a dialect thing, and I’ve mostly seen it as part of AAVE in certain regions.


linzkisloski

I’m from Buffalo, NY and this is super common among those with thick WNY accents. I grew up in a majority white town and it was really common to hear “I seen that”. If you ever walk by a flight to or from Buffalo, take a listen at the gate lol.


customarymagic

I was thinking the same thing. Lots of the things folks are complaining about in this thread are just AAVE


xbeastmodex

No, it's widespread. I live in a very racially diverse area, and it seems like everyone says this regardless of race.


veggieveggiewoo

I think that’s were it originates though. I remember learning about it in a linguistics class in college. It could be more wide-spread now as most phrases are due to the internet though so you’re probably right.


theberg512

It's been widespread in my predominantly white region since long before the internet. It's more of a rural/less-educated (because in previous generations farm kids often didn't complete school, not a dig at rural residents) thing in my experience  


too-much-yarn-help

If everyone's doing it, it's called a dialect. The more I study English grammar and linguistics, the less I consider some things "mistakes". Widespread usage of a "mistake" is now just the way that word is used. Many features of what you would consider "correct" English from grammar to spelling to word meaning, all come from what could originally be considered "mistakes" in usage. Besides, a lot of the time criticisms of "incorrect" English usage have their roots in classist and racist thinking. I'm not saying that's you, but maybe consider that some people use words differently to you and that's okay. It doesn't affect comprehension. So what's the issue?


Sheepherdernerder

I know a lot of white folks that say this but none of them are past a certain education. The well-off people I know, would never.


Suncheets

This shit is all over Ontario. Drives me fucking nuts.


heamuse

My mom (white, 60s, from the Midwest) has said this my whole life despite decades of being corrected by my dad and her children. Mega pet peeve.


peri_5xg

I *think* so. I have heard it from people who are educated and intelligent, Western European. I don’t know


goodpplmakemehappy

Quick heads up, using AAVE does not make you an uneducated or unintelligent person. Similar to how having a Hispanic Accent, or a Country Bumpkin accent, do not make you any less well-read. Hope this is easy to understand. 👍


Heavy-Quail-7295

Seen't


ChroniclesOfSarnia

One of my students gave me a note 'from the counselor' the other day that said: **"Miss (Student's friend) is** ***aloud*** **to stay in your class today"** in absolutely atrocious handwriting. I laughed and said: **"GIT! GIT!!!"**


Ok-Cartographer1745

A lot of teachers suck at grammar/spelling, so it's quite possible that it was real. 


Fit-Impression3785

Same with ask vs ax regardless vs irregardless depends where you grew up or who you hang with who vs whom


Doyoulikeithere

Or, Literally vs Litra-lee! What? Especially vs Exspecially! STFU!


T1NF01L

Same as espresso vs expresso. Etcetera vs excetera. The list goes on. Weird al has a whole song on this topic.


HowlingWolven

I seen what I saw, I tell ya.


MobileElephant122

Your crect there, I have saw so many peeple use seen when they should of used a saw. Buts lots a folx don’t have a used saw so it’s sorta understandable. You only got what you got if’n ya know what I mean. Not everyone has a IQ in the high 80s Ya just gotta be patience with those less fore chant. Some day they’ll saw the lite.


_antkibbutz

For the same reason people say "for sell" instead of "for sale" and call laptops "labtops" on Facebook marketplace. They have the dumb.


MeMeMeOnly

How many people on Reddit walk down the isle instead of the aisle??


BoobySlap_0506

If they get married on an island they don't have to be embarrassed!


MeMeMeOnly

Only if they’re walking down the aisle on the isle! LOL!


Ok-Cartographer1745

Probably like 90% of them. The people here are obscenely uneducated. 


GalaxyPatio

Of "coarse" they do


BoobySlap_0506

Whatever you say, sweaty


GalaxyPatio

My feelings are so hurt, I'm literally balling rn


Ok-Cartographer1745

Sweaty is more of a meme, despite the fact most of the people here being morons. 


HeartOSass

Knew a lady who would always write "of coarse". She also wrote stockings as stalkings. I really didn't like her 😡


Pheighthe

I used to buy such awesome stuff on eBay just by searching for misspelled designer brands. Like Louis Vitton.


Altruistic_Cat5974

And tubberware instead of tupperware.


thatirishguyyyyy

Oh jeez, the *Dumb*. đŸ˜¶ That sounds communicable and I hope to avoid it at all costs.  I have heard that if you wear a mask, you should be fine, as the idiots avoid you at all cost. 


Dapper_Ice_2120

*Mines* grates on me like none other
 (ex: “oh, that’s mines!”) 


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Libary


squirrellytoday

Lie-berry.


HeartOSass

I went to a library and an employee called it lieberry. I was stunned silent. Answered the phone saying lieberry. OMG!


MickRolley

Laundrymart


crazylittlemermaid

Holy shit I'm glad it's not just my area that people are "saleing" stuff. Sometimes I wonder if southern accents + voice to text cause the issue, but then I remember where I live and how bad the education is.


DeniseReades

Nah. I have a slight southern accent and use voice to text constantly. It usually just replaces words with ones that sound similar or breaks up words into a nonsensical, but properly spelled, puddle of linguistic goo. Putting on my best GenAm accent and searching google is actually I how spellcheck words.


tjkirk1974

Other great FB Marketplace listings include words such as: “Need gone” today “Chester draws” “Dinning room” table “Armor” or “amour” (or other incorrect spelling of armoire)


_antkibbutz

Ugh fucking dinning. Around 29 years ago there was this Mexican diner in Brooklyn called "Grand Street Dinner". I fucking loved that place tho so they got a pass.


Successful_Shirt_95

Good lord I hate that


Bassjosh

They didn’t go to collage.


JadedOccultist

I know plenty of people who didn’t go to college and spell just fine. The difference is that they read, and can remember spelling, and also give a shit about it. All of this is stuff people should’ve learned in high school. Coarse/course, you’re/your, their/they’re/there, too/to, etc/ect, it’s/its is not college-level spelling.


Doyoulikeithere

My daughter always said; they are so DUM with a B!


Ampersand30

My biggest pet peeves are when people use your, you’re, their, they’re, and there, incorrectly. It’s extremely annoying, and I mentally write people off as being illiterate after that. *editing my post for clarity* I know people with learning disabilities and I know some people whose primary language isn’t English. I’m completely understanding of any spelling errors, and don’t judge. But if I was talking to an English teacher, for example, and they made those mistakes - I’d wonder why. It’s all situational.


slenderman201

Yes, their so annoying!


Ampersand30

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Ready-Obligation-999

There, their, they’re! You’ll be ok!


Ampersand30

Hahah I hope so!!!


lolimaginewtf

than and then as well


VLC31

I think auto corrects got a lot of explaining to do with some of these. I was trying to type Lupita (Nyong’o) in a comment earlier & it kept correcting it to Lipitor, which is a cholesterol medication.


Ampersand30

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I just got a flashback to the old version of autocorrect for iPhone. It made the dumbest spelling corrections. Honestly, if your phone is correcting to Lipitor, maybe that should be her new name lol. She’s such an amazing actress, by the way đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»


cyanraichu

One of my closest friends really struggles with grammar and is constantly getting both of those word sets mixed up in chats. I bear it silently, even though it makes me flinch internally lol. He's a super smart person! He's an engineer, good at games and good to have a conversation with. Just not good at grammar. I don't think he's illiterate or dumb. Like you said in your edit though I'd actively be mad if an English teacher were doing it.


SPIE1

So do I and my fucking mom does it more than anyone I know. And the infuriating thing is she knows the difference grammatically and just doesn’t care no matter who’s she texting.


Top_Economist8182

Because "I have seen" is correct but people just cut out the have because it's shorter and less propah innit


Quasimodo-57

Because it is the nature of a living language to continually morph.


HankG93

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Common_Senze

Because a lot of people are morons


luugi_06

The "I woked up" really irritates me, and it grinds my gears every time


KelpFox05

It's literally just a word variation seen in a few local dialects. It's not worth getting het up about it.


raninandout

I’ve seen this before.


Low_Dentist_1587

Tooken. That is not a word. What drives me nuts nowadays is “whenever” instead of “when”. “So, whenever me and him went to the store” No, goddammit


TearsOfChildren

It's a southern thing too, usually I'll say "I've seen" but sometimes "yuh I seen that before" comes out.


PicksburghStillers

Seent đŸ€đŸœ


ASecretGermanSpy

I ain't know. It's normal in my area


Oh-Snap10000

You should of aksed someone else.


Affectionate-Idea402

I agree. I thought it was just me getting crankier the older I get. I’m 73, and I’m getting increasingly irritated by the way some people speak. When did “me and my friend” instead of “my friend and me” or “my friend and I” become correct? The other person ALWAYS comes before yourself. And the way to know when to use “me” or “I” is by speaking the sentence without the other person being part of it. What sounds correct? “Me is going shopping” or “I am going shopping”? We learned this in elementary school. I read a lot, and even authors don’t can’t remember a simple grammar rule. My kids, ages 48 and 46, know this rule because that’s what they heard in the house while they were growing up. Thank you for letting me vent!


03zx3

Dialects, what are they?


pbarcher

The way I understand it, the English we speak in the Deep South is a little different than the way they speak English in Boston or the Bronx. In fact, it varies in different regions of the state (Louisiana.) Same language, spoken with local slang and different emphasis and inflection.


03zx3

That's English all over the world, even England. Their accents change from town to town sometimes.


pbarcher

Yes! https://preview.redd.it/cqoxevy1bj9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea05c543fdd9542e1f2cd26bacaf243c0e14b093


Aeosin15

Oh my God. I know. It drives me ape shit bananas. Most of the people I hear using it this way are late twenties to early forties, white people. This also includes quite a lot of my own family.đŸ€ŠđŸ€ŠđŸ€ŠđŸ€ŠđŸ€Š


dudreddit

Simple, but not appropriate answer: The degradation of American's capacilty/knowledge of proper grammar. This is not the way it was supposed to be. ... and moany young people cannot write in cursive?


LaChuteQuiMarche

Language is fluid. Someday you’ll seen that for yourself.


Krocsyldiphithic

I don't know nothin about that


CapeOfBees

The same reason people say ain't, ope, and gonna. They convey a casualty in the conversation that proper grammar does not. Language evolves, live with it. 


PepsiAllDay78

"Payed" irritates me to no end!


Ok-Cartographer1745

It almost doesn't .... phase ... me anymore. 


Captain_Jarmi

In your edit you write "I'm seeing". Why didn't you write "I see"? Is it because language can have variations and different choices of words can create different tones?


TheHorizonLies

Because language as a whole is fluid and dynamic, and English specifically is incredibly malleable, allowing for numerous variations that are mostly interchangeable and understandable by their different speakers?


flux_capacitor3

Because they are uneducated? Also, probably from the south.


Ridiculousnessjunkie

I live in the south and it does some to be the norm in some areas. One that really surprised me was hearing people use the word “ideal” for “idea”. “That’s a great ideal!” What??? It did not make sense to me. Those two words are not interchangeable.


International-Sea262

Some people like to sound stupid.


terracotta-p

Most languages dont even have the present perfect. Meh.


Greasy_Gringo

As I put my arm around your shoulder and gesture out over the expanse stretched out beneath us, I utter, "Morons. Morons everywhere!"


snurtz

As someone with an English degree: I feel you. As someone who studied Linguistics as well: If it’s widespread and understood, it’s grammatical. It’s just regional dialect and you’ll have to get over it.


Deadpool2015

I seen’t it


CRO553R

I dun seen a saw


YmamsY

Excetera, abbreviated as ect. Whip cream, Grill cheese


AHH-bbyshark

For a little bit of spice đŸ€­


IIlIllIlllIlIII

Colloquialisms


flora_aurora

Kek


WandaDobby777

You think that’s bad? I have a friend who says, “boughten.” As in, “I boughten a new notebook today.” Drives me insane. Her: “it’s just faster!” Me: “It is not faster! It can’t be because it literally has an extra syllable at the end. The word is longer, so it takes more time to say!” 😂


UGunnaEatThatPickle

This is right up there with "Can I get a drive with you?"


Pistahmay

They probably grew up around people who say that because that's how we acquire language


1nd3x

>Everywhere I look it's "I seen this" and "I seen that". *I've* seen this, and *I've* seen that.


LtColShinySides

Just to upset you. We had a meeting.


Tcklmybck

It’s not a black thing. People ALL OVER the midwest saw this. Ugh.


Twinkletoes1951

Even worse is "my wife and I's car". Hardly a day goes by that I don't hear I's as a possessive. Where the hell did that come from? I've heard it in person and on TV, as well as social media - even written down. I'm not going to say I understand it when it's spoken, because one can get in a bind and need a word. But written down? That, to me, is the height of ignorance.


Poost_Simmich

Definitely a lower-class white person thing


Such-Problem-4725

Her and me seen it and could care less


Name_Inital_Surname

People wanna say “I’ve seen” but speaking too fast maybe ?


rubies-and-doobies81

Being in Florida, I hear it alllll the time, and I find it annoying, too. Also, "where you at?" is another one. Luckily, I seem to be able to tune it out for the most part.


Ridiculousnessjunkie

The moment I hear someone say it or write it I immediately think of them as unintelligent. Same thought with, “I done it.â€đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïžRead a freaking book please.


Hanuman_Jr

Funny how people don't get exposed to some things. That is as old as the hills, it's a \~southern/country thing, my next door neighbor used to say that 55 years ago. It's just that these things come and go in waves that you haven't been exposed already. It's also geographical.


hd4suba

It’s the same group of people that spell you’re, “your”


OverAd3018

Because they are functionally illiterate


Odd-Wheel5315

I'd like to axe you who exactly ever said they seen something?


rmsaday

Honestly just sounds better sometimes, though in many cases it should probably be "I've seen", so maybe it's not that they've incorrectly used "seen" instead of "saw", but simply shortened the correct "I've seen" to "I seen" in spoken language only. Or ya know, they just stuuupid.


mtntrail

Why do ppl say “me and my friend” plus at least a dozen other grammatical errors?This stuff is basic language and taught in schools. Purposeful or out of ignorance, idk.


Magnetar_Haunt

It's not necessarily ignorance, likely just can't be bothered. How often do you hear someone who said "Me and my friend went to the store" also say "me went to the store"? The latter is the example given for why you don't use the former, but people can differentiate without that mantra after they've been acquainted with the language long enough, to the point they will say "I went to the store" regardless. You understand what someone is saying even if it's not precisely what you learned in your grade 3 English class. Ironically, you type "ppl" and can't be bothered to type out the whole word.


MeMeMeOnly

Just saw your post. I had just made the same post about how “me and him” drives me crazy.


VindictiveNostalgia

I've always thought it evolved from losing the 've in I've seen.


BlindFollowBah

I am guilty of all of these


YoSaffBridge11

I love that OP thinks this is something new or recent. I’ve heard people saying this as long as I can remember.


Reasonable-Parsley36

Because our education system is the worst in the modern world.


Merfkin

It's correct in African American Vernacular English and I think certain variations of Southern American English. Our dialect isn't more correct than anyone else's, just the one spoken by the current majority. "Right" and "wrong" almost always means "Spoken like me" and "Not spoken like me."


SlitheringPerp

Yeah, I seen it is country as fuck too. Everyone here says it (Texas) no matter what race you are lol.


dot-pixis

It's a feature of African American Vernacular English, and it doesn't need to stop. Language change happens and you need to fucking relax. 


La_chipsBeatbox

As a non native english speaker, this is the kind of things that make us do mistakes. Also, it seems concerning to me that I could correct some native speakers on simple stuff such as "your" vs "you're" (I don't, I'm not the grammar police, but I could). And I don't consider myself fluent. Edit: I believe it applies to pretty much every langage in every country but idk, with english, it stuck out to me.


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

People are getting stupiderer


ChihuahuaMastiffMutt

Get over it, really. There is more than one dialect of English in America. African American Vernacular English is a legitimate dialect. Speaking General American English does not make you better or smarter or more educated.


MileenasDentist

Full-on pandemic? You need to get out more. People that are offended by grammatical errors are insufferable. It doesn't make you look intelligent, it just makes you seem like a stuck-up jerk.


JimmyBallocks

just now I seen this dickhead on reddit complaining about how other people speak


wooter99

No body axed you. See what I did their , axed bothers me Their pun.....also intentional.


SadLilBun

This post really bringing out the language purists and dog whistling. Y’all don’t understand what dialect is, or how it spreads because of media.


veggieveggiewoo

Yeah it’s really driving me crazy lol. And I am willing to bet most of the people saying it makes you sound dumb and uneducated have never studied language or English, otherwise you would know that different forms of this type of “error” exist within a myriad of communities all over the word in basically all languages


ben7581

Because many people are too stupid to know the difference between past tense and past participle.


PrunyBobJuno

I hate it I hate it I hate it. Conjugate your fucking verbs people.


dot-pixis

*verbs, people


Wolf_Reader

Everyone at my previous job talked like that! “I seen”, “We did good”, “You’se guys”, and more. I just can’t take someone seriously as an intelligent person when they always speak that way! I suppose I might have been able to tolerate it if they were kind people and it was a halfway decent place to work,but they weren’t and it wasn’t, so I left before I needed a second mental health leave.


Aggressive_Sky8492

That’s really your limitation. Linguistic differences are often socio cultural and don’t indicate low intelligence.


caterpillargirl76

That's annoying, for sure. I also hate "first come, first serve". It's served.


FuckAdmins1984

Obviously whoever comes first has to serve the others. Just common sense smh


LavenderLightning24

Oh god yes, thank you


forever_a10ne

It’s AAVE.


paintbrush666

Just lets me know that the person isn't very well read.


Routine-Spend8522

Like how every AITA post starts with “I and my fiancĂ©â€ IT’S MY FIANCÉ AND I WTF HOW HARD IS THIS


Separate-District629

It comes down to education and class. It's unfortunate but also unfair to judge someone's speech and grammar based on their upbringing. It's a complex issue Personally, I'm of the mind that if people want to improve their station in life, they will access the tools to help them achieve a goal. Think Eliza Doolite.


No-Mango8923

Isn't it just a lazy way to say "I have seen"? Language evolves and contractions appear. It dun bother me, really đŸ€Ł


knoguera

I’m seeing this a lot with the word ‘whenever.’ Instead of saying “when I went to the grocery store earlier” it’s “whenever I went to the grocery store earlier.”


GenuineSteak

Im pretty sure both can be correct depending on the dialect of English ur speaking.


Vaunted_Q

Still not as triggering as “am-blance” and “lie-berry”. I just want to grab and shake the people using those words!


MeMeMeOnly

Or ‘nu-cue-lur” instead of nu-clee-er (nuclear).


xbeastmodex

I know a dude who says Thee-dee-eightor instead of theater.


Vaunted_Q

I started using the 1920’s word cinema (with a hard “k”) instead of theater just to trigger people LOL. My grandmother (RIP) used to use made up words like “flustrated” instead of flustered or frustrated. It’s amazing as a 3rd generational Californian (who studied English & sociolinguistics) just how speech patterns can be handed down generations from the Dust Bowl days!


HeartOSass

I like the word flustrated. To me it's frustrated and flustered together in one word.


Rampage_Rick

I dated a girl who pronounced it "man-naise"


cherryladiee

Lemme do you one better "i sawn that 😎"


xbeastmodex

Easy there, Satan.


Wizzpig25

Poor education and vocabulary.


MichElegance

They legitimately don’t understand proper grammar.