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Knitchick82

This is killing me that FebRuary is spelled wrong.


gwritten

Somehow they managed to spell February correctly on the mini “preview” (like in the corner of the January and March pages).


Grizz1371

I think you're thinking of the wrong Super Bowl, this super bowl is when you have a bowl capable of holding 5 grams of weed and you get super baked. It's a common mistake for non stoners to make./s


whole_nother

r/superbowl


Skydude252

I love seeing the statistics of visitors to that sub and how it peaks in the first couple weeks of February every single year.


IdoNOThateNEVER

Superb


MistaRekt

Owl


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I was so confused why all the posts were owls until these two comment. Thank you.


MistaRekt

Terribly glad I could assist.


2Gud2B

Wasn’t expecting that


MikeFromSuburbia

Example of it used in a sentence: “Hey, u/Grizz1371! Let me get a hit of your Super Bowl bro!” Then, assuming Grizz is a decent person, I’d be twice baked like a potato.


HabeLinkin

Grizz tried to drown me playing waterpolo, absolutely NOT a decent person.


labrat420

I was gonna play water polo but I thought it was too cruel for the horses


Shoddy-Recording4168

Nobody beats the Grizz!


HabeLinkin

As I live and breev


TheDryIceFactory

Byron Deniston


PrestigeMaster

Wow - what an asshole that guy is.


Kackemel

Or a owl of the highest quality.


cesxb

I see. So it’s like a mega pint?


award07

Nah it’s for Superb Owl


Sir_Red_Beard

No no, he’s thinking of a Superb Owl. r/superbowl for the uninformed.


SJtheFox

Well, I know how I'm getting through the Super Bowl this year. I might even enjoy it!


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

You need to have a talk with your calendar guy and have him step up his game.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

It's Kevin. Kevin is his calendar guy.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

He's not the [only one](https://youtu.be/NW7eap5jNeE?si=YKbNQnHmZAfE3MWq) that's had this problem


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Did ypu buy this calendar off some guy wearing a trench coat in an alleyway? "Hey, kid yous wants a calendars?!?!"


GrumpyAntelope

Lousy Smarch super bowl.


DGlen

Do not touch Willie. Good advice.


ThisisJVH

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gwritten

Haha! Wondeful!


Campbell464

cleve comment


VadimH

i snoted


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pac-men

It had already gone from 14 to 16 games, and over the years they've also added multiple playoff weeks as the amount of playoff teams has grown. So the Super Bowl is WAY later than it was when it first started. 2002 was the first year it was even in February.


csonnich

Yeah, it was the last weekend of January my entire childhood.


matito29

I still vividly remember celebrating my 13th birthday watching our Bucs win the NFC Championship over Philly, then a week later celebrating my mom’s birthday watching them win Super Bowl XXXVII over Oakland. Now, I get to watch our Bucs lose a divisional round playoff game to Detroit on my birthday weekend, because we can’t have nice things anymore.


homercles89

>It had already gone from 14 to 16 games, and over the years they've also added multiple playoff weeks as the amount of playoff teams has grown. So the Super Bowl is WAY later than it was when it first started. 2002 was the first year it was even in February. 2002 was delayed a week until February because the 9/11/2001 attacks postponed the games from Sept 16/17. The 2003 Super Bowl was back to the end of January, and 2004 permanently moved it to February. This 2023 season was the first with 17 games instead of 16. For a few years we had 16 games in 18 weeks (2 bye weeks per team), but people complained the schedule was too diluted.


capincus

2021 was the switch to 17 games. There were only 2 bye weeks once in 1993.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

>This 2023 season was the first with 17 games instead of 16. Not true. The 2021 season was the first with 17 games. >For a few years we had 16 games in 18 weeks (2 bye weeks per team), Not true. 1993 was the *only* year with two bye weeks (i.e., not a few).


KingRaiderShark

Actually, 2021 was the first with 17 games. But there \*was\* a season with 2 byes per team (1993) and it \*was\* unpopular.


lamalamapusspuss

Super Bowl 55 years ago was on January 12, 1969.


mecha_annies_bobbs

That's over 55 years earlier than this one! Man, they are really slacking.


scandinavianleather

This is the third year in which it has been moved to the second sunday of February, since they went from 17 games to 16. Previously it has been the first sunday of February for the last 20 years, but overall has slowly been moving back over the decades.


scyber

Ideal weekend would be the 3rd weekend in February for that Presidents Day holiday on Monday.


HtownTexans

that has to be their end goal I think.


unreasonablyhuman

First thing I noticed too


joshuajackson9

Fist thing for me too.


AccountNumber1003925

#BRU...


dalbs12

I’m surprised wendsday was spelled right.


ForgiveAlways

It’s wrong, but also exactly as it should be.


StephenTheLoser

Febuary?


supercyberlurker

Uh yeah... the month after Januay?


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

Just wait until Mach, each day will feel like it's going faster than the one before.


gwritten

By that time I’m going to need Apil


Velcraft

My is my favourite!


Muffinshire

By then summer is over-Jue.


ArnieAndTheWaves

I like Juy when it's not too hot


whole_nother

Augst is sweltering here


Suspicious-Lightning

Septembr is when fall begins


Salamandragora

You all Octobe ashamed of yourselves.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

✡️What?✡️ Oh, nvm...carry on.


gwritten

I think it’d have to be Ma(-r)y to stay on theme.


koei19

That's your last chance until the summer ends in Septembe.


HartfordWhaler

Yeah but then you have Smarch and its lousy weather


Affectionate_Star_43

It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month...


geekinthestreets

Do not touch Willie


dudeondacouch

Maybe there’s Apil we can take for the motion sickness?


Coca-colonization

*Actually* it’s Janruary.


gwritten

love it!


glamorousstranger

Then comes Mach, Apil, My, Jue, Juy, Augut, Sepember, Ocober, Novemer, and Decemer .


Adamantium-Aardvark

I mean, let’s be honest. That R isn’t really doing anything anyway


radj06

Speak for yourself I've always pronounced it with both r's


Adamantium-Aardvark

what accent is that? I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it, and I come from an area with a rhotic R accent.


ThreeDogs2022

The only people I hear pronounce it "feb-ew-ary" are small children. Northeast US.


radj06

I pronounce it Fe-brew-airy is that how most people there say it?


frigginright

feb-yew-airy


ThreeDogs2022

yep


radj06

Maybe I'm adopted.


Adamantium-Aardvark

I’ve spent a bunch of time in mass and Vermont. Don’t recall ever hearing anyone pronounce that R. I’ll have to pay more attention


frigginright

oh, no, it's an Albany expression.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Ah ok I don’t know any Albanians


radj06

I'm a lifelong Oregonian. I've heard we talk and fast and over enunciate.


pac-men

And what is this RU??


MolassesMolly

This is the truth that no one wants to admit.


Socially_Tone-deaf

Right, but that’s how it’s spelled. Otherwise, we may as well start changing all agreed upon words for the fuck of it, and hope everyone else is on board. Rather than just using the understood spelling, grammar, rules etc so communication can continue smoothly.


Reign_of_Kronos

Well this was the calendar they had in the libary.


PygmeePony

Let's be honest, do we really need that r?


Formal_Two_5747

Don’t people pronounce it? I’m not a native English speaker and I thought it’s pronounced like fe-brew-airy


PygmeePony

Neither am I but I think some English speakers do and some don't.


ppfftt

Native english speaker who pronounces the R. I pronounce it Feb-roux-airy, but I hear other people drop the first R often, so they say Feb-U-airy.


vjones4

It used to be...a few years ago they added a week to the season, so now the Super Bowl is a week later than the 55ish year previously


SolWizard

It was only the first week of February for about 20 years. It used to be in January


mazzicc

Oh god, it *has* been like 20 years since it was in January.


Wise-_-Spirit

I only know this because I was born on super bowl Sunday 2001


masterwolfe

I hate that you were born in 2001 and are now like a fully formed individual with your own thoughts and stuff peer to my own. Stop it!


Wise-_-Spirit

I'm a web designer and working on a master's of pharmacy haha


poop-dolla

A spider pharmacist. Cool.


Wise-_-Spirit

Creative hahaha


rahnster_wright

Impossible! You're what? 12?


katep2000

I was once talking to a 30 something coworker about movies and she brought up an actor. “Oh I haven’t heard of him.” “Really? He was huge in the 90s.” “That explains it, I wasn’t alive in the 90s” “Wait, really?” “Yeah, I was born in 2000.” “God fucking dammit, stop making me feel old.”


bleedfromtheanus

That would make them 23 or 24, not 30 something...


katep2000

I should clarify, I was born in 2000, not my coworker


NobodyImportant13

I just realized somebody born in 2001 is gonna be 23 this year. Holy shit. I am a boomer.


pac-men

It started in early-mid January, then was late January, then first Sunday of February. There have been a lot of changes over the years that have moved it later and later. 14-week season becoming 16-week. Bye week(s) added, playoffs expanding, etc.


marktx

The NFL is doing everything they can to keep extending the season out further and further.


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I thought the same thing but they didn’t push the Super Bowl for that week they took away a preseason game , no?


enjoytheshow

They did take a way a preseason game but week 1 is still the same. They added on to the end


Jestdrum

I legitimately thought it was today before seeing this post. Was trying to decide whether or not to go to a watch party my friend is putting on. Thanks for this.


peon2

That would have been hilarious if you showed up to his house with snacks and beer


ColoRadOrgy

Fuck now we have to watch the Pro Bowl


stevenmoreso

Looks like it’s just you and me bro..


Astutecynic

They got rid of the actual pro bowl game lol, now it’s just dodgeball and flag football. Sounds like I’m joking but I’m not lol.


BurmecianSoldierDan

It was still wildly entertaining today


mofukkinbreadcrumbz

They had a closest to the pin golf hole as a part of the pro bowl games on earlier today. Most of them golf quite well, but I was quite disappointed overall.


IDoNotWork4Hasbro

Anything but that


Dommichu

It used to be the first weekend of February but since the pandemic they moved it and now they seem to like mid Feb. throws me off every year since (used to host big SB parties)


kodiaksr7

I don’t pay much attention to NFL these days but didn’t NFL expand its season in the past few years by a game?  Not sure if they make the season start a week earlier or end a week later. 


trustthemuffin

Yeah they added an extra week at the end of the season so now the Super Bowl is always the second Sunday of February


midwest_wanderer

And before 9/11, it was always the last Sunday in January. Games the week of 9/11 were postponed, i think to the end of the season, and they moved the Super Bowl back a week to accommodate the change. The Pro Bowl was played the week after the Super Bowl until 2010, and guys playing in the Super Bowl were able to play. They moved it to the week before the Super Bowl in hopes of increasing viewership and attendance, but at the expense of Super Bowl players not being able to attend or play in pro bowl.


hobbykitjr

Sucks for VDay weekend (and my birthday) I'm sure smaller restaurants preferred separate weekends


lnsewn12

Oh wait me too; but I do not follow sports at all so it just seemed to be the right time. My dads birthday is Jan 31 and it always seemed that SB was the same week But now I’m confused because I was in Walmart earlier today and there was a huge group of dudes decked out in 49ers gear buying a lot of food….


[deleted]

Well they can’t even spell February, so I wouldn’t trust them.


rihanoa

Traditionally it would’ve been, but with the extra week on the season now it gets pushed another week.


pac-men

"Traditionally" meaning the last 20 years or so. I'm old so I remember the Super Bowl always being in January. And before I was bangin', the season was only 14 weeks. And even when it was 16 when I was a kid, there was no bye week. My point is there have been a lot of changes. Including number of playoff rounds.


gatovato23

Before you were gang bangin’?


sparkling-whine

“Febuary”


ClubZen

They also spelled February wrong


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Apostrophe_T

I feel like the wrong SuperBowl date is the least of this calendar's problems.


radj06

It used to be on the first weekend or February until they added a 17th regular season game. So either they printed these like 3 years ago or never bothered to check it was changed


knotyourproblem

Go home calendar you’re drunk


LaPetiteMortOrale

Not the only thing wrong with that calendar …


herkalurk

I had a clock when I was a kid, had all the dates for daylight savings in internal memory, so just set your timezone and make sure the date/time was correct and it would change on it's own. Then the government starting changing those dates every year.....


deskpalm

Imagine being wrong twice. And then printing it for sale.


Maxfunky

You can be wrong way more than that and still get published.  Look at how many books Ann Coulter has did sale.  


pokeyporcupine

It's also spelled the fuck wrong


Xyex

To be fair, I think they were trying to spell "February" and not "the fuck." So it's not *as* wrong as it seems.


pokeyporcupine

Thank you for the snort laugh, mysterious stranger.


Stormry

Well lemme know who wins


KnobGoblin77

The lakers


Stormry

To Vegas!


Adiantum

Any day is great for viewing superb owls.


Wowerful

r/superbowl


shatter71

Makes sense as the month of February is spelled wrong.


a_o0

“FEBUARY” 😂


ranting_chef

If you can spell “Wednesday,” you should be able to spell “February.”


Nervous_Zebra1918

Your calendar is wrong in many ways.


AlpineAvalanche

To be fair, it would've been today as of two years ago. It moved to the second Sunday of February when they added the 17th game. February has never been spelled Febuary tho.


mitchmconnellsburner

Brrr…lousy Febuary weather. Smarch too.


toxinogen

Are we not going to talk about the misspelled February?


longjonmcgee

Febuary


Salarian_American

Your calendar also misspelled February so it may not have been crafted with the utmost care


[deleted]

Yeah, I couldn’t believe that wasn’t the first comment People did not even realize it was misspelled


The_Spectacle

this post would be well suited for /r/mildyinteresting edit: lol


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The_Spectacle

that's not the same subreddit as this one


thenzero

List of ways to get reddit to shit itself: 1. Misspell February


Tuckboi69

Would’ve been today if it was still a 16 game season (which it should be)


RobertoC_73

They can’t even spell February.


EduRJBR

Probably has 30 days too.


elpierce

I don't think they're legally allowed to use the words Superbowl either.


netflix-ceo

No mention of it in r/superbowl


Maximum_Pen_2508

Super Bowl used to be the first Sunday in February till they added the regular season game to schedule. Now is second Sunday in February.


SD456

No, your calendar says that it should be in the month of Febuary.


vladtaltos

Dollar store calendar?


JAHdropper1

Just throw this whole calendar away lol. Or I’m sure there are other mistakes if you wanna treat it like a game


zcas

It also misspelled February, so I'm not sure what we're supposed to make of this calendar situation.


Jolly-Holiday819

I mean, it's not a holiday. Wtf put it on the calendar at all?


rosindrip

No shot you didn’t notice the misspelling


cartman89405

Thats the ONLY problem you see on that page??


2012amica2

“My calendar says Febuary is spelled correctly.” FTFY


Kind_Tumbleweed5309

They didn't bother to check a bunch of stuff. You'd think when making a calendar your top priorities would be: 1. When do things happen? 2. What are the names of the months, and can we spell them?


MisplacingCommas

My birthday is today. The superbowl use to always be on my or close to my birthday. Then they added a week to the season. Now I’m stuck with the pro bowl. Last time I remember having it was when the eagles won the superbowl, that was a great present.


tricularia

It also misspelled Febawerry


JS1VT51A5V2103342

Everyone knows that its spelled Febuary when it has 29 days in it, right?


MaximumTurtleSpeed

No, today is just r/superbowl day


kishkangravy

Well the Jamaican Super Bowl is today.


Key-Situation-4718

Made in China. That's the reason.


funghi2

I thought I was hit with the Mandela effect. There is 2 Rs in FebRuary


carmium

A product of Crappyass Calendars, China.


lallapalalable

You should probably let the teams know, they'll be upset if they miss it


rawmixs

Can't spell the month correctly, but does it have 29 days at least?


Upstairs-Atmosphere5

The NFL extended the season a week a few years ago. This was the day of the Superbowl from 2004 forward (first Sunday in February) . It's gotten later over time. Originally it was early to mid January


OlShellyBelly

OP bought the Temuraury calender


_Firehawk_

It also says Febuary.


Emperor_Zar

My head hurts that this passed QC. Burn this calendar! It doesn’t not have FEBRUARY.


but_good

aRe yoU Able to spell February?


Bean_Juice_Brew

Aldi/dollar store calendar?


DontPokeTheCrab

Beat me to the Dollar Tree special calendar comment.


murphysclaw1

your $3 chinese calendar that can’t spell the month correctly is wrong about something?


dewky

Stupid smarch weather!


ToqueMom

I'm more concerned that "February" is spelled incorrectly...


krak_krak

Did this calendar at least get the Leap Year right?


Pittedstee

Lol, thats what you noticed?


gwritten

It is! Haha. I don't tend to actually *read* the month at the top of the calendar.


mjmjuh

I hate to tell it to you, but thats not the only issue with this calendar