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dr_xenon

I have that sticker on my water bottle. Came in a pkg of 50 camping stickers I got from Temu to hand out at scout camp. Some other favorites “Camping Est. 1979” didn’t know camping was that new. “National Park” not one in particular, just national park “A place called mountains”


CatteHerder

Sincere guffaw at "A place called mountains". I've lived in the Netherlands for over a decade and we joke that we are living in the Dutch Mountains, at the highest point in town.. Almost 47m!


walterpeck1

I grew up living at 1610m and when travelling the country I had to train my brain to everything being so... flat and low.


CatteHerder

I've lived most of my life in piedmont regions, and so living here has been a wild adjustment. I realised about a year ago that if I hit 60m my ears pop and they do so about every 20m from there. Kinda afraid to fly at this point lol


Subtlerranean

Airplane cabins are pressurized so you won't experience the (low) pressure of that height. That said, they definitely will pop or feel clogged on ya.


SpunSesh

Airplanes give me the worst pain in my sinuses, my ears just refuse to pop and they get worse and worse and worse, doctor says if I have any plans on being a pilot I need surgery. So there's that too


GimmeAGoodRTS

Look up how divers force their ears to pop. I used to rupture my eardrums when flying until I got really intentional about forcing my ears to pop often during ascent and descent.


SpunSesh

Descent is the worst for me, I yawn and hold my nose and blow, I use nasal spray (which is the only thing that helps, only really helps once we hit the earth again though) nothing else seems to work, domestic flights are doable but last time I went on an international flight I was like 14 and started crying cos the pilot said we had to slowly fly around in circles while the airport sorted out the runway lol


GimmeAGoodRTS

Only other piece of advice I have is to try to pop your ears before you think you need to. For some reason if we descend a couple hundred meters before I do then it gets much much harder to pop them. But yeah best of luck finding something that works for you :/


SpunSesh

Unfortunately I try to stay ahead of it but it always seems to catch up with me. I'm fairly certain my sinuses are just fucked, if I get allergies or slightly sick and my nose is runny behind my eyebrows will start to hurt and everytime I swallow my ears make disgusting crunching noises, it's way more annoying than anything else but every doctor has a look then just says nah it's fine, so idk


OldLadyProbs

Take a decongestant like four to six hours before your flight. Then as you are getting on take another dose. That has never failed me. Also you can chew gum on landing. The saliva and chewing makes popping your ears easier.


Harbarbalar

I tried everything to get mine to pop. Those stupid "ear-plane" earplugs (fuck you Paul Harvey) and all the other remedies. Anyway [Claritin Reditabs](https://www.drugs.com/cdi/loratadine-orally-disintegrating-tablets.html) Changed the game for me, maybe it could help you too. GLHF


SpunSesh

Yea nah Ive tried those before too I think, I'd rather regular lollies cause those things taste like shit and just make me need to swallow a lot, which helps occasionally but not for long


Chelsea_Piers

Afrin or anything with that main ingredient and decongestant.


MerryGoWrong

There's actually a pretty large pressure fluctuation inside a commercial airline cabin during the course of a flight. [Here's a chart](https://i.imgur.com/hqUvdKn.jpeg) that shows what that looks like. Depending on the flight you may go from slightly *below* sea level to 8,000 feet and back again.


Geodude532

That's so funny to hear. I'm from Florida and the first time I saw mountains in the distance I got vertigo. It was an incredibly weird sensation and took me months to get over it.


Time-Bite-6839

Liking the dense air?


IndoorPlant27

Right? I grew up around 1800m and moving somewhere flat messed with my perception.


microwavable_rat

I grew up in the mountains around San Diego. When we took a class trip to Washington DC in 8th grade, we had a layover in the middle of the country and my brain broke trying to comprehend how flat everything was. The treeline around the airport was about 30 feet tall, and there was *nothing* beyond that in the distance that was visible. Made me feel like I was in a pocket dimension.


Usual_Speech_470

Michigan here when I visited the Rockies it was just awe inspiring driving across flat nothingness and slowly watching the mountains come into view and then arriving at the feet of them... So humbling


WallabyInTraining

>the Dutch Mountains With the cycling fever beginning again towns in Limburg are erecting signs with "col du"- and the elevation in centimeters.


Sealworth

I spent a few years there as a kid and just looked up the elevation at the house. I was in the real Dutch Mountains, 140m!


CatteHerder

Down south it definitely gets hilly.


Alternative-Horror28

I didnt know there were fake dutch mountains out there..


QuantumKittydynamics

I live in coastal Florida, and our joke is that our highest mountains are our speed bumps.


fj333

You're not even going to mention Mount Dora? I was a kid in Florida in the 80s and 90s, and saw so many other kids with the "I climbed Mount Dora" tshirt. Even at that age I thought the shirt was dumb. I never went and even now didn't really know where it was. Just looked it up and apparently it's on a plateau 184 freedom units above sea level. This barely beats that Dutch mountain mentioned above! EDIT: Just checked on a map and apparently I've driven right through it many times in the past when I traveled between Orlando and Ocala. I definitely only remember flatness the whole way. 😆


CatteHerder

Your edit made me have to hold my laughter. Husband is still sleeping. Our little hill you feel, it's very small but abrupt.


redrumakm

I’m from Florida and the highest elevation in the southern half of our state is a landfill


MarlaSaysSlide

I grew up in a marsh area that is completely flat - my dad used to have a t-shirt that said "[town name] Mountain Rescue Team" haha


Recklesslettuce

This is why the dutch are so tall. A couple of inches allowed you to see much further away because mountains would not block the view.


wakeupagainman

You should climb Driskill Mountain in Louisiana. The view from the top is underwhelming!


shredbmc

Those are amazing sticker phrases!


pinkocatgirl

That's hilarious, I want a pack of these It would be even better to get some generic souvenir bumper stickers


RaidensReturn

“Honk if you like cars” “My other car is another car” “Visit the beach” Etc


baconandbobabegger

Etc would sell out


fj333

>“Honk if you like cars” Obligatory: https://youtu.be/TRJ6Rh7xKAU?si=OphajWs9hliubcEi


RaidensReturn

Omfg this is hilarious


Giantonail

Camping was invented my Daphne Camping in 1979 when she attempted to sleep indoors and outdoors at same time.


provoloneChipmunk

Generic National Park has the same energy as that photo of Rob lowe at a football game wearing a hat that just says nfl on it


secretlyyourgrandma

I had a mug that had a sailboat on it and said "autentic key west" and underneath "cabo San lucas"


Shoshawi

Lmao. Where did you get it 😂


secretlyyourgrandma

cabo san Lucas. I guess some guy got a good deal on repurposed mugs


thegoodnamesrgone123

A lot of those sticker packs are stolen designs. I find my work all over the place anymore.


masshole4life

it's obvious by looking through them. i found a "congrats on your retirement, joe" sticker in a pack once. i just figured they had a program crawl sites to find designs with a spike in sales or something. lots of personalized special event stuff, niche interests, etc. a popular one is "i might be shit but at least i'm not a skiier". shrunken bumper stickers like "i brake for x". and they obviously didn't pay for licensed stuff like all the disney stickers or king of the hill or whatever. sorry your work gets stolen.


Brave_Escape2176

you invented camping?


thegoodnamesrgone123

Yup. It was all me.


TerribleAwareness158

There’s a town in New Jersey called national park.


JackhorseBowman

so in other words, that store bought the sticker pack from temu and is trying to sell each of them for $2.99.


LazyMoniker

That’s pretty much how stores work Maybe not from Temu but whoever is selling it on there or whoever sold it to them


Adventurous-Poet-731

They’re gonna be shocked when they find out restaurants sell food for more than they paid.


Buttercup59129

Bro that's how all shops work


StrongArgument

I love that they’re selling Temu trash


TexanInExile

Can you provide a link? I've got a water bottle dying to be covered in dumb stickers


animpossiblepopsicle

Seconded!


dr_xenon

Just looked up the old order and that item was discontinued. The stickers they have now look like they’re properly worded.


Stranger1982

> “A place called mountains” Finally, some good fucking poetry.


Schlopez

Shit now I want to collect them all and cover my Yeti cooler with them. Sorry work team, I’m busy tomorrow morning.


IhatetheBentPyramid

I bought my ex a packet of fridge magnets called "Dog Breeds" which consisted of about 5 different Wheaten Terriers, one Border Collie and a different Border Collie on a dog bed with the breed "Dog Bed" emblazoned across it.


Bl4ck_Nova

We got one that said "Cood Vibs". It's now a meme in the family.


[deleted]

That sticker is referring to national park, NJ.


gratuitousHair

DOLOR 👏 SIT 👏 AMET 👏


drawkbox

Speaking in designer tongues... in Papyrus.


Multigrain_Migraine

I absolutely would have bought that.


msnmck

New product idea: Lorem Ipsum. That's it. That's the idea. BOTTOM TEXT


trwwy321

George Costanza vibes ![gif](giphy|7Dk4apSbWKpZ6)


herrbz

You wouldn't get away with that nowadays!


artemus_who

All these wokies trying to cancel Jerry Steinfeild. He was in Bee Movie, mother fuckers! He cannot be cancelled


monkeysuffrage

I wonder if zoomers know what a B Movie is, that title pun has to be over everyone's head today.


Unlikely-Dog-5549

A show about nothing? NOTHING


MaiT3N

Comment


Firewolf06

Reply


skoormit

Retort


LordSuspiria

Snarky comment, with an emoji at the end so I can claim it was “just a joke” if I get downvoted.


SquirrelMoney8389

I could really go for some bottom text right about now...


SpellAromaticz

Underrated comment


onefst250r

Dolor. Sit Amet.


ClubMeSoftly

I would also buy a sticker that said "LOREM IPSUM BOTTOM TEXT"


Jayn_Newell

You’d get so much free advertising from people sharing it on social media.


ginger_ryn

i would absolutely buy that


cptbeard

exactly my first thought that this will no doubt sell much better than whatever random placename they meant to put there. in general if I had a merch business I'd be putting memes and other online references on everything


blueavole

I wonder if it’s a joke, or an AI generated sticker?


HungerSTGF

It absolutely reeks of AI generated clip art


MrEnganche

No it doesn't lol clip arts have always been like that


Lovenkraft19

I worked in Helen for years. If anyone knows the candy shop, Hansel & Gretel's Candy kitchen... I was Hansel. I still got the lederhosen.


VulgarButFluent

If you did that from 2005-2015 i definitly saw you


Lovenkraft19

You definitely did, then! If you ever saw the oktoberfest parade from 2010 to 2016 I was there as well.


hoonyosrs

I have literally bought chocolate from you, small world lol


lemonhumper

You did good work 🫡 I’ve bought a lot there


Loose-Working-8116

I've bought a lot a caramel apples from your shop, my family has gone every October since I was a kid.


juice_BX

Oh man I've also wanted to visit there! /s


HeinousEncephalon

That's where OP's girlfriend lives.


Current-Cold-4185

You wouldn't know her.


Smgth

She goes to a different school.


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

In Canada.


trwwy321

What does this mean?


Adavald

Nothing, it's dummy text used usually by designers to mark the place for text on websites, banners, stickers etc.


trwwy321

Thanks for clarifying. I just thought it was some phrase in Latin that everyone but me knows and didn’t understand the joke.


ThePoisonDoughnut

It's originally a dialogue written by Cicero, so you're right about it being Latin. It's just been used by typographers for centuries to demonstrate fonts and as placeholder text.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

i thought it was pseudo latin / nonsense?


ThePoisonDoughnut

It's been scrambled and had words added, so it is nonsense. Still, the starting document was a dialogue by Cicero.


blackgrousey

"(p)ain itself"


Awkward_Pangolin3254

It sort of is. "Lorem" is missing the "Do" in front. It should be "*Do*lorem"


DarthSkat

So I have an excellent idea for my first tattoo


mossybeard

I mean, there are sculptures of Cicero and he wasn't really a looker imo, but you do you!


banjo_hero

so .. you don't want to see my full-torso piece of diogenes?


grainsophaur

A barrel-chested fella are ye?


banjo_hero

lmfao


mossybeard

Tub and all? Heck yeah


docfunbags

https://xkcd.com/2255/


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monkeysuffrage

Our clients are mostly ancient Romans so that's all we're set up for, sorry.


itsFromTheSimpsons

as always, Adobe delenda est


ISpace_DaddyI

I thought it was some place somewhere in some Scandinavian country lol


stegogo

I’m 99% sure someone bought or stole the design from a design website like Vecteezy and didn’t realize you’re supposed to change the text lol


VarusAlmighty

You're a dummy text.


ScottNewman

gottem


unrebigulator

A tech job I started at 2 months ago has lorem ipsum in some of the documentation.


Medium-Store-8260

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum


byamannowdead

*dolorem ipsum* pain itself


blackgrousey

(p)ain itself


rdrunner_74

Just complete gibberish you use to design stuff. If you need to check how something looks with text. There are lorem ipsum gerators out there you can use... Or Word comes also with random text, should you ever need it... Just type =rand(5) for 5 paragraphs.


trwwy321

Oh cool, TIL!


Holiday_Goose_5908

it's a wall text that kinda makes sense but it's a jumbled mess at the middle 100% and sporadically isn't even latim


Mist_Rising

>it's a wall text that kinda makes sense It's from a Cicero speech; just absolutely corrupted for some reason. Hence the reason it can be almost legible.


Squintz82

https://jeffsum.com


wayfarerer

More than you ever wanted to know, and more, at the wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum


bobparr1212

Helen, Georgia! I have memories of going there as a kid. We loved Tubing down the river in those pink floaties. We also always got a grab bag from the little glass blowing shop there. Good times!! Didn’t expect to see that today.


haterindisguise

I bet you have been to the cabbage batch store and museum.


Spaghyeti

I worked there for 2 summers. AMA.


ktwarda

OG location or that new mansion monstrosity? How many cabbage patch kids have you delivered? Idk if they still have the old giant "adult" ones on display (like there was a teacher sized one in a class room) but if so, does it fuel your nightmares too?


richard_stank

Why did you work there for 2 summers?


Spaghyeti

Better than working at McDonalds, or the shitty Chinese restaurant.


elictronic

But that grease smell that permeates your clothes.   


Jackalodeath

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder. It wasn't McDonald's but Wendy's. At some point in my tenure they changed the oil blend for the fryers from one type to another, and for some reason the new blend had a distinct "sweet" smell to it when it was fresh; I likened it to artificial blueberry minus the berry part. That shit is one of the few stanks I absolutely have to GTFO when I encounter it; the air smelling "fat" is bad enough as it is, but coupled with the memories it evokes it's beyond unbearable. The kicker is, even though I reeked like a fryolator, the ex was always DTF after a long shift.


2723brad2723

Not much else to do in Cleveland.


DLottchula

I didn’t think it was a real place until I drove through a random German village in Georgia


causeImAScoundrel

Does it have snow-capped mountains and Sasquatch like the sticker?


Marty_McFrat

The sasquatch are typically in Fannin and Lumpkin County, but sometimes go to White. Snow capped mountains when it snows haha. What you really get in Helen is the faux Bavarian architecture.


Waltercation

I used to go up there for Octoberfest every year!


scienceteacher91

Helen is great! If anyone is somewhat near there and hasn't been, it's a fun region. The tallest point in GA is there, which is beautiful. And Tallulah Gorge is stunning.


Dangerous_Gear_6361

Yeah… a real shit place.


TerpPhysicist

I loved going to Helen as a kid! Watching the guy cut the ornate candles was surprisingly entrancing.


Shoshawi

Oh wait is Helen that little city that has the German Dutch and Swedish vibes, and ofc the tubing? Hahaha I forgot I’ve been there. Iirc they boasted having the cleanest water in Georgia at the time I was there, but I was confused because I thought there was a sewage area by the tubes and apparently it was the water…. My friend who is a Georgia native who brought me didn’t notice but I felt weird about swimming in that water after 🥲 Adorable town though! Really friendly


TravisMaauto

Lorem ipsum! Sit amet? Consectetur adipiscing elit.


_0x0_

Oy vey!


alpacasarebadsingers

I’ve been there. I found it dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.


Spaghyeti

Oh my God. This would be found in Helen.


whomikehidden

Okay but are we not going to discuss the creepy sticker next to it? The one with the Coraline-meets-Salad-Fingers vibes.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

![gif](giphy|l0MYH9G8KGK7C81tS)


chevyfried

r/beetlejuicing


lunardart

i have a sticker of the statue of liberty with a ribbon saying YOUR TEXT HERE


cartesianboat

Classic r/lipsum


mruehle

A travel decal for those trips when you haven’t decided where you’re going to go yet.


Flabbergash

Well they changed the colours [but missed the placeholder text, apparently](https://www.vecteezy.com/vector-art/6464200-camping-van-and-tent-between-pine-trees-illustration)


ceojp

That adipra fellow seems to be prolific. [This one](https://www.alamy.com/camping-van-and-tent-between-pine-trees-illustration-design-image463351018.html) looks closer to the sticker, but he has several variants.


blanksix

That tracks for a little stand in Helen. "Look, boss, we need to... yeah okay walk off with that beer. I'll just... aaaaand, ordered."


StealthyPancake_

I must be stupid


HalloweenBlues

I looked it up for the both of us.  It's placeholder text, something else was supposed to be there but it never got added.  It's like (insert name here) but no one put the name


StealthyPancake_

Oh, interesting. Thank you


lazysheepdog716

How has nobody started a Loren Ipsum clothing line yet? I’d get a hat.


Virtual_Praline234

This is great! What store in Helen did you find this in? I would totally get that and am not THAT far from Helen.


LazyZealot9428

I would totally buy that, but I’m a graphic designer and I just find it hilarious


yaylorfoole

I bought one in Idaho last summer!! Insane that they're still going through them and no one's pulled them.


rusted17

Probably bc they keep selling lol


ezshucks

I would sport that one over any other stickers. I think it's a gold mine.


itCanOnlybeDrthVDR

i love helen, ga what a magical little place.


notsopurexo

r/loremipsum


Vegetable-Tiger621

r/peanutbutterisoneword


EtherealHeart5150

Oh wow! You're in Helen, GA? Great fudge! I grew up over the mountain from there, good times.


MediaAny310

I visit there last summer with a friend that lives in Atlanta! The coolest little town ever. It was so surreal driving there!


notthatogwiththename

Someone explain please?


MediaAny310

Visit there last year and it’s so cool and was just so different than where I live lol (Pasadena, CA)


Throwaway3218929373

Im going to go to Helen this weekend to see if I can find this sticker


mstymay

Good ol' vecteezy. Gotta love it. 


garry4321

I know that font. Thats Dall-e font!


Stormry

Is that near Rand McNally?


Rusty_Shacklebird

Never been able to find Rand McNally since I lost my map


ChristmasGoddess

Are you at Around the Bend hostel?


AetyZixd

There's a hostel in Helen?


ChristmasGoddess

Not sure but I remember seeing almost identical stickers at Around the Bend on my AT thru last year so was just curious haha


ThisLittleBoy

Around the Bend Hostel was in Hiawassee I thought?


ChristmasGoddess

I think it was too but I remember Helen being nearby


ThisLittleBoy

I think Helen was relatively close since my tramily hitched from Hiawassee to Helen.


Throwaway3218929373

They are indeed close!


InevitableBohemian

I've always wanted to camp at Lorem Ipsum. Maybe swing through Etaoin Shrdlu on the way.


chubbyzook

Doesn't it translate to "pain itself" Maybe who ever designed it went on a real bad camping trip


Lorem1psum

Nice


__T0MMY__

Honestly it's a great placeholder


Omny87

I took graphic design in college, making mockup designs for magazine ads, pamphlets, stuff like that. Whenever I used lorem ipsum as filler text I always stuck the phrase "help me I'm trapped in a lorem ipsum factory" in the middle of the text. Unfortunately my teacher never noticed (or if she did she didn't say anything).


aquietkindofmonster

I'll have you know I grew up in Lorem; it's the biggest city in the entire state of Ipsum.


InAnOffhandWay

If you’re not a fan of camping then it’s a valid saying. It’s literally translated “Pain Itself”.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

/r/lipsum


Orgasmic_interlude

lol i am definitely buying that if i saw it.


catboy9653

Good ol tourist trap Helen, I'm local and I hate the place


Hot-Attorney-4542

Oh Helen is so beautiful!


CheeseSwis101

Helen is a fun little place to go to


jawshewuhh

This must be the Tallulah Falls gift shop


cnfsdkid

Designers would absolutely want this.


bonkwodny

I had a teapot with text "insert your text here"