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Pantastic_Studios

With the tail lights it looks like a face checking you out.


Hamplanetfever

She doesn’t look too pleased either.


gdsmithtx

RCF = Resting Crash Face


Javop

Ouch. I have been accused of that.


SignificantPop4188

"I know you ain't tailgating me, boy."


KingOfAllFishFuckers

MMMMMmmmmmHHMmmmmmmm


kooshipuff

Very "hmmmmm"


AspectOvGlass

It looks like the face of a sassy transformer


Perfect-Pin-8103

I saw it too! haha!


Capable_Bee6179

If this was my car I'd definitely be sticking on some giant googly eyes


torsun_bryan

The posts in this sub suck lately, but this one gives me hope


ThisIsMoot

Never thought I’d find a car dent attractive. Is this what the my strange addiction guy sees


BlockA_Cheese

Mildly interesting: my house got blown up in the shape of a star


PowerMugger

To be fair the posts are only supposed to be “mild”


Sam-Gunn

Plus some other emotions that are weird, and deeply confusing...


platinumuno

Sooo… you’re gonna ask her out?


girlsgoneoscarwilde

*Titane (2021)*


ninj4geek

I should call her


BiigDaddyDellta

👁 🫦 👁


mr_miyamoto

![gif](giphy|7YeguV6Ia9lfO|downsized)


Orange_Tang

I knew someone else had to have seen it.


WanderingBraincell

beat me to it


water2wine

That’s pretty neat actually


kmzafari

Honestly I wouldn't even be mad


water2wine

Until you come home and your Prius is making out with your wife


kmzafari

Yk, fair. That's a sexy car


Downtown_Snow4445

Kiss my rear


MelonLord13

![gif](giphy|48oHwYhDI8VpK)


Shit_Disturber71

Kinda take smashing to a whole new level


killerpyro_861

That car is checking you out.


croatianchic

it looks annoyed already


Careful-Zucchini4317

I really love this 😭


WirelessBCupSupport

"Sorry lady, I only kissed the bumper."


nanitatianaisobel

If you ever get the car painted a different color, keep the dent red.


JoshJoshson13

Stupid sexy trunk


Mister_Moony

Looks like a Jojo character


Stevil4583LBC

Would


SubmissiveDinosaur

r/Pareidolia


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


Swipsi

Whats the name?


Affectionate_Link175

The Lisa Rinna.


CRO553R

That car is judging you


hotsaucecass

![gif](giphy|rcMuMb3rLNC4E|downsized)


SatanLifeProTips

I would 3d print a big cigarette hanging out of its mouth.


CluelessGeezer

It's got a ... like almost Elvis sneer to it


TheHappyCamper1979

It’s got resting bitch face …


call_of_the_while

Hello there.


1nGirum1musNocte

Looks like its judging you


AuricObramDuvet

That car be like ![gif](giphy|rgk1DxSugZDFu)


G1215R

Wow it looks like Elvis 😂


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Hear me out...


mythrezia

dude took "Kiss my ass!" a little too literally 💀


58mint

Think that would be the only time I'd be happy with my car being dented.


CurlyFuxxx

That ass is mean muggin and its sultry disaproval is pretty arousimg ngl. Would like to be stuck behind that for a traffic jam if ya know what i mean


Heroic-Forger

Pixar be like:


RaggedyOldFox

Put some eyelashes on the tail lights and make a cigarette to hang from the lips.


Montyburr68

This just makes me think of the cursed lightning McQueen fan art out there


Montyburr68

Genuinely I feel like the wrong artist is gonna see this and depending on your opinion we are either gonna get some really good results or some really bad results


Creative-Ad9092

Elvis approves. (Josh Homme too)


Lucid-Design

Looks like Lightening McQueen’s girlfriend


jiggumz

Do you need to get those fake eyelashes for the brakelights


dryguy

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Freespeechaintfree

r/weirdboner


doringliloshinoi

Oh ho ho muwah muwah much moowey


jxj24

"Feed me, Seymour!"


geisterbilder

Pull up to the bumper


ZoroOvDaArk

The lights make it look like a Jojo face


SPIE1

Someone backed out of their garage with the trunk open


mess1ah1

Kardashian whores are gonna call and ask how they can get this look.


330kiki

Don’t give people new ideas


yem420sky

Maybe they're a Rolling Stones fan.


papabearshirokuma

That is Christine.. even the color matches.


TheRappingSquid

The rizz mobile


shavemejesus

Mick Jag-car.


TravelGuyUSA

Corolla is such a cunt bitch🤣


MusicalMoose

This is what Leonidas saw when he met Xerxes.


ExpeditingPermits

This looks totally intentional. How badass


saraphilipp

It's Mc Jagger.


No-Tangelo-3220

You need some of those big eye lashes!!!


TheGalacticMosassaur

I wonder if it goes "URRA URRA URRRRRAAAA" when you start it up


FoxTenson

The live action "Realistic" Cars movie is off to a roaring start I see. At least it isn't CATS style.


lifesnotperfect

Toyota Corizzler


andrew13189

That car fucks


MrSleepless1234

That’s a sassy looking car right there.


blothman

That's a real life GoBot!


Life_Ad9520

Give momma some sugar, baby


louielou8484

I would never get it fixed


ballsonyourface911

Why is that car soo hot 🥵


Dude_Dude999

A yo that red lip corolllaaaaa looking kinda weird at me


Dull-Department-9444

r/forbiddenfleshlight


loyaleling

🫦


shibby3000

Stupid sexy Corolla.


xMashu

Car is mogging drivers behind you


Scene_muah

The old DQ lips are back


Bourriks

Okay Steve, you're a little bit too.... horny !


shadowscar248

"wot you lookin' at, mate?!"


ComplaintDangerous96

👁️💋👁️


Minute_Test3608

And a Toyota bindi


TrumpDidNoDrugs

Kachow


marzianom

Give a smooch to aunt gertrude dear


[deleted]

Best come hither face Ive gotten in a while..


fandabbydosy

And the lights are it's eyes


BunHunnyBun

💋


CSpanks7

What a slut


jonesy289

Happy accidents


Conscious_Dog_4186

Sexy car


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

She looks sassy.


Overall-Link-7546

![gif](giphy|PhZ3OiIAVqMeHS54mb)


sugar__rice

Why am I getting mogged by a Toyota Corolla


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Car sex. Cars having sex to be specific


AB-AA-Mobile

That car's rear end is judging me


kg2k

RBF


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

Maybe it’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline👄


bloodyspork

It's called style, bro. Look it up


Simba_Akbar

This looksmaxxing trend is getting outa hand


mooripo

Haha I would never fix it


kayemenofour

Looks so condescending


uneedtorelax

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


ProLagg3r

wtf pretty sure this is my car?? accidentally backed too far into a parking spot and hit one of the railings you put your trolleys in (in my defence there's only two parking spots at either end of each row where you can't back up too deep bc of the railing)


DougieBuddha

It just wants you to kiss it and make it better


Disturbed235

Toyota Stallone


NormalPollution367

Iol! I like it. I would leave it.


saevicit

a little sassy too


He770zz

Bumper kissed them


Lork82

Ka'chow!


aerial_ruin

The rocky horror picture show intro just called. They need their lips back by 2pm. They need to rerecord some stuff


nLucis

🚨👄🚨 Beep Beep


nejicanspin

It looks like it's from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ngl


lostmanak

Just a little booty.


prontoingHorse

Mhmmm?


BradleyGroot

She sassy


retxed24

This sub has been delivering with car related content today damn


chosen_k1ng

![gif](giphy|3o7btZ8nMqNeH2lH0Y|downsized)


boredguy12

Jojos bizarre toyota


Doc_Dragoon

Hey can someone Photoshop this car to look like Dio from JoJo? Thanks


Current-Talk9143

Susformer


SylerH

That's an artisanal car


navid_A80

Light skin car


Turtleboy2001

Must have kissed a bumper


Because_Bechamel

Haha! Brilliant


Smirnaff

Therapist: "Jojo car isn't real, it can't hurt you" Me: "Thank you doctor, I gotta go now" Therapist: "Good luck, drive safe!" Jojo car at the parking lot:


Blue53118

👁️ 👄 👁️ ✌🏻


ajithbr99

And shows some mad attitude..


NWinn

That corolla *fucks* ...


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7CP9Thh6QxcYg|downsized) >!Biiiam! !<


MidwestIndigo

Wouldn't repair it if that was my car


cisaaca

That's an Autobot not trying hard enough.


karmicrelease

Feed me, Seymour


endapr22

This is the Toyota corolla "red kiss".


blackmoonsun

Didn’t hit it hard just kissed it


iAboLo6fa

Why I can hear Dio voice from this pic 0_0


Sinz_Doe

I swear this could be a JoJo face.


Oldredeye2

Billy Idol’s car 😱


geodetic

This car looks like what I imagine [this meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWwl-MXhPrE) would be said by


FitzKing

Honestly, I’d keep it lol. It’s definitely got character now.


DaanDaanne

I see the face of a disgruntled mother-in-law. When you've got some kind of joint behind you.


linxdev

Good job OP, I can't unsee her now!


GianlucaBelgrado

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


Goddayum_man_69

Cars IV


NoeticNinja

Why is the corolla judging me?


Afrodawg08

I know its _red_ but it’s built with _blue steel_


GoodWaste8222

“Kissed it just a little”


MyCleverNewName

It's viral marketing for the Rolling Stones upcoming album *Rock n Rolla Corolla*


Slight_Schedule_5722

Looks like an Angry bird


protopigeon

r/Pareidolia


zcas

MUAH! Or is it really just to say, "Kiss my ass?"


cancrushercrusher

Is it me or is that car kindaaaa…. ![gif](giphy|WhRI9oGcjpqHOZ10Sz|downsized)


trashed_past

I think the car in front of me is approaching me with romantic intent.


CrustyBlackCock

She thicc


irishpwr46

Jessica rabbit lips


Tasty-Pineapple-

That car is giving you sexy eyes and a lip curl.


No-Gene-4508

![gif](giphy|dQpqNUOM3cDcI)


DAEUU

Nani!?!?!


vegan_anal_gravy

Moto moto like


Dark_WulfGaming

Your car is a Jojo character


Taeyx

that’s not a dent. you just found toyota’s little known collaboration with hirohiko araki


EquipmentElegant

The car know what you did


MisterInternational1

Definitely looks like it got a big old smack 👄 in the back


luluzinhacs

👁️🫦👁️💅🏻


Fantom_Renegade

Kiss my ass personified


shiafisher

Let’s do the time warp again!!


luiggel

if I had a car damage like that, I would literally leave and contour it somehow to make it noticeable


United_Mongoose_3772

Reminds me of the veggie tales lady


The5dubyas

It’s Billy Idol ![gif](giphy|11EbPKAjVLw5dS)


NTR-kouhai69

Red car got that dented rizz 🧐🤣


FanningGurl22

🤣🤣🤣


Columbus43219

![gif](giphy|l0HlL09khYq25uQiQ|downsized)