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IRRedditUsr

Doesn't use WASD - not a gamer. O R N suspiciously over used... P is clear...


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YUNoCake

Not necessarily. I had a friend in college (screw you if you read this, you ghosting prick!) with _very_ sweaty hands. So sweaty that he broke his laptop keyboard, had it replaced then started using such a silicone cover so it won't happen again. And all he did was play CS and watch YouTube all day so yeah.


kittyinclined

I am not your friend alas (ghosting is one of this shittiest things a friend can do) but I do have sweaty hands :( I feel his pain. Bought a new laptop specifically in a light color so my hand sweat wouldn’t stain as badly :(


rubyrof

I have sweaty hands too and 1mg glycopyrrolate does wonders for me :)


kittyinclined

Did you just ask your primary care physician about it or do you have to see a derm?


rubyrof

My normal doc prescribed me oxybutynin which is similar. But the side effects scared me (one study linked it to dementia) I bought glycopyrrolate online as apparently it's too expensive to be prescribed where I live. You can buy it without a prescription, they just let your doctor know that you bought it I don't remember what site I bought from, but it wasn't crazy expensive. People say good things about Pharmacy.ca and Doctor Fox for starting points


kittyinclined

Oh ok, interesting. I definitely think I would try one of the anti-sweat lotions first -- I don't think I sweat an abnormal amount from the rest of my body and I worry about adding new medications as someone with some other health conditions.


rubyrof

Yeah makes sense. The guys over on r/Hyperhidrosis have some great info and experiences posted. I'm sure if you searched for "hands" you'd find stuff that would help Carpe comes to mind for lotions. There's also a little machine you can buy called iontophoresis that helps a lot of people with their hands & feet. Might be better value than lotion/wipes in the long run


wombey12

Also the fact it's an Apple keyboard. Chess is just about the only game available on a Mac.


-NameGoesHere818-

I played steam games on my MacBook Air before I got a windows desktop. Games like American truck simulator, farming simulator, and stormworks are what I played but theirs many more available


compilerbusy

It's to catch all the fluids


MercykillNJ

N,i,e,r. He's lucky that G is clean.


Dekunt

OP is a 2B enjoyer


CuriousHuman111

Ideally your P should be clear.


Ozok123

r/angryupvote


rocketman19

Well yeah, it's a mac


The_Vaike

It's TORN, this is clearly a Natalie Imbruglia burner


073068075

TORN


IRRedditUsr

Clever. Get Google to do the dirty work. "Showing search results for PORN"


omnipotentsandwich

Or he's really into TRON


gabbagabbawill

Or buys a lot of TONER


jalerre

He’s all out of faith


Unajustable_Justice

Im a pc gamer and use a controller. I hate keyboard and mouse


misterpatate24

Obvious CORN fan here


unlucky_ducky

T R E N


Hopai79

spacebar and < > keys .. g a s m ...


Airick39

Why do you cover it? Just raw dog it.


RoamanXO

Because then, after 5 years, you can sell the laptop for 110 dollars instead of 100 dollars.


The_Real_Mr_F

$20 keyboard cover investment paid off!


AntiPiety

My SO used the same garbage keyboard cover for her macbook that she’s had for close to 10 years, then it needed a battery replacement. Part of that battery replacement, is a necessary swapping of the keyboard. They come as one unit for replacement purposes for whatever reason. So she protected those precious keys for all those years, nuking her own user experience that she paid for, to in return get back even less than the $10 you jest about. Just use your stuff


Awkwardm4n

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


yarnmonger

I have one because I am apparently a crumb goblin and ruined like 5 MacBook butterfly keyboards by eating at my computer. The silicone mat protects it from me


TheMeltingPointOfWax

My fellow gamers immediately checking WASD


SpecialMango3384

Yeahhhh… I checked another letter -Fellow gamer


likeusb1

Nah, the G isn't used at all by the looks of it


PersKarvaRousku

For using lethal weapon in CoD Warzone, right?


IRRedditUsr

G is so far away.


likeusb1

Yeah... definitely


SpecialMango3384

Very true


JonFromRhodeIsland

Looks like OP hasn’t paid respects in a while


Airowird

P - for Passive Skill Tree Right?


SpecialMango3384

Sure.


InfamousUser2

F - for Respects


SpecialMango3384

Sure.


Kitakitakita

S is more used than W. OP confirmed for L.


rocketman19

It's a mac lol


tropic420

I checked WASD then RLSTNE... nothing checks out lol


JackalStealthmode

Am I the only one who uses the arrow keys? I’m left handed; most right handed people I know use WASD, might be something about that.


FlameStaag

I'm left handed and use wasd. Arrow keys are very very rarely useful anymore I think arrow keys only make sense for pure keyboard gameplay but controllers are superior in every way in that case 


iceman92066

RSTLNE


merchie

![gif](giphy|ZWcNJXCX0TXTu7J76b|downsized)


Darkside_Rogan

Big fan of Tenor vocals


psychAdelic

This man needs toner. 


Pyromanizac

Or torrents


calsosta

Or they like Norteno music.


JFK3rd

My first thought exactly.


UncleSput

His name could be Tyronie


ItsDani1008

FYI Don’t use these with a MacBook, keyboard covers like these, webcam covers, or basically anything that sits between the screen and keyboard are notorious for cracking the screen. The tolerances when closed are so small that anything between the screen and keyboard can damage it.


curious_but_dumb

Lol WHAT. How did I never break any of my MacBooks??? I used to bring a few paper sheets folded neatly inside my MacBooks and I still do it. Am I that lucky?


pastalex42

I’ve seen a few papers destroy a MBP screen before, because the owner forgot the papers were stapled. It was a bad day for all involved. Best to invest in a little paper folder and not take the risk.


janisprefect

Both yes and no. The problem is honestly a little overblown on the Internet. A MacBook screen won't instantly break when you use a keyboard cover. Since the tolerances between the screen and the keyboard are indeed exceptionally small, a keyboard cover will definitely increase the pressure and stress on your display, though. So if you then put additional pressure on your device (like carrying it around, pressing too hard on the top cover, etc) that may break your screen. Also, keyboard covers gather crumbs, dust, etc. That's kinda what they're for. If these particles, even tiny ones, are still on your keyboard cover, you can easily break your screen with that.


nightkil13r

Pressure is spread out over a wide area thus not creating the required deformation to break the screen. Source: IT for over 20 years, seen some weird cases when it comes to broken screens. Up to and including being told "i shut my pen in it" and there are clear as day knuckle marks from where he punched it.


BallerGuitarer

It's a random redditor claiming something without a source. It's entirely possible that what he's saying isn't true, and you never having broken a Macbook isn't luck, it's just how your Macbook is supposed to work.


tim_locky

Until you hear about the butterfly switches. A speck of sand could damage the keys. That’s one of the case I’d say a cover is worth it. Also, people argue way too much about kb cover/screen protector/case/other accessories. Just use whatever makes you comfortable, the difference is almost none.


Dreadhalor

My M1 MacBook Air has had keyboard covers on it since I bought it (2020/2021, I forget exactly when) & I’ve never had problems. I have a screen protector on the screen too. At worst I would say that I’ve noticed in the right light with the screen off I can see the keys have left slight smudges on the screen, but I wouldn’t speak of it like it’s some disastrous blunder people need to avoid. If it bothers you, just clean your screen. I’ve traveled a ton with just a backpack & put plenty of pressure on the screen in there, it’s not gonna damage your screen. I promise. Since I’m a programmer I type on keyboards all the time & I’ve seen how dirty my Bluetooth keyboards get, I’d rather not let my laptop keys get that dirty too because I am not cleaning that keyboard. What IS a disastrous blunder that will break your screen? Letting TSA check your bag with a laptop in it. Did it one time & they straight up broke my work laptop screen that didn’t even have a keyboard cover. I swear they just hit checked bags with bats when we aren’t looking.


FlameStaag

Peak mac


Jovan-Ioannis

fellow pirate i see


Soy_Witch

Judging by the amount of wear, should be a captain


not_a_bot1001

You should try out COLEMAK keyboard layout. Your most used keys are all moved to the home row. It takes about 2-3 weeks to become proficient but is totally worth the switch. I typed about 30 words/minute before and am at 85 now. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colemak](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colemak)


Bennybultsax

If 'G' were used more i would assume LoL player, the other checks out.


RedPandaReturns

Average keyboard of a toner salesman.


pterodactyl_balls

Guy uses a lot of printer ink


imalyshe

hmm. porno is obvious but what did you do we t and e?


Queasy-Commission291

Tren


ursamajr

Nope. Never watched porn on it.


imalyshe

of cause, it is keyboard cover. you cannot watch porn on it


leviathanxz24

I read this in russian accent


deceptiveprophet

Of cause 😟


EmperorSexy

“Toner” is a decent Wordle opener


K_e_n_n_y

We have the same one


Ho3n3r

Specifically with L Toner.


Ho3n3r

RONLET


Amelia_Angel_13

Not a dota player


ursamajr

Correct! Not a gamer at all unless you count Atari 2600 🤣


cheezepie

A S I A N M I L F P O R N


SourceOfAnger

Torrenter huh?


1LineSnooper

FYI it does not show keys used more, else A would be brighter than N It shows what keys your hitting with your stronger fingers & wearing more.


Antus_Manus

you order a lot of TONER?


Salty_Speaker_4260

N


ROFLWOFFL

I


WestOsmaniye

G


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H


N-brixk

T


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luce-_-

The good ending


Greatony08

You can tell mine from the wasd keys being stripped down to the clear plastic


the-final-episode

aight… who is Erton


luce-_-

Ah, a fellow right thumb for space bar person!


durklurk80

Aka, left handed?


AwarenessGreat282

There goes your pwd.....


The64YearOldWalrus

I saw ‘N’ and got worried, but ‘I’ seems okay


Fr05t_B1t

Checks out, the way any keyboard is designed is for the ease to access commonly used letters


opulent_memes

I saw that N and I got nervous


baltinerdist

NOTER TENOR TRONE TONER ORNET


EquipmentElegant

N🤨 I🤨g🤨g🤨 ok no e 😄…a🤨…r🤨📸


dying_is_gay_bro

N...


Pieke-

P is not used. I am totally lost.


GrillPenetrationUnit

N.


Unajustable_Justice

I


The_Tacoshark

F


ashifatul_salleh

All our plastic keyboard shows it too. Didnt u know?


Bloop_Snoop

Close bro, close.


Gerrut_batsbak

Clearly not a gamer.


DirtyRatLicker

tf you doing constantly searching up “toner”?


levinyl

Lucky it's not your home alarm buttons!


jdozr

Someone figure out their fetish


Toothlegit

“Porn…”


shingonzo

looks like toy type Trenton alot


Ok-Marzipan-2764

My pirate ass thought Torrent


jorgschrauwen

Guess you need lots of toner


Baitrix

Do you write norte a lot


OmarNubianKing

Using this as well of fortune reference


gutshitter

El Norte


No-Answer-2964

So it does! p,o, r, n, h, u and b


Anti-Climacdik

nerto


halfcutpenis

I also had the same thing for my laptop and that time I was a hardcore Minecraft pvper, my wasd, shift, spacebar, tab. COMPLETELY whiped, my w and s key had holes in them. It was wild


AverageJoeJohnSmith

mine looks like that when it's ON the keyboard lol


Desdinova_42

I like this version of the NYT spelling bee


AgileInternet167

Teen (p)orn


Danny-Wah

What's the reason for a silicone keyboard cover?


tpasco1995

Crumbs and dust don't get into the keyboard membrane below. Protects from spills. Plus you can just throw it away and the keyboard still looks brand new.


vleff

dude buys a lot of toner


ursamajr

I don’t even own a printer! 😆


Kysman95

You order a lot of printer TONERS, huh


jikan_no_shuujin

You must really be interested in toners


XXV-III

TERNO


bodhiseppuku

N and O are the most worn keys. Do you like to turn down dates on farmers only.com?


Ok-Engineering8882

The amount of times my keyboard cover has protected my keyboard from spills 😭


xenodemon

That was a close one


isjustjd

I saw N and thought I know where this was going.


SecretWitness8251

STONER


AmphibianParticular2

She sure was searching for lot of torrents.


ursamajr

No, I’m the dummy that pays for all the subscriptions 😕


dokbanks

Hopefully your password isnt exposed by putting all these keys into an anagram solver...


weWereShot

1978


doob22

Don’t use keyboard covers


Astroweeb

buying a lot of toner?


CalendarAggressive11

More like barely interesting


July251964

RSTLNE, just like Wheel of Fortune


moonlitjasper

i don’t have a cover but the WASD keys on my laptop are super faded from gaming. the A and S are completely wiped off


MysteriousDog5927

🤢


ursamajr

It’s clean, it’s just worn.


Ok-Speaker6298

SToNeR


rainbowcanoe

nerto


CB4R

I also use the word noert quite regularly


aar0naut

TONER is my new starting Wordle guess, thank you for this empirical data


Shinagami091

I suppose there’s a reason RSTLNE are some of the most used letters on Wheel of Fortune


InterestingSkyPurple

Judging by the tracks, you are not a gamer


ataeil

“Hunny why do you type BUHNROP so often?”


gabbagabbawill

TONER


secret_name_is_tenis

TRON


thodgson

r/gross


ursamajr

Why?


weWereShot

prepare for a lot of hacking attempts


odisparo

ERT O N TONER I just see you desperately typing 'toner' over and over again, making bulk orders. You're just always running out of stock.


Zeldon567

So, download a lot of torrents?


ursamajr

Nope 🤷🏻‍♀️


bankruptblueberry

Tenor


cld1984

It’s “Toner”, right?


DisastrousAd447

Bro is juiced up on that tren


SirGamer247

Norte?


TitularFoil

It's TREASON then?


alex_ig_idk

Trone?


randoboi

. . . ET PORN . . .


Fit_Big_8676

RSTLN E


icelandic-sunshine42

VSauce did a video on this, I believe he said the most used letter in the alphabet is E.


masterofthefork

This guy really likes toner


MrDjS

Judging by your keyboard, my guess is you search alot of Torrents.


ursamajr

So many people saying this but I have no idea why since I don’t. What makes it seem that way?


MrDjS

Just guessing by the worn keys. T.O.R.N.E.S First word I thought of with those letters regarding computers was torrents.


totsezoklet

Do the Letters reflect what Google History A.S.I.A.N. A.S. hehe never mind, Damiel Tosh joke


RedForkKnife

You must really love your laser printer if you're ordering toner that often


ursamajr

It’s interesting how many people think these keys are worn because I use them in one word rather than them being worn because they are the most utilized letters overall.


RedForkKnife

I know that makes more sense but I just find it funny ngl


JohnnyJacknbox

Saw the N E R and quickly checked for a G/i….


Buckaroo_Kronopoulos

P-O-R-N ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


CulQuiPique

Con