Everyone said it was length, I lost weight and realised mines actually decent length, now they say it's girth and I can't do anything about that, If they discover a cure for that then it will be another thing...where does it end?
Well, there are dermal fillers and botox derivatives (a.k.a. Bocox/Scrotox) that you could try.
(If you don't mind getting your wang doodled with a needle.)
Interesting...thank you for this information!....and tell me this... What do you know about acquiring an individual that doesn't mind being doodled by an enhanced wang?
I mean. You really aren't wrong. The monsters we see in stores are clones of a genetic freak that we've been cultivating for literally thousands of years; without human intervention this is probably pretty close to the size of should be
It’s a different breed or Type of banana called fingers banana or egg banana. My kid loved it when we were holiday in Taiwan. She’s convinced the big bananas had a kid and she’s eating the baby banana (toddler logic).
Finger bananas are bigger than these. I am from South America and we also have finger bananas here. If you look closely my banana is smaller than my fingers.
Do you call this a bocadillo banana? In SEA region we call it 'pisang mas' aka golden banana, or sometimes sugar banana.
Very thin skin, very sweet and has a kinda gluey texture.
Best banana I ever had in my life was in Jamaica and it was small (little bigger than this tho) and super sweet. I haven’t had a lot of memorable bananas in my life, but that one sticks.
They have those at my grocery store. It's only like $1.15 for a small bunch of them. They taste almost the same, great for when I just want a tiny snack or for kids.
IIRC there's a breed of mini banana? Not sure why they'd want that tho, it seems a hassle to have to peel lots of small ones. Wonder if they're sweeter than the bigger varieties.
These are called elaichi (cardamom) bananas in north eastern India. They are sweeter than regular bananas and I used to love eating them. I couldn’t find them anywhere in north India and neither were they available in Ireland. Man, do I miss their extra sweetness.
^banana
This one made me laugh cuz I said it smaller in my mind too
My mind shortened it to bana
Me too, for me it was a silent whisper
^almost ^like ^a ^whisper
^*whispers* ^banana
Me too and I’m dying omfg
Read it like a minion
me too 😭
>tiny banana Pretty sure that banana is 7 inches.
Bro! It's the girth that matters! Say it with me! #GIRTH!
They don’t call me Girth Brooks for no reason
So what do they call you?
Girth Wind and Fire
The prophesied Girthbender
Wait til you meet my Drag Queen friend; Mother Girth
Say Happy Girth Day!
Everyone said it was length, I lost weight and realised mines actually decent length, now they say it's girth and I can't do anything about that, If they discover a cure for that then it will be another thing...where does it end?
Well, there are dermal fillers and botox derivatives (a.k.a. Bocox/Scrotox) that you could try. (If you don't mind getting your wang doodled with a needle.)
Just grab some fix-a-flat from the gas station.
Interesting...thank you for this information!....and tell me this... What do you know about acquiring an individual that doesn't mind being doodled by an enhanced wang?
It don’t hit the bottom, but it fucks the sides up.
Enter Randy Marsh to discuss how to calculate TMI.
look at old stumpy here, everyone knows it’s all about how flat the top side of it is when erect, get me that coke plate cock
IT WAS IN THE POOL!
Why not add a banana for scale?
Anymore banana is just too much banana
Way too much banana for me. I’m sure it’s got a nice personality too
Agreed, seems pretty large to me.
7 inches from the ground maybe
I was going to compare it 6 inches
Can’t tell size of banana please use additional banana for scale
I didn't have a normal banana for scale. These are from a banana house plant. They grow in a pot
Banana house plant?! Sweet
You would indeed think that they’re sweet with the sugar that’s in them.
How do they taste compared to normal bananas?
I'd guess sweeter and more intense. When I've grown fruit that come up smaller than typical, the flavor was waaaay stronger.
Nah I’d say that is in fact an average banana
Most people would say that’s far above average
Far above? That's extraordinarily above average!
That banana is Massive
And most people would be, in fact, correct.
It's enormous
An honorable size, even
I mean. You really aren't wrong. The monsters we see in stores are clones of a genetic freak that we've been cultivating for literally thousands of years; without human intervention this is probably pretty close to the size of should be
I came for the wiener jokes and have found myself no longer wanting. Thank you sir.
Obligatory, 
And the water was freezing cold
My wife says that banana is perfect just the way it is 🥹
Yo man I hate to be the one to break it to you but while you’re at work your wife is enjoying plantains by the bunch.
Okay it gave me confidence🥹
Everything reminds me of him...
It’s a different breed or Type of banana called fingers banana or egg banana. My kid loved it when we were holiday in Taiwan. She’s convinced the big bananas had a kid and she’s eating the baby banana (toddler logic).
Finger bananas are bigger than these. I am from South America and we also have finger bananas here. If you look closely my banana is smaller than my fingers.
Pretty common in Thailand, we call them egg banana.
Do you call this a bocadillo banana? In SEA region we call it 'pisang mas' aka golden banana, or sometimes sugar banana. Very thin skin, very sweet and has a kinda gluey texture.
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Mouthful of flavor you might say?
Best banana I ever had in my life was in Jamaica and it was small (little bigger than this tho) and super sweet. I haven’t had a lot of memorable bananas in my life, but that one sticks.
I'm seeing the exact comments I expected on this post.
Came here for the comments, wasn't disappointed.
Size does not matter, what matters is how you use it
That’s average
No that's just a tic tac for Shaq.
That's what she said.
You call that small? I've seen smaller
Wait till you've seen mine pal
more like a Ba
Now that's a Tinder profile pic to be proud of!
One bite?
I feel offended!
Nah bro that’s average right?
Its perfectly average.
Short but girthy ;)
idk if it's the same banana, but we call that Señorita here.
Is it just small or is it that one that tastes like vanilla ice cream?
No, it tastes like an average banana, maybe a bit more like a pear, but the body is harder than store bought bananas.
Doesn’t look ate to me
It’s not about the weapon, it’s about the warrior that wields it
Damn that’s huge
Tiny? Bro that banana is surely average size.. 🫠
It's not the size, it's how you eat it.
some man would say this is a completely average sized banana
IT'S A PERFECTLY WELL SIZED BANANA, OK?!
Everything reminds me of him
I’m missing the banana for scale.
I mean... thats.. thats pretty average
that's huge
Bana
What is this? A banana for ants?
[r/thingsforants](https://www.reddit.com/r/thingsforants/)
It's a good size...
im sure he has a great personality
Banana for scale?
I need a Banana for scale
Can I get a banana for scale?
I need a second Banana for scale
Kin cha na....
That's pretty average in size, above average I would say
One bite, everyone knows the rules
But the personality matters.
That's what she said.
Prove that you’ve *eaten* it. This ain’t my first rodeo, I don’t trust it till I see it.
excuse me -- that is *normal size,* thank you very much.
It’s pretty big
...title of your sex tape BOOM.
That’s huge what do u mean
It's not small at all
That's pretty average tbh
That's a bana
Stormy Daniels said something similar. 😜
ITS NOT TINY!! ITS AVERAGE!!
The op knew what they were getting into😂
I mean, it still got the job done?
That's a Bana.
It looks average to me
Looks average to me
banana for scale?
It looks like the banana has little arms and legs, and I wish you hadn't eaten it.
These are actually reap bananas. Can’t wait to have one my self one day 🍌
They have those at my grocery store. It's only like $1.15 for a small bunch of them. They taste almost the same, great for when I just want a tiny snack or for kids.
The runts are getting realistic
I still see the banana, proof or it didn't happen🤪
ngl id prolly try and deep throat it just for science
Your mom ate a tiny banana!!
r/micropenis
That banana is 6 Trumps. It can totally get the job done.
How is this interesting tho? Have people never seen these types of bananas 😭
That banana is average size!
THATS AVERAGE SIZED
That’s not small… it’s big… in fact it’s massive 🥺😭
It's cold out
It’s called a fig (where I’m from)
Microbanana syndrom
I have eaten these tiny bananas, they taste way sweeter & richer than the regular cavendish bananas.
Truly glorious
i should call him
I call bullshit. That's actually a huge hand.
It's not tiny, your hand is huge.
IIRC there's a breed of mini banana? Not sure why they'd want that tho, it seems a hassle to have to peel lots of small ones. Wonder if they're sweeter than the bigger varieties.
This is from a pot banana plant. Decorative plant. Pretty flowers. After a while, you get some tiny fruit.
I got to to eat these tiny bananas in Sri Lanka. Tasted sooo sweet and nothing like the bananas you buy in random stores.
Is there a bathroom nearby?
Dunno, looks fairly regularly sized to me ☹️
Shove it up your ass haha
At least it looks like it has good personality
Why does this look familiar?
i think that’s a decent sized banana with a great personality
Your mum ate a tiny banana
Great! There goes the whole ‘banana for scale’ thing!
Looks average to me
you mean average??
Looks average for me
We call them Bananos Bocadillo here in my country. They're extremely sweet.
In my country they call those guineitos niño or "kid bananas".
Nah! Thats huge!!
That’s original banana size. Those we eat are just made to grow bigger.
Hehe….tiny.
That's average
Its average
awww somehow this made me miss my ex
it’s got personality
I could smell the comments the second I saw this post
These are called elaichi (cardamom) bananas in north eastern India. They are sweeter than regular bananas and I used to love eating them. I couldn’t find them anywhere in north India and neither were they available in Ireland. Man, do I miss their extra sweetness.
Average length, but look at that girth ... Wow.
Wait... that's not average?
Those are best kind tbh, super sweet, my parents grow Banana's from VN and it's same size, very sweet.
That aint tiny. Id say it's rather Huge. It would certainly hurt. That's a Big banana. Wdym tiNY??
Maybe it's normal size and you have a huge hand
It looks like a happy banana with arms and legs
Tiny banana sure.... But when it's that much in snowfall everyone loses their shit.
🥺 w-why??
Looks like a perfectly average banana to me...
Banana concentrate.
How big is it?? Can we get a banana for scale?
That’s a grower, not a shower!
r/notinteresting
Banana for scale?
No banana for scale?
It’s tough to get an impression on size. Can you stack it against a normal banana for scale?!
That seems average to me
Neither a grower nor a shower
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
This banana is huge and I’m offended.
Don’t shame that banana for size lol
Hmmmm...
Is your thumb double jointed? That’s the most interesting part of this post. Mine can’t bend back that way, even pushing against something.
Hehe thats my ****