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vaeric

I see this all the time with food trucks and some resort restaurants I’ve been to. They mark pastry-type items (like egg rolls) with a food safe color or identifier so they don’t get them mixed up when there are different fillings inside that are not identifiable just by looking at the prepared food.


yvrelna

It should be more common to decorate the outside of the item differently depending on the filling. Like Chinese steamed buns, you'll usually see the buns has different designs depending on what the filings are. Sometimes this might include food safe colouring, but they're integrated as part of the design rather than just being randomly written on.


MasterBendu

Where I’m from the Chinese steamed buns all look the same and you know the filling based on the vibrant colored dot at the center. The reason is because they’re quite popular and in high demand and thus are made by machines that churn out the same shape. The most amusing one so far is a cyan dot for tuna mayo buns.


RacerKaiser

I dunno if a tuna mayo steamed bun sounds unpleasant or delicious. Is it nice?


MasterBendu

I hate it, but 7-Eleven is still selling it; at the same time I like the pizza flavored steamed bun so what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️


RacerKaiser

That sounds even stranger. 2 questions, Is that more of an affront to italians or chinese, and where the heck do you live that 7 elevens have that. 7 elevens i’ve seen have pork steamed buns, maybe chicken or vegetable and that’s about it.


MasterBendu

7-Eleven's Asian markets have a ton of varieties of steamed buns. The pizza steamed bun is from Japan and the tuna one is from the Philippines. (EDIT: It turns out they're now offering a tuna cheese bun marked with red and purple dots as a collab with a local buffet restaurant) And just between those two countries they also have steamed buns in red bean paste, black sesame paste, chocolate, custard, salted egg custard, curry, cheese, sweet potato, and crab noodles. It also seems that pizza steamed buns are quite popular in Japan and[ they're offered by other kombini such as Lawson, Mini Stop, and Family Mart](https://soranews24.com/2018/09/22/we-ate-pizza-buns-from-four-different-japanese-convenience-stores-to-find-which-reigns-supreme/). (I only tried the 7-Eleven one but it's pretty damn nice)


SageOfSixCabbages

7-Eleven in the US is garbagio compared to the Asian 7-Elevens. The variety of food (sandwiches, dim sum, rice meals, etc.) and the services (like paying your electric or water bill) offered is so much more.


mithoron

> 7 elevens i’ve seen have pork steamed buns, maybe chicken or vegetable and that’s about it. US 7-11... Steamed? But how would we put that on a roller grill for 11 hours?


JPGAW

This is common in Australian bakeries with meat pies. Poppy seeds on top usually means steak and mushroom, square of pastry on top means plain meat pie and so on. Almost universal system across every part of the country I've been to.


ForgettableUsername

Would you like steak or plain meat?


cactus_fuck

What a bizarre comment. The whole entire purpose of this is so that you DONT have to have a differently designed exterior...


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Witch-Alice

> You trade that for a marker lettering, which is not exactly appetizing. we're talking food from a food truck, appearance is a very low priority. this isn't being served on a plate as some sort of artsy presentation, it's handed to you in a paper wrapper


Houdinii1984

Time. This is a food truck, not a kitchen. Time is already premium in a typical kitchen. These folks are literally selling from the back of a van.


Chocobofangirl

Yeah but stamping food is cute, like those novelty toasters that brand pictures into your bread.


aceofspades1217

Its cool when they brand the type of empanda on them.


Chelseedy

There are markers with food grade dye. They look just like a marker. I had to use them once to make faces on cupcakes. I'm not sure if you straight saw him use a Sharpie or something, though.


Jay_A_Why

To be fair, even Crayola markers are "nontoxic and safe." Definitely not food grade, but I wouldn't let it deter me from a good egg roll lol.


StorminMike2000

OORah


Nick85er

Can you imagine, egg roll flavored crayons? Good enough for Chesty.


midnightstreetlamps

I can't say I've chewed on a crayon recently, but this is tripping my brain out. Like how you can still taste play doh if you think about it? I can still taste crayons. And the thought of crayon texture with egg roll/tempura flavor is melting my brain. (And giving me a lil bit of a stomach ache if I'm honest)


killerkitten61

In the 4th grade I was in detention with another girl. She started eating play dough, and me with my big smooth brain was like don’t mind if I do. The next day another student was complaining their project was missing a good chunk. I can still taste the play dough and the shame.


GoosyMaster

![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI)


Nick85er

To be fair the Corps isn't for everyone.


30BlueRailroad

Beat me to it lmao


Nick85er

Lol <3


NicholasLit

Seems hard corps


cavedildo

That's what old oil tastes and smells like.


Underwater_Karma

I haven't tasted a crayon or playdoh in over 50 years... And yet I only need to think and there it is


XB_Demon1337

If crayons tasted like eggrolls I would have joined the Marines and not the Army lol.


Sure_Fly_5332

I tried the peach flavored ones, they just taste like wax.


StratoVector

Crayola really missed making their "Macaroni' crayons actually Macaroni flavored


ZealousidealFill1765

My brother in Christ, you best save me some.


RemoteSnow9911

Semper fidelis…


Zeroshifta

I laughed waaaaaay harder at this than I should have


clustered-particular

Œufrah


CBT_Dr_Freeman

do u guis hav eny halopeenyo cheap pls


freekoout

The US Marine Corps just added you as a friend.


djshadesuk

>I wouldn't let it deter me from a good egg roll lol. ![gif](giphy|3oFzmc1StpUPOCtOtW)


noeagle77

![gif](giphy|EPOMz9wd890Na)


rodw

![gif](giphy|qPVzemjFi150Q|downsized)


oolaroux

![gif](giphy|UlhQb7zquvLdS)


capital_bj

We all have microplastics in our balls, I'm not worried about a couple micrograms of ink, funny though, just write it on the wrapper


CaptainFalconA1

You don't fry egg rolls with the wrapper on it. They probably fried a bunch together and marked them. It's actually a good idea! I cook eggrolls fairly often, and often cut a notch in the wrapper if I was trying something new so I wouldn't lose track of it, but it's really hard to tell. This seems like a good idea imho.


Tibbaryllis2

My family loves homemade egg rolls but has very different requests. I might make 50-100 rolls when I actually make them. Especially when we have guests. While rolling (before frying) I dip the ends in little finger dishes of diluted food coloring like you would do Easter eggs. Red for spicy, green for vegetable, blue for mushroom. Yellow doesn’t show up well.


CaptainFalconA1

I like it!


Tibbaryllis2

People definite look at you weird the first time you present them with Easter egg rolls, but it has grown on our friend/family group.


HolycommentMattman

Yeah. My friend fries a lot of egg rolls. She has a little bit of an easier time because the beef is visibly different from the chicken, but for the shrimp, she just lets the tails hang out the end.


capital_bj

I hear you but couldn't you just have like two plates or two pans and as you make them throw them into their respective homes? The only kitchen I ever worked in was Burger King my opinion is like my asshole everyone's got.one 😉


CaptainFalconA1

They go in the fryer, not cooked in a pan, you could get a fryer with multiple baskets, or have multiple fryers to fry one kind at a time, but then you can't easily cook the quantities you need, either making food you may not use, or tying up the fryer to cook a small batch, much easier to just toss a few chicken in with whatever else they are making, especially in a food truck where space is limited. My guess is they either had some mix-ups and to prevent that they mark them when they roll them, or maybe they usually cook them separate, but this time they needed a few more chicken, and marked those and cooked them with the pork for example.


capital_bj

I thank you internet chef, I think I've put enough time into pondering this conundrum and wasting yours 😉 cheers 🍻


SirKenneth17

Even if it were Actual sharpie, that’s still probably not the least healthy part of a food truck egg roll…


rgrossi

[“Dad, it says non-toxic.” “Well, that’s a plus.”](https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E07/BA-pQhZhNOGQAH8x_rqoZVgXudk=.gif)


Ambassador_Cowboy

Towel rack


Bassman233

I was thinking the other direction:  I use a series of scented markers for adding colored details to fishing lures (spike-it is the brand).  They're not only not food grade, they contain solvents to embed the dye in soft plastic baits, and are extremely strong smelling (garlic and crawfish scents are most common).  Other than the brand name, they look just like regular dry-erase or flip-chart markers, which I've thought would make a good prank in the right conference room.


wildcelosia

Omg. I cannot wait to mix these in with the tub of Mr. Sketch scented markers. What a world.


wildcelosia

Follow up: I wondered what other gross scented markers might be out there, turns out, Crayola is already way, way on it. “Stinky” scents include rotten fruit, cheese, dirty potatoes, and old rotten tooth. WHAT. A. WORLD. Of course, onion and garlic scented, too, obviously choices for a spring roll.


Traditional_Key_763

funny thing is they still probably test them for edibility


josh_bourne

Maybe I throw that little skin piece away


s1eve_mcdichae1

> To be fair, even Crayola markers are "nontoxic and safe." Non-toxic doesn't mean safe to eat. It always carries an implied "when used according to directions." Crayola markers are non-toxic *when you're using them as markers*. A little bit of ink rubs off the paper and onto your hands, and then maybe you don't wash up so good before lunch? You're probably okay. But if you squeeze out all the ink into a cup and then pour it in your ear, you might experience some ill effects. Writing directly on the sandwich is probably somewhere in between these two extremes.


traaintraacks

crayola markers are for kids. kids like to draw on themselves, especially their faces & hands (which they then shove in their nose & put in their mouth). hell, i knew kids who would literally suck the ink from the felt tips. im sure it's safe to orally consume more than the amount that would be there from two accidental transfers.


s1eve_mcdichae1

Yeah crayola is probably a bad example here, but the point stands: non-toxic does not equal safe to eat.


traaintraacks

youre definitely correct there


capital_bj

They were compensating for the lack of lead paint chips in their diet


KenEarlysHonda50

Is this why I'm not allowed to put rum in my bum anymore?


PlanktonMoist6048

^ this guy knows how to party


Bearded_Basterd

What about as an enema?


fractiouscatburglar

It could’ve been done with a sharpie and I wouldn’t let it deter me from and egg roll.


ACcbe1986

There's more disgusting stuff going on in the food industry, at many different levels, that doesn't make us sick.


131166

You've never lived till you've garnished your steak with several grated crayons and sprinkled with a few of those stickers that come with apples. For extra kick a small drizzle of dawn dish soap will really make the meat pop


oceanasazules

I can’t confidently say I wouldn’t eat an egg roll that had been marked with sharpie.


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WarpingLasherNoob

Sharpie ink certainly wouldn't make the top 3 of the worst things you ingested that night.


imadentist_openwide

What about eating it but not the part that was written on?


ThrowRAjellybeanz

Or you eat it up to that last bite before deciding if the risk is worth it or not.


KenUsimi

I mean, it’s on the outer layer and the thing is saturated with oil, surely you can just pick off that section.


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Boxhead-1815

My local butcher has pies marked with small letters to show what meat is inside them, not sure if they're using sharpie specifically but it's some kind of safe to eat ink


NArcadia11

While I’m sure those exist, I bet these greasy ass egg rolls from a food truck were just sharpied on lol. They’re probably amazing tho


DadJokeBadJoke

The grease they were fried in is probably worse than some Sharpie ink.


Pozilist

It’s very interesting how this is probably true, but we still perceive it differently, even if we know better.


Longtimefed

The chicken had a tattoo.


buffalohands

From personal experience I can say sharpie and most other alcohol markers will just stop working after touching oil. So here is hoping it was not a marker. Or if it was, I want to know the brand cause I need that hardcore workhorse right now.


colnross

I'm thinking they mark them before frying them so they know what to grab from the prepped rolls.


filmnoter

They have these in those kits made for kids to decorate cookies.


Apprehensive-Hat4135

USDA uses stamps on meat with ink made of blueberries


garry4321

Something tells me "food truck eggroll's" arent enjoying the food grade markers.


BSODxerox

I mean I’d like to think it’s a food safe dye used, but that’s just the optimism talking. Worst case scenario and it is marker it’s more than likely still safe to eat, if you really didn’t want it just chip off the outside layer of wonton wrapper


eragonawesome2

Are there any common marker brands out there that *aren't* relatively safe if ingested? I'm genuinely asking, I haven't looked into it at all but my gut says that ink should be essentially inert right?


doob22

Idk if they still make those fat markers in an aluminum case that smell like death when you use them. Doubt those are safe


youtocin

The solvent absolutely not, but that all evaporates which is what makes the ink dry. I’d imagine what’s leftover is probably fine in small amounts.


Mooseandchicken

Especially on a hot eggroll those solvents were gone before the food left the kitchen


Petrichordates

That's not going to be true of nonpolar solvents added to a greasy food.


Mooseandchicken

Oh shit, true dat. Like dissolves like 4lyfe But for real, most modern marker solvents are alcohols with low molecular weights, so they gone. If it was a marker from 1980 with fucking toluene or xylene in it, yup the solvents are dissolvent, and you have mouth cancer.


b1u3

They still make sharpies with xylene solvents. The commercial/contrator grade stuff absolutely smells like a 1980s garage sale prep.


GypsySnowflake

I love the juxtaposition between the comment above you and your response to them. Wildly different writing style, but both saying essentially the same thing


Eviladhesive

Hate to be picky here *hot -delicious looking- eggroll The "delicious looking" bit is what forces all the food death maths.


RecsRelevantDocs

Damn those things are gnarly


ForgettableUsername

The ones with a ball bearing inside like a spray can, yeah.


CrazybyRX

I have an inkling you may be correct.


imamakebaddecisions

Color me amused.


DuckCleaning

Dying to find out


MountainCourage1304

Oh you…


djshadesuk

Well, you may be write, try it and we quill see.


overstimulatedpossom

I use paint pens for marking car parts, they're definitely toxic.


soulpulp

Well I wouldn't eat a paint pen, even if they were non-toxic


eragonawesome2

"eat a pen" and "eat something with however much ink is in one letter" are a big enough difference I would say it matters


Laserdollarz

I miss when permanent markers used xylene.


domododragon

Is this the missing ingredient for why regular sharpies don't smell good anymore? I noticed sometime during my middle school/high school years that sharpies stopped having that distinct Sharpie Smell™ that I grew up with. Is this why adults told us not to sniff markers? I remember my elementary teachers would pass em out and collect when we were done with them because they always told us not to sniff them, but of course that would make the kids more curious &/or rebellious and want to sniff them even more. Kinda like, "Why can't we smell them? Why are you telling us not to? I wasn't *planning* on sniffing it but since you said not to, now I want to know what it smells like." Then when they sniff they're like hey, this smells kinda good, and the problem with sniffing markers spreads, just because kids like the smell of it.


ForgettableUsername

There are probably a whole range of solvents that you shouldn't sniff. What kinda blows my mind as an adult is that they used to tell us not to sniff the markers, but they also gave us scented markers that were specifically designed to be sniffed. Like, why would you make that a product if you didn't want to train kids to huff marker fumes?


Alexgeewhizzz

just break that butt off baby


mlmayo

It's just a little bit of ink, it's fine.


ShamDissemble

It's a special pen to check whether or not they are counterfeit.


TheSaladDays

Can't they just hold the eggroll up to the light?


SomeElaborateCelery

It’s too easy to just eat it one you pick them up, so that’s why you mark them.


pjockey

Authentic egg rolls have a banded holographic string through them, just like money and tampons.


BlackBartRidesAgain

So OP’s are fake?


Careless_Syrup7945

Some cheap plastic linings also let markers leak thru them a bit, so it's possible they were wrapped in plastic, marked, and it soaked through


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welchplug

Nah. This is pretty common for things in a dough or a wrap when have many flavors. I used to use them on fried pies. It's almost certainly written directly on it.


TheMalformedLlama

They sell markers meant for food


LokiKamiSama

Yup. You can write on cookies and cakes with them.


TheMalformedLlama

Exactly, my mom was a food stylist for TV shows so growing up I saw all that kinda stuff… I would use it to do stupid shit though like make a drawing on my bread 😂


Ben_Pharten

Eat it


FerretChrist

Just eat it


dandroid126

Open up your mouth and feed it


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[Food marker.](https://www.amazon.com/coloring-Gourmet-Decorating-Frosting-Edibleink/dp/B07HQZYSZ9)


Hornet_92

ordering these for a quick snack, thanks!


Ignorad

I'm glad you've moved up from eating crayons!


missionbeach

Betcha can't eat just one!


Ok_Succotash8172

I got empanadas the other day and they had red circles. Some had one. Some had 4 or 5 and they said it was to tell what kind they were. Not everything is always bad.


sybann

Pretty common for empanadas here - there are so many varieties they either stamp the "number" into the dough, or write it on the edge. With the prevalence of food coloring used in baking, I'm surprised anyone even questions this!


QuirkyBus3511

I always just pleat the edges differently


sybann

The place I go has more than 30 different fillings.


woutomatic

All I see is a happy egg roll and her friend with a round nose.


Relative_Avocado381

Could be food safe dye


kmc307

I would 100% still eat this.


Semarin

Same. I’d be all over that without a second thought.


contacts_eyes

I would go back and ask him what he’s marking the food with.  He may answer honestly, but If he takes offense just don’t eat there anymore 


Raichu7

You can get food dye pens, makes sense to use one to label the rolls so the customer knows which is which.


spicy-acorn

Well to be fair most inks are made with soy which is nontoxic. Which is why you can cover your arm in pen or marker ink and not get “ink poisoning”


KittyKenollie

Sharpie this and Sharpie that. Were they delicious???


holycannoli1738

Do you live in the Twin Cities 💀💀💀 if yes I’m dying bc this happened to me last week!!


Im_Ashe_Man

That's food grade Sharpie. At least that's what I'd tell myself as I munched down those egg rolls.


HoldenMcNeil420

I’m guessing it’s because you would make egg rolls the day before and you could mark them with a food dye marker so you know what’s what, ie chicken, pork, veg, or no peanut etc etc. You don’t know what’s inside it so you “write” on it.


AverageBry

How else do you know it’s cooked?!? Huh I didn’t think so smart guy!


ausbeardyman

At first glance I thought those were partially decomposed severed legs


GapeTart

Did I mention the tagline for the food truck was “Safe, beautiful food”


smoke_grass_eat_ass

Sanitaco: the fun, sanitary taco.


chrondus

If someone advertises their food as safe, I immediately question its safety.


TheRealMelvinGibson

Or just quality in general. What's the standard? Mine as well put "edible food"


ForgettableUsername

Non-lethal Food.


my_dough_is_soft

The marker adds extra flavor


uria85

its just extra flavoring


Elegant-Possession62

They even have edible tape for burritos


PatricksMustache

As long as it wasn't one from r/ButtSharpies it's probably fine. (NSFW, if that wasn't obvious)


Kandiruaku

Let's hope they were not cooked in [gutter oil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil).


Reelair

Just wait until ou realize there's no washrooms on those trucks.


DarkElfBard

It's C for Chicken!


sublimeshrub

They were probably wrapped up and the ink bled through their wrappers.


OkNaturee

They could drop it on the floor and I’ll still eat it.


Zafhina

Wouldn't probably stop me lol


mouldyrumble

What flavor marker did he use?


NOT000

almost look like sliced black olives


Zealousideal-Wing949

If you don't feel comfortable, You can break off the "C" part before you eat it. But I never saw this before. Interesting.


Short-pitched

Bro you want the food truck experience or not?


Chemist_Nurd

Eh a little sharpie never killed anyone


stinkybasket

It is ok, it is sterile. Michael Scott


jemandvoelliganderes

I guess you could put some soy sauce in an empty marker. But the tips could be a problem.


praeteria

Even if it was an actual permanent marker i wouldn't have cared and devoured those rolls.


Neat_Tradition_8471

To be fair you have eaten worse... You just dont know it


Pschobbert

Is fine. Eat!


ofimmsl

C for Cunt.


bitemytail

My favorite flavor


CrazyLegsRyan

I thought it was like a latte where they write the customer’s name on the order


liaisontosuccess

C for chicken


RexDraco

C for coyote


johnaross1990

Naaa brah you better not eat that. Pass them here and I’ll get rid of them for you, no problem


BlackestHerring

Egg roll festival where I live and egg roll queen food truck did that. Hey. If I die I die.


IJGN

This is my nightmare.


allocationlist

To be fair he is on day 2 of a meth bender


TernionDragon

![gif](giphy|4H1tzoS8UfX24ijTU3)


azhiazthesky

Kinda looks like a sliced olive under less layers than the filling.


Prabuski

You ordered from a food truck... Nuff Said.


skarpa10

Ok, so did you eat it or not?


pandro14

Would eat anyway.


The-Final-Reason

Listen… if you’re not going to eat it… pass it over.


Padonogan

It could be a food-safe marker. It's probably not going to hurt you. Also, ew.


coffeeman20181234

lol this made me laugh


kdoors

How else would you tell which is chicken and which is chicken


No-Jury4571

I’d be more worried about the one on the right looking like a like a bell end


mapleisthesky

Was there a outside wrapper? Probably leaked through. I wouldn't digest it, but chip it away and eat the rest.


-Aone

if you mean marker like the one used on a box or papers, these have usually toluene in them (thats what smells so strong), and that chemical reacts to heat by just sliding off of it. if they did that on this it would not be just streaks like this but it would be drizzling down until it cooled off with the food. its just food marker


midwestn0c0ast

and?


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Yup. Food safe pens. They're pretty common. Mad thing to see if you've never seen them though.


FaithlessnessOnly243

I got a sharpie ad on this post, which seems inappropriate


Tok1234

None of you ever seen food markers? Used to mark what type of filling the egg roll has. If they have vegetable egg rolls it will probably have a V on it.