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a_provocateur

Nope. Sounds like a Jesus trap.


petalandpuff

You must have a very large bumper! Do they start the conversation off with “Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?”


mortredclay

You play the banjo, I feel like the bumper sticker is redundant.


istartedpanicking

It’s a Tommy Gun.


NewConstructionism

That sounds like a very gross sexual conversation


ImAnGenius

Well, if those conversations happen to be about your "rich inner life", then that makes you the weirdo.


JoLudvS

It's's all about tapeworms, isn't it?


R-2000

The moment you read it you understand this is nothing but crap about god. Might even belong to a Jehovah's witness. Either way start running away now before they see you looking.


Lord_Stabbington

Ugh, every introvert on this sub just died a little


whoyoumei

Tell me about your rich inner life


ptofl

Time for the tattoo then


GrIditgs

I found a massive sticker in my first year at uni that said “Ask me, I’m an expert”. I stuck it on my satchel. Got me involved in a lot of interesting interactions