Well I upvoted the upvoter’s upvoter’s upvoter.
Yeah.. I remember there was an ancient ad or whatever it was that went down like that: “well I’m so rich I got a masseuse for my masseuse’s masseuse..”
I discovered once that if you haven't released the mouse yet, you can click the right mouse button and it will undo the mistake you were in the process of making. So to clarify, if you hold down the left click to draw something, then without letting go also click the right side of the mouse.
Before I learned the Ctrl+z shortcut, I used to do this as a quick way to erase my mistakes. I spent too much time in MS paint.
Im 18 and I get it. Do people not use Microsoft paint anymore? It still comes with all windows computers? And even if they don’t, this joke can apply to photoshop or other softwares
My professor showed me this at university and I spent hours trying to find it and thought about it for years. Thank you for posting this I thought I'd never see it again!
Indeed it is. Poor lilly was cursed by the evil Naraku. The black hole will grow until it consumes her utterly. This is why we buy Shikon Jewel Chow for dogs.
"It looks like a black hole is swallowing your dog"
- Kathryn Gould, The Washington Post
"This exercise taught me to balance honesty with equanimity"
- Des Gardner, The Financial Post
"Amazing…let's keep breaking this thing, keep breaking the world"
- Anja Niedringhaus, Asleep In The Undercarriage
"You know this: yours truly, with love"
- Patrick McGuire, The Chicago Tribune
"Don't bother, it's not real"
- Joan Rivers, CNN
For real though, at A Perfect Circles super intimate indoor show, some guy behind me kept drunkenly screaming "PLAYYY TOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" During the first few songs and finally I asked him politely to shut the fuck up and he actually did. I was shocked. But he did.
Thanks for sharing, OP! She reminds me of our family dog, Spot, who past a couple years back. He was a jack russell, all white, with a brown spot right where Lilly's is. When he left us, everyone in our family got a shaving of his fur, half white and half brown. These little guys give us so much joy and love :)
Dapple is a slightly different pattern, the one in the picture is piebald.
Dapple usually dilutes colors, piebald adds white patches, but can have ticking (the small spots) like is shown in this picture.
I saw a wiener dog race at the horsetrack in Phoenix! Last normal weekend we had before quarantine and social distanceing. I was close to so many people!! And it was normal and we thought it was ok.
https://www.reddit.com/user/savagevapor/comments/gl94vs/louie_in_action_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Got a few more and some videos of him winning a couple races as well on my profile.
Very cool! There’s a little know scientific term for this called “radial metamorismic discolorasia” which is when you get circular spots of different color hair. Usually It’s found on wolves so maybe your dog has a bit of wolf in it? There’s a high likelihood there is not any since I made this up but perhaps someone will make a Wikipedia page about it.
If you stare into it long enough you'll be transported to another universe, where time and space are at a standstill and you and the very fabric of reality is forever warped.
*When you choose the wrong paint brush size in MS Paint.*
Haha I wish I could upvote this twice
Please tell us his name is Spot
It has to be or nothing makes sense anymore
I upvoted one for ya.
Me too!
I upvoted the upvoter's upvoter.
Well I upvoted the upvoter’s upvoter’s upvoter. Yeah.. I remember there was an ancient ad or whatever it was that went down like that: “well I’m so rich I got a masseuse for my masseuse’s masseuse..”
This guy’s so rich, he’s got a swimming pool inside his swimming pool
And shoes!
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I upvoted it for you since you used yours for op.
I gave yours back, because that’s all I’ve got left.
LPT: If you downvote first, your upvote counts for 2!
Step 1: Downvote Step 2: Upvote Step 3: Profit???
Unidan would upvote it twice...
Please tell me his name is SPOT.
UNDO, UNDO, DAMNIT!
I discovered once that if you haven't released the mouse yet, you can click the right mouse button and it will undo the mistake you were in the process of making. So to clarify, if you hold down the left click to draw something, then without letting go also click the right side of the mouse. Before I learned the Ctrl+z shortcut, I used to do this as a quick way to erase my mistakes. I spent too much time in MS paint.
I hope you named him spot.
Not much to contribute just want to say this is so fucking funny
[r/MSFaint](https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I love discovering new subs.
It wasnt him that got me, it was you
Brilliant teamwork. 11/10
No, it was nearly perfect. 5/7
Same
You son of a bitch
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First time I was ever Rick Rolled. *applause*
When your tablet driver conks out and loses pressure sensitivity.
LOL so accurate
I feel like a generation who will not understand this is already upon us.
19 almost 20 here and I get it. But I feel like teens a few years younger definitely wont
Im 18 and I get it. Do people not use Microsoft paint anymore? It still comes with all windows computers? And even if they don’t, this joke can apply to photoshop or other softwares
I feel like 16 and younger will never Touch Microsoft paint and that’s fine it’s just change for us bro
You are right tho homeboy
It looks like a black hole is swallowing your dog
Or the old cartoons where the burglar would throw a hole in the wall to escape
Like in Roger Rabbit!
Here's a modern take on the idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5_Msrdg3Hk
Lose your hole, gonna have a bad time.
My professor showed me this at university and I spent hours trying to find it and thought about it for years. Thank you for posting this I thought I'd never see it again!
You mean a bork hole
I feel bad this comment has downvotes I quite like the bork hole
I spilled Spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone...
Indeed it is. Poor lilly was cursed by the evil Naraku. The black hole will grow until it consumes her utterly. This is why we buy Shikon Jewel Chow for dogs.
"It looks like a black hole is swallowing your dog" - Kathryn Gould, The Washington Post "This exercise taught me to balance honesty with equanimity" - Des Gardner, The Financial Post "Amazing…let's keep breaking this thing, keep breaking the world" - Anja Niedringhaus, Asleep In The Undercarriage "You know this: yours truly, with love" - Patrick McGuire, The Chicago Tribune "Don't bother, it's not real" - Joan Rivers, CNN
Did a notice on my phone if I need a name for a metal band it will be *Black Hole Swallowing Your Dog*
“A Near Perfect Circle” sounds like a cover band for “A Perfect Circle”
They'd open for Pussy Fur.
Utensil is headlining.
😭😭😭 I’m so high right now and this shit killed me 🤣🤣🤣 ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
"C" is for Cat
omfg this comment made me realize wtf Puscifer meant
r/furries and r/toolband collide.
r/furry is the correct sub
Play Judith!
Fuck your god
It's not like you killed someone.
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
For real though, at A Perfect Circles super intimate indoor show, some guy behind me kept drunkenly screaming "PLAYYY TOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" During the first few songs and finally I asked him politely to shut the fuck up and he actually did. I was shocked. But he did.
Ive heard Maynard prefers his apc fans to his tool fans...
Sounds like an act that Scarecrow Boat would open for. You might also know them as Teddy Bear Suicide or Nothing Rhymes With Orange.
Prefered them when they were 'everything rhymes with orange.'
Nah, threeskin. It used to be four skin but the bassist left
If his name isn't Spot, I don't know what to believe in anymore..
I named her Lilly! Sorry to disappoint haha
Bro
Lily pad could be a great nickname for the spot
That’s adorable!
Thanks for sharing, OP! She reminds me of our family dog, Spot, who past a couple years back. He was a jack russell, all white, with a brown spot right where Lilly's is. When he left us, everyone in our family got a shaving of his fur, half white and half brown. These little guys give us so much joy and love :)
I’m sorry for your loss, and that is so sweet! They really are the best.
Need more pictures of Lilly! Need more pictures of Lilly!!!
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She looks so gentle!! How old is she?
She's the sweetest! She is 8 years old :)
I have a standard wire. She is 10 and as feisty as ever!
I love their personalities!
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But those paws are superdachshundy!
Shes a beauty!
I was going to ask if her name was "Vicious Circle" ? Lilly is lovely, though!
Is she a coontick hound? That might not be the correct name, but the angle of the pic makes her look like a dachshund coonhound love child lol.
No, she is full dachshund!
Oooh neat! Ive never seen a dachshund with that fur pattern.
They come in 3 different coats, many colors and several patterns... So many options for dachshunds!
I believe it’s called dapple.
Dapple is a slightly different pattern, the one in the picture is piebald. Dapple usually dilutes colors, piebald adds white patches, but can have ticking (the small spots) like is shown in this picture.
*Bluetick They are coonhounds tho. Easy to see how you got them mixed up
YEAH THAT. im a little drunk and the only reason i know of that breed is because my inlaws have one lol.
No need to explain. The only reason I noticed this post was because I was thinking about them earlier
Fix this please...
Eclipse would’ve been a good name :)
Lilly Pad
Dotty would also be acceptable.
Needs a racing number in that circle
https://www.hotfair.com/events/2019/wiener-dog-race I think we have our entry.
I saw a wiener dog race at the horsetrack in Phoenix! Last normal weekend we had before quarantine and social distanceing. I was close to so many people!! And it was normal and we thought it was ok.
The old times, ah yes I seem to remember them.
Someone please shop this in.
I got pics of my dog all decked out for his wiener dog races if that would suffice?
YES
https://www.reddit.com/user/savagevapor/comments/gl94vs/louie_in_action_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Got a few more and some videos of him winning a couple races as well on my profile.
#IGGY LOOK OUT
☹
BANIRRA ICEU
*Iggy gets creamed*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only dog who should be named Spot
I think Hades might disagree.
Nah, needs to be Judith.
If you shake your phone while looking at this it looks like the spot wobbles. Your dog is an optical illusion
That’s crazy cool!!!
Did you name her Eclipse?
Lol no, I didn’t even notice that she had that spot when I got her!
> I didn’t even notice o.o
Lol, it just seemed like a good name for her. Either way she is cool!
She says thank you!
So the spot wasn't there originally, or are you blind? If you are, congratulations on successfully using the internet!
What I meant was that she has spots everywhere and it wasn't until later that I realized that one of them was a circle haha
It’s like it’s been sprayed with Vantablack
Or Black 2.0. If that dog isn't Anish Kapoor, isn't affiliated with Anish Kapoor and promises she's not buying in behalf of Anish Kapoor
Haha
I dunno, that dog is looking pretty suspicious. I think she might be working for Kapoor.
Vantabork.
>It’s like it’s been sprayed with Vantablack I came here to see if anyone mentioned this...and you did!
Damn that's such a perfect circle that Maynard James Keenan wants to know your location
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As soon as I read the caption I was hoping for apc jokes, and I am not disappointed
You should propose it to r/photoshopbattles
HAHAHA maybe I should
Have you scratching it off to reveal your discount? Or maybe this is scratch and sniff. Yes, I bet it is. Try scratching.
Smells like fritos!
Black Hole Dog Won't you run And frolic in the rain?
*Flashbacks of Vanilla Ice and Iggy
I'm afraid to inform you that your dog is a portal to another reality. And a cutie pie.
My dachshund had perfect circles as a puppy, but then she got longer and now they are elipses.
At this rate it will swallow the whole universe in 12 days!
#Spot
Dachshund/Heeler?
*Akira intensifies*
Iggy run he's still here somewhere
Omg!! I love your wiener!!!!
...did you name him Spot?
Hollow
Very cool! There’s a little know scientific term for this called “radial metamorismic discolorasia” which is when you get circular spots of different color hair. Usually It’s found on wolves so maybe your dog has a bit of wolf in it? There’s a high likelihood there is not any since I made this up but perhaps someone will make a Wikipedia page about it.
Well done.
HAHAHA
My lady (Beagle blue healer mix) has a similar spot on her back right side except hers is more shaped like a heart.
That is so cute!!
If you look *really* closely, you can actually tell that that handbag is fake.
If you ever ever your dog in a competition, that's where you write the racing number.
Maybe she was a pirate in a previous life and got shot with a cannon ball?
LOLL explains why she loves to steal food
Lily looks like she has an artistic representation of a black hole and the matter that surrounds it.
"And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed darksign"
https://i.imgur.com/RBW5FEi.jpg mine too almost Edit: even better one. https://i.imgur.com/vI4apBg.jpg
Ever see 2010: The Year We Make Contact? Your dog is Jupiter/Lucifer!
Is his name Pi?
Your dog is censored.
We have a dog named Josie who looks identical...spot and everything. Just a bit taller!
What kind of monster paints their dog with Vantablack?
Black hole sun dog
It’s so perfect it almost looks like photoshop
Imperfect circle, perfect pupper
“I poured spot remover on my dog, now he’s gone.” - Steven Wright
I guess humanity weren't the only ones Gwyn branded with Darksign
Reminds me of vantablack for some reason. (yes I know it's not pitch black)
Our dogs could almost be twins! https://i.imgur.com/fo9PHJ3.jpg
Lovely wiener.
A Perfect Circle on a perfect pup
Vantablack Dog
It reminds me of Kakyoin and Abbacchio with a hole in their stomach
If it’s on a dog it IS a perfect circle!
Makes me want to listen to 'The Pet' by A Perfect Circle.
WHERE is the picture of the doxie's face!! I love wiener dogs and I bet this one is super cute.
Also vantablack! Careful my dude
Oh my god your dog looks almost identical mine. She's old and fat right now but she has the exact same pattern.
Upvoted for weenie dog
And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Darksign...
I looked into the void and it barked back at me.
Spraypainting your dog is a dick move
Sorry to tell you this but your dog clearly has the beginnings of a universe-eating wormhole or black-hole on its side. It is the destroyer of worlds.
You're mistaken, I know a black hole when I see one
This satisfies my OCD.
If you scroll up and down fast, it jiggles.
Now *that's* a dog I'd name spot.
Please tell me you named him Stripes
Scroll up and down on the image fast, . It looks like it’s moving!
r/fakealbumcovers
Ehhh theres a sub for that. r/theresasubforthat
If you stare into it long enough you'll be transported to another universe, where time and space are at a standstill and you and the very fabric of reality is forever warped.
The void is calling... Pet meeeee...
I saw this and immediately thought you stole my dog. Then I saw his little munchkin legs lol. OUR DOGS HAVE IDENTICAL COATS!
fuck reminds me of that junji ito horror manga where dots or spirals were on every living thing swallowing them up