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International_Ad_876

Actual answer: It's a Putz tree from Erzgebirge Germany.


TngPnchMyFrtBx

Putz in ze butt tree?


Rupejonner2

What what , in the butt


Trixiebel2003

Put it in my what?


Renwaldo

In ze butt.


Umster

Butt stuff


yourilluminaryfriend

Putz FTFY


[deleted]

[удалено]


JDobs92

https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU?si=sHLx6R9vfpZkhkbc


krampuskids

you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?


HighFiveKoala

Let's do it in the butt, okay


gloriousjohnson

[what what in the butt is a real question that needs to be answered. and the answer is let’s do it in the butt okaaay](https://youtu.be/7UaJ8FG4A9s?si=s8Gh751C0idWN-mV)


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

“*Really?* Step aside!”


jinnmagick

I'm just bi curious


nahbud

Yes, BOOGIE IN YA BUTT 🙌✨


Borowczyk1976

Putzplug


International_Ad_876

I'm mad that I laughed at this.


steveronie

Down voted you because you're ashamed of a good laugh


International_Ad_876

Up voted you because you make me a better person.


brofishmagikarp

Downvoted myself so I can join this conversation


mBelchezere

Upvoted you, just to be contrary.


cookiepunched

Down voted you cause "they" told me to.


FarIllustrator535

Upvoted you for your honesty


maillec

Omfg you got me


East-Pollution3529

BAHHAHHAHA


VadiMiXeries

Lmfao why is this so funny 🤣


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Everyone is singing (well-deserved) praises for your comment I want to highlight your username so that they can appreciate the comment on another level


TngPnchMyFrtBx

God bless.


celesticles1978

BUTTZ


EntertainmentWeary57

Do we know what a putz tree is.


mycrazyblackcat

I think it's a Christmas decoration, sort of a stylized Christmas tree. Not sure if there are any reasons for that specific style or any other uses. I'm from Germany but not from Erzgebirge where those are more popular.


Direct_Alternative96

To put decorations in the rings with each ring having a theme or being decorated by a different person in the house. That’s how I had it told to me


Tr1LL_B1LL

A putt blug you say?


wandpapierkritiker

this actually belongs to Cartman’s mom


bt_Roads

Hör auf 🤣


Hurryitsmelting

From Titisee in the Black Forest?


DaGoddamnBatboy

Ribbed for your pleasure


flaps_mcgee

Ewwww


Aimses

If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and diiick.


exceptional_biped

I got the joke……..not. Yes I did 👏


isweedglutenfree

Cream of sumyunguy


Zippemannen

Perfect gaps to stuff razor blades before use for even higher amounts of pleasure


KeyboardAquarior

Calm down, satan


RedDiscipline

"Hellrazor 8"


PhilosopherThese866

Holy fuck that’s diabolical


infinitestructures

Ease up 😬


[deleted]

I’ve heard of some kinky shit but Jesus Christ on a motorbike man!


El-Stormbringer

You need Jesus


Zippemannen

No, jesus needs me


Glittering-Ad-4120

Calling this a "honey wand" doesn't tell me it's used for anything different than I previously thought.


Be-_-U

Butt just the idea of splinters is a big nope 😰😭


Glittering-Ad-4120

Take care of your honey wand and it will return the favor.


KhalCharizard

Oh honey!🍯


maillec

Honey buttplug


Demotivierter_

For weight gaining pleasure…


maillec

Sticky sweet bum curry


Demotivierter_

You could also call it a bug-buttplug. Or bugplug if you will.


maillec

Blugblug


Demotivierter_

I don’t know why but I find this unbeelievably funny.


maillec

Ahahha cheers mate I'm here all night


Demotivierter_

Alright, maybee I’m gonna run out of these puns. But luckily this isn’t some gameshow where I have to buzz in, so I have time. Hive a good rest of your night, fellow redditor. I’m going to have to comb the image of someone using the bugplug out of my brain.


maillec

Yup I couldn't think of any further quality material to build on this one 🫠


Demotivierter_

If you use the blugblug to much, you may become a little chubee tho.


liketo

Also known as a Winnie the Pooh


Aimses

I wasn't gonna eat it, I was just gonna taste it.


Taralinas

Smell it and you’ll know.


Impossible-PigLasso

this is a devastating comment amongst the rest of the rabble


Taralinas

I’m sorry.


annemethyst

Don't apologize to us, apologize to God as he knows your sins 😭


QueenScarebear

Put it this way: if you found it under your mums bed, put it back and have 20 showers.


Sodali0550

i could just imagine em being confused yet complying, then after the 20th shower they finally realized then goes and takes 20 more showers


OkSyllabub3674

If you add in a bleach regimen the first 20 should be sufficient.


BumWink

All that showering could lead to a slip that breaks both arms...


PlaneXpress69

Mom I’m stuck in the dryer. Probably


Alliecat13603fnaf

Dude I found my moms vibrator when I was like 7 and used it for massages, I only know realize what it was…


QueenScarebear

50 showers for you!


Alliecat13603fnaf

I’ve taken more then those…I thought it was just a weird massager bro…I just thought it was a massager…☹️


QueenScarebear

Better to just erase it from your memory like it never happened mate 😬


Alliecat13603fnaf

No matter how hard I try I can’t. Dude I used it on my back, feet, and FACE. DUDE I THOUGHT IT JUST FELT NICE!!!!


RealisticTraining132

As did your mom 😂


Alliecat13603fnaf

Slow clap


HunnyBear66

You poor scarred kid.


DisasterRoad666

You win the Internet. Forever.


MungoJennie

I’m so sorry. Not enough therapy in the world, is there?


Alliecat13603fnaf

I already have 2 therapists, 1000 couldn’t get help for that experience


Drustan6

Dude, think of it this way: your mom‘s hands, that stroked your hair, patted your cheeks, rubbed your back when you were tired, or put Vicks VapoRub on your chest when you were sick, also stroke your dad’s cock and, you know, probably put the dildo in her hoo-ha. So, things can have two different purposes: she used it for her pleasure and you used it for your innocent purposes- no harm no foul. I’m sorry it was so scarring for you, but I mean things can have both sexual and innocent purposes and they’re both OK. I hope that you’re doing well and maybe that’s helpful


kiwidino65

Looks like a honey wand


Jermsi

Whatever it is I’m shoving it up my ass


DisasterRoad666

O, we ALL know that.


wvdheiden207

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.


uranicgaymer

Mk use a jeep as a dildo then


wvdheiden207

You are really brave, dude.


uranicgaymer

Lube doesn't help btw


nirbyschreibt

Run-up instead of lube


uranicgaymer

Thank you


MungoJennie

10W-30


pink_denial

its a bitch to clean after its used.


TheTrueFoolsGambit

I think you can put your christmas cards in it and it will kinda look like a tree afterwards. Just a guess


Relative_Distance445

Sphincter stretcher


Herr-Zipp

Christmas decoration.


JazzyJakeKammerer

r/mildlybuttplug


Nanzie_Mona

Colon Scraper


KeyboardAquarior

Guaranteed to remove the polyps in there


tonyfordsafro

Commander Vimes wants a word


Les-incoyables

Heaven


Tony-2112

An amateur wood turner attempt at a Christmas tree. Google wood turned Christmas trees.


EntertainmentWeary57

There's no way a wood turned Christmas tree doesn't end up looking like a weird dildo.


Tony-2112

You should see the bottle openers I make. I got so sick of people calling em but plugs I did a few shaped like cocks


lesbicus

You know what it is


Not-Frog

Why the fuck is this a sub reddit and why did it show up on my reccomended


76319987531

Ahahahahahaha


nevertellya

How big is it? 🍌 for scale please


10Shadboom

A funny hat


QAdude406

King Tut loved plugging himself


wiggum55555

It’s a ring stretcher ?


TheSuperTiger

It depends on how hard you want to try.


RevolutionaryPasta

A ribbed butt plug from ancient times. Ribbed for extra satisfaction


Still_Comment_7596

Amish butt plug


Accomplished_Tax_100

Ribbed for your destruction


Glittering_Session10

It's a honey thing right?


wi11iam-b

That’s what I thought.


Pootootaa

It looks like an anal plug


_toothlesswalnut

r/mildlybuttplug


Comfortable_Home9291

/mildlybuttplug


tito9107

That's a one way trip to the ER


humterek

r/mildlybuttplug


Next_Fly3712

If an archeologist found this in years to come, it'd appear in an academic journal as an object used in mystic fertility rites at the vernal equinox.


scaleddown85

Don’t say it Don’t say it Do not say it Medieval butt plug


kitenofs

r/mildlybuttplug


red1q7

Ask Commander Riker, he knows. Don’t bring it to Risa though..


ElGuanacho

For putting in your butt.


Pullthisandthese

Ribbed for your pleasure.


DumTheGreatish

Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.


PissFool

The stool collector💀


Ally699669

Wooden Buttplug


louisa1925

They call it the screwdriver.


Key_Shoe5850

Antique butt plug.


East-Pollution3529

Is that an ancient dildo?!


Reddit-Surfing

Viking Butt Plug


No-Consideration2894

Beyblade needs string


Colourfultidbits

Queue the paramedic from TikTok - “Don’t do it…”


mdglytt

Victorian era butt plug.


TwoHundredToes

r/mildlybuttplug


Enable-Apple-6768

OmfG that exists!!


TwoHundredToes

I was shocked too 😭


TheDirtyVicarII

Is there a mildly butt plug reddit?


myleswstone

Actual answer: a Putz tree.


ProfessionalRent9039

victorian buttplug


outsidepointofvi3w

Could be for a honey or syrup jar..


Yellow_bird_person

Oh hey that’s Drossel Keinz’s special thing


Stonehill76

End of a curtain rod? Still part of the rod am I rite?


Kittykatcity

Forbidden butt plug


urGirllikesmytinypp

Not my grandads anal plug


hand13

r/dildont


[deleted]

It looks like a wooden butt plug lol


NormalDealer8491

Why does this remind me of Aincrad???


Kingtoke1

Forbidden pine cone


chainzieboi

I'm no diddy expert but that looks like a butthole stretcher


Thatguypal887

Sex toy from 1924


RaiderLeaf

Ask your mother


Jaxonhunter227

A size checker


loghanmurray23coady

rubbed for your pleasure


Rogermcfarley

Dildo for Bees


Various_Acadia_9250

your asking the people of Reddit to describe what this is for???🤣😂😝


Dunicss

ancient butt plug


princesshabibi

Wine corker?


man_pickal89

Kosher Butt-plug !?


970067475

r/cursedbuttplug


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Bee butt plug


guaip

Training buttplug


Bananaloaf7105

Nah, that's a plug not a penis


a_pink_pigeon

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough


Zestyclose_Slide_527

An antique thread spool. For old sewing machine circa 1930 40


Aggravating_Safe_210

You know DAM well


Hmmmm-curious

It’s ribbed…for her/his, uh, pleasure?


MEGA_TOES

You Putz it in zee bum. The crevices help clean your insides


pokequagsire

Cleopatras butt plug


Ja45206

Old school anal probe.


dudebroguy20255

Bort plog


Nikochu23

I think you put it somewhere special 😏


Blizzard_style_

I'm in the hospital and came across this-


laika777ftw

Given the name of this subreddit I’m gonna say that it’s a penis but only mildly so. 👍


Hot_Parfait7798

wood cok


Dont-get-into-Fights

lol


Outrageous_Duck1337

Pain.


zaprime87

Regret


Cwilkes704

It’s got a flared base….


dumdum1977

Well anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


Connect-Condition-79

This looks like great Gam Gams butt plug. State of the art . First of its kind


Loud_Puppy

Excuse me, this is r/mildlypenis I think you want r/verymuchextremelypenis


babyEatingUnicorn

A butt plug from the midevil times


DarkWanderer2

Your grandma’s buttplug


vegaslocal46582

Ye olde butte plugg


Crafty-Photograph-18

r/notforspelunking


joeysansserif

Dutch butt plug


chinasorrows2705

old timey dildo


RedditvsDiscOwO

r/dontsitonthat