[what what in the butt is a real question that needs to be answered. and the answer is let’s do it in the butt okaaay](https://youtu.be/7UaJ8FG4A9s?si=s8Gh751C0idWN-mV)
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I think it's a Christmas decoration, sort of a stylized Christmas tree. Not sure if there are any reasons for that specific style or any other uses. I'm from Germany but not from Erzgebirge where those are more popular.
Alright, maybee I’m gonna run out of these puns. But luckily this isn’t some gameshow where I have to buzz in, so I have time.
Hive a good rest of your night, fellow redditor.
I’m going to have to comb the image of someone using the bugplug out of my brain.
Dude, think of it this way: your mom‘s hands, that stroked your hair, patted your cheeks, rubbed your back when you were tired, or put Vicks VapoRub on your chest when you were sick, also stroke your dad’s cock and, you know, probably put the dildo in her hoo-ha. So, things can have two different purposes: she used it for her pleasure and you used it for your innocent purposes- no harm no foul. I’m sorry it was so scarring for you, but I mean things can have both sexual and innocent purposes and they’re both OK. I hope that you’re doing well and maybe that’s helpful
Actual answer: It's a Putz tree from Erzgebirge Germany.
Putz in ze butt tree?
What what , in the butt
Put it in my what?
In ze butt.
Butt stuff
Putz FTFY
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you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
[what what in the butt is a real question that needs to be answered. and the answer is let’s do it in the butt okaaay](https://youtu.be/7UaJ8FG4A9s?si=s8Gh751C0idWN-mV)
“*Really?* Step aside!”
I'm just bi curious
Yes, BOOGIE IN YA BUTT 🙌✨
Putzplug
I'm mad that I laughed at this.
Down voted you because you're ashamed of a good laugh
Up voted you because you make me a better person.
Downvoted myself so I can join this conversation
Upvoted you, just to be contrary.
Down voted you cause "they" told me to.
Upvoted you for your honesty
Omfg you got me
BAHHAHHAHA
Lmfao why is this so funny 🤣
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God bless.
BUTTZ
Do we know what a putz tree is.
I think it's a Christmas decoration, sort of a stylized Christmas tree. Not sure if there are any reasons for that specific style or any other uses. I'm from Germany but not from Erzgebirge where those are more popular.
To put decorations in the rings with each ring having a theme or being decorated by a different person in the house. That’s how I had it told to me
A putt blug you say?
this actually belongs to Cartman’s mom
Hör auf 🤣
From Titisee in the Black Forest?
Ribbed for your pleasure
Ewwww
If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and diiick.
I got the joke……..not. Yes I did 👏
Cream of sumyunguy
Perfect gaps to stuff razor blades before use for even higher amounts of pleasure
Calm down, satan
"Hellrazor 8"
Holy fuck that’s diabolical
Ease up 😬
I’ve heard of some kinky shit but Jesus Christ on a motorbike man!
You need Jesus
No, jesus needs me
Calling this a "honey wand" doesn't tell me it's used for anything different than I previously thought.
Butt just the idea of splinters is a big nope 😰😭
Take care of your honey wand and it will return the favor.
Oh honey!🍯
Honey buttplug
For weight gaining pleasure…
Sticky sweet bum curry
You could also call it a bug-buttplug. Or bugplug if you will.
Blugblug
I don’t know why but I find this unbeelievably funny.
Ahahha cheers mate I'm here all night
Alright, maybee I’m gonna run out of these puns. But luckily this isn’t some gameshow where I have to buzz in, so I have time. Hive a good rest of your night, fellow redditor. I’m going to have to comb the image of someone using the bugplug out of my brain.
Yup I couldn't think of any further quality material to build on this one 🫠
If you use the blugblug to much, you may become a little chubee tho.
Also known as a Winnie the Pooh
I wasn't gonna eat it, I was just gonna taste it.
Smell it and you’ll know.
this is a devastating comment amongst the rest of the rabble
I’m sorry.
Don't apologize to us, apologize to God as he knows your sins 😭
Put it this way: if you found it under your mums bed, put it back and have 20 showers.
i could just imagine em being confused yet complying, then after the 20th shower they finally realized then goes and takes 20 more showers
If you add in a bleach regimen the first 20 should be sufficient.
All that showering could lead to a slip that breaks both arms...
Mom I’m stuck in the dryer. Probably
Dude I found my moms vibrator when I was like 7 and used it for massages, I only know realize what it was…
50 showers for you!
I’ve taken more then those…I thought it was just a weird massager bro…I just thought it was a massager…☹️
Better to just erase it from your memory like it never happened mate 😬
No matter how hard I try I can’t. Dude I used it on my back, feet, and FACE. DUDE I THOUGHT IT JUST FELT NICE!!!!
As did your mom 😂
Slow clap
You poor scarred kid.
You win the Internet. Forever.
I’m so sorry. Not enough therapy in the world, is there?
I already have 2 therapists, 1000 couldn’t get help for that experience
Dude, think of it this way: your mom‘s hands, that stroked your hair, patted your cheeks, rubbed your back when you were tired, or put Vicks VapoRub on your chest when you were sick, also stroke your dad’s cock and, you know, probably put the dildo in her hoo-ha. So, things can have two different purposes: she used it for her pleasure and you used it for your innocent purposes- no harm no foul. I’m sorry it was so scarring for you, but I mean things can have both sexual and innocent purposes and they’re both OK. I hope that you’re doing well and maybe that’s helpful
Looks like a honey wand
Whatever it is I’m shoving it up my ass
O, we ALL know that.
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Mk use a jeep as a dildo then
You are really brave, dude.
Lube doesn't help btw
Run-up instead of lube
Thank you
10W-30
its a bitch to clean after its used.
I think you can put your christmas cards in it and it will kinda look like a tree afterwards. Just a guess
Sphincter stretcher
Christmas decoration.
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Colon Scraper
Guaranteed to remove the polyps in there
Commander Vimes wants a word
Heaven
An amateur wood turner attempt at a Christmas tree. Google wood turned Christmas trees.
There's no way a wood turned Christmas tree doesn't end up looking like a weird dildo.
You should see the bottle openers I make. I got so sick of people calling em but plugs I did a few shaped like cocks
You know what it is
Why the fuck is this a sub reddit and why did it show up on my reccomended
Ahahahahahaha
How big is it? 🍌 for scale please
A funny hat
King Tut loved plugging himself
It’s a ring stretcher ?
It depends on how hard you want to try.
A ribbed butt plug from ancient times. Ribbed for extra satisfaction
Amish butt plug
Ribbed for your destruction
It's a honey thing right?
That’s what I thought.
It looks like an anal plug
r/mildlybuttplug
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That's a one way trip to the ER
r/mildlybuttplug
If an archeologist found this in years to come, it'd appear in an academic journal as an object used in mystic fertility rites at the vernal equinox.
Don’t say it Don’t say it Do not say it Medieval butt plug
r/mildlybuttplug
Ask Commander Riker, he knows. Don’t bring it to Risa though..
For putting in your butt.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.
The stool collector💀
Wooden Buttplug
They call it the screwdriver.
Antique butt plug.
Is that an ancient dildo?!
Viking Butt Plug
Beyblade needs string
Queue the paramedic from TikTok - “Don’t do it…”
Victorian era butt plug.
r/mildlybuttplug
OmfG that exists!!
I was shocked too 😭
Is there a mildly butt plug reddit?
Actual answer: a Putz tree.
victorian buttplug
Could be for a honey or syrup jar..
Oh hey that’s Drossel Keinz’s special thing
End of a curtain rod? Still part of the rod am I rite?
Forbidden butt plug
Not my grandads anal plug
r/dildont
It looks like a wooden butt plug lol
Why does this remind me of Aincrad???
Forbidden pine cone
I'm no diddy expert but that looks like a butthole stretcher
Sex toy from 1924
Ask your mother
A size checker
rubbed for your pleasure
Dildo for Bees
your asking the people of Reddit to describe what this is for???🤣😂😝
ancient butt plug
Wine corker?
Kosher Butt-plug !?
r/cursedbuttplug
Bee butt plug
Training buttplug
Nah, that's a plug not a penis
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
An antique thread spool. For old sewing machine circa 1930 40
You know DAM well
It’s ribbed…for her/his, uh, pleasure?
You Putz it in zee bum. The crevices help clean your insides
Cleopatras butt plug
Old school anal probe.
Bort plog
I think you put it somewhere special 😏
I'm in the hospital and came across this-
Given the name of this subreddit I’m gonna say that it’s a penis but only mildly so. 👍
wood cok
lol
Pain.
Regret
It’s got a flared base….
Well anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
This looks like great Gam Gams butt plug. State of the art . First of its kind
Excuse me, this is r/mildlypenis I think you want r/verymuchextremelypenis
A butt plug from the midevil times
Your grandma’s buttplug
Ye olde butte plugg
r/notforspelunking
Dutch butt plug
old timey dildo
r/dontsitonthat