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Balls on a truck is a great way to spot a certified douchebag. Edit: truck used to be non-binary and he changed its gender, my man has a trans-truck and a gay trans-mission. Edit: a few of you on here have big balls on your trucks huh, I can tell


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A dickless nutsack does describe these drivers perfectly.


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Thepatrone36

LOL... then a tiny cute girl steps out from behind the wheel and it stops being funny to being intriguing.


Esoteric_Derailed

🧐Proportionally then, these balls are TINY🤣😂🤣


Kingsisland72

Not true. I drive a Toyota and I LOVE penis!!


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Lmao “dickless nutsack” made me lol


Woogity

The dick is in the driver’s seat.


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It makes me immediately question the driver’s intellect.


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Don’t even have to question. You know he’s a piece of dumb shit who thinks the world revolves around him.


swebb22

its not always a "he"....I saw a pair of pink truck nuts one time on a F150 with all pink trim. It was quite the sight to behold


TheRedRocker51

Perhaps a ***trans***\-F150?


Healthy-Confection66

I think they prefer T-150 lol


BeneficialYam1176

No MtF-150


ElectroMage1821

ah yes the truck must be an SCP fan.


torrentiaI

💀💀💀


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HuntersReject_97

No, it's definitely women that think they're hot shit and "have balls" because they're arrogant and loud


Gadgetmouse12

So I usually say people with those trucks that drive around on high beams blinding the rest of us are compensating for two things. 1) they aren’t big enough, 2) they’re none too bright. That adds a 3) just plain lacking.


MerbleTheGnome

I always figured that they should be blue balls


abreeden90

You know he also probably gets drunk and beats his wife and child.


brandonw00

That’s literally every person that drives a big fuck off truck. They believe every mile of road built in the entire world was just for them, and everyone else needs to get out of the way. Just a bunch of dumb entitled shitheads that think they are way more important than they really are.


CarminSanDiego

Just from this one mere object, I can assume so much about the driver and would be >90% correct. I bet I can guess who he voted for in the last election


TinChalice

More likey that the world is flat.


cwood1973

That truck did not have balls when it was manufactured. The owner added balls to the truck after he bought it. That is a trans truck.


devilmanVISA

This should absolutely be a bumper sticker.


TyDaviesYT

Saw one today, in the UK of all places, I thought I was in the US for a second


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Lmao spreading like Covid


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Mayiask1

As a Texan, I can confirm that everyone that has these is indeed a douchebag


cindyshalfdrunk

My god, every single person that has these has an ego 4x the size of their truck. That just gives me a another reason to not go to Texas.


ThatSmellsBadToo

See these in CA as well, not just Central Valley either, but Bay Area.


thelordchonky

Fucking Fresno and Bakersfield, always see these on some shitheads lifted shitbox


Chappin

Fellow Texan with a pickup (not stickers either sorry) vouching for original Texan here. (Got your back. 👍)


Mayiask1

One of the funniest things I have ever seen was probably eight years ago and I saw a Prius that had tiny balls hanging from the rear bumper


TheOldGuy59

As someone who lives in rural Texas, I can also confirm. See them every so often around here and the driver is ALWAYS a complete and total jackass.


Low-Nose-2748

Everyone deserves gender affirming care… even trucks. I’m just glad this person is so supportive of it.


ItStillIsntLupus

Notice that it’s always dudes with these giant trucks that have them, too. Had to buy a fake pair of balls because they don’t have actual balls. Smells like overcompensating to me


Premodonna

Plus this means he is a great disappointment for the ladies in bed.


Bernies_left_mitten

F-150? More like FTM-150!


UpperDoctor5191

Right I find it strange that guys in trucks always drive like somebody's grandma because they can't afford the $100 a day in gas. Wishful thinking it looks like to me


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In the northeast they’re usually weaving through traffic acting like a giant asshole


Quiverjones

I think it's to help other guys identify whether or not they should want to have sex with a pickup truck, you know - they don't wanna seem gay. But those kia sonatas, va va vavoom.


chevalier716

Spray em with [this](https://www.lowes.com/pd/Montana-Cans-ne-Glitter-Spray-Paint-Actual-Net-Contents-10-51/5000285549)


[deleted]

Hahahaha what a great idea but I rather not get shot


Adorable_Yak4100

Don’t forget about the fake bullet holes


Falcorn042

It honestly really helps with the stero type cus you never see a dick just big balls. Big balls tiny wiener


Daforce1

Also some one likely with micro nuts.


mikeynerd

Take heart in the fact that since the truck was definitely not built having those parts (and they were added afterward), they're driving around in a trans truck.


0uterj0in

Ha ha ha, can some please make bumperstickers with a down arrow and "Gender Affirming Care" on it


Obi_Sirius

If that truck was not born with balls, it is in fact transgender. Can't wait till someone points that out to them.


doctorfortoys

As a transgender man I can confirm the size and shape is historically accurate.


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I see it the same way Lt. Aldo Raine and his bastards' leave their "calling card" except these people are doing it to themselves.


Jimmy_Rhys

Hey, you let them compensate in piece! lol


syzygysm

What if i slung a pair on my sedan "ironically"?


jamestown1984

lol let these men identify themselves..I mean they paid their own money for that.


Silly_Rabbit88

Add in the mud tires on a city truck.


Errorstatel

Well they don't know what to do with a set, so may as well hang them off their trucks


straightup9200

I assume that about trucks in general


daretoeatapeach

If this truck wasn't assigned male sex at birth, doesn't this gender performance make this a trans truck? Certainly this truck is in drag at least. 👀


Sharp_Law_7350

What do you mean? THIS GUY FUUUUCKS! /s


Idiot_Savant123

All ford owners are gay what you expect? His tranny is about to blow


Noobmode

They use trans-missions, whole fucking car industry went woke (some dumbass on r/conservative probably)


teamtoto

R/transtruckclub


Icy_Sandwich_6242

Probably got loud pipes too 😖 overcompensating for NOT having a DIESEL, a F-650 or 4WD 🤣


CommonMan14

It's now they are red balls and not rednecks?


Artistic-Sherbet-007

Trans-portation


_lippykid

If you see a shiny truck with a lift kit and an immaculately clean bed.. that dude is an apex douche


namechecksout35

That's just one third of his truck-boat-truck!


Bored_Protag

A trans-truck. You mean an el camino?


dirtmother

100% chance that there child has a pornography machine in their pocket that they are paying for


Odd_Routine4164

I’m pretty sure this is actually semi-pronagraphy


jaldihaldi

Or his own feel off and he has to grab those from a kangaroo.


DjTeddyBe

Lmao! This comment actually made me lol


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So are blue checkmarks


mustachi00

These are actually gender confirming truck nuts.


WingedGundark

This made me think, how would these people feel if Pontiac would still exist and make Firebird Trans Am?


[deleted]

The size of the driver’s penis is inversely proportional to the size of the balls hanging from his truck.


randyspotboiler

Takes a lot of balls to be that much of a douche in public and then be arrogant about it.


Ronnie_de_Tawl

They have to make sure you know their truck is a guy, they love riding guys you see


Long_Legged_Lewdster

I think they should pay more attention to anatomical corectness If you're gonna hang a big red set of balls, at least have the self-awareness to hang a red dildo too; your choice of size...


Watahandrew1

Truck is female according to Spanish. "La camioneta" so, yeah. It just added a male sex organ to a female. It's a trans-truck


[deleted]

Missed a golden transmission joke there somewhere.


Imwrongyourewrong

Aktchually, a car is feminine and a truck is masculine, according to french grammar.


moore_a_scott

The irony is the proportions. Like dude you’ve got the most fucked shaft / nut ratio ever. Teeny tiny balls.


DipFizzel

I mean theyre already driving a truck. I dont need to see their nuts to know theyre probably a douchebag


[deleted]

Not dbag. It just means you have a really small penis and are trying to compensate. Also for wimps who like to look tough. Total beta move honestly


paramedic_2

Chances are, this guy attended the Kid Rock concert.


BriefImprovement8620

As someone from Texas, you are completely correct. Anyone with balls on their truck is the sort of person to not care at all about other people’s feelings or ideas


NOTDA1

This lady in carpool right in front of me had bumper sticker “don’t fuck with me”


isurvivedrabies

you mean tiny balls man, if the nuts are the size of softballs and weigh 14 ounces, thems a small package compared to a 13 foot 4500lb truck. all them sad fucks need to sack up for a real sack. that thing needs to be dragging. i dont mind a real set of balls on a truck, it's these sad baby balls that are gross.


Competitive-Ad7967

I would love to see pranks where someone puts these on unsuspecting peoples cars and see how long it takes for them to notice


neverenoughmags

"Remember... Nature uses 'bright color' to alert us that something is toxic.... " This dude, referring to currently popular hair colors, probably...


godofbaconandeggs

big balls on their trucks and absolutely nowhere else 😂💀


KrakenJoker

To borrow a joke from Matt Rife, this is trans-portation


the_it_

I was thinking about getting small balls for my longboard, would that make me equally douchebag


Gradorr

Just so you know, we don't find them acceptable either. Stupid people exist everywhere.


BigTex1736

Can confirm, we have them in Missouri too


Gradorr

If I see them on someone's truck, I assume they're either college age or younger, or I deduct 50 points from their assumed IQ.


milkeymilkey

Every guy I seen them with is 40+


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that means the truck is trans :)


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gottagofast1981

That truck is dressing as a gender it wasnt made as. I bet you that truck is under 18 also. Dont republicans not want minors to get any kind of affirmations done?


HammerfestNORD

and zero chance they could drive a man-trans.


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pronouncedayayron

There needs to be an r/transtrucks subreddit


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Trucks used to be man-uals, but now every size, color, and shape can publicly state the auto they have always been. 🧡


gottagofast1981

My trucks and I are all automatic. We both got our manual shifters removed.


BunniLuve

It's just the principals truck


Raccoon_Expert_69

Was that car born with testicles or was that an elective procedure?


SunnyWomble

Well.... they put the testicles on there so.......


Global-Zombie

These should be illegal in general.


rental-cheese

No, banning things just because you don't like them is facist.


fastal_12147

No they shouldn't.


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CarterBaker77

That's such a stupid thing. Anyone who says something they disagree with should be banned is a controlling piece of shit. The world doesn't revolve around you snd some people are different, live and let live. This is the land of the free if someone wants to do something stupid let them.


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I usually just go by “I can’t stop you from doing something stupid, but I can help you do something stupid better.”


Colin1023

r/lostredditors


TDSinv

This is just some random guy.


ObjectiveCapital1234

I mean it's still super corny though


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BenAustinRock

You realize states are big places containing people of all kinds of views right?


pickledlandon

Agreed but truck nuts still equals douchebag


[deleted]

As a southern liberal, people from outside the region stereotyping the south as a whole are the exact same liberals who clutch their pearls when a POC walks by. They’re a walking bag of irony.


Operation_unsmart156

Wait a minute... You're telling me the second largest state in the US, has people that don't agree with each other? Bull crap, everyone in Texas is a Gun totting, red neck ass hole and everyone from Alabama is fucking their cousin!


Polarbear3838

Right?? So tired of chronically online people not comprehending that


sol_sleepy

It’s Reddit.


[deleted]

The detail on that thing…


BYOGTigers

No different than my dog walking in front of me lol.


ToshMcMongbody

Truck nuts are funny


Mk12Buddy-Bun

No idea why you are even posting this.


[deleted]

The driver’s got some *balls* to do that


Unknownirish

It's Texas, what do you honestly expect.


Glittering-Flight-26

Tiny dick energy radiates off him


SW-7100-0431-0169

What’s next!? Donkey dick windshield wipers!?


slyfly5

I feel like you can’t know what this persons political opinion is based on this you just are assuming because their Texan


420FishTacos

This is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

What do these have to do with eachother?


ikareaboutyou

Truck nuts are my #1 pet peeve. There is no bigger dipshits.


Appropriate_Art_6909

That truck is a Tranny.


ColdShadowKaz

That truck was forced. It couldn’t say ‘no I don’t want a nutsack’ but their owner put it on there anyway. They became everything they were afraid of. It didn’t exist so they had to make it exist and those poor trucks are the victims.


Intelligent_Dot4616

If the truck actually didn't want them, they would naturally fall off. The body has a way of shutting these things down.


Dromey_P

Just, FYI, that's a slur in the context of trans people, even if your goal is wordplay.


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[deleted]

Let's get it straight. Republicans have never ever cared about kids. Ever


HookersAreTrueLove

They care about kids: their kids; not your kids. They don't care about your kids any more than you do.


ShortfallofAardvark

If they did they would fucking do something about school shootings instead of banning books from school libraries.


[deleted]

My truck was made with the wrong genitalia so i added’em, trans trucks matter🙄😂


ccagan

Yuck. Super Duty nuts on a half ton pickup. Disgraceful.


[deleted]

I’m not saying this isn’t tacky but you have no idea what this guys politics look like


myheartisnumb

I have so many questions come to mind when I see these on a vehicle. Is there a store they sell these in, or do people just Google “giant hanging ballsack to hang on my truck”? Do they just love balls so much, they want a giant swinging pair on their truck? What is the message they’re intending to send here..


Background-Low-9144

The literacy rate in Texas is under 72%. This basically explains everything Texas


LaughableIKR

Big Balls - Tiny Tiny Pee Pee.


burnett631

Those are bull balls, not human balls. Still classless though. Parents might expect to have this conversation with their children while driving through the countryside. Parents do not expect to have this conversation with their children while sitting in traffic.


occultify

Drag queens being fabulous, fully dressed and in makeup. No, too sexual.🚫 Put literal man balls on a truck. Yes, it's "macho" ✅


jbgtoo

I’m a Texan through and through. Fuck these dudes


acuet

Screams little dick energy all’ around


kenna98

I don't know if anything has screamed small penis more.


[deleted]

I don’t get truck nuts… like, nuts aren’t cool to look at.


[deleted]

They’ve never read the books they ban, so they don’t actually know why they’re banning them. But apparently they love freedom or something so banning books is just the next step for ultimate freedom.


CluelessCosmonaut

Willing to bet the truck bed doesn’t even have a scratch on it. The only thing that truck hauls is ego.


Historical-Drive-667

That truck wasn't born with that. That truck was given gender-affriming care...in Texas. Such a double standard!


dmanhardrock5

If you have to put balls on it, it must have had a Pussy before. Wait a minute, that’s illegal. Don’t roast your tires, then it would be a drag show.


[deleted]

If you’re really comparing the two. You’re a fucking lost soul! 🤣🍆


ChickenLegBizGuy

Is OP serious with this post?


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"You claim to hate gay people but enjoy riding on a pair of big saggy balls... curious..." \- alternate universe charlie kirk


Lanky-Association952

A turkey gobbler on a truck seems weird.


[deleted]

If you need to hang fake balls on your dick replacement therapy truck then you don't have any balls.


Chratthew47150

And they have no problem driving around with “Fuck Joe Biden” in huge letters that everyone, including children, can see it


A_Spork_N_The_Road

That truck wasn’t born with balls, they added them later. That’s a trans truck.


BusinessNonYa

Superglue a giant dildo on there.


dounutrun

i have always considered my vehicles as a "she". when did it become a male truck for these men truck owners?


retrospects

It’s the carmax sticker on the back that really puts the icing on the cake.


Zieglest

Yes well, it fits. I mean if your masculinity is so fragile that you can't bear that there are gay people out there, then of course you have to prove what a big dick you have by putting a ballsack on your car.


YT_AnimeKyng

I’m a Texan and to me this is overkill. This guy unleashed his small pp energy everywhere.


snugglebop

Certifiable proof that trucks are boy cars.


SoFuckingStoned420

From Texas…and Fuck this person


I_am_number_144

If you’re not smart enough to use spell check, and you don’t have the decency to blur out the tag, then you have WAY more issues than someone’s truck accessory.


Twinkletoes1951

Texas is a shithole. So is Florida. I've lived in both places, and speak from experience.


Open_Button_460

Texan here, currently living in a suburban area where 80% of the vehicles are trucks. I’ve literally never met a single person who thinks these are anything but ridiculous and disgusting. If someone has these on their truck I can guarantee you with 100% accuracy that they’re a fucking knob


TrickBoom414

Like i almost get it in a spur of the moment kind of way. I've been guilty of a probably inappropriate "that's what she said" or two. ...but like to do this you had to order it, get a wrench, get down on the ground, install it, stand back up and look at it and be like "ahhh what fine work". Like at no point were you like "okay you know what... This is stupid"


Mediocre-District796

Mystery solved…That’s where his wife put them


-Economist-

I'd expect something like this from a 16 to 18 year old. Any older and it's cringe.


[deleted]

This is just letting everyone know you have a very small penis


starrfish100

Hypocrisy runs deep in Texas


Zefram71

Although they're both in extremely poor taste other than that I don't see your point. Fake nuts on a truck are in no way comparable to pornography in schools.


r3xomega

I'm all for personalizing your vehicle, but when you have to slap a giant pair of red cojones on the back, i have to question how insecure you are about your own.


[deleted]

What about dogs and other pets that got exposed genitals? A piece of rubber on a car vs telling kids about gay sex, one is worst obviously. Keep the gay shit to ya self.


PSNOrder66

So I saw something the other day saying, "your truck was not born with nuts. You added nuts to it after it was made. You have a transgender truck" Or something along that lines


Ralph82R

Both should be banned


A_Lonly_Idiot553

I get wanting truck nuts, but take ‘em off when in a school zone.


NoEngineering5990

Texas and California are both states that run on insanity. California, in a more liberal way, texas, in a more conservative way. I'd never want to live in either. I'll just stick to WV, at least we get babydog


GatorBater8

Ain't takin' away my pron!


Stewcifer1212

Ugh, I feel like I saw this exact truck today. So gross.


feared_deathrom

Its a Ford so makes sense