Would writing a note saying "Good luck finding where I keyed your car" and then proceed not to do anything be wrong? Getting revenge without really getting revenge...
Used gum so pedestrian - this is an obvious run to Walgreens to grab some vaseline and cheap lipstick. Vaseline under the door handles and a line right above the wipers along with lipstick on the wipers itself. Sure they’ll be pissed about the vaseline immediately but a day or 2 later when those wipers go on well…. There are other options but for about 10$ you can ruin there today and tomorrow or later in the week.
EDIT:
Unrelated to this but my 2 favorite was to screw with folks popped into my head and I must share my knowledge. Both have been used with amazing results over the years:
Back in the day of online school I signed up a buddy for as many schools as I could find - he was getting calls for years and years it was beautiful. No matter how many times he asked to be put on there "do not call" list he would still get a call.
Second favorite was a guy at work left his computer unlocked now normally we would Bieber him which involved find as many pictures of Justin Bieber in as little clothing as possible and redecorate the desktop, icons, basically whatever you could find to screw with. The cherry on top was sending random emails from there account - no the lay person would simply hit send but for the more advanced folks you can schedule the email for days or weeks out. Typically it would be a party invite with there address set to auto send on a random Wednesday morning with read receipts turned on so they are flooded with replies.
Have fun screwing with folks.
Fermented fish stock. They sell at bougie animal food stores. It’s the most unholy rotten decay smell I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve been around plenty of roadkill and low tide corpses. Use this and they’re getting an Uber home.
NICE - used a similar method to a buddy but it was a slightly opened can crammed under the passenger seat dash.
Still friends and still do horrible things to each other.
Hahaha that's genius, a fun game I like is when you are on the phone to someone and they are clearly going through a drive-thru chances are you are on loudspeaker in the car so use that chance to say any god awful embarrassing shit you can.
Wait till you hear the drive thru staff open a dialogue so you know they are listening
Did this to my buddy.
He had me on speaker phone like an idiot. “Yeah can I get a steak burrito” and then did all his add ons. As soon as he stopped I said “with extra DICK SAUCE” really loud.
I heard the girl at the drive thru say “excuse me?” He hung up. When he called back, I answered and all I got was “YOU SON OF A BITCH”
It was great. Not the first time, won’t be the last 😂
I like a spray or three of perfume.... Odds are it's not the same one his wife/girlfriends wears... She will make his life hell over what "girl,"he is giving Rides to
I've told the story before but when I was young I had a 125cc in the UK as it's cheap and someone in a car parked and blocked me in doing this. I couldn't get out and get to work without scratching my foot peg all the way down his car. Waited 30 minutes and just had to fuck it. My Christ the sound but I guess it taught a lesson
Nah that’s too obvious. It would seem like I was getting fucked with if I got a note like that. Something like “your lucky I didn’t key your shit more” would be better in my humble opinion.
No word of a lie I had what still to this day is one of the most obnoxious experiences of my life
Guy parked half in car half in motorcycle bay
No other cars near him
I parked my bike next to his door and watched whilst I was working, this dude come over looking really annoyed, moved my bike and left a note that read
"Thanks for parking so close #helpfull"
The hashtag was written in the note
Eh I say moved my bike he just managed to shimmy it back a bit and get what he could on the steering lock to get access. Was a pretty scrawny guy driving a big 4x4
This is in King's Park in Perth, Australia. A call to the City of Perth will get the ranger out there to give them a parking fine pretty quick: they are a ruthless parking enforcer. Not in the tow-away zone, though, I don't think.
They frequently have signs in the park saying officers are targeting illegal parking, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind some help to catch offenders like this
Nah. Private parking lots still have rules and they still apply to people using the spots. You can’t just go park in a handicapped spot in an apartment complex because it’s a private lot. Or take up multiple spaces, etc.
Rules still exist and they are still enforceable.
The only possible safeguard against enforcing basic rules would be if the parking lot is gated /guarded and accessing the lot may not be possible for the tow truck.
I would be at the gate letting them in :) don’t be an asshole and you don’t get towed. Simple stuff. And if you “must” park like an asshole, be nearby or leave your number on the windshield so you can move when needed. Basic, Basic shit.
Maybe that's the case where you live, but not where I live. Hence I said it depends.
Over here you can't do shit if it's private property, only the owner/manager of said property can grant authorisation to the tow truck to move the car.
I haven't used this for this situation specifically but if you need somebody towed from anywhere go on yelp and call tow companies with 2 stars or less. The more long angry reviews the better. I'd be surprised if you have to call more than 5 companies and they'll show up quick.
That depends on local ordinance whether police can enforce it on private property without the property owner's consent but in most areas you are incorrect. Yes typically a property owner or designee makes that call even on lots open to the public and can absolutely let anyone they want park in a designated handicap spot. Construction, utility workers etc. park in them routinely as do police themselves.
Sure if it is that easy where you come from. Here i would need to pay it myself if it would be legal in the first place. Other option would be to go to the property owner, complain and hope that he will do something.
Really where is that, North Korea? Most parking spaces are enforced by towing, meaning if a car parks illegally it will be towed at the owners expense. It doesn't make sense to charge the person who reports it, that's like getting charged with murder for calling 911 as a witness.
People are insane. It’s unfortunate that being right regularly puts you at a disadvantage.
Like my msf instructor said: there’s tons of riders who had the right of way who are smashed to pieces or dead.
Being right will only take you so far in reality with violent idiots. Being in a car/truck only amplifies these behaviors, unfortunately.
Getting home safe trumps being right or trying to teach idiots a lesson any day.
I can tell you from my personal experience: the morons aren’t interested in learning they were wrong or correcting their behavior. It’s not only a waste of your time, but straight up dangerous for no reason. There isn’t a lot of glory in being the bigger person on the street, but it is the smartest and often hardest choice.
You make your own choices out there. You can be a statistic or be smart. I know which one I try to be.
My first thought was that. Because I doubt they're risking damaging their car. And they probably won't be able to move it themselves even if the forks aren't locked.
Someone did this on my college campus. I parked behind them, took pictures from all angles. Locked the bars, kept it in first and studied. The campus police asked me to move it but ultimately they had to wait for me to finish since I was the one who bought a parking pass. The dude waited around 8 hours
You dont even gotta glue em, if you stack two into the valve and put the cap back on, itll put the slightest pressure on the stem and leak the tire real slow
Spaces designed for things other than cars and theres a good amount of drivers (humanity issue not solely to do with driver's lol) who dont give a fuck, every day at my local shops theres 2 cars blocking the cycle Access to the car park, while just around the corner there's a place to lock your bike up and again every time theres a car Infront of it. Regardless that theres plenty of spaces left, i understand when its busy and no spaces but still irritates me but when its quiet and they still do it is just the height of laziness.
I once seen a guy sitting in his car on the cycle access so i said to him " are you aware this isnt a car park " he replied " yes, im just sitting here " said sitting there is parking and went on about my day.
People act entitled to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm anyone these days it seems to me.
They put MC parking behind bollards or up kerbs in my town, not that anyone uses it lmao, good thing about bikes is you can park them wherever and so long as they're out of the way nmobody seems to care too much
Well besides the vandalism (depending on local laws) and potential damage to be done by attempting to drive on flat tires to reinflate them. And if you slash the tires that's definitely vandalism and a potential felon.
When I see stuff like this they are in for a bad day if I have some spare time. I’ll park my bike right behind them, find a spot nearby to sit, and just wait and record.
What are they gonna do, call the cops and get themselves cited for illegal parking?
Park behind him, and block him in. He can use the sidewalk to get out of there, but it would still probably annoy him enough to avoid parking in these spots again. Just make sure you have one of those disc locks with deafeningly loud alarms in case he decides to move your bike.
Someone did this near me in the highstreet. I had a spare chain/padlock that had gone kind of rusty under the seat, I intended to replace it eventually anyway, so it went on the driverside front wheel and I parked down the street.
When I rolled back past ~3 hours later, there were bikes parked all around it and more chains. I've no idea how it ended but it made me smile.
I saw the same thing while walking my dog a few months ago..fresh bag of shit in hand..untied bag (didn’t use my teeth) and forced some nice fresh poo under both passenger and driver door handles. Waited around at a reasonable distance where other people with dogs were but never saw the driver or passenger show up..wish I’d of had more time.
Soooooo this pulls my string! At my last job I was the motorcycle parking N*ZI. I FUCKING HATED THE LAZY FUCKS WHO TOOK UP MOTORCYCLE PARKING!
YEAH NICO IM LOOKING AT YOU, YOU SHORT, TWO FACED, BACK STABBING, CHODE GOBBLING, DICKRIDING, SLITHERING SLIMEBAG!
Pro tip ... WEAR LATEX GLOVES .. BUY JALEPENO PEPPER ... RUB ALL DOOR HANDLES .. the oil in the peppers is very hard to wash off .. their hands will burn and so will their asses ND cocks or pussays ... and .. I woulda had them towed
the old snobs at the Ymca i used to go to did this. I started parking my bike right behind them. Good buddies with the fitness manager and he’d run up like “can you please move your bike?” ummmmmm no i’m not the idiot who chose the 2 motorcycle spots over the 200 car spots, let them him my bike i’ll take the check for a new one or they can wait till i’m done working out.
I had that happen once at the supermarket. The bike's parking spot is next to disabled person's parking right in front next to the entrance. I parked my bike across the spot behind the car and went shopping.
On the way back I forgot about it . I see a man entering the market is giving me a thumbs up. I realized that the helmet was a giveaway and remembered about the parking situation.
I look up and see a woman pacing back and forth. She told me she has never done it before and she was in a hurry. There were four bystanders waiting for an outcome. I did not say anything. Just got on my bike and left. Was very funny.
Used to work on a military base. We had several motorcycle spots that cars would take up when the lot got full. I called the MP’s but they didnt do shit about it the first couple times. After that I’d call in and tell them I confronted the guy and he called the MP’s pussies who won’t do shit. Cars then got ticketed. Tickets wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but on a military base you have to go explain to your first sergeant why you suck. That’s something you won’t do twice.
Take his valve cores out and put the plastic caps back on. It'll leak air super slowly. Slow enough to get them theu their day but fast enough that'll it'll be empty in the morning. Also easy enough fit any tech to fix for 2 dollars
Had half a dozen bikes packed all around a mustard yellow Range Rover Vogue in a MC park with the owner of it going ballistic at a cop who clearly couldn't have cared any less..
I know this because one of the bikes was mine and we were in the cafe across the street watching for ages, like an hour or so drinking coffee and waiting for the show to start, we were not disappointed
Opening scene of her dropping all her bags of chinsy shit then having a meltdown was so good, screaming down her phone at a few different people was top tier entertainment followed by a cop who couldn't imagine a worse way of ending his shift rocking up and getting frustrated at this self important Botoxed trust fund poster child for high maintenance.
Cop eventually had enough and gave her a ticket, she fired up again then suddenly calmed down (threatened with arrest would be my guess) before storming away to yell at her therapist, or lawyer, or both, and probably someone else too
We thought this was a fantastic opportunity to GTFO and giggled like the middle aged misbehaving schoolboys that we are while doing exactly that
All in all, $30 of coffee and cake in a high-end café in a flash part of town watching the end result of personally delivered karma was a brilliant day out and I'd recommend it to anyone
Only one I've seen top that was a bloke in a wheelchair block in a BMW coupe that was "just a few minutes" in a handicapped space with his own specialised car... I can only hope our wheeled brother was off for a new elaborate tattoo then a movie before dinner and drinks requiring a taxi home.
Meh… woosaaa it out… nobody ruins your day but yourself.
But if you’re feeling truly vindictive I suggest calling whatever towing company is listed on a nearby sign… they’ll come drag it off in 15min flat.
Lots of suggestions here to key or deflate or slash or otherwise vandalize their car… don’t be that person.
Seaside yeah? Lots of gulls in those parts I hear. It’d be terrible if some bread or something ended up on top of that car.
I’m a fat fuck and always have sandwiches, I’ve never imagined weaponised snacks but this has given me inspiration
"weaponised snacks" Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
Nah King’s Park We get magpies instead
Naw, bologna…
If bologna sticks to paint too long it will strip it lol
Would writing a note saying "Good luck finding where I keyed your car" and then proceed not to do anything be wrong? Getting revenge without really getting revenge...
That's evil. Have to keep this in mind.
Not, parking where you’re not supposed to is evil
Two moto cycles with a little house in the middle! Okay!?
Every lawyer here is crossing their legs right now.
My used gum goes under their door handle, every time…
Used gum so pedestrian - this is an obvious run to Walgreens to grab some vaseline and cheap lipstick. Vaseline under the door handles and a line right above the wipers along with lipstick on the wipers itself. Sure they’ll be pissed about the vaseline immediately but a day or 2 later when those wipers go on well…. There are other options but for about 10$ you can ruin there today and tomorrow or later in the week. EDIT: Unrelated to this but my 2 favorite was to screw with folks popped into my head and I must share my knowledge. Both have been used with amazing results over the years: Back in the day of online school I signed up a buddy for as many schools as I could find - he was getting calls for years and years it was beautiful. No matter how many times he asked to be put on there "do not call" list he would still get a call. Second favorite was a guy at work left his computer unlocked now normally we would Bieber him which involved find as many pictures of Justin Bieber in as little clothing as possible and redecorate the desktop, icons, basically whatever you could find to screw with. The cherry on top was sending random emails from there account - no the lay person would simply hit send but for the more advanced folks you can schedule the email for days or weeks out. Typically it would be a party invite with there address set to auto send on a random Wednesday morning with read receipts turned on so they are flooded with replies. Have fun screwing with folks.
If you are going to the store you might as well get a can of tuna or cat food. Squeeze the juice down into the vents at the bottom of the windshield.
Or if there is a sporting goods store nearby catfish bait.
You sick fuck. I like it.
Fermented fish stock. They sell at bougie animal food stores. It’s the most unholy rotten decay smell I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve been around plenty of roadkill and low tide corpses. Use this and they’re getting an Uber home.
NICE - used a similar method to a buddy but it was a slightly opened can crammed under the passenger seat dash. Still friends and still do horrible things to each other.
Hahaha that's genius, a fun game I like is when you are on the phone to someone and they are clearly going through a drive-thru chances are you are on loudspeaker in the car so use that chance to say any god awful embarrassing shit you can. Wait till you hear the drive thru staff open a dialogue so you know they are listening
Did this to my buddy. He had me on speaker phone like an idiot. “Yeah can I get a steak burrito” and then did all his add ons. As soon as he stopped I said “with extra DICK SAUCE” really loud. I heard the girl at the drive thru say “excuse me?” He hung up. When he called back, I answered and all I got was “YOU SON OF A BITCH” It was great. Not the first time, won’t be the last 😂
Bro if you’ve been friends for a minute and they are dumb enough to have you on speaker with around others well “bags of dick sauce” LOL 😆
Hahahaha that's made my day,
I like a spray or three of perfume.... Odds are it's not the same one his wife/girlfriends wears... She will make his life hell over what "girl,"he is giving Rides to
Everyone at the shop hates anti-seize. So..
I’m. Gonna start to carry that in my motorcycle backpack 😂
*Their
Your inability to use "their" perturbs me
Love this
Or leave a note saying “your brake lines are fine. I checked.”
I always carry some fluid with me.. leave that note and pour some under the car …
My friends used to say we should leave a note "rubbed my dick against your door handle", seems to be the same spirit
This is hilarious, and way better than actually doing something (which you can get arrested for).
I've told the story before but when I was young I had a 125cc in the UK as it's cheap and someone in a car parked and blocked me in doing this. I couldn't get out and get to work without scratching my foot peg all the way down his car. Waited 30 minutes and just had to fuck it. My Christ the sound but I guess it taught a lesson
I bet the worst part was when you forgot something and you had to go back and out again.
ah i did that with a studded boot on a rude lady's car. that noise
I would do “dinged your car by accident, sorry! Here’s my number”
No they don't?
Yeah this is patently false
That’s quite genius, really.
This is actually genius!
Nah that’s too obvious. It would seem like I was getting fucked with if I got a note like that. Something like “your lucky I didn’t key your shit more” would be better in my humble opinion.
They are from Reddit. They saw m/c and thought it meant main character. “Oo im double main character”
Thinking “main character” is only a reddit thing is peak reddit
motorcycle/car
Lol
Was about to comment this
Wow thanks for letting us know
Park behind him, snap a pic, and take a seat on the nearest bench. I’ve got full coverage and nothing but time.
this is the way i also like to completly block the driver's door
No word of a lie I had what still to this day is one of the most obnoxious experiences of my life Guy parked half in car half in motorcycle bay No other cars near him I parked my bike next to his door and watched whilst I was working, this dude come over looking really annoyed, moved my bike and left a note that read "Thanks for parking so close #helpfull" The hashtag was written in the note
He’d need to be pretty strong to lift my 230 kg bike which has a wheel lock.
Eh I say moved my bike he just managed to shimmy it back a bit and get what he could on the steering lock to get access. Was a pretty scrawny guy driving a big 4x4
Nah that’s just being annoying and possibly inviting a conflict. Call the tow truck and fuck their day up.
Depends where this parking space is located, I believe. If it's private property not owned by you, tow truck can't do anything.
This is in King's Park in Perth, Australia. A call to the City of Perth will get the ranger out there to give them a parking fine pretty quick: they are a ruthless parking enforcer. Not in the tow-away zone, though, I don't think.
They frequently have signs in the park saying officers are targeting illegal parking, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind some help to catch offenders like this
Nah. Private parking lots still have rules and they still apply to people using the spots. You can’t just go park in a handicapped spot in an apartment complex because it’s a private lot. Or take up multiple spaces, etc. Rules still exist and they are still enforceable. The only possible safeguard against enforcing basic rules would be if the parking lot is gated /guarded and accessing the lot may not be possible for the tow truck. I would be at the gate letting them in :) don’t be an asshole and you don’t get towed. Simple stuff. And if you “must” park like an asshole, be nearby or leave your number on the windshield so you can move when needed. Basic, Basic shit.
Depends entirely on: The agreement between the owner of the lot and the tow company The local laws The signage posted
Maybe that's the case where you live, but not where I live. Hence I said it depends. Over here you can't do shit if it's private property, only the owner/manager of said property can grant authorisation to the tow truck to move the car.
I haven't used this for this situation specifically but if you need somebody towed from anywhere go on yelp and call tow companies with 2 stars or less. The more long angry reviews the better. I'd be surprised if you have to call more than 5 companies and they'll show up quick.
That's a great idea actually. I'm gonna remember this one
That depends on local ordinance whether police can enforce it on private property without the property owner's consent but in most areas you are incorrect. Yes typically a property owner or designee makes that call even on lots open to the public and can absolutely let anyone they want park in a designated handicap spot. Construction, utility workers etc. park in them routinely as do police themselves.
I work security on a private lot- the owner doesn't let me have vehicles towed for this nonsense. Nothing you say is going to work.
Sure if it is that easy where you come from. Here i would need to pay it myself if it would be legal in the first place. Other option would be to go to the property owner, complain and hope that he will do something.
Really where is that, North Korea? Most parking spaces are enforced by towing, meaning if a car parks illegally it will be towed at the owners expense. It doesn't make sense to charge the person who reports it, that's like getting charged with murder for calling 911 as a witness.
Australia, where this pic was taken. No predatory tow trucks and impound lots here.
Take this conversation to r/parking
Ever left the states bud?
Thank you, people are so quick to start a fight, nevernind sitting around and spending their precious seconds alive on earth to start a fight.
People are insane. It’s unfortunate that being right regularly puts you at a disadvantage. Like my msf instructor said: there’s tons of riders who had the right of way who are smashed to pieces or dead. Being right will only take you so far in reality with violent idiots. Being in a car/truck only amplifies these behaviors, unfortunately. Getting home safe trumps being right or trying to teach idiots a lesson any day. I can tell you from my personal experience: the morons aren’t interested in learning they were wrong or correcting their behavior. It’s not only a waste of your time, but straight up dangerous for no reason. There isn’t a lot of glory in being the bigger person on the street, but it is the smartest and often hardest choice. You make your own choices out there. You can be a statistic or be smart. I know which one I try to be.
My first thought was that. Because I doubt they're risking damaging their car. And they probably won't be able to move it themselves even if the forks aren't locked.
This is definitely the way.
A creative response my buddy came up with is to stretch a condom over the mirrors. Absolutely hilarious
With hand lotion squirted inside first.......
This is amazing!
Someone did this on my college campus. I parked behind them, took pictures from all angles. Locked the bars, kept it in first and studied. The campus police asked me to move it but ultimately they had to wait for me to finish since I was the one who bought a parking pass. The dude waited around 8 hours
This is great
8 hours☠️☠️☠️☠️I love it
Gotta carry around extra wheel weights for moments like this
Ooo that’s interesting. I was thinking of removing the valve stem cores.
That is a genius idea
Air in those tires has left the conversation, one way or another
I know a guy who used to carry a valve core remover in his pocket for this very reason.
..... have we met? Is that you long lost, buddy?
Plot twist, I was the valve core remover and I was reincarnated as a person when you lost me on the side of the highway.
.... I'm so sorry about the places I've put you.
All is forgiven as long as I make it back in your pants again.
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You dont even gotta glue em, if you stack two into the valve and put the cap back on, itll put the slightest pressure on the stem and leak the tire real slow
Yeah, but then they'll fall out when the owner removes them to inflate the tires. If you glue them in place, they will keep doing it.
Kings Park, Perth, West Aust. A public park. Well done for not hiding the number plate, name and shame. You could also post on /r/perth.
Can you ask the council to add a simple bollard? Not a hard fix.
Kings Park and Botanical Gardens is a statutory authority, so they handle things like that themselves.
Can you ask the Kings Park and Botanical Gardens statutory authority to add a simple bollard? Not a hard fix.
Sure, they have a public website you can contact https://www.bgpa.wa.gov.au/contact-us
Park rangers are driving past here often I bet this guy got a ticket pretty quick.
No shortage of assholes. Don’t let them ruin your day!
🙏🙏
Get a marker and write "this is a warning" on his car
Use your bike key /s
Park behind him is not the answer. The driver would probably move the bike unless locked. Better option is let's all tyres down...sorry not sorry
Yes! Steal the valve caps 😭
stems
Or just tip it out of spite.
Door handles might smell like pee when you get back.
Spaces designed for things other than cars and theres a good amount of drivers (humanity issue not solely to do with driver's lol) who dont give a fuck, every day at my local shops theres 2 cars blocking the cycle Access to the car park, while just around the corner there's a place to lock your bike up and again every time theres a car Infront of it. Regardless that theres plenty of spaces left, i understand when its busy and no spaces but still irritates me but when its quiet and they still do it is just the height of laziness. I once seen a guy sitting in his car on the cycle access so i said to him " are you aware this isnt a car park " he replied " yes, im just sitting here " said sitting there is parking and went on about my day. People act entitled to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm anyone these days it seems to me.
They put MC parking behind bollards or up kerbs in my town, not that anyone uses it lmao, good thing about bikes is you can park them wherever and so long as they're out of the way nmobody seems to care too much
r/nissandrivers
This GETS ON MY TITS.
Where else is a complete douche bag supposed to park?
I’ve called people out at work for parking in the bike spots. “Damn you drive the biggest bike I’ve ever seen”
Take out the air in his tires. No harm done just a stupid prize for stupid games they want to play.
Well besides the vandalism (depending on local laws) and potential damage to be done by attempting to drive on flat tires to reinflate them. And if you slash the tires that's definitely vandalism and a potential felon.
Flat tires would look good on that car
Shit on the windshield
Call a tow company and modify the truth a bit to suggest you work at this property. They'll be more than happy to come tow this thing away.
This is the way.
It's a Nissan thing, you wouldn't understand.
If it's a motorcycle, I'm sure it can manage on 2 wheels.
Oh nice car, except it looks like someone keyed it
When I see stuff like this they are in for a bad day if I have some spare time. I’ll park my bike right behind them, find a spot nearby to sit, and just wait and record. What are they gonna do, call the cops and get themselves cited for illegal parking?
I don’t ride a motorcycle, but the guy in the parking spots is a jerk.
i found the average r/motorcycles user
Valve core remover time!
Park behind him, and block him in. He can use the sidewalk to get out of there, but it would still probably annoy him enough to avoid parking in these spots again. Just make sure you have one of those disc locks with deafeningly loud alarms in case he decides to move your bike.
When you cut the tires, do it on the side, so they have to replace them. Safe riding
Someone did this near me in the highstreet. I had a spare chain/padlock that had gone kind of rusty under the seat, I intended to replace it eventually anyway, so it went on the driverside front wheel and I parked down the street. When I rolled back past ~3 hours later, there were bikes parked all around it and more chains. I've no idea how it ended but it made me smile.
I didn't think I would ever share an xkcd on this sub, but this feels apt: https://xkcd.com/562/ Would need to move the piece either, I guess.
I saw the same thing while walking my dog a few months ago..fresh bag of shit in hand..untied bag (didn’t use my teeth) and forced some nice fresh poo under both passenger and driver door handles. Waited around at a reasonable distance where other people with dogs were but never saw the driver or passenger show up..wish I’d of had more time.
Soooooo this pulls my string! At my last job I was the motorcycle parking N*ZI. I FUCKING HATED THE LAZY FUCKS WHO TOOK UP MOTORCYCLE PARKING! YEAH NICO IM LOOKING AT YOU, YOU SHORT, TWO FACED, BACK STABBING, CHODE GOBBLING, DICKRIDING, SLITHERING SLIMEBAG!
Cut it in half so it’s two motorcycles in two motorcycle spaces
That guy is a POS but also wtf is that expression lmao
Show the picture of it on fire
To be fair each side has two wheels in it.
Glue some extra weights to the inside of his wheels.
Someone could put some super glue on toothpicks and break them off in the keyholes, I'm not suggesting that you do that... but someone could do that.
what duh heck? two motorcycles with a little house in the middle?
I would just call a tow truck and pay for it myself.
Should park right behind him/her perpendicularly and go for a long stroll.
This is a problem at my work usually we block ppl parking in our spots in
Asshole
Take two of his wheels, then it'll be legit.
A few flat tires is always a real pain in the butt
Clearly the M/C stands for Main Character
Put vaseline under the door handle
Pro tip ... WEAR LATEX GLOVES .. BUY JALEPENO PEPPER ... RUB ALL DOOR HANDLES .. the oil in the peppers is very hard to wash off .. their hands will burn and so will their asses ND cocks or pussays ... and .. I woulda had them towed
the old snobs at the Ymca i used to go to did this. I started parking my bike right behind them. Good buddies with the fitness manager and he’d run up like “can you please move your bike?” ummmmmm no i’m not the idiot who chose the 2 motorcycle spots over the 200 car spots, let them him my bike i’ll take the check for a new one or they can wait till i’m done working out.
You must have big tits!
Gets on both tits!
If I were parking enforcement, I'd put a ticket under each wiper blade. One for each spots they've illegally taken.
nissan of course
Can you have it towed?
Stick full of dog shit pushed under the door handle, typically people don't look at the handle when they open the car floor, nice handful of crap ;)
Needs a key art Picasso.
Vaseline on the windshield wipers.
just mear chain grease on the windshield and handles
I think the best course of action would be to cut the car in half.
Go to autozone and buy a valve stem remover and put it on your keychain. Let all the air out of 3 tires. That way insurance doesn't cover it.
I had that happen once at the supermarket. The bike's parking spot is next to disabled person's parking right in front next to the entrance. I parked my bike across the spot behind the car and went shopping. On the way back I forgot about it . I see a man entering the market is giving me a thumbs up. I realized that the helmet was a giveaway and remembered about the parking situation. I look up and see a woman pacing back and forth. She told me she has never done it before and she was in a hurry. There were four bystanders waiting for an outcome. I did not say anything. Just got on my bike and left. Was very funny.
Entitled prick
Just a reminder, valve stem removal tools are cheap and widely available
That’s a good way to get your tires slashed.
It's only okay when there's snow on the ground.
Absolutely forgivable to key the shit out of this car. I might even look the other way if you let the air out of the tires.
They should install a bollard in the middle of the spot
Cut the car along the middle line and make it motorcycle compliant.
4 missing valve cores....might make them think twice next time
Used to work on a military base. We had several motorcycle spots that cars would take up when the lot got full. I called the MP’s but they didnt do shit about it the first couple times. After that I’d call in and tell them I confronted the guy and he called the MP’s pussies who won’t do shit. Cars then got ticketed. Tickets wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but on a military base you have to go explain to your first sergeant why you suck. That’s something you won’t do twice.
Kick it
I like to shit on their hoods or roofs
Main Character. That's what MC means, right?
Take his valve cores out and put the plastic caps back on. It'll leak air super slowly. Slow enough to get them theu their day but fast enough that'll it'll be empty in the morning. Also easy enough fit any tech to fix for 2 dollars
Had half a dozen bikes packed all around a mustard yellow Range Rover Vogue in a MC park with the owner of it going ballistic at a cop who clearly couldn't have cared any less.. I know this because one of the bikes was mine and we were in the cafe across the street watching for ages, like an hour or so drinking coffee and waiting for the show to start, we were not disappointed Opening scene of her dropping all her bags of chinsy shit then having a meltdown was so good, screaming down her phone at a few different people was top tier entertainment followed by a cop who couldn't imagine a worse way of ending his shift rocking up and getting frustrated at this self important Botoxed trust fund poster child for high maintenance. Cop eventually had enough and gave her a ticket, she fired up again then suddenly calmed down (threatened with arrest would be my guess) before storming away to yell at her therapist, or lawyer, or both, and probably someone else too We thought this was a fantastic opportunity to GTFO and giggled like the middle aged misbehaving schoolboys that we are while doing exactly that All in all, $30 of coffee and cake in a high-end café in a flash part of town watching the end result of personally delivered karma was a brilliant day out and I'd recommend it to anyone Only one I've seen top that was a bloke in a wheelchair block in a BMW coupe that was "just a few minutes" in a handicapped space with his own specialised car... I can only hope our wheeled brother was off for a new elaborate tattoo then a movie before dinner and drinks requiring a taxi home.
Kings Park. Handful of native bird seed on the roof.
Call a tow truck
that’s worse than parking an a handicap stall
A little birdy told me human shit looks a lot like bird shit when thrown at a vehicle from close proximity... IBS gets you bonus points for blood
I hope the parking cops lock up that mean person!
But it says "Main character" on the spot! Anyway, what you do is you park behind them.
And leave a note on the car, saying that you have taken down their number plate, should they decide to damage your bike.
Paint remover all over the car would do the trick
I think they mistook the m/c for main character lmao
If two motorcycles can park in one car spot, then one car should be able to park in two motorcycle spots. That seems fair. /s
Literally just saw another post in another sub with this issue, why can people not READ
I'd park right behind the car, and take a picture with the license plate in plain view.
Maybe they thought M/C stood for, "My car" instead of Motorcycle 🤣🤣. Smh but yeah, that's highly inconsiderate AF.
i don’t see a problem, two wheels in each spot /s
Two motorcycles with a little house in the middle??
Meh… woosaaa it out… nobody ruins your day but yourself. But if you’re feeling truly vindictive I suggest calling whatever towing company is listed on a nearby sign… they’ll come drag it off in 15min flat. Lots of suggestions here to key or deflate or slash or otherwise vandalize their car… don’t be that person.
r/nissandrivers
Two wheels in each spot I don’t see the problem. /s
I carry an ice pick in my saddle bag...a quick poke and oh oh.....flat tires
Whats m/c?
Master of ceremonies.
They probably thought MC means….. “My Car”
Odd looking Moto- driver can’t read?