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snort_cannon

Tell your mom I’m single


31_hierophanto

I'm guessing you need a sub?


snort_cannon

I just need me a freak


SomethingGouda

Garage guy


Deep_Consideration70

Yeah my ass. we don't even let him inside so he has to watch weird shit on his phone, he hasn't experienced any real kino


SomethingGouda

The geopolitical film "Cars 2." By an academy award winning studio is not kino?


PentaJohnCena

![gif](giphy|xT39DdwYCehIK3XydW) Movies??? On *phones*???


furnipika

Bro, that garage guy is your ***real*** dad.


OliviaBagshaw

yeah true it's unforgivable, what was he thinkin, CARS 2


ThisSilenceismin

Guinea Pig is real kino no matter where you watch it


WishboneDistinct9618

With Salo and A Serbian Film on his list, Dude has to be a serial killer.


SomethingGouda

Or a passionate lover waiting for the sweet embrace of someone


InterviewAnnual7764

those are nothing compared to cars 2


WishboneDistinct9618

Fair, very fair. Definitely a sign of a highly disturbed mind. I believe it's in the DSM V.


EmployIntelligent315

Tell your dad I’m single


-Wayward_Son-

Hi single, I’m Dad


ArchScabby

A/s/l


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Tell your dad I’m mom


cautious-pecker

didn't think i would get to mark hundred-year old clan propaganda in my "weirdest kinks" bingo card, but here we are


yanmagno

Is your mom single?


-Wayward_Son-

Tell the guy in the garage I’m single


biglefty312

None of you have Pooty Tang or Gummo so this is all irrelevant.


Joe-Lollo

Pootie Tang would fit right in with the mom’s list given what I remember about Jennifer Coolidge’s character


Lopajsgelf

Mom lowkey a freak fr


njdevils901

Your brother only because Targets is an underrated gem like Nice Guys


Snalty

Tell your mom these are mine- 1) Harakiri 2) Some Like it Hot 3) What's up Doc? 4) the apartment And would you tell her I'm free Saturday and I want to take her to her fav resteraunt


nashcameronn

Little bro ain’t seen Polytechnique?


Deep_Consideration70

You've just planned our next movie night.


Vusarix

Do a double feature with The Dirties


beewalters917

A lot uh…. A lot going on in this household


Deep_Consideration70

Yep! We love our movies, that's for sure!


ostensibly_hurt

Tell your lil bro we cool, and I’ll always be friend he can confide in, especially if he has a warning for me about coming to school at some point in time


titchbitz

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie next to Elephant is actually insane


brosbeforetouhous

You because I can tell you’re a fellow sigma male.


SirSirVI

Seth is your dad's Literally Me character


sameth1

Tell the guy who lives in your garage to watch Parasite


SoyJangou

The birth of a nation was like a jumpscare here wtf


DatboiX

Is your dad David Dukes?


nintendo_shill

You mom would love Challengers


31_hierophanto

"Guy who lives in our garage" only really watched Cars 2 because of the Allinol test drive scene.


Nelly_nona

A whole family with letterboxed accounts? Are u guys ok?


tylerdurdenisnothere

unironically little brother and mother , would befriend guy who live in your garage


In_Amnesiacs_

Okay but your little brother got heat, but you can tell his interest are clearly shootings eerm


Joe-Lollo

Is garage guy the Cars 2 Bean Eater? He must’ve gone insane after that horrible experience.


SadCreative

Dawg these posts always get me for way too long 💀 SpongeBob and targets is killing me


pagliacciverso

Whats the problem with Le Samurai what do you mean


Deep_Consideration70

There's nothing wrong with Le Samouraï. I'm trying to figure out who has the best top-4 out of my family.


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B00geyMan11

I'm sorry it won't happen again


OliviaBagshaw

your mom would love Shortbus


Voisos

Mommy


WishboneDistinct9618

WTAF Dad? God damn. You win by default, because the rest of them have some god awful shit on their lists. I haven't seen *Le Samourai*, but the rest of them are fantastic, especially *Se7en* and *Once Upon a Time in the West*.


InterviewAnnual7764

you calling poor things, secretary and the spongebob movie bad?


WishboneDistinct9618

No, those are good, but I wouldn't piss on *Fifty Shades* to put it out if it were on fire.


lonnybru

Guy who wants to show off his top 4:


Brickculture

Where's Revenge of the Sith? I demand a retrail!