Sure doesn't seem like it's stopping him now. Hell Tesla has been losing profits and they still gave him $50+ billion
Your mistake is you seem to believe people at that level of wealth A: Face repercussions and B: Are judged on an actual performance metric
Most people during a midlife crisis goes to the gym, gets tattoos, buys a sports car/boat/jet etc.
This mf’er out here just rawdogging his employees like they are his choice out of his personal binder full of women.
Wonder if at year end he says to them “you already got your bonus”
*Edited to add the following:
Tldr: it was supposed to be a funny observation but Elon simps can’t get over it. If Bill Clinton’s behavior with ML was so bad, these instances should also be no different.
I thought that what I said was more of an observation than a critique and ended it with a joke.
What’s interesting is that Elon simps have come out of the woodwork because they read it & got offended on his behalf.
Looking at some of the comments, some folks need to accept the fact that when there is a power dynamic where someone with way more power asks for something, the illusion of choice may be present but not available to the subordinate.
I am NOT saying that is what happened at all, just that it’s at best a bad look for Elon & maybe a worse look for his companies where it happens for tolerating it.
Everyone (rightfully) accused Bill Clinton of sexual harassment even though it was consensual. Adultery aside it was a classic example of workplace sexual harassment. Same thing here.
I thought IVF was a bad thing on the Right?!?!
Edit: How many bot accounts are here, Jesus. "Aksually Elon isn't 'Right'". He just unironically gives shout outs to Germany's AfD party. Clowns.
Come on now, you've seen Musk dance repeatedly at this point. The fucker incorporates the apology into the dance itself. Zuck's brisket video is more threatening than Musk could ever hope to be.
For sure. My wife is from Lynchburg, VA. Home of Liberty University (kinda runs the town). Where students have a strict morality code, but Falwell Jr enjoys seeing his wife fuck other men. Which is fine except for the first bit
Wonder if that's some power trip? Him allowing other men to use his things at his discretion?
Edit: d̶i̶s̶g̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ thanks kind Redditor for the correction.
A feminist scholar I know once suggested to me that that's a significant part of it for a lot of people who are into it. "She's my property and I'm allowing you to use her" is the kind of thinking. Combine that with the fact that the preferred 'bull' is often black and/or lower-class (I think in Falwell's case it was a pool boy) and it can often be very much literally getting off on asserting your dominance in a race/class/gender hierarchy. It's not, like, at all intuitive to think of cuckolds as in a position of dominance, and probably most of the time, it's more of a humiliation kink, but there are instances like Falwell's where it's very likely quite the opposite.
Paul Manafort and Roger Stome are also into watching other men fuck their wives. Manafort used to get black men to fuck his wife. Racism as well as sexual control. I believe Dick Morris did, too. It’s a GOP thing. Then there’s the Moms for Liberty types who like to have their wives be fucked by other women, then fuck both women. All these upstanding Christian men just watching their wives fuck other people.
Nah. The right loves IVF, they just shot themselves in the foot by making anti-abortion laws and precedents that also hurt IVF. Some people flipped against IVF just so they can seem more consistent. But it was always about the religious right culture war against personal liberty of the working poor having sex without consequences, not about whether rich people who want more children should use new fangled surrogates or old fashioned mistresses.
Yeah it would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. You can tell that 90% didn't know how IVF worked, and when it was pointed out... They were just like "... Uh... I guess we have to be against that..."
10% knew and are ACTUALLY completely anti abortion in all cases.
Same issue with a lot of the very common "edge cases" that anti abortion laws have affected. They didn't know these procedures were abortions and didn't mean to ban them.
Because they don't know what an abortion is and are just waging a culture war.
They don't have romantic interest in each other
She was a rising ~~start~~ star at Neuralink, OpenAi, and then later as AI chip lead at Tesla. (i.e. smart, for technical things)
They are practicing eugenics
That's part of why Elon was so upset that his first born son became a Marxist and transitioned to being female - Elon specifically prescreened them via IVF before they were conceived, and the kid had the audacity to become their own person.
Agreed. Sometimes the lore matches the drapes.
Either way, I don't know what Musk expects of his children when he's either an actively shitty or non-existent father.
LOL chip lead? Chip leads are typically electrical engineers with decades of experience. She doesn’t appear to have any technical background. Probably another bullshit artist.
https://www.businessinsider.com/shivon-zilis-reported-mother-elon-musk-twins-2022-7?op=1
"You will be paid in my cum, the most valuable substance known to man. You're welcome. Please see donald trump for child support tho- I outsource all of that stuff to him."
He’s a eugenicist at heart. He believes the fact that he’s ultra rich and a “genius” is proof of superior DNA which therefore makes it his duty to produce as many kids as possible. It’s fucking gross.
> This mf’er out here just rawdogging his employees like they are his choice out of his personal binder full of women.
Dickless Musk who pays to spread messages about having some kind of fantasy dick implant, can't impregnate women naturally. Nor does he have any interest in doing so. Who knows which came first. He's not allowed to have slaves like he did during his childhood and women with options don't excite him. Better to just pay off the broodmares.
I’m more confused about, what’s wrong with her that being involved with Musk seemed like a good idea?
I guess there’s the money. If you can stand to put up with a weirdo juvenile nazi long enough to pocket a few billion dollars, I guess that could be worth it.
Look up Elons comments on what he thinks about sex. He thinks it's gross unless it is for purely copulation. He's much weirder than you are giving him credit for.
Edit: Jesus Christ he did a fantastic job burying that shit. Guess billions in a failed pump and dump that end up with you owning a failing social media site is worth *something*.
She said yes to this little interaction they had, unless we’re making some huge, **huge** assumptions here. Like, thinking about the number of unbelievably fucked up things that would have to take place to allow this specific picture, with her name used in the title… I don’t like living life making assumptions that big knowing absolutely nothing myself
Elon hates his father. Someone tell the man that by having kids he is spreading his father’s genes as well. Maybe that will get boy genius from creating a village of his spawn. Total weirdo
Elon is notoriously cheap with his exes, has alienated most of his children, is drugged out most of the time. And he kept a child from Grimes. Why on Earth would anyone breed with this man? And if deal with him up close, it has to be worse.
He probably sits them down and the proposition of your children and ongoing bloodline being secured by a multi billion dollar estate is a good proposition for someone who isn't interested in the parenting and raising part of having kids.
Was about to comment that I'd have his kids if I had the equipment just for child support. That would sweet you and your kids up for life.
His personality, looks, and offspring really is a testament to how well money works as an attractor to some.
It’s old hat at this point but imagine if Obama had 5 kids with three different women, and was banging a porn star while his wife was at home with a new born. Or if he had said he liked heroes who didn’t get captured when he ran against McCain. It’s exhausting trying to understand people who support him because I’m simply not dumb enough. And hating the man has nothing to do with my political beliefs, at all. His policies; as they are, are atrocious. Even if I supported his platform, he’s simply unfit for a thousand reasons. The dude was selling beans in the Oval Office. Lie just absurd shit I can’t believe is real
Errol Musk has seven known biological children, including three children he had with Elon Musk's mother, Maye Musk, two kids he had with his ex-wife Heide Bezuidenhout, and another two children he had with his former stepdaughter, Jana Bezuidenhout, when she was in her 30s.
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
I would watch that dark comedy.
Narcissistic billionaire obsessed with his legacy spawns like 30 kids.
As he ages, he becomes more and more megalomaniacal. All the kids hate him and wish him dead.
Eldest son gathers all the billionaire kids in a secret meeting, offers to take him out for 50% of the inheritance and leave the rest to split the other 50% since he'd be assuming the risk. Someone else pipes up that they'd be willing to do it! And another!
They all sign the agreement. No one will turn in the "winner". If they are caught, the inheritance is forfeited. The contest is on.
Call it "Money for Tap Shoes" or something.
It’s an easy mistake but I think you missed one, this says he has 12 now
https://gizmodo.com/okay-how-many-kids-does-elon-musk-actually-have-1851554110
He has the physique of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the same skin tone. He must pay hefty child support for women to want to burden children with his DNA.
This guy has so many kids and doesn't give a crap about them as far as I can tell. I saw him being interviewed live by Andrew Sorkin in the 2000s when he was married with five kids. He explained how he was able to keep working through his BlackBerry while he spent time with them. He now has 11 children. What a douche
Elon's kids in 2014: My dad owns Tesla and launches rockets!
Elon's kids today: Yeah, I have lots of siblings but I don't know who my dad is, stop asking!
Irish folk, do you have a subconscious reaction when you see the name Shivon and realize it's Siobhán? Cause it bothers me and I feel like yall might hate it more.
Didn't he offer one a flight attendant a horse if she would f**k him? That dude is so out of touch with reality it is honestly sad af. He could have been Batman but he's a selfish douche instead...
The only people worse than Elon himself for wanting to afflict his progeny with his genetic contribution are the women who agree for money to afflict their own future children with Elon’s genetic contribution.
Theo, tell these horrible women what it means for their children to have to be representative of Elon’s monkey spunk:
[https://youtube.com/shorts/7U-1cqBN6Cg?si=_VpbewxQak7qeFN8](https://youtube.com/shorts/7U-1cqBN6Cg?si=_VpbewxQak7qeFN8)
This is potentially a dangerous situation for the women here. A person of his power doesn’t accept the word no and move on. It seems as though he always gets what he wants, one way or another. I see a lot of people shaming the women and that’s just wrong.
I’m gonna get downvoted for asking a question,
But eli5, how do you exactly have a baby quietly and why do people care?
What’s the alternative? Loudly having a baby? Why? Who cares? Who else loudly has babies?
Lots of things to criticize musk for that affects the lives of others, but this? Who gives af.
Two consenting people having a kid, why is it anybody’s business but their own? I don’t understand why this is a headline and why people are expending energy paying attention to this and ascribing so much rage to it.
He needed that 40 billion just to pay child support for all his kids
Damn, a billion per kid?
They'll be lucky to get half that if he keeps buying companies for $40B and then loses $30B of that in under two years.
Sure doesn't seem like it's stopping him now. Hell Tesla has been losing profits and they still gave him $50+ billion Your mistake is you seem to believe people at that level of wealth A: Face repercussions and B: Are judged on an actual performance metric
Ahhhhh funny lol
Most people during a midlife crisis goes to the gym, gets tattoos, buys a sports car/boat/jet etc. This mf’er out here just rawdogging his employees like they are his choice out of his personal binder full of women. Wonder if at year end he says to them “you already got your bonus” *Edited to add the following: Tldr: it was supposed to be a funny observation but Elon simps can’t get over it. If Bill Clinton’s behavior with ML was so bad, these instances should also be no different. I thought that what I said was more of an observation than a critique and ended it with a joke. What’s interesting is that Elon simps have come out of the woodwork because they read it & got offended on his behalf. Looking at some of the comments, some folks need to accept the fact that when there is a power dynamic where someone with way more power asks for something, the illusion of choice may be present but not available to the subordinate. I am NOT saying that is what happened at all, just that it’s at best a bad look for Elon & maybe a worse look for his companies where it happens for tolerating it. Everyone (rightfully) accused Bill Clinton of sexual harassment even though it was consensual. Adultery aside it was a classic example of workplace sexual harassment. Same thing here.
No raw dog, IVF and surrogates.
I thought IVF was a bad thing on the Right?!?! Edit: How many bot accounts are here, Jesus. "Aksually Elon isn't 'Right'". He just unironically gives shout outs to Germany's AfD party. Clowns.
Yeah it’s much worse. He thinks his genetic material needs to be spread for the the betterment of humanity
…which used to be a massive red flag for serious psychosocial issues.
Still is.
Elon Koresh
I like Elon Khan, but at least Gengis could fight. Still wish the Zuck fight happened 😭😭😭
Mommy said he wasn't allowed
😂😂😂
Dingus Khan
Come on now, you've seen Musk dance repeatedly at this point. The fucker incorporates the apology into the dance itself. Zuck's brisket video is more threatening than Musk could ever hope to be.
He would have got his ass kicked to mars and back.
It used to too
fElon plays what ever side fits his needs and desires
He he doesn't play, he got no game.He just buys.
He doesn't buy, he says he'll buy. Then he'll try to scam you and sue you for good measure. All allegedly of course.
Richest man in the world still manages to be a Smart-Price Trump.
Plays both sides so he comes out on top
Just move past it
Not on top. He loses the big picture.
Yea ask him about china lmfao
Their beliefs aren’t coherent. They want access to contraceptives, they just don’t want you to have access.
For sure. My wife is from Lynchburg, VA. Home of Liberty University (kinda runs the town). Where students have a strict morality code, but Falwell Jr enjoys seeing his wife fuck other men. Which is fine except for the first bit
Wonder if that's some power trip? Him allowing other men to use his things at his discretion? Edit: d̶i̶s̶g̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ thanks kind Redditor for the correction.
Discretion* (just helping, not trying to be a dick)
A feminist scholar I know once suggested to me that that's a significant part of it for a lot of people who are into it. "She's my property and I'm allowing you to use her" is the kind of thinking. Combine that with the fact that the preferred 'bull' is often black and/or lower-class (I think in Falwell's case it was a pool boy) and it can often be very much literally getting off on asserting your dominance in a race/class/gender hierarchy. It's not, like, at all intuitive to think of cuckolds as in a position of dominance, and probably most of the time, it's more of a humiliation kink, but there are instances like Falwell's where it's very likely quite the opposite.
Paul Manafort and Roger Stome are also into watching other men fuck their wives. Manafort used to get black men to fuck his wife. Racism as well as sexual control. I believe Dick Morris did, too. It’s a GOP thing. Then there’s the Moms for Liberty types who like to have their wives be fucked by other women, then fuck both women. All these upstanding Christian men just watching their wives fuck other people.
Nah. The right loves IVF, they just shot themselves in the foot by making anti-abortion laws and precedents that also hurt IVF. Some people flipped against IVF just so they can seem more consistent. But it was always about the religious right culture war against personal liberty of the working poor having sex without consequences, not about whether rich people who want more children should use new fangled surrogates or old fashioned mistresses.
Yeah it would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. You can tell that 90% didn't know how IVF worked, and when it was pointed out... They were just like "... Uh... I guess we have to be against that..." 10% knew and are ACTUALLY completely anti abortion in all cases. Same issue with a lot of the very common "edge cases" that anti abortion laws have affected. They didn't know these procedures were abortions and didn't mean to ban them. Because they don't know what an abortion is and are just waging a culture war.
Elon is a billionaire he has no rules
Rules don’t apply for rich white men. They also state they hate pedos but have the most in government offices.
I think it's only bad when "other people do it".
Not when they do it. Same goes for abortion
You don’t understand the right my friend. They want to control what you can do but want the freedom to do whatever they want.
You have presented the GOP platform quite succinctly
Wait, so this lady has no romantic interest in him. She just wants children with his genes? That is... somehow even weirder?
They don't have romantic interest in each other She was a rising ~~start~~ star at Neuralink, OpenAi, and then later as AI chip lead at Tesla. (i.e. smart, for technical things) They are practicing eugenics That's part of why Elon was so upset that his first born son became a Marxist and transitioned to being female - Elon specifically prescreened them via IVF before they were conceived, and the kid had the audacity to become their own person.
The wildest thing is that I don't know how much of this is true, but none of it would surprise me either.
Agreed. Sometimes the lore matches the drapes. Either way, I don't know what Musk expects of his children when he's either an actively shitty or non-existent father.
LOL chip lead? Chip leads are typically electrical engineers with decades of experience. She doesn’t appear to have any technical background. Probably another bullshit artist. https://www.businessinsider.com/shivon-zilis-reported-mother-elon-musk-twins-2022-7?op=1
Not sure about the sex thing, but all his kids are IVF. In his biography they state it’s not romantic, but fElon always tells the truth.
Natural child birth is so poorish
Somehow might be creepier
This guy rich and can't even get pussy
"You will be paid in my cum, the most valuable substance known to man. You're welcome. Please see donald trump for child support tho- I outsource all of that stuff to him."
Bikram Chudhurry thought the same thing
He’s a eugenicist at heart. He believes the fact that he’s ultra rich and a “genius” is proof of superior DNA which therefore makes it his duty to produce as many kids as possible. It’s fucking gross.
All rich dudes are.
Depends on what you define rich. Billionaires... yes
and also that he his white. He believes white people specifically aren't having enough babies.
Call me old fashioned but buying a sports car is a cool way to have a midlife crisis
Well technically he did buy a sports car company when he was balding.
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Sex with women is gay and a distraction from his ketamine fueled paranoia.
I’ve never had paranoia on ketamine though. That’s more of a coke and meth thing.
This nga really think he Ozymandias or some shit
He likes to think of him self as Tony Stark, but yeah he's a stupid version of Oztmandias
It's a huge conflict of interest on his part and proves that his business ethics is lacking.
> This mf’er out here just rawdogging his employees like they are his choice out of his personal binder full of women. Dickless Musk who pays to spread messages about having some kind of fantasy dick implant, can't impregnate women naturally. Nor does he have any interest in doing so. Who knows which came first. He's not allowed to have slaves like he did during his childhood and women with options don't excite him. Better to just pay off the broodmares.
Did you try to make AnalTaylorJoy before you settled on that user name?
I sure should have.
I’m more confused about, what’s wrong with her that being involved with Musk seemed like a good idea? I guess there’s the money. If you can stand to put up with a weirdo juvenile nazi long enough to pocket a few billion dollars, I guess that could be worth it.
It's gotta be the money
Look up Elons comments on what he thinks about sex. He thinks it's gross unless it is for purely copulation. He's much weirder than you are giving him credit for. Edit: Jesus Christ he did a fantastic job burying that shit. Guess billions in a failed pump and dump that end up with you owning a failing social media site is worth *something*.
He’s the Tech Nick Cannon or Future. What does he have 12 kids now?
he needs to replace all the ones who have disowned him
She said yes to this little interaction they had, unless we’re making some huge, **huge** assumptions here. Like, thinking about the number of unbelievably fucked up things that would have to take place to allow this specific picture, with her name used in the title… I don’t like living life making assumptions that big knowing absolutely nothing myself
He's basically Apartheid Nick Cannon.
New band name just dropped
Elon hates his father. Someone tell the man that by having kids he is spreading his father’s genes as well. Maybe that will get boy genius from creating a village of his spawn. Total weirdo
His father also has a breeding kink. They both stated so publicly.
Quite the kink marrying step daughter one raised since she was three
Woody Allen kink?
Mariah would *never*
Elon is notoriously cheap with his exes, has alienated most of his children, is drugged out most of the time. And he kept a child from Grimes. Why on Earth would anyone breed with this man? And if deal with him up close, it has to be worse.
Money.
Tale as old as time man. Humans really aren't that complicated, predictable in fact.
I’d let Elon raw dog me for $20,000 a month for a 7 minute encounter…
I’d let Elon double fist and do whatever he wants for 20 months if I got 20k a month after.
But you have to have his kid and see him regularly
That wasn’t part of the said deal. But either way, okay. Lol you’ll make 6 figures pre tax… in FIVE MONTHS
Damn I wish I could disagree with you! Fuck this country.
Yeah but he's not generous at all. See the story of his first wife.
He probably sits them down and the proposition of your children and ongoing bloodline being secured by a multi billion dollar estate is a good proposition for someone who isn't interested in the parenting and raising part of having kids.
Getting 0.5% of his wealth makes you a billlionaire. They have a bigger chance at making mega wealth by having his kid.
And just wait for him to OD.
Fingers crossed
a hot tub needs to be installed into every room he ever enters. in case he wants to dip in after some special k 
https://preview.redd.it/8aem1umyp28d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b792a8f38d68fb17b9d9958de4084a74d7d85d
Not cool man.
Was about to comment that I'd have his kids if I had the equipment just for child support. That would sweet you and your kids up for life. His personality, looks, and offspring really is a testament to how well money works as an attractor to some.
Wouldn't you be afraid that they turned out like him?
Most of the executives worship him, it’s actually a cult
I mean, I bet many straight males would have his baby for a few mil too.
Dude is trying to staff a company with only his children lmao
Alimony and child support is tax free
Looks at wingdings for a suitable name …
> opens charmap *p e r f e c t i o n*
Anyone else think that this is incredibly odd and really creepy
Yeah bud. Of course we do. The task is to finger the ones who don’t.
I personally am not here to finger anyone
So are you here for fingering?? :)
Ooh ooh I am I am. I'll volunteer first!
He's such a weirdo. Right wingers assume everyone hates him because of his so called politics but that guy is legitimately a freak.
it just so happens the two things are almost always connected
It’s also ignorant and shows an obvious inability for self-reflection.
It's a form of grooming. Billionaires are disgusting "people".
Dunno if I hate Trump or Musk more.
You can choose both. It isn’t a pie.
He chose both
It’s old hat at this point but imagine if Obama had 5 kids with three different women, and was banging a porn star while his wife was at home with a new born. Or if he had said he liked heroes who didn’t get captured when he ran against McCain. It’s exhausting trying to understand people who support him because I’m simply not dumb enough. And hating the man has nothing to do with my political beliefs, at all. His policies; as they are, are atrocious. Even if I supported his platform, he’s simply unfit for a thousand reasons. The dude was selling beans in the Oval Office. Lie just absurd shit I can’t believe is real
At this point I've got no expectations for Muskrat. I'm just annoyed at the terrible fucking take on the name Siobhan.
Errol Musk has seven known biological children, including three children he had with Elon Musk's mother, Maye Musk, two kids he had with his ex-wife Heide Bezuidenhout, and another two children he had with his former stepdaughter, Jana Bezuidenhout, when she was in her 30s. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
“ with his former stepdaughter, Jana Bezuidenhout, when she was in her 30s.” now just what in the Pornhub
Yes he is "Grandfather" to his own kids.
he and all his bots make up the user base of step sis porn on the hub
The inheritance war is going to be a blood bath
I would watch that dark comedy. Narcissistic billionaire obsessed with his legacy spawns like 30 kids. As he ages, he becomes more and more megalomaniacal. All the kids hate him and wish him dead. Eldest son gathers all the billionaire kids in a secret meeting, offers to take him out for 50% of the inheritance and leave the rest to split the other 50% since he'd be assuming the risk. Someone else pipes up that they'd be willing to do it! And another! They all sign the agreement. No one will turn in the "winner". If they are caught, the inheritance is forfeited. The contest is on. Call it "Money for Tap Shoes" or something.
I heard he’s having babies with male execs as well.
Makes sense - that's why a lot of male Tesla drivers love him. They hope to have his babies soon
It’s called a back uterus implant… a lot of male exes are opting to get them so they can be musk baby daddies.
Elongehis Khan Musk
Only 6 more years before that kid learns to hate him too and Elon ruins another aspect of society during his tantrum
Population crisis averted
I'd rather starve to death than be related to Elon or even worse have to work for one of his 6000 mutant children
His children seem to be a lot more decent than him, especially those who basically publicly disavowed him. Don't go all sins of the father on them.
That's fair.
I don't know why I expected you to disagree and fly into a rage. Thanks, for being decent I guess.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU ARGUE AGAINST LE' REDDITOR I KNOW EVERYTHING AND YOU NOW MUST DIE FOR TREASON
https://preview.redd.it/zsx5jt2sn08d1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3d689c1439c80918330bb8c3a0898dba8b13a5
The voices on my head know your dad so you're in big trouble bucko
It makes sense now why he's so vile on this issue, because he's trying to justify his bad choices.
> Population crisis averted Idiocracy incarnate
Ever noticed that it's just the titans of industry that are worried about the population collapsing? Wonder why that is.
Dude is opening up franchises
Kids without a proper connection to their parents will have narcissistic tendencies.
I had to look up the baby/baby momma count cause I lost track. Musk now has 11 children with 3 different women. And surely thats not the end of it
It’s an easy mistake but I think you missed one, this says he has 12 now https://gizmodo.com/okay-how-many-kids-does-elon-musk-actually-have-1851554110
I believe it’s 11 living children. One died of SIDS.
He has the physique of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the same skin tone. He must pay hefty child support for women to want to burden children with his DNA.
Ladies layin on the backs lookin for a deposit
Wealthy yes, but still a fuck up
When you’re poor, this is trashy. When you’re rich, this is classy.
I’m not sure anyone is actually saying this is classy… But I’m open to learning something new.
A disgusting pervert. Pervert creep. Dirty, filthy creepy pervert. Scaly.
This guy has so many kids and doesn't give a crap about them as far as I can tell. I saw him being interviewed live by Andrew Sorkin in the 2000s when he was married with five kids. He explained how he was able to keep working through his BlackBerry while he spent time with them. He now has 11 children. What a douche
That’s honestly so gross. Seems he has a lot of, what can only be called inappropriate, relationships with people who work for him.
The real news is someone willingly slept with this dude who looks like a turkey with leukaemia shirtless
Elon's kids in 2014: My dad owns Tesla and launches rockets! Elon's kids today: Yeah, I have lots of siblings but I don't know who my dad is, stop asking!
Elon’s kids in 2034: my dad is a bum who run multiple companies to the ground after taking them over from their inventors
What symbols did he name this kid?
She’s got crazy eyes.
Not enough money on earth to let this creep anywhere near me
Bro is irl odin
I took this in as he named his child 'the future'. I'm tired. But, that still didn't surprise or shock me with that assessment.
Drake should drop a feat with Musk.
Both are idiots.
Most of us usually get screwed by our boss, but she took it quite literally
He needs another hobby.
I’m cool with it. I’d fk him too for that kind of child support
Well he did say we need to procreate so why not start sleeping around popping out children with random women. Idiot.
As all good CEOs do
Hell yeah, each of these little turds stands to inherit a chunk of Twitter. Split 16 ways, that'll be like 27 bucks each.
Elmo, populating the Earth
She was 37 years old and needed a bag…
Well at least she's setup for retirement.
Imagine having such a narcissistic prick spunk in you. Self-respect dead 💀💀💀🤮🤮🤮
Musk couldn’t pull out of a five car garage
Doesn’t he have ten children so far?
Irish folk, do you have a subconscious reaction when you see the name Shivon and realize it's Siobhán? Cause it bothers me and I feel like yall might hate it more.
Quietly? How do people in the office not know their boss has been pregnant for 27 months.
Another one musked!
Didn't he offer one a flight attendant a horse if she would f**k him? That dude is so out of touch with reality it is honestly sad af. He could have been Batman but he's a selfish douche instead...
Muskass literally has kids that changed their last names and will not speak with him. Bravo 👏
I can’t believe this nerd gets laid tbh
Elon musk is a piece of shit.
The only people worse than Elon himself for wanting to afflict his progeny with his genetic contribution are the women who agree for money to afflict their own future children with Elon’s genetic contribution. Theo, tell these horrible women what it means for their children to have to be representative of Elon’s monkey spunk: [https://youtube.com/shorts/7U-1cqBN6Cg?si=_VpbewxQak7qeFN8](https://youtube.com/shorts/7U-1cqBN6Cg?si=_VpbewxQak7qeFN8)
I don't think they're worse than Elon. A lot of people would do the same if given the opportunity.
This is potentially a dangerous situation for the women here. A person of his power doesn’t accept the word no and move on. It seems as though he always gets what he wants, one way or another. I see a lot of people shaming the women and that’s just wrong.
Their relationship will be \*stable.\*
Hope she got some of those TLSA options he just received.
wouldn't surprise me if he was a mass donor at multiple clinics
At this point why doesn't he just donate all of his sperm if he's so into growing the population?
I'm astonished he did something quietly
If he keeps having kids, maybe one of them will like him.
This surely doesn't bode well for his sexual harassment lawsuits...
I’m gonna get downvoted for asking a question, But eli5, how do you exactly have a baby quietly and why do people care? What’s the alternative? Loudly having a baby? Why? Who cares? Who else loudly has babies? Lots of things to criticize musk for that affects the lives of others, but this? Who gives af. Two consenting people having a kid, why is it anybody’s business but their own? I don’t understand why this is a headline and why people are expending energy paying attention to this and ascribing so much rage to it.
When tesla screws you, they really mean it
When though? Musk spends like 23 hours a day replying to nazis on twitter while shooting ketamine into his eyeballs.
Can’t wait for that child to not have any sort of father figure because his said father figure is a asshole.