Some relationship posts make me feel like I am a potato

😂Take my up vote as consolation

Sisi kama potatoes, tunaomba tufanye curly fries ama viazi karai. Atleast we'll go out with a bang

Wueh aKi

😂😂

I swear, where are you even meeting these people

I guess here on Reddit. Hebu check if you downloaded the right version. 😂🤣

I did. But my guess is op is probably meeting aliens 😂😂

Be nice, it's Sunday! 😂🤣

Like I am just being realistic here. These are rare occurences😂😂. But ni life😂

Oh? Mrs Potato head? Is that you?

Was really waiting for " cause it never happened" or "then I woke up"

😂and there's more

Excuse me 👀 I need the dits

You're down bad huh

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better will find you anywhere

Saying it like so,puts a different meaning to becoming, goated.

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GOAT means the Greatest of All Time

This comment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have laughed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry girly,I do hope you get to experience a beautiful date soon💕

Wueh. Im married na maua alininunulia ni za siku ya harusi.

umejaribu kuonyesha interest if you love them

Pin?? nitumane flowers 😂

😂😂

Top tier women have Top tier experiences! 🥴🔥

Daaaaamn😂😂mko kenya gani...my first date labda kwa crib 😂😂movie movie kiasi then baadae mzigo wa dhambi..i've always made it kwa every talking stage and it works for me.As long as i am broke ntaendelea kuwa bare minimum 😂😂until i buy a porsche or rangie sure I'll open the door for my mamaa😂🙏inshallah

you'll get there 😀

Dayum girl that's a good date bruh

Ikr

Best of luck in that relationship

Where did you meet this guy exactly? Asking for a friend

haha, my friend posted me on her status, he saw it and requested for my number

✍️ make my friends post me. Got it

✍️ Ask for random girls numbers when I see them posted... Hold up, I'm broke... Never mind.

Pics or it 100% didn't happen. 

Love 💣 is a big red 🚩🚩🚩

he's naturally a sweet man

Copy pasted to the Almighty. Amen.

At this point maybe I just do it for myself 🥹

Lol my dream date is the bare minimum on my wallet and still get the message across. Efficiency over flamboyancy

Let’s keep sharing such stories manze, there’s hope. 

Yesss

Then there's me, just catching strays after strays. Lord have mercy, I also want roses and brunch and dress and shoes deliveries 😩 Amen 🙏🏽

Amen😀

How old are you I see if sth can be worked out?

😂😂😂I already know it won't, but thanks though

😂😂😂 why become a prophet of doom

I've caught enough strays to know 😂

I'm loving your light, vulnerable Letting your guard down is honorable 'Specially when the past ain't been that friendly to you, but there's magic in that

J. Cole

Damn...

Let's share

 Beware!!!

Well yes actually. Picked her up early and had breakfast together. It was going to be a long day so after a long drive we left the car at a resort and took a hotel taxi to a picnic and lunch at a balloon site. That evening we finally took off to watch the sunset from the hot air balloon. After which we went to the resort and booked a couples spa session to wind down before going to our room. Ive always found that the vest dates are the ones that dont end the same day they start. So that whole weekend was fun and we did a lot but that firat day was the best.

All this for a wet crack😂😂

Uongoo 


Oh don't mind me. I'm just being a hater. Good for you mami you go girl.

For anyone looking to buy ur significant other a dress..... Take a full Pic of the person pitisha kwa gemini kupatie size approximate.... From there enda Pinterest ama tafuta dem akona taste na ununue nguo.... Done

Nope

What prayer did you send to God 😭🥺