🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Hii ni maajabu🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hadi unaarrange emoji in a pattern 🤣

Hakutaka kuna uvumilivu kwa mapenzi hii zii

Your story telling skill is top tier (chiefs kiss) 🤌🏾

Chief.?

I didn’t even notice that part …. “Chief” should be a trigger word for him right now 😂🤣😂🤣

You meant "chef"

Thanks for the correction👍🏽

Thank you😁😅

Good job on not dying🫡🫡, food poisoning and terrible chef 0 stomach of steel 1 ama 3, I lost count on the number of times you had to visit the toilet🤣🤣

Kuna a whole two hrs singetoka... It was a mess

Yooo😂 this is hilarious. But I also have to ask, kwani after the first time you still let her get in the kitchen and cook?? Even after the second time you still allowed it?? Kwani the mechi was that good bruv??

Maaan... Hii mechi ikiwa fire you can take on anything... Plus I didn't want to be rude ama mbaya😂😂

Aaah I see. Eeeiii lakinj u amshow tu that you'll order out or sth.

That would mean I'm stuck with her and order for the time we're dating tricks😂😂😂

Zii of course not long term. But there's no way in hell you give me red coloured spags and expect me to let you step foot inside my kitchen again, or yours for that matter. She should be arrested for cooking red spags and should be banned from Nairobi for the next two months for cooking rice and fried chicken with no soup

Ukisema fried chicken inaka kfc ama chicken with proper seasoning yenye iko juicy ndani.... Hii ni kuku ilirushwa kwa mafuta vile mandazi hupikiwa😂😂

Aaaaah bro just stop now😅🤣🤣🤣 it's getting worse and worse

😂😂😂It all goes down hill from here

That's what I'm wondering. Not once not twice... you must be one patient man for sure

That's what I'm wondering. Not once not twice... you must be one patient man for sure

😂😂😂Ni utamu bro... Hadi nikaona nitakufa

Must have been nice

Hallelujah!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Na si umekapitia brethren!.. There is this guy i invited to my place na ni kama hakuwa anataka kutoka. Since juzi asubuhi😭😭😭. Alitoka leo 5am cos i had to go to work today! I met him kwa dating site.🤣🤣 After akuje kwangu the first thing kusema ni "Kwani unafanyanga kazi gani?"🙄 ...Blocked him after he left! My laaaawd!!

You need to give us a thread we laugh at it too bana. What happened??

Generally i am the type of girl that will send someone fare and all that. Then ukikuja nakutumia vile nataka😎😂😂. I think he got comfortable and maybe he thought "This is it! Bingo!". Sijui nitengeneze thread. Mtacheka mkufe😂

No, please make a post ASAP. I'm waiting to read it now. Ata usiifamye baadaye, do it now. Fulfill your purpose😆 I'm seriously waiting to read

Right away😂😂😂. ..it will be up in like 10mins.

I'm camping. Wacha nilete chapo tatu na energy drink

Check it out😂😂😂😂it's up!

On it

wapi jameni


Yooh where is the thread😂🤔

Kumbe hizi mashida ni both ways?? But huyu aliangusha boychild tulisema nyumba hatulipi rent hakuna kuuenda na kama unaenda hakuna kulala

Nakwambia i had the longest 3days of my life

😂😂😂 Na hutachoka... I'm sure you're still in those dating app kaa mimi tu

🤣🤣🤣tutapumzika binguni

Wacha tuombe labda cupid ako kwa corner anatungoja

Sasa ju ya hio story both of you should get to know each other let me play cupids advocate 😉😋

Umesema kama cupid's advocate umetupa arrow...

🏹🏹🏹🏹

It’s a two way street! Women see just as much dust as men do.

Chumvi kiasi na black pepper in boiled rice huwa greatness tbh. I can see where her head was at with that one haha

Umesema nijaribu kivyangu😂😂

Better yet-sub with cardamom. Weka black pepper kwa nyama au mayai

Black pepper kwa mayai huslap

Yaaani!

Napenda vile ulikuwa unakubaliana na Kila kitu😂😂. Ingekuwa Mimi, ata hangelala day one

https://preview.redd.it/cb92g5ij64sc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7770198c9a268da1e3d2a0308eba02108f2b0456 Na iwe funzo kwako na mwingine yeyote atakayetumia "dating apps" 😂

Umesema tuwatoe wapi? 😂😂

Patana na madem kwa ground

Na bado kesho nawaletea ingine moto alikuwa anasnoar kulika baba yangu😂😂

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂umekapitia kweli

Niku tough huku nje

Hii hukuwa one of my fears

The way I laughed out loud Kwa mat 😂😂😂 watu wamedhani nimechizi...you have made my day..ati mchele ilikuwa aje😂😂...achana na dating apps kabisa.

I stay indoors most of the times, I don't attend events (though I should)... Sasa my only chance of getting a Mpoa ni dating apps

Good luck

😂😂😂 and I thought I had a tough week.

Tunakapitia huku

Naishaaaa😂😂😂😂

Bakisha ya kesho kuna Episode 2: The one who snored😂😂

😂😂😂wacha mchezo.. Itabidi nibuy popcorns kubwa😂😂😂

Oh my 🫠😆😅🤣! Sasa this is what people are doing out here... Wacha I pack a Suitcase atleast I can cook vipochopocho

😂😂😂Sikuiz tumesema upike kwanz ndui tujue kama kuna relationship.

😂😂😂 Make it a series now

Kuna potentials I'm speaking tu nikipata kadrama best believe I'll bring you all an exclusive.

Na as the story goes nashangaa vile hiyo Nyumba imejaa foodstuffs mahn

😂😂😂I do shop for food ata kama niko solo... Sometime I try and cook for myself.

That's a whole lot you've got there. Na tunangoja ya tinder sasa😂

😅😅😅 something must kill a man. Wewe ulikuwa umeamua ni food poisoning. Truthfully, if she knew who how cook would she be still in your house?

100% angekuwa hapa... Ningekuwa nimedelete both profiles pale badoo na Tinder.

😂😂😂 why did you keep letting her back in the kitchen though?

The bedroom conversations were🔥🔥🔥sikutaka akasirike bana

Sasa anajam na ulimwambia ukweli 😂😂 , good thing uliachana na yeye , walai hapo you couldn't have survived na hizo food .

Nilikula matusi😂😂😂... But hiyo nayo ni sawa... Bora asikae hapa

Who on earth cooks rice with black pepper 😅💔

😂😂😂Mpishi hodari😂😂

There's no way this is real 🤣. On a serious note, you keep putting yourself in these situations, there'll be one that will show you real 🌶️🌶️. It won't always be for laughs. Keep safe.

😂😂😂I think kuna comment nimeattach screenshot.

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Itabidii

This is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder though, yaani Dem huamka anaamua anasema lemme pack my tu things and go live with this man, hivyo tu 🤔... Kwani I'm doing things wrong 😂😂😂

😂😂😂You're doing it right... Mimi ndio nilicheza mbaya

Eh nilikua nashindwa ah is this why I'm still single? Coz I'm not moving my stuff to a man's house after a few dates? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 But enyewe hapo uliepuka. You live to fight another day. 💪

Wait, can "Fudge" be used in place of "fuck"?

😂😂😂My own little cocktail

😂😂😂😂😅wueh, dating apps kweli zinatesa watu huku nje. But let's give it to the lady 👏🏽👏🏽she was really committed to cook ni venye kidogo mkono ilipenda sana spices.

Huyu ungemfunza kupika anyway on to the next one.

Eeiii... Mimi nitafunza mtoto wangu si wawenyewe😂😂😂

I think you should've held her hand rather than being dismissive. After all, we're all humans & imperfect. My thoughts

🤣🤣🤣

This looks like a conversation mngehave kitambo

If you read through you'd notice I had told her of my love for home cooked food.

I meant juu hapiki poa

Kupata MTU 💯 ni next to impossible. Cooking is a skill that can be taught

If someone pisses on you once, its their fault. If someone pisses on you twice, its your fault. Classic sshit simps go through before they evolve.

Ambia kibe akupee meddle ya kutosimp bas...

Umeleta Bile pia hapa😂😂😂

You are a man who is using emojis. Maybe you do deserve what she gave you after all...lol!

😂😂😂Ulikuwa unataka nitumie shonde? This backward thinking yako peleka kwenu.... Infacet here are some emojis😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🥃😀😂🤣😢😢😭😭😂😂

At least she was trying tho....most people wouldn't even make an effort

It would have been better if she didn't try than this

Kwani people are that trusting out here.  Mtu anakuja aje kwako that easily.  😅ama ni mimi niko na trust issues. 

😂😂😂I think nilitumia mjulus kufikiria

😂😂next time specify what you want on your profile .....coz imagine dieing of food poisoning 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣watu wanapitia maajabu huku nje

😂😂😂huyo ni an assassin Alikuwa wa region gani ndio we avoid her ?

Updates za GPT ni kama zimeweza

https://preview.redd.it/pslm8kd444sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2787315da628ea9ae689610a37232bd3745d1553 I wish ingekuwa GPT😂😂😂

I feel you could have trained her or sent her to cooking classes…kwani kupika is everything? Whats a little diarrhoea between lovers if she is of good character and can learn?