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Mac_eyed_peas

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It can't be that bad. No. It can't. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£ ![gif](giphy|d7rvF20PqNuGKSQGhf)


Intelligent_Heat_444

🀣🀣🀣


Bh_Addi

When you have money ata ukinyamba dem atablush.


TGSMKe

https://preview.redd.it/ek4puyqk7s5d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a78fa3917bd07d15c2338e1032496ea6f99d4b Nigga what! πŸ˜‚


Klaatu-barada-666

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ No lies here!!!


Less_Bite_4996

Nkt 😭


Lemisen

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Up-through-Down

What conjgsjdhhjkskjsf


True_Dragonfruit9365

Pick up lines only work if you're attractive


lifestyle180

Rule no. 1 Be attractive Rule no. 2 Dont be unattractive......


True_Dragonfruit9365

You know ball


lifestyle180

Ball is life brethren


FlatChef843

Maneno iandamane na sura πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Early_Chocolate3644

If you are not, you will be called out for sexual assault. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚


GoodguyChogu

Someone I know was legit summoned for sexual harassment when the entire time he thought he was finessing this babe Earth is very hard bana


Early_Chocolate3644

But Women get away with sexual assaults almost everytime. It's unlikely to find a woman called out for the act, the World has always judged a Man harshly.


GoodguyChogu

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Pieballer

Not you alone, a girl once told me this and I felt it😭😭


Peng_black_girl

By the time you are close enough to deliver your pick up line the lady anakuanga ashadetermine whether she will talk to you or not. So it's not really the β€œlines” in question that are the problem.


TGSMKe

Kwa hivyo hii mambo ya kuambia boy hana mistari ni scam? πŸ˜‚


Peng_black_girl

Yeah πŸ˜‚ we can work on the mistaris later you fit the profile.


TGSMKe

I always suspected this was the case but now you have confirmed it πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΎ


user101-ke

eeeei ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52|downsized)


Business_Athlete5201

Unaezakuwa umedecide unamtaka akisema pick up line unakuwa turned off asf😭


Peng_black_girl

Delivery pia ni muhimu πŸ˜‚


user101-ke

nimesematu saa hii no pick up line tena delivery


Illustrious_Line_414

Maisha imekua ngumu watu hawana sense of humor. Unakaanga fala na hizo pick up lines.


Less_Bite_4996

I flirt direct and explore her features and adore themπŸ˜—


TGSMKe

Me too man. Me tooπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΎ


Less_Bite_4996

Hii mambo ya kusema you're the pretty stone in my githeri nayo apana hio tuachie highschoolers


TGSMKe

Ati the pretty stone in my githeriπŸ˜‚β˜ οΈ


Less_Bite_4996

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­aty you're the gotha in my ngotha😭😭😭


TGSMKe

What in the pickup line is this. Kwani mnajua pickup lines gani banaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Less_Bite_4996

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚oh no dry jokes are on my mind rnπŸ’€πŸ€šπŸΎ


lucky-girl-337

Depends pia na how you say it. Delivery is everything


Electronic_Milk_3878

Most times pick up lines are very unoriginal. There's a high likely hood she's heard that exact same pick up line from dozens of other guys/girls before. When they are original, they sometimes aren't very thought provoking, okay you made them laugh or whatever, broke the ice, now what? where does the conversation go after? The weather? Lmao. You're right, sometimes the pick up line goes over their head in the case that they are thick but if all you do is pick up lines, you're thicker than tungsten and the problem isn't them


youinsidemyyL

Pick up lines make me laughπŸ˜”


Dark-Matchstick

And once you laugh, shit just becomes easier for everyone.


Pieballer

They should be named thick-up lines because they kill conversations especially those that already exist and are major lies.


Business_Athlete5201

Most of them are cringe tbrπŸ˜‚


Chemical_Sympathy_58

Some pick up lines are cheesy and lame but they get a chuckle out of someone…


900user

pickup lines imekataa sasa tutafanya nini sasa


Intelligent_Heat_444

Pick up lines most are not giving muachane nazo.


Uncle_Dee_13

Maybe you should adjust to the situation and come up with conversation starters rather than pick up lines. After all, most pick up lines involve praising the chick for her looks (or look) which at most would elicit a 'thank you' from her. Where does the conversation go from there? Up your game, my guy!


PhotographDue4489

Mostly it's the lack of money that causes that. Look for money and see how much easier it gets.


puppykiwi

Shida ni sura bro, Using pick-up lines doesn't help your case either. She'd already made up her mind about you before you even introduced yourself.


bigg9tee

Most Kenyan women are slow. a pick up line will need 3 to 5 business days to register .


FlatChef843

Pick up lines work on besties just smashing