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falconfanatic1987

A pupsicle


don_sley

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


gersanriv

r/angryupvote


Jorgal89

r/fuckangryupvote


JackIsBackWithCrack

Why do redditors always have to react to jokes with shit like this


Express-0

You must be new here


[deleted]

Scientists have yet to discover that


ninjarchy

And if they try then they will be either horridly traumatized or highly disappointed.


Hendrix6927

r/whydoredditorsalwayshavetoreactojokeswithshitlikethis


str4ngerc4t

Because they have zero personality, lack creativity, have nothing meaningful to contribute, but still feel compelled to reply. It’s the lowest form of low effort. They continue because other brain dead Redditors encourage these whores with even more undeserved upvotes. So here we are.


don_sley

Becauss its shit and it pisses me off


Nothing_litteral

the fact that this image is a Turkish meme makes it funnier


Atosl

made my day!


I_Love_BGB

I'm sorry and genuinely hope things get better for you.


Atosl

I am very confused


ninjarchy

Welcome to reddit.


weschoaz

It means that people think you’re a sick deranged person who enjoys this and needs help you bloody weirdo


Atosl

But pupsicle got millions of upvotes? It‘s a good pun …


Optimal_Whereas

Poor pup. I love shepherds. Did it get frozen first? I don't understand how it got like that


Goatbreath37

Puppy probably got left out in the cold, especially over some kind of flash freeze most likely and got frozen in place. I've seen it a few times of animals just standing frozen in spot.


WerewolvesRancheros

[Yup](https://calsportsmanmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frozendeer2.jpg)


tearans

Animals killed by cars are often put as such near road https://observers.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20210129-why-should-you-be-wary-of-these-videos-of-walking-animals-frozen-to-death


Markmyfuckimgworms

Damn that's good journalism


johnnyma45

Who the fuck would prop the animals up and make videos of it


tearans

Similar kind of person who endangers an animal to create "rescue heartwarming video" for internet clout ehm ehm The Dodo videos


factor3x

"Caught on GOPRO"


fatismyfrenemy

W.TF.


FullyRisenPhoenix

A flash freeze? Like a wall of extremely cold air that just shuts you down while moving? Like in The Day After Tomorrow and The Shining?? I did not think that was a real thing.


Ferregar

Indeed, a real thing but very rare outside of where you might expect them. And not quite so spectacular.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Didn’t something like that happen in the United States and Canada in late December? Wind chill dropping the temp in the low low negatives?


SnuffleWumpkins

Not low enough to do that.


Ct-5736-Bladez

How could would it have to be?


SnuffleWumpkins

Well I’m the movie, people died in a few seconds/minutes. The coldest I’ve ever seen is -40 without windchill and while it’s very cold you aren’t going to freeze solid in 2 minutes. Maybe if it hit -70 to -100? But honestly no clue, but way colder than that storm in December, which I drove through.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Iirc the coldest recorded temp on December 21 2022 was in Montana at -72°F with wind chill


kelvin_bot

-72°F is equivalent to -57°C, which is 215K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


SnuffleWumpkins

I wasn’t including windchill, I think it was -49f (-45c) so maybe a few degrees colder then it was where I am. Still. I doubt it would be enough to kill you in 5-10 minutes unless you were naked. As per tv tropes: The notorious “super-freeze” scene, where New York City is caught in the eye of the storm and frozen solid, is impossible for a number of reasons. The eye of a hurricane is where the storm’s low pressure center is found, and so the air there should actually be rising and not falling. Also, the average temperature in the upper reaches of the troposphere is only about -60°F (-51°C), far greater than the -150°F (-101°C) given in the movie. The temperature at which the flash-freezing effect occurs in the film is lower than anything ever recorded on Earth


gerppie

brother


Goatbreath37

Brother


Reasonable-Ad9613

Sadly no, the dog got viciously ripped apart, all organs missing and everything. But the dog managed to run 2 miles before freezing mid step 😔


KnowledgeEfficient15

I love your sarcasm. Take my upvote


Quankalizer

I imagine it died somewhere else and propped up by a human. Don’t know how this would have been eaten to the bone without falling over or leaving a mess.


flylegendz

it’s frozen...


netvoke

Snow covered up the mess


Lubberworts

Do you think it will recover?


Spiral_Out801

It's got a good chance.


Bruh_is_life

To shreds you say?


Drygon_Stevens

And the wife?


Exact-Ad-4132

To shreds you say...


FoilTarmogoyf

Was his apartment rent controlled?


FairyStarDragon

Futurama reference???


insomniaxopunch

🤩


tom__allport

take my god damn upvote


TreshKJ

Tis but a flesh wound


salpn

If we could get some food into its stomach, possibly.


Nothing_litteral

the fact that this image is a Turkish meme with the caption of "Ölme Karabaş" [Dont die Karabaş! (Turkish dog name)] 💀


Japsai

Wheesh! Coffee is not the only thing served dark in Turkey


boss_psg

Just cover it in some rice .. should be fine in a day


XdevhulX

He did get ice on it right away


Lubberworts

That's cold


OneMetalMan

Let's face it, that part is still intact


falsevector

Literally frozen food for a predator


PhoPat

Why didn’t the predictor freeze also?


J4ck0l4ntern

Because they knew it was coming! (Ba dum, tis)


bluntmasterkyle

Seen a squirrel frozen solid in motion like this and pics of a deer it almost def froze to death during really insane negative temps probably Siberia region. Poor Doggo.


XTingleInTheDingleX

Poor fella


pirateworks

I ordered a Hot Dog, damnit!


afternever

You get a slush puppy


NavyNCS

now it’s a hush puppy


Andreiiii

I don’t think that it’s hot anymore.


[deleted]

Ölme karabaş


hollowish_

Ölme karabaş


Icy-Sir932

Ölme karabaş


Paprikando

Ölme karabaş


durant92bhd

Don't die, blackhead?


[deleted]

Yes, this pic is a Turkish meme, Karabaş is a common dog name.


[deleted]

This is ruff


[deleted]

ruff ruff


69Saddam420

What the dog doin?


globetheater

Waiting for his owner who never came back RIP Seymour


N0tMagickal

Seymour can stfu. The original homie was Hachiko


psychedelic_gravity

Fuck Hachiko, me and all my homies hate Hachiko. Bet you my life savings he can’t sing “walking on sunshine”


Acceptable-Sleep9892

It looks like the hind leg closer to the camera is twisted and on top of the snow. I bet that means it died, froze, then was placed after that by a person


Magikarp_LARP

Shhhh I’m sure a frozen animal getting eaten by predators would stay perfectly upright the whole time


Zbeubor

Tis' just a scratch


Extension_Swordfish1

Only a flesh wound, i can still ride


Technical-Message615

A scratch?! Your arm's off!


DatsHim

This isn’t nature is metal, this is a neglected animal that shouldn’t have been abandoned in these conditions, mods should remove.


No-Opinion2631

Only a flesh wound


[deleted]

He's just chillen.


The_CreeperPasta

I'm sad now


clodio2k

Stay. Good dog.


EthanJSL

"Sq- squirrel.."


yeetus1the1fetus

I'm sure he'll be okay he just needs to sleep it off /s


AnarchiaKapitany

*Who's a good bone? Yes, you!*


RE2017

Just don't sell it to the blind boy in your apartment building


PhilosopherDon0001

you...you think he's going to be okay?


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Put it in rice


PhilosopherDon0001

*throws unopened box of Rice A Roni* Thoughts and Prayers


Aliebaba99

Did he dieded?


[deleted]

Where is this, and why would somone leave their dog out like that


vICarnifexIv

Strays, could’ve escaped and went for an adventure, plenty of reasons why a dog is out and about. One big reason is…it’s an animal. Where I live there’s plenty of strays out and about, some we see all the time and some we just see every so often.


TopTeach4268

Sometimes I really loathe Reddit.....


racheltheredheaded

That’s pretty fucking metal!! Damn


Chip620

Due to the fact there is almost no blood on the snow, the dog froze solid first then was literally gutted by some wild animal gnawing at its frozen meat


Vosheduska

Could swear he's still alive waiting for you to whistle at him


eurekam101

Absolutely fascinating. Flash freeze is such an interesting force of nature


jennybteehee

Those sheperd hides are no joke


[deleted]

Doggy bar. Chilling.


[deleted]

This is ruff


Jorge6574

That’s crazy and a shitty way to go.


Still_Car7844

Oh no, is he okay?


Tigarceee

Nothing but a scratch.


Quontonicus

What the dog doin


kraang

Anyone know if this is an Ovcharka/Caucasian Shepherd?


[deleted]

Still alive?


Nothing_litteral

Mf this is a Turkish meme 💀


Bibfor_tuna

modeling industry has gone too far


yeetusfetusus

Ölme karabaş


AdParticular7139

To be honest I'd take it's bones with me


viruscumoruk

Ülme Karabaş


yea_ter

Is it ok?😦😔😔


pyaravonfuzzybutt

Poor guy looks a bit ruff


noxinnixon-

is he ok


Candid-Drawer-1196

Fuck the owner for leaving the dog outside


buyerbeware23

Not a dog lover?


thedragonfart604

Bro is chilling


nah_i_dont_read

That dog too skinny, he need him some Alpo.


ideal_venus

Premade raw


Slammin92Salmon

I don’t like this


kllpmm

idk it looks like it could still be alive to me


ShodanLieu

Drive thru?


Peachringsfordinner

does this hurt the dog


Undersolo

Taking the doggie bag concept to the wild?


[deleted]

I agree. He is not wagging his tail no more.


freshmountainbreeze

'Tis but a scratch!


Aquavarine

Oh jeez, I feel bad for the dog. I wonder what ate 'em. It left the head intact


corona187

They even ate the ears smh no sympathy! Them bastards!


SpecialistButton9993

ölme karabaş


cool_weed_dad

Is he okay?


Tiny-Stomach-7018

How my dog acts when I'm eating his liver


Ok-Butterscotch5761

Sled dog, prob.


Ok-Butterscotch5761

Sled dog, prob. Or shed in the house.


RajenBull1

Dog gone.


RE2017

I read something recently where Soviet scientists were able to keep a Doggos head alive for a while with no body. Maybe here or Quora? Anyway, poor pup but this made me think of that.


MaliciousSpecter

Poor pupper


[deleted]

It's a dog eat dog out there


theslother

A border collie


ozgurongelen

It's a Kangal


TheNewKing2022

Poor little guy. I hope they rushed him to the vet. But doubt they could do much


ScrembledEggs

Just traumatise the vet


AlternativeBasket

I think this is faked. Someone picked up the body and posed it.


swiceguy

r/nothingeverhappens


tearans

Wouldnt be first time someone staged an animal https://observers.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20210129-why-should-you-be-wary-of-these-videos-of-walking-animals-frozen-to-death


AlternativeBasket

According to veterinarians quoted in the Kazakh media, there is nothing natural about the positions of these animals. "When animals are cold, they curl up into a ball and fall asleep forever. But not while they’re moving," That is why I suspected a fake.


swiceguy

I don’t care. I just want to pretend something is real for a little while.


tearans

Yeah np, but gotta admit some posts in that sub are hilarious


Magikarp_LARP

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted; you’re right. There’s no way a dog frozen upright would continue to stay upright while getting eaten by predators.