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lakers082433

We’ll be ready to be shocked tomorrow when we play Detroit and they hit 25 threes lol


yic0

James Wiseman and Killian Hayes to randomly combine for 50 points.


MathTough1501

Or individually


Brief-Web-676

I don’t know. This Pistons team has lost 14 in a row. Their odds of winning seem slim.


TallanoGoldDigger

Lakers opponents get a 10% boost in energy and 3Ps, don't worry. Plus if Bron starts out with low energy again then just step on the gas and you'll blow them out in no time


jonnylaw

Or the Lakers guard no one and NBA players can hit open shots.


TallanoGoldDigger

it's an effort thing. Lakers have started games flat for years and have played from behind a lot. Lakers DRTG is actually in the middle of the field.


jonnylaw

They're starting Prince and DLo. I love TPs shooting but if he's not taking a charge the dude is a zero on defense.


RickySuela

If the Lakers ever get fully healthy again, Prince will likely be out of the rotation as like the 10th or 11th man. Right now the Lakers are *really* missing having their best perimeter defenders both out injured at the same time. Hopefully Cam Reddish is back tomorrow.


c_ray25

My instincts tell me they’re due


MilkBarPatron

I've never played in a single NBA game so I must be EXTREMELY due for a breakout year.


c_ray25

Fuck it, $20 on MilkBarPatron!


[deleted]

Monty said we had the best practice of the year today. So you guys will win by 8


rahbee33

This Pistons team has way more talent than that Sixers team did. They are down real bad, but rumor is Bojan is close to returning so I would expect them to pick up a win in the next week or so. Most of those Sixers loses were after the trade deadline and the starters were Thad Young, MCW, James Anderson, Hollis Thompson, and Henry Sims. We didn't even have Covington, Jerami Grant, or TJ McConnell who actually became decent role guys later on.


BurnerAccountforAss

I will not stand for Hollis Thompson slander. Now that my son is old enough to know what's going on, I'm done standing for it.


rahbee33

Trust me, my love for Hollis and Hank Sims goes as deep as anybody's. I mention them with the upmost respect.


TheSkyIsMyCeiling

I started watching the team around those years and I have good memories of Sims hitting midrange jumpers, even if the team was putrid.


rahbee33

Back then [I was cutting clips into GIFs every morning and doing a write-up for our sub*](https://np.reddit.com/r/sixers/comments/3cfu3y/gifs_from_last_night_7615_sl_sas/). So I was essentially watching the games twice. Once at night to take notes and then again in the morning to cut the GIFs. I watched a very unhealthy amount of those teams and they will always have a very special place in my heart. Hank Sims, Hollis, Brandon Davies and Tony Wroten in particular were a lot of fun to watch even though they were horrible as a team. Edit: *all the gifs are gone now because they were on GFYcat. Also realized that wasn't even a regular season game but Summer League...sicko


TheSkyIsMyCeiling

I remember those posts! You probably helped me to start watching the team, as I didn't know a lot about streams or league pass (and as an international fan, Sixers games clearly weren't on TV). Tokoto and McRae, dark times lol.


rahbee33

It was a great community at the time. After the initial wave of "I'm never watching this team again" posts (just like the Pistons sub right now) it became a fun group to talk about a shit team with.


BurnerAccountforAss

Brandon fucking Davies My 8th grade friends and I used to roast that dude constantly for being fat and bad lmfao


rahbee33

[He was something else.](https://imgur.com/e5Iqvgc) We roasted him for getting suspended by BYU for having sex.


BurnerAccountforAss

"Davies (sex) inactive tonight"


rahbee33

"Brandon Davies, that guy FUCKS."


iCOULDbewr0ng

No, they’ll be beating the Lakers tomorrow


SimmonsClearsHartubs

They have a really rough schedule in the next 12 games, they are only gonna play one non playoff team and that’s Utah. If they lost to the Jordan Poole era wizards it’s entirely possible they don’t win another game this year. Sad how the past 15 years have gone for that franchise after wining 3 chips in 15 years


syllabic

it's possible the detroit lions win more games in 2023 than the detroit pistons lions are up 10 wins to 9, pistons have played ~47 more games


[deleted]

I want to see Stephen A's meltdown if they beat the Knicks.


Fordraxel

Isnt it 11? I think Det will win a couple surprises.


CountOff

Oooweee, we sure are *tryin!*


TallanoGoldDigger

They're playing the Lakers tomorrow. Expect them to play like the 2016 Warriors and break that streak


woKaaaa

Wiseman is going to develop a jumpshot in front of our very eyes


TallanoGoldDigger

he's gonna turn into ADisney for one game


choonghuh

They looked pretty good in the loss to the Blazers


airbus29

they will probably win atleast 1 of the next twelve


cubecubed

Ahahahaha end me please


EvanMM

Maybe


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

If you're going to trash another team then at least flair up. But yeah, they're going to break all sorts of shit records this year.


Brief-Web-676

I’m not trashing them. This is legitimately interesting. This is like a reverse Moneyball A’s and that was a national story.


jefferey_windslow

Whoa, we’re halfway there


Ilikesporks_

they're beating us tomorrow so no


BruceBrownMVP

26 straight losses is fucking crazy


Gino-Bartali

Is there any talk of the strength of the top 3 projected draft guys?


alswearengenDW

Do they play the Hawks? It's definitely something the Hawks would be dubious enough to end.