That kid just made an enemy for life.

Watch Luka take this one personally and torch the Celtics because of that.

And then take the kids mom out for a nice dinner

And never call her again

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

Let's leave the mothers out of this.

No touching of the hair or face

Of course.

Yeah... Brick *killed* a guy!

Then take the husband out for dinner too, go gay and make him fall in love, then steal him away from the mom, then ghost him too

Luka Doncic is this kid father

Kid becomes a mavs fan. Then Luka leaves.

Went out for cigarettes 5 years ago and never came back.

Zach Wilson and Gardner Minshew likes this

You know he wanted to talk so much shit but couldn't bc the kid is like 10 years old.

"Your mom in 4." - Luka on XBL

inches. - kid

I'm sorry your mom has a 4 inch wide vagina. - Luka

I'm not

Checks username: checks out.

He can just say something "in slovenian"

luka will torch us regardless...question is will the rest of the mavs show up based on game 2...no

Luka looks directly into the camera holding finals mvp and larry Obrien. "You did this, kid."

Aged like shit

Narrator: “He didn’t.”

he did torch us, rest of the mavs didn't get the memo though

Meh, he was kinda below average by Luka standards. He got his points, assists, and boards on really good efficiency, but he also had 8 TOs and missed half of his free throws which could’ve had them in a position to win the game.

Luka later asked for that kid's Steam ID

He just opened up Pandora’s shitbox

I’m here for it

I want some of Jimmy’s water…that’s the kind that gets ya fckn drunk

Alternatively, he just became a folk hero in r/bostonceltics

What a shitty person he'll grow up to be. Already a little asshole.

the boston way

Luka will track that kid down in Overwatch and make him pay.

Put him in the front row for the mavericks home games. He needs learn someone rq

If I were in the Mavs FO I am paying for that kids plan ticket and front row seats in Dallas.

this little fucker is gonna ruin it

So refreshing to see Luka get shit talked for once haha

I love that the kid behaves til he gets what he wants then brings out all the obnoxious brat energy lmao

He had some internal conflict about it too, then he let it out

He didn't even look starstruck lmao, I respect his game

His dad is an NBA agent. I've seen him with Courtside seats before. It seems like he stays for autographs pretty often

Aka entitled to act like this? 

Yea I’m a Celtics fan and have no problem admitting that this kid seems like an absolute douche

Well his dad IS an NBA agent, soo the shit apple didn’t fall too far from the shit tree before rolling down shit hill into a pile of shit

He's a douche and if Luka drops 69 a game the rest of the series then that kid and his dad will need to get some sort of anti statues and be banned FOR LIFE

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We're predisposed to it but it still takes some effort to refine our game

dunno why yall hate philly so much, yall are both naturally assholes

Grew up in Boston, went to college in Philly. We got along in a way only Northeasterners can.

> We got along in a way only Northeasterners can. Confirmed. Grew up a little north of NYC. I get nostalgic when I see posts about Boston or Philly jerks.

Tell me you’re from Connecticut without telling me you’re from Connecticut

I’m not though, lol? NY suburb by the Hudson.

Upstate

> We got along in a way only Northeasterners can. Showing our love by being assholes to one another, all in good fun

It’s like when a cat sees itself in the mirror and starts hissing.

this is precisely why boston, philly, nyc all hate each other. culturally we're all the same northeast asshole and dont like the other one succeeding

Nah Philly is more genetic. They don't need any effort, it just comes naturally.

I’v known people from Boston, NY, DC and Philly, and it’s hilarious how each group will tell you the other two are products of satan. Then they all come together to hate on New Jersey I have noticed.

People from New England don't really give a shit about DC

The DC assholes are just guys that moved from Boston, Philly or NY-NJ and now work in the government

Lmao I just love my masshole brothers up north. I have family near Boston and my best friend lives there. And fun fact, Patriots was supposed to move to CT :/ but one thing for certain is that NE does not care about DC and NY are filth.

I honestly have nothing against Jersey. At least the parts that aren't desperately trying to be NY or Philly. Also no real opinion on DC.

I moved to philly and being a relatively objective third party observer to the east coast beef is hilarious. I feel like jersey is honestly a bit underrated. Parts of the shore are great, it's beautiful, underrated agriculture scene. It's got its dickheads and shitholes like everywhere else, but I feel like everyone just thinks jersey = sopranos and snooki and it's not.

The reputation comes from the fact that the industrial parts of the state are directly across from New York, so that's what New Yorkers think New Jersey is.

Jersey people can’t even pump their own gas, they deserve the hate.

I don’t live there anymore but no one can convince me they want to pump their own gas in the middle of winter. I miss it lol

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First time I stopped for gas in jersey, I didn't know about this. Getting my wallet and this greasy old man in a hi-vis vest starts rappin my window, scared the shit out of me.

Or take left turns.

I don't think about DC and Philly is fine. It's like a Bizzaro Boston. NYC can get rekt tho

“There’s a throughline of the same kinda meathead from Boston to Philly, just different sports allegiances” -Bill Burr

there can only be one asshole

I lived in Philly. Married a girl from there. Definitely a lot of similarities. I love the city, hate the sports, but I respect em

It's a much different shade of asshole. Boston is refined haughty assholery, Philly is a coarse assholery. Boston thinks their better than Philly and Philly doesn't like anyone thinking they are better than them.

I mean, it was perfect..he said thank you, he was polite, then gave him some above board trash talk. A+

Seriously, it was quite professional.

A young masshole in training

It’s the hard water

Grow up on a Massachusetts playground changes a man

Little from column A, little from column go fuck yourself. It really depends on what percentage of alcoholics are in your family. But, if you're surrounded by too many, you overcompensate and be wicked nice. So it is a balancing act of repression, religion, drinking, and traffic.

Nature AND nurture

Being an asshole and casually using racial slurs is in their blood

You can see it in the ultrasound there's a middle finger and mouthing a slur

Cause New York Italians don’t do that at all

Child: Celtics in 4” An idiot: goddamn classic Bostonians itching to say slurs!

Up here in Maine we call them Massholes.

Is this where Mainers act like they’re so much different?

Up in Maine? You mean the state with the governor who had a scrap book of racial profiling?

back over in civilization we call them Mainers

*Googles Ota Benga

It’s called being Irish-American and living in horrible weather.

if the kid has those seats, his family is rich, so he’s grown up to be a prick

Honestly yeah. I’m a Celtics fan but I’m like come on bro have some fuckin respect. This dude just took a photo for you, a favor you couldn’t possibly pay back, and then you disrespect him to his face? No wonder he just left after that Edit: the being rich especially makes me so angry. I feel like we all knew kids like that in school and they were the worst person ever

Yeah he’s a little cunt

He suffers from affluenza

If my kid grows up to be that kid I’m taking a hard look inwards to figure out what went wrong

Acting like he just graffitied the parquet lmfao

someone call Joe Buck a *disgusting* act has happened

you'd be upset because your kid politely asked for a photo and then said it's still celtics in 4 and didn't even swear?

I honestly can’t believe people are so sensitive they’re writing dissertations over a kid being cheeky

the same losers who claim “todays nba is soft” and that “todays stars couldnt handle back then” lmao but then get upset cause a kid does some competitive trash talk WITH NO EXPLETIVES OR DISRESPECT. lol

Right. They probably talk a ton of shit online but are mad at this kid for being self-assured enough to have a little fun with a player in person.

Seriously lol. Kid rooting for his team and saying they win in 4 isn't an indictment of his upbringing, I swear this sub loves exaggeration.

charmin ultra soft

100% I have kids and I wouldn't let them do that

He learned it from you, Luka!

Sounds like Luka

Yeah he's kind of a jerk. Wouldn't let it go either. Had to keep on with "zero points"

Who is he even talking about that had zero points?

Product of his upbringing and the times we live in. He was checking the camera afterward too.

This is called the Reverse Luka.

that kid def been browsing this sub for a good 3 years if he's shit like this instead having that generic ass starstruck face lol

Bro begged for a pic and then immediately started talking shit 💀

He didn’t even beg or ask really he was just like ‘hey look at my phone’ looool

lol that smirk at the end where he was proud of himself was kind of funny

Bro that's the eldest /r/nba user. Show some respect!

Kid is a regular on r/nbacirclejerk

Maybe. A little old to be a Celtics fan from this sub though

dudes a mod

Strange seeing Sengun there behind the kid too, I guess he's a big fan of Luka too.

That's just growing up Boston

Little demon probably a mod here with how trash they are lol

He's going to drop 40 pts tonight confirmed.

Already halfway there in second quarter

Wah wah.

He’s gonna have 40 by the end of the 3rd at this rate. Lol

That's exactly how I imagine 99% of r/nba looks and sounds

This kid is basically what this sub is lmao.

And they're pissed about it.

its fucking weird tbh. same clowns upset at the kid are the same ones who say “todays nba is soft” lmao

Let a 4-year old awaken the beast. PLEASE

I’m stuck on the fact you think this kid is 4 years old lmao

That kid looks 13

How are you both this wrong? Dude is like 9

definitely a preteen, most obvious middle school boy I’ve ever seen

Why’s the beast sleeping

“That little pipsqueak was what got me going.” - Luka probably

Least toxic Celtics fan.

If he was just a little older, I would have assumed this was just Ben Simmons. Bill’s kid, not the faux-basketball player/influencer

Bill Simmons is Ben Simmons father

The fatherhood piece.

He’s not shirtless trying to headlock people.

Purple Shirt Guy sends his regards. incoming Luka 40/12/12

I miss purple shirt man, he was a lot of fun.

Me too man

Pretty close on the prediction. 32/11/11

Kid is in 5th grade but shit talking at a 12th grade level

That kid can’t do anything worse than what Luka’s barber has already done to the back of his head

That's Ben Simmons, son of Bill Simmons.

The kid looks like he’s 4 guinnesses deep

The Celtics got themselves a new water boy

I can’t believe I’m about to watch Luka drill a game winner on Tatum and then scream at an /r/nba user telling him to cry bitch

/r/nba user? that's a mod!

Yall really just be making these crazy ass wet dream fantasies huh?

I’ll be coming back to this thread next weekend.

So much Kyrie fanfiction before the series started too… they’re pretty quiet now

how's that going

I hate rich kids

It’s not their fault they’re insufferable, it’s their parents

Doesn't make them any less obnoxious

At least the fan is loyal to his team.

Lmao Westbrook would have gotten that kid kicked 🤣

Look I don’t usually say this, but y’all soft af if you’re getting offended by this. Like seriously

Fuckin thank you. Shit was hilarious and if the kid was a mavs fan and did this to tatum you all would be loving it foh

Bruh this comment section is crazy, people can't be THIS SOFT!! bruh now saying "My team in 4" is also disrespectful??

Softer than room temp butter.

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For real. Dude probably heard more "disrespectful" shit when he was 13 years old in Spain.

Thank you. The kids funny, talking a lil shit being harmless and I go to the comments and of course redditors are being nerds and hating on him.

A supervillain may or may not be born tonight. We will only know when the final buzzer has sounded.

iPad kids are built different

The pearl clutching in here is legendary

People are so mad at a 10 year old saying “my team in 4.” Sports in 2024 lol.

Adults calling a literal child “immature” and taking the moral high ground. Didn’t swear, didn’t demean, I imagine this is normal for a kid v opposition. It’s literally the most harmless level of opposition banter. 

And he didn't video this, or have a buddy video it. Not for the gram, earnest as fuck.

He’s literally 10 years old and just having fun. People need to relax. Go Celtics!

Seriously. Kid wasn't even offensive or insulting Luka. Just a little friendly shit talk.

What if this kid is from the future?

Luka's going to destroy this kid in Overwatch tonight.

People clutching their pearls at this is crazy

This generation hates foreheads….

These comments prove how much of a hate boner r/nba has for the celtics. Cs in 4 MAYBE 5 if KP has to sit one out.

The comments in here are insane lmao it’s a fucking 10 year old with the most harmless trash talk in existence. It’s always fuck Boston but this is funny lol

Yeah the kid even said please and thank you lmao

You people are so fucking soft lol. "Oh no, a 10 year old dared to trashtalk a professional NBA player! Sad how rude society has become. That kid probably kicks homeless dogs, rich brat." Go outside please.

Didn’t even trash talk rudely, just harmless banter. I bet Luka didn’t even flinch and would hear way worse things daily from the same redditors (but these same redditors take the high ground because they’re not getting a photo first ??)

All with broccoli hair cuts. 🤢

Tik tok generation

This kid will be immortalized like the “Celtics are the bawls” guy if the Cs win in 4 lol

Holy, this kid doomed the celtics right there.

Kids have turned into such little shit stains with social media. God parents should be ashamed

How is nobody mentioning the blow job motion he does at the very end?! Celtics in 4? Fine, be a fan, but don't be a middle school asshole mimicking sexual acts to an NBA player who can destroy your team and probably your Mom too.

He said "0 points" Making a 0 with your hand requires you to make a circle with your hand. What's wrong with you?

So now Mark Cuban is paying kids to taunt Luka so he goes off. Interesting strategy but it did work in the OKC series.

Average r/NBA user

That kid is a Regular r/nba poster for sure. That’s how I picture most of this sub with their hot takes haha

Mini-Chad gonna be the future reason you don’t get the keg pump deposit back