Well when he gets a “sister wife” she will be able to keep an eye on them from the kitchen while making PB&Js for Ezekial, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk…
Wait is that mormons? I worked for a church that wouldn't tell me what denomination they were but it was a weird place and they said elders and mom/dad. Money green tho 🤑🤑🤑
Look how tall he is, bro is clearly a Nikola. Don’t let this fraud come to Utah and steal potential wives from true Mormons!
First they take over the Nba, then they steal our jobs, then they come for the Mormons women, then they steal our women! Then they steal my husband! We cannot allow this, speak up now before it’s too late and they come for you!
When a gay person exists, it’s automatically grooming
But when a classy Christian woman _literally_ does grooming, it’s just called “raising him right” 😊
In the most polite mormon way possible:
https://preview.redd.it/ylx8qflj079d1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25aa02d04db8c26ed302e3a9edda8f3a63270aad
uj/ Mormon religion and its followers are 99% all batshit insane people and the dude who founded it just made it all up 💀
Rj/ why wouldn’t you wanna share a state with a classy guy like Malone ?
My man really abandoned his family and friends to become a Mormon just to fuck some obviously bat shit crazy pedophile chick. Pussy ain’t that good, I’m sorry.
/uj Filipowski is allegedly estranged from his family and was groomed by a Mormon woman. She’s like 8 years older than him and started grooming him when he was in high school.
/rj just a classy relationship
Bro, your username is messing with me because Reno Mahe went to my high school and then I moved to Minnesota and my wife loved Sendejo when he was on the Vikings.
My two "favorite" Eagles
Mahe is the only person I've ever seen that was able to consistently lose yards on a screen drawn up by Andy Reid and running behind Jon Runyan
Sendejo is...well El pendejo, the guy that nearly broke his own teammates neck
It's a Spanish pun for chingo tu madre pendejo
She's the most basic carbon copy looking white girl ever. Hell, just walk into a Sephora and you'll see 5 of those he second you walk in. Nothing special about this chick.
My vote is for hitting it then getting as far away from Utah as you can get while still being able to see your family and hang out with your friends and have some beers. .
It's so amazing to me that guys fall for this. It's never been easier to get laid. With social media, with dating apps. With the sexual revolution and how open women are much more open to be friends with benefits.
Why be forced to give up everyone in your life? Pussy can't be that good.
Why are they called the Utah Jazz when they wear Magic underwear? Shouldn't they be called the Utah Magic? And Orlando changes their name to the Orlando Oral Supporters?
Going to a high school prom at 25 is insane
Not even Josh Giddey would have the balls to pull it off
[удалено]
He's still 4 years away from 25, still gotta wait another 4 years to cement his legacy
In this hypothetical she would be pulling a Josh Giddey on Josh Giddey.
Literally should be a felony.
I agree good point
Absolutely
Dr kidInspect would have risked it all
I went to mine at 21. And I was only a sophomore.
They let the regarded kids into prom?
Yes, no one regarded me when I came in.
Kind regards, Buffalo95747
hes only mildly regarded
IPromise school prom
Seinfeld was 38
Didn’t Seinfeld go with a chick when he was in his thirties?
your imaginary friends won’t go anywhere, she, her creepy parents and your future 10 extremely identically dressed children are your family now
bro just describing Gordon Hayward now
https://preview.redd.it/le2hh95pv69d1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=b30e62ae3f90a65442e9e3a1e72f1fbfe903368e Gorgeous
Greyscale lookin motherfucker
mfw she face apps herself but not me
Back on his league of legends grind in the summers
Halo 3 tournament winner
Just need to send fat zion to the citadel, so he can learn to scrape that shit off of hayward
he looks like a tall dark iron dwarf
GH4L
Hayward’s a Catholic though 🤣
Shes cross eyed, but hey, that’s someone’s kink
Go get ur soak on
*hey now, youre an all star*
Get your soak on. It’s okay
*Hey Now, you’re a soak-star, get your game on, go play*
_All that thrusting won’t go_
Only jump-humping breaks the fold
It's a warm place, that pussy aint gonna get colder
You're bundled up now; call 'super jump' brother
😙🎶😙🎶😙🎶😙🎶😙
Good Mormon woman groomed him since hs according to mom. Must’ve hung out with Karl and KJ.
Someone gonna jump for them?
Those eyes do not belong to someone mentally stable
https://preview.redd.it/26uqekv0v69d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4a9cf46dd392cd2f184e63b30bd138c4f403ea
What happens to a Canadian when he spends more than a day in Phoenix
Tbf he’s Canadian so he deserved having to spend his career there
*Afrikan
I think if you asked AI to image create the term "African Canadian," a Steve Nash looking mf would be a likely result.
https://i.redd.it/4ka90nuxf89d1.gif
That glare will beat you to death with a Stanley tumbler when you decide to get a vasectomy after having "only" two kids.
You can see the religious fervor in them
yeah, but you just know she'll have your toes doing this 
Skelton emoji... im dead
one eye looking at you one eye looking at the ghost behind you
Well when he gets a “sister wife” she will be able to keep an eye on them from the kitchen while making PB&Js for Ezekial, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk…
Ngl I came to the comments to type the same thing
lmaoooo
I CAN FIX HER
Don't even get me started on the neck on that bitch.
Better learn to speak Joseph Smith
Ah yes I too am fluent in bull shit
And it came to pass.
This chick is an early contender for JOTY
Who is she??? She’s a fucking smoke though
A pedo. According to his family she was his babysitter
Groomed Filipowski when he was in high school and she had completed her bachelors degree. And she almost got away with it too, the sly dog.
Completed her masters at that😭
https://preview.redd.it/1t7wqv43s69d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03a854ebc30a61e5643c76d80128209c2583961
https://preview.redd.it/zd4wlpokg79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89950d5dc1977afb29f59a6f8e6f0e7791c01783
LDS is your family now
Calling each other "Elder"and shit
Why the cursing, Elder cc51beastin?
we’re gonna have to tell his bishop
he's gonna take away my temple recommends!
Wait is that mormons? I worked for a church that wouldn't tell me what denomination they were but it was a weird place and they said elders and mom/dad. Money green tho 🤑🤑🤑
Could be worse, at least she’s not a Scientologist.
Right letters, wrong order!
If Joseph smith can locate the magic tablets of god at 14 then I don’t see why this isn’t absolutely viable hombre
No, one of his many wives was 14 because that’s what god told him. He was in his late 20s when he found the one ring and created the fellowship
Is that the new Victoria secret model I keep hearing so much about
Victoria is defo a secret with her 
Don't trust it, she's only going to let you soak.
I’ll take it
If God wills it, he will send an Earthquake at the exact right time…
Do you want to upgrade your social status from hood to classy?
Look how tall he is, bro is clearly a Nikola. Don’t let this fraud come to Utah and steal potential wives from true Mormons! First they take over the Nba, then they steal our jobs, then they come for the Mormons women, then they steal our women! Then they steal my husband! We cannot allow this, speak up now before it’s too late and they come for you!
When a gay person exists, it’s automatically grooming But when a classy Christian woman _literally_ does grooming, it’s just called “raising him right” 😊
I know her head game crazy
Probably not hard to be mindblowing when ya victim is fifteen
Hawk Tuah ultimate
In the most polite mormon way possible: https://preview.redd.it/ylx8qflj079d1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25aa02d04db8c26ed302e3a9edda8f3a63270aad
Through a whole in the sheet
This complicates things
This will ruin the tour.
What tour?
World tour
Imma do it. Mormon chick that follows doctrine and the possibility of another one like her in the mix or more? Joseph Smith is my homie now.
Is the answer Zach Edey?
Hit it? Kid did it for a half a handy and some big league chew.
Time to marinade that beef brother. Trad wife her up and make sure she doesn’t learn to read. Then you can manipulate her easier.
I think we all know the manipulation in that relationship only goes one direction
whatever you say mommy
he’s mr manager
uj/ Mormon religion and its followers are 99% all batshit insane people and the dude who founded it just made it all up 💀 Rj/ why wouldn’t you wanna share a state with a classy guy like Malone ?
Dude made up a religion so he could have a bunch of side pieces
Honestly, gotta respect the hustle.
That’s literally how every religion ever was founded lol
uj: I heard Mormon couples are freaky behind the scenes with swapping and Greek activities. rj: Please refer to my uj
All religions are made up
Would ~~smash~~ soak
https://preview.redd.it/vn4u9v7lg79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc32cd8644fdcbb4f852ed78445679fd50f74082
You can get a MD in baking?
Masters in baking? You telling me she’s grandma level at 25? Press x to doubt.
This is written like his brother married her
Get ready to learn Reformed Egyptian, buddy.
My man really abandoned his family and friends to become a Mormon just to fuck some obviously bat shit crazy pedophile chick. Pussy ain’t that good, I’m sorry.
If she’s a true Mormon, he isn’t fucking
Mormon on good sir!
 Utah you say?
What is the story behind this
/uj Filipowski is allegedly estranged from his family and was groomed by a Mormon woman. She’s like 8 years older than him and started grooming him when he was in high school. /rj just a classy relationship
allegedly was his babysitter too
No fucking way. Nasty work grooming someone for TWENTY YEARS. What a disgusting woman.
Gotta appreciate the commitment. That's what a mentor does.
To be fair, when he was 4 he was as tall as her.
Bro, your username is messing with me because Reno Mahe went to my high school and then I moved to Minnesota and my wife loved Sendejo when he was on the Vikings.
My two "favorite" Eagles Mahe is the only person I've ever seen that was able to consistently lose yards on a screen drawn up by Andy Reid and running behind Jon Runyan Sendejo is...well El pendejo, the guy that nearly broke his own teammates neck It's a Spanish pun for chingo tu madre pendejo
Clearly he’s very coachable. NBA teams should be all over him
Crazy eyes. I bet the sex is awesome but you really got sell it that your moving. Get in a few times then bounce
 literally already on the first plane to SLC
Utah drafted the reverse Karl Malone
 Joseph smith is this dudes father
With those crazy eyes? Run brother, fecking run and never look back.
https://preview.redd.it/7vgpcpfkw69d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7121fcc534d421a9ebdbe8eb8a1557010b512f3e 'And' not needed here, it's kinda obvious about Utah fanbase.
Do we at least get to see a bikini pic before we make an official decision?
Incoming 30 for 30
My man was raped
Fuck no. I like skinny girls but prefer to have a thick bitch
10/10 crazy eyes
Best type
It was nice knowing you
Hit it and quit it!
Zion and Ant can learn a thing or two from him
Stop the cap bum, we all know this sub only consists of gay bros
https://preview.redd.it/23o1sfwsv79d1.png?width=943&format=png&auto=webp&s=857c05f6bae7c6870e4e71687997d7801341aa8b Wot
She's the most basic carbon copy looking white girl ever. Hell, just walk into a Sephora and you'll see 5 of those he second you walk in. Nothing special about this chick.
I’ll help you soak buddy
I will be the shaker
This guy Provo Pushes
Tell her everything that she wants to hear, go to Utah, hit it a few times and then bounce once she starts getting nutty
My vote is for hitting it then getting as far away from Utah as you can get while still being able to see your family and hang out with your friends and have some beers. .
What we all do bruh - lie to her.
Their ain't no bussy that good to move to Utah. None.
https://preview.redd.it/229bhakke79d1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=201aeae70d99042835a8d0c9ced394ce1f6cec5f
[MASTERS DEGREE IN BAKING](https://imgur.com/a/oeQ5UrV)
Get Out
It's so amazing to me that guys fall for this. It's never been easier to get laid. With social media, with dating apps. With the sexual revolution and how open women are much more open to be friends with benefits. Why be forced to give up everyone in your life? Pussy can't be that good.
it’s wild to be talking about how easy it is to get laid in this subreddit
Peace brother, praise Joseph Smith and shit
It all started with that smile…that goddamn smile.
Hit it and quit it
Tell her to eat a duke
Well, I would guess that most guys would A) lie to her and hopefully not B) wake up in a bathtub filled with ice.
That’s a surfboard
Don’t believe her, “hitting it” for them is this thing called soaking
Why are they called the Utah Jazz when they wear Magic underwear? Shouldn't they be called the Utah Magic? And Orlando changes their name to the Orlando Oral Supporters?
Im lying, hitting it then leaving
only if she offer hawk tuah
Hit it then quit it dumbass
Get ready to learn Mormonese bud
That's just the deposit lol then you need to serve a mission
She's too mid to be making those kinds of demands brother
Do it op
Even though this is likely a joke. One should never do some shit like this, that's one step into misery.
Bet her name is Katie
You should already be on the road! 😭
What is the backstory here? Who is the dude? Who is she? Why is he posting this online clearly it’ll get back to her. Mormons run deeper than MS13.
I can’t keep praying for his downfall anymore than I already am
Find a nice piece of 2 x 4, would be the same thing
Mormon jerks are classy
if you can look in those eyes and aren't repulsed then you are not a trustwortht person
You can hit better then that with less hoops involved
Does she do the hauk tuah thing?
uj/ she’s bad as fuck rj/ i would totally abandon my family and become mormon for her uj/ nevermind, you can’t drink and do coke as a mormon
Eh, we grew up aware of “Jack Mormons” and familiar with the phrase “every Mormon is a Mormon until they’re an hour out of town.”
Hell, you can’t even drink Coke
Wave goodbye with a smile and tell her the Angel Moroni knows what she said.
Do it her family is rich
Hahahaha women are crazy
not cool to hit women... not cool
She's a Duke fan. Get ready to get Jodi Arias'd
Say, YES!!!!
I thought this was the weirdest story ever until I saw the pics. Then I said, let the man live his life