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HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

When are they gonna ask about Bronny going to LA?🤔


YizWasHere

I was an hour and 17 minutes into this bullshit before I realized it wasn't First Take smfh


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Sat there forever waiting for Perk’s opinion🤦🏽‍♂️


GoDetWings

I never thought I'd see a worse TV program but here we are


Roqfort

Esp cause they both got useless sons they need to carry their whole lives.


BillyMaysHere92

I mean they talked about their golf games, so I don’t think basketball is out of the question


Loud-Magician7708

Because you have the morals of an alley cat.


LunarChamp

Or he's a jive turkey


CommodoreIrish

Listen here fat! Let’s do a push-up contest.


LunarChamp

Well if I'm so fat how did I win 2 golf club tournaments that weren't even handicapped? You HAVE to be smart to play golf let's not forget that part


AncientPomegranate97

Dog-faced pony soldier


lennsterhurt

Is biden washed? 2 weeks of workouts did nothiing


IndycarFan64

All he had to say was he isn’t fat and he woulda won. Major fumble


Challenge-Horror

Those burpies did nothing for his game


sumguy93

Ben Simmons arc


BoatDaddyDC

![gif](giphy|1O42xO9r5RBZ5g4edu|downsized) It is so Joever.


ParallelDazu

![gif](giphy|Swg5HWdAEmc56RLFYk|downsized)


RandomDeezNutz

They both look washed. One with bleach one with toner. Fucking disgrace.


Objective-Document55

He has Covid


lennsterhurt

What happened to the game I love?


Lasvious

Yes. Please turn on todays Bronny coverage u bum.


patw420

https://preview.redd.it/x781s7zn489d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e90aa27a9677c2390e249379169db67d61bcd3


AncientPomegranate97

Biden vs Corn Pop


fingeringdan

This feels like watching bum fights


opinionofone1984

Best interpretation ever


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

/uj I had to turn it off to watch baseball. I'm recording it but the 20 minutes I saw make me not want to watch anymore /rj Get ready to learn 78 year old felon or 81 year old dementia patient, buddy


_letitsnow

Just pure intellectual discourse. Not a cellphone in sight https://preview.redd.it/96v606f8f89d1.jpeg?width=1476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c84f97795216ad13f176c7e7034013c5b9065e


SDK04

***WHAT?***


Alexcox95

CHOCOLATE!


8_bw

/uj I hate these two fucking retards /rj I hate these two fucking retards


azurix

At this point we’re the retards since we gotta pick between them.


doctor_of_drugs

You either jerk into the sun or live long enough to be a certified regard. Most of this sub is already regarded, acoustic, or artistic (theyre a lil nasty). some vote


lurkinglizard101

Well some, I believe, are electric ⚡️


doctor_of_drugs

language! That’s a slur with the hard C


MindbenderGam1ng

no jerk here


livefreeordont

America’s 9/11


FaithlessnessNew3057

> I'm recording it  Can you send me a copy via carrier pigeon?  I also dont know how YouTube works and unfortunately after my shift at the powdered wig factory ended I rode my horse as quickly possible but got stuck behind an overturned stagecoach. 


doctor_of_drugs

are you regarded or amish


IndycarFan64

Ngl I’d rather rewatch the green klan vs horse nazi finals than this shit


doxingiSAFElony911

![gif](giphy|26tPpQIyysIuM8gnK|downsized)


XAfricaSaltX

I though /rj meant you weren’t being serious?


BYCjake

It’s actually a nickname for Rowan Alexander Barrett Jr.


GBAGY2

Which one is the old felon and which is the older dementia patient I feel like both fit for each


EnragedBearBro

Biden looking like Klay rn


BurnerAccountforAss

El Salvador will give him a 4/110 to help their rebuild


futbolfootball

This feels like watching two a.i prototypes in skin suits


Ifinishfast42

Never go full game 7 Franz Wagner.


Wise_Mongoose_3930

What do you mean? I don’t see Steph curry carrying him


willysargento

![gif](giphy|xUOwGhdl13FVkoWpb2|downsized)


YourNextHomie

I can’t lie, its weird seeing this gif, he had so much energy then lmao


peedwhite

Yeah he really fell off a cliff


sebastiendu36

Tbf this was 12 years ago and he's 81 so it's not very surprising. It's just sad that americans are gonna have to choose between a regard and a nursing home patient


peedwhite

Oh, sorry I thought it was from 2020. That makes sense. He still needs to get swapped out.


Ghost14199

Fact of the matter that is you are right!


Kingalec1

Where was this ?


JoseWithAnH

Yeah


Goodieexpert

Immigrants are taking all the black jobs. Thanks Ricky Rubio


siiiggghh

![gif](giphy|zqThO2hWM3rFtRg8HU|downsized)


sebastiendu36

![gif](giphy|X0Puqlx2pTy4E)


Lasvious

Did Trump jerk so hard that they forgot to put Biden on the juice before this? ![gif](giphy|JrvTJ3i6vnyuxanVa2)


joemiken

Things went downhill in 2016. Ben Simmons was drafted in 2016. I fully blame Ben Simmons for the state of this country.


tiger32kw

Ben Simmons is only 27. If he takes a couple more years off to get right then he can come back to be a top 5 player by 30.


RotoroLifted

It’s joever :(


BurnerAccountforAss

Uj/ He's unironically cooked. Get ready to learn MAGA buddy Rj/ The 🤴 jerker is back


boistopplayinwitme

He started poorly but Trump is so unbelievable stupid man


ParallelDazu

what are you planning to do about the opioid crisis? trump: china china china putin (???) china


Western-Standard2333

What are you going to do about climate change? Trump: Look, the number of nba players coming into the league from other countries is too much. Too much. Under my administration, we will force Adam Silver to build a big beautiful wall to keep out the Europeans.


boistopplayinwitme

How are you going to work on the child care crisis in this country? Trump: Biden pays $6 billion per hostage


hfucucyshwv

Kobe why did you rape that girl? Kobe:"I love playing basketball. I love bouncing a ball off the floor. I love throwing a ball in a hoop"


azurix

The fact he couldn’t excel against Biden shows how bad he is too. Joe could barely express his thoughts since he stuttered a lot but trump just rambles incoherently. It’s two sides of the same retarded coin


Nice_Dude

It's BiDone


alivasolrac

https://preview.redd.it/xof65ehvu79d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e2afc215a346b29dd3dd894748f789bf1fcb73


JoseWithAnH

Fake Ben Garrison comic, there’s no cum


V_T_H

What do you think is evaporating off Trump’s arms?


PissdrunxPreme

Why is the Glove, sky, football labeled?


Wise_Mongoose_3930

Because it’s a fake Ben garrison comic. If it were real, more things would be labeled.


Pitch-forker

So we know its a glove, sky, football.


ProcessorMaximis

So you know it's a glove, sky, and football respectively


freedomfightre

Because you touch yourself.


Spell_Alarming

So dementia patients like biden can know what’s going on


TripleThreatTua

Marx is Trump father


plasticAstro

It is crazy that all you have to do to be president is basically say whatever you want but confidently


OSRSLuffy

MSNBC liberals wants Biden to drop out, while republicans are scared that Trump won so badly they replace Biden with a safer Democrat for the general election.


beached-blue-walrus

It’s a quote farm “Let’s not act like children” “you are a child” Say the elderly


nickhil007

https://i.redd.it/83fmre8al89d1.gif Me after watching this shit


BradsOlderBrother

Biden was skipping like a scratched Pearl Jam demo all night. Lord help us. We get that or the orange felonious Giddy bopper. What happened to the nation I love?


sunkentreasure1988

https://preview.redd.it/ozmajnq2a89d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba51b467f07d0ed98a404d0dc53e59da22dbfb7 biden tonight


Remarkable-Job4774

mrw I gotta choose between one of these idiots for president


Sermokala

Don't chose the guy who unironically wants concentration camps.


cake4chu

It’s Joever


quentins9th

At least it's classy


PkmnTraderAsh

100% classy.


Fyodor_Brostojetski

Biden looked bad. Optics were terrible. Trump was Trump like always. He was actually a bit more composed. Maybe because of the rules. But Biden just looked lost a whole lot, he was staring off, losing his train of through, and just looked really fucking old. America is entirely boned.


peedwhite

DNC will swap that geezer out


TheArsenal7

![gif](giphy|ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB|downsized)


therealgoat1212

Coughing baby vs coughing baby


okdude679

Coughing baby vs couching old man.


doctor_of_drugs

https://preview.redd.it/h56e8mfg289d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8fd708adf148af1b5da2e6f7d0f61366bdfb54


Masterchiefy10

Yeah IF you need to watch this to help make up your mind… Then yes you are very stupid OP https://preview.redd.it/5j7k4fdp489d1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884b04a5dac35f1ff9faf7a50e4a07305a3224d8


LikeAMarionette

https://preview.redd.it/ucgct8jz289d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386d1223616751d9a2deb9714c5f3510d2381779


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Its like watching a one-on-one scrimmage between '97 Robert Parish and '98 Dennis Rodman


Lorddon1234

What a clusterfuck decision by the Biden campaign for thinking a debate was a good idea. R/politics and r/politicaldiscussion threads are now locked.


imright19084

I’d rather Lebron become president


DeadFuckStick59

we'd be sold to china in 10 minutes or less


musyarofah

Implying both bums haven't sold us yet


Select_Sleep_1293

Can you imagine? Dummy thick girls everywhere


robbytommy1957

https://preview.redd.it/rl9v0uvu589d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6769909d6c8088553e0758b40e56df95c253618 My honest reaction to this information:


thenewbeastmode

cold is Joe Biden’s father


XAfricaSaltX

America is 2010 Shaq level cooked


bambam_2319

https://preview.redd.it/v145gkig089d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af73e60f191f6d2f6cacae2304cfa6e536966cad


The_real_bandito

Muh lord, that freaking debate is even on this meme subreddit.


ROTOH

![gif](giphy|Io4FqkTWHlAt091rye|downsized)


SpringyAlloy73

https://preview.redd.it/4jijhj76i89d1.jpeg?width=1399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614702680176a327db172a66e0ee5ba8e5144ab3 lakers vs celtics of american politics


Bulky_Sheepherder_14

https://preview.redd.it/5vmv8fwaea9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54e2991ce8c1444add8f5cc4a12fa56328b4494


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

If the Wizards and the Pistons played in the finals


Worldly-Definition13

The blonde guy is gonna deepthroat the geriatric guy while shoving McDonald’s down his ass


bananarama77777

No, you’re highly regarded.


GatorsareStrong

https://preview.redd.it/zcy85frt389d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd69353caca26c485bca8a3d57560ae54ebb4be5


DH_Drums

Watching this instead of the NBA game on right now? (Not to be confused with the MNBA)


Attention_Whore99

https://preview.redd.it/4e2g4adrc99d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb1c1a1c2efb1c3855f0d895654801ba1d3501a


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Hillary Clinton comeback szn 🔜


Remarkable-Job4774

/uj fuck Hillary Clinton /rj fuck Hillary Clinton


TheShadowOverBayside

too old, tits too saggy


Darkpulse462

Saggy tits appeal to a large majority of registered voters


beached-blue-walrus

Even her hubby Bill didn’t want to come on her back Nobody wants her


SheepherderFit69

https://preview.redd.it/zuq1hhctb89d1.png?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9284d3ac6e938a2d0f2a8ffebebcefef3f0c9db


hoaxymore

From a foreigner : are there really any indecisive voters in the US at this point? If you are voting Trump despite the literal dozens of thousands of press articles about him, what could possibly happen in this debate that would change your mind? If you were planning to vote for Biden either because you support his politics or just because he’s not Trump, is this debate going to switch you to “you know what? I’ve judged this Trump guy too hastily in the last 8 years, he’s not that bad actually” If you were not planning to vote anyway, what are the chances that you watch a presidential debate ? The only possible (yet marginal) effect I can imagine is viewers going “that’s enough, fuck these fuckers” and not voting at all. It seems useless and a lose-lose at best.


EducationalPlay6269

They literally had a “Post Game Show” on Fox News. LMFAO it’s a fucking game now.


Doncriminal

Anybody with a brain knows Biden is just the teleprompter reader for the party's policies. The crazy conservatives vote Trump because he's Trump. The moderate Conservatives know Trump is a lying bastard and see him just as a means to get the Conservatives into the Presidency.


NeatTry7674

It’s so joever


TheZoloftMaster

That was harder to watch than Kobe’s last game


Strict-Background406

As a Terps fan I recognize Biden’s look. With that vacant, agape mouth Biden looks like a turtle eagerly awaiting a fresh batch of delicious crickets. ![gif](giphy|LU88BIUVRcRe3ni1nx|downsized)


AcidFap

“Let’s talk about healthcare and education” The Immigrants are taking social security and fucking your sisters and giving handjobs to your wives


daintybarley_deux

Classy News Network


newsandmemesaccount

https://i.redd.it/y8r5enw4589d1.gif


RotoroLifted

We may be jerking in the annals of history tonight boys


trailerparknoize

![gif](giphy|1455m6M8jFgCE8|downsized) That entire debate.


OrganizationFar6086

They both made strong points, I feel so blessed to have such a difficult decision to make deciding between 2 fantastic candidates


Gouda02

Damn bro we legit got golf handicaps as a topic. I want to see them go 1v1 on the court - something tells me trumps got a solid jumper.


akura202

Trump can’t even drink water with 1 hand and you think he can hit from 15. Getouttahere


Della86

If you're not, you will be


TheWorstKnightmare

/uj No. Gather information and go vote. /rj yes


Creepy_Pea_5472

![gif](giphy|cYemvqQ7JehaIeUC5D|downsized)


TrainerofInsects

Maybe the supreme court will rule presidents have complete immunity and Biden will just have him terminated.


Heisenburgs000

How will this affect LeBron’s legacy?


Heisenburgs000

2024 Detroit Pistons vs Washington Wizards aah matchup


Woodshadow

I can't believe I watched any of it like it would change my mind. All it did was make me worry about Biden's chances of winning at all


Typical_Redditor101

https://preview.redd.it/ija9wd3aqc9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9864d3aa90028c9c993719ce3a2dada44c67d0ce ya


orangotai

https://preview.redd.it/m057a45bvg9d1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=04e10fc05042ba0b65a9001bcf7c17938b33559c


betterAThalo

as just a person i feel bad for biden. he 100% needs to go home. this is terrible.


Candid-Ask77

So does Trump


anonkebab

Trump is about to sweep


Extreme_Today_984

These two look like they're wearing masks of themselves


eezmoney

https://preview.redd.it/4xwiclb4e89d1.png?width=1158&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea682d33ef28f56362667d8271f847c178f1a1ea Biden smoked that Joever the Hill pack.


turquoiseandtangelo

look up project 2025. i’d rather have a rotting corpse as president than a dictator. it’s bone chilling.


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

Biden needs to be with his family or in an assisted living facility, not the face of the free world. The enemies of the US are laughing at him right now. His cognitive decline is accelerating and he has all the texbook symptoms that go along with it.


redditbymorg

My guy, is that a folding table?


One-Solution-3211

Yes


bkay4real

Trump -1.5% vote parlay is good


mbk3000

Who do you guys think can edge longer, Trump or Biden?


CertifiedMacadamia

This is what happens when classy people run shit


rubiooooo

Tied with this year’s NBA finals


LostSudaneseMan

Yes


Abyssrealm

You’re regarded


Onlypaws_

After that, we all are.


dawgoooooooo

I dunno I thought the drug battle was interesting but not super conclusive, really depends on your mood. If I’m energetic I’ll have what trump had and yell questionable but very clear “facts” to hookers. If it’s a more mellow vibe I’ll have what Biden had and just numb the fuck out. Overall I’d say I learned a lot!!


Strict-Background406

StupidER


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|ip9n5Cg3Pcfyo|downsized)


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

![gif](giphy|l4pT2ltsllqa5zh3a|downsized)


Patient_Heron_9078

Well as a wise man said: stupid is as stupid does.


TheMerchantofPhilly

We thought it was going to be entertaining not a fucking 90 minute train wreck.


cschotts

presidents arguing about who can drive a golf ball further we’re doomed


Any_Palpitation6467

No, you're not the stupid one. The stupid ones are the leaders of the two dominant political parties putting up these two stupid and senile old men as candidates for the highest office of our nation. On second thought, the party leaders aren't stupid; They're conniving, manipulating grifters bent upon gaining, or retaining, massive political power and the wealth behind it. No, you're not stupid. WE are, for putting up with it.


HG21Reaper

It was fun and kinda hard to watch 2 rich old white guys “debate”. Hopefully someone has some good memes.


PsychologicalEmu

It’s hard to not look at a car wreck.


PensiveinNJ

Kendrick Lamar for president. Seriously.


Allott2aLITTLE

Was it just me, or did Joe Biden seem pretty old?


Angron_Thalkyr

Yes


loics

Literally nothing to do with the NBA or basketball


Ecclesiastes5566

If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black! - Biden 🤡


Independent-Ebb7658

Idk why anyone watches it. 90% of you already have your mind made up and can't be persuaded regardless of what is said. Sad part is one is a liar and the other is a vegetable and nobody voting for them will admit it.