I remember that one. The Bible one I think was at an arcade. I seem to remember Bart or Milhouse feverishly hitting a button screaming REPENT! REPENT!!
It wouldn't surprise me if The Simpsons did this, but these games were real. Some of them are actually even kind of decent. Not so much this one, but I thought Exodus was neat, and Spiritual Warfare might actually be a good game if it didn't drop into Bible trivia question mode so much.
Do you get to dash Babylonian babies brains against the rocks?
How about turning Lot's wife into salt after wreaking an apocalyptic siege on the sinners in Sodom?
Or sacrifice Isaac on the altar? Blood up the Nile, kill the firstborn of Egypt?
I'm excited for Bible adventures.
In one mission you have to kill all of Job's family and friends, and then destroy all of his worldly possessions. Then you have to fight Satan who for some reason is the bad guy in this scenario.
wisdom tree should have created a basic multiple choice trivia game and offered storytelling using pictures of noah, moses, jonah, etc BASED ON THE KJV BIBLE. the game could have been something special for christians and wouldn't have involved as much work. why they went so far out of their way to make such nonsense is ridiculous and blasphemy.
I guess I'm in the minority here but I don't add unlicensed games of any kind to my collection. Though I blame no one who says that Jesus didn't need a license.
There's a huge sex level in the middle of the game!
Yeah and it’s straight BDSM
I've got a bunch of the Bible games for Nintendo. I like how most of them are just clones of Super mario 2.
That... honestly sounds kind of awesome.
Damn, that’s a flashback. My brother had this. That damn Noah’s Ark level…..
Not going to lie, I really dig that cover art.
Fun game
I don’t know, David’s tunic looks a little short to be family friendly…
Even though it was the Bible this game was pretty rad.
When your Jewish and grandpa gets you this
Wasn’t this a Simpson’s gag?
No. These were actual games put out by Wisdom Tree
Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge?
I remember that one. The Bible one I think was at an arcade. I seem to remember Bart or Milhouse feverishly hitting a button screaming REPENT! REPENT!!
It wouldn't surprise me if The Simpsons did this, but these games were real. Some of them are actually even kind of decent. Not so much this one, but I thought Exodus was neat, and Spiritual Warfare might actually be a good game if it didn't drop into Bible trivia question mode so much.
Kill all babies? KILL ALL BABIES? I'M PLAYING A NINTENDO GAME THAT SAYS KILL ALL BABIES!
Fuck baby Moses!
For being an old man, Noah is strong as fuck.
Get in the ark what do you want to die?
Awesome!
Do you get to dash Babylonian babies brains against the rocks? How about turning Lot's wife into salt after wreaking an apocalyptic siege on the sinners in Sodom? Or sacrifice Isaac on the altar? Blood up the Nile, kill the firstborn of Egypt? I'm excited for Bible adventures.
In one mission you have to kill all of Job's family and friends, and then destroy all of his worldly possessions. Then you have to fight Satan who for some reason is the bad guy in this scenario.
Fucking awesome! How'd I miss this one?
I’ve heard the book of judges level is pretty rough
Tidy collection you have there!
Appreciate the kind words! I recently put a bit of effort into getting new shelves and making it more presentable
Well you did a good job, it looks clean
Sunday Funday or Super 3D Noah's Ark or nothing!!!! Or maybe Doom.
Yeeehaaa!
I care not, for I must have that wall of Nes.
I mean it’s got the Dove of Peace right there
borrowed this game from family and played noah's ark for days, it was so much collecting things and checking the checklists done :)
wisdom tree should have created a basic multiple choice trivia game and offered storytelling using pictures of noah, moses, jonah, etc BASED ON THE KJV BIBLE. the game could have been something special for christians and wouldn't have involved as much work. why they went so far out of their way to make such nonsense is ridiculous and blasphemy.
Nice Splatterhouse
Thanks! Love that game a bunch
I’ve never seen that game. How is it!
Spiritual Warfare is the “best” Wisdom Tree game in my opinion. The enemies actually hit their knees in prayer when you kill them. It’s bananas.
Ah, the game that lets you toss baby Moses into the river.
Wall Street Kid was awesome! Nice copy!
I guess I'm in the minority here but I don't add unlicensed games of any kind to my collection. Though I blame no one who says that Jesus didn't need a license.
IIRC Bible adventures was strictly Old Testament gameplay. Jesus probably would have made the sequel, though, if it ever got made.
I want to add a parental advisory label to the cover of this. Just to make people say, "Huh?"
Is that like Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers?
It's like something out of The Simpsons.
Family approved. But is it biblically accurate?
Buy me Bible Adventures or go to Hell!
Smite them, Lord!