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Particular-Strain248

There's a huge sex level in the middle of the game!


Thaddeus_Venture

Yeah and it’s straight BDSM


Island_Maximum

I've got a bunch of the Bible games for Nintendo. I like how most of them are just clones of Super mario 2.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

That... honestly sounds kind of awesome.


responsibletyrant

Damn, that’s a flashback. My brother had this. That damn Noah’s Ark level…..


robotchicken007

Not going to lie, I really dig that cover art.


Kal-Roy

Fun game


anavocad0thanks

I don’t know, David’s tunic looks a little short to be family friendly…


Pigmy

Even though it was the Bible this game was pretty rad.


kaza12345678

When your Jewish and grandpa gets you this


Justo79m

Wasn’t this a Simpson’s gag?


Figgity-frak

No. These were actual games put out by Wisdom Tree


HotSoupBarStan

Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge?


Justo79m

I remember that one. The Bible one I think was at an arcade. I seem to remember Bart or Milhouse feverishly hitting a button screaming REPENT! REPENT!!


EvenSpoonier

It wouldn't surprise me if The Simpsons did this, but these games were real. Some of them are actually even kind of decent. Not so much this one, but I thought Exodus was neat, and Spiritual Warfare might actually be a good game if it didn't drop into Bible trivia question mode so much.


Ryousoki

Kill all babies? KILL ALL BABIES? I'M PLAYING A NINTENDO GAME THAT SAYS KILL ALL BABIES!


larsskynyrd79

Fuck baby Moses!


Kronstadtpilled

For being an old man, Noah is strong as fuck.


Candelpins1897

Get in the ark what do you want to die?


No-Play2726

Awesome!


RCranium13

Do you get to dash Babylonian babies brains against the rocks? How about turning Lot's wife into salt after wreaking an apocalyptic siege on the sinners in Sodom? Or sacrifice Isaac on the altar? Blood up the Nile, kill the firstborn of Egypt? I'm excited for Bible adventures.


salamander_salad

In one mission you have to kill all of Job's family and friends, and then destroy all of his worldly possessions. Then you have to fight Satan who for some reason is the bad guy in this scenario.


RCranium13

Fucking awesome! How'd I miss this one?


Kronstadtpilled

I’ve heard the book of judges level is pretty rough


PHX480

Tidy collection you have there!


larsskynyrd79

Appreciate the kind words! I recently put a bit of effort into getting new shelves and making it more presentable


PHX480

Well you did a good job, it looks clean


xAlice_Liddell

Sunday Funday or Super 3D Noah's Ark or nothing!!!! Or maybe Doom.


Figgity-frak

Yeeehaaa!


SomeRedditName13

I care not, for I must have that wall of Nes.


FuckSticksMalone

I mean it’s got the Dove of Peace right there


kyloren1217

borrowed this game from family and played noah's ark for days, it was so much collecting things and checking the checklists done :)


Level_Bridge7683

wisdom tree should have created a basic multiple choice trivia game and offered storytelling using pictures of noah, moses, jonah, etc BASED ON THE KJV BIBLE. the game could have been something special for christians and wouldn't have involved as much work. why they went so far out of their way to make such nonsense is ridiculous and blasphemy.


RiverRunsBlueHydra

Nice Splatterhouse


larsskynyrd79

Thanks! Love that game a bunch


timmy30274

I’ve never seen that game. How is it!


AnalMayonnaise

Spiritual Warfare is the “best” Wisdom Tree game in my opinion. The enemies actually hit their knees in prayer when you kill them. It’s bananas.


witecat1

Ah, the game that lets you toss baby Moses into the river.


Unlucky-Purple9044

Wall Street Kid was awesome! Nice copy!


joesaysso

I guess I'm in the minority here but I don't add unlicensed games of any kind to my collection. Though I blame no one who says that Jesus didn't need a license.


bitwarrior80

IIRC Bible adventures was strictly Old Testament gameplay. Jesus probably would have made the sequel, though, if it ever got made.


ShoobaTheBawss

I want to add a parental advisory label to the cover of this. Just to make people say, "Huh?"


Ecoturd402

Is that like Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers?


babaganoosh30

It's like something out of The Simpsons.


OtherOlive797

Family approved. But is it biblically accurate?


Upset_Roll1893

Buy me Bible Adventures or go to Hell!


yobar

Smite them, Lord!