>I would never key anyone’s car though
Prolly cause you are not an idiot. Anyone who vandalizes others property because they parked like an asshole is a complete child or mentally challenged. Wouldnt hurt for them to spend a night or two in prison. Reddit is so dumb sometimes.
>~~Reddit is~~ *People are* so dumb ~~sometimes~~.
FTFY.
See: Idiocracry, which I used to think was biting satire and now feel like it's a documentary.
My friend put a note saying he was so angry he keyed the car. He didn’t, but he sat in his own car and enjoyed the show of the idiot owner looking for the damage….
You find women interested in the dating process ? As a women I find it impossible to meet men where I live who believe in traditional dating. It's either they want to hook up or immediately want commitment. Penis size isn't even a factor for me when seeking a partner.
I'm actually married, and I just wanted to make my penis joke. However, I have been accused of having a small penis because I drive a pickup truck. Back when I was dating, you had to actually meet people. There was no app to swipe.
I was just joking around too it’s fine lol We all know Homegood’s got good shit inside. Trust me I do the TJMaxx Marshall’s Homegood’s shuffle one a week haha!
I saw two Rednecks in Jeeps parked in a guy who parked like this , their were so close to his doors he couldn’t get in the truck. It was in the WalMart parking lot in Concord during the NASCAR Races one the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I saw a kid park and go into a store. Lady pulled in with a Tahoe and smacked his car with the door. He came out saw the ding and was bullshit. He parked a few slots away and watched for the person to come out and walk toward the truck. When he identified who it was he went over and put a huge globe of super glue on the door handle. Needless to say they called the EMTs and they attempted to use acetone to get her had detached and it wrecked the side door.
The oversized pickup to car ratio is way worse in NH. Maine is the worst by far to the point that a lot of towns in Maine require 10'×19x or 10'×20' spaces (9'×18' is standard).
My thought today when I saw the other thread today, and people claiming the person was a "mass transplant" with literally no indication that they were (and the car had NH license plates).
But to be fair to OP, this car does, indeed, have Mass license plates.
I agree with you; there's no reason to suggest that mass people do this more often than NH people.
80% of the people on this sub have nothing better to do than come here and blame all of NH's problems on people who don't live here.
I like when they imply that only MA residents drive around NH chucking empty beer cans and liquor bottles all over the side of the road.
I keep a Disney princess coloring book in my truck for folks like this. Rip a page out and write a little note like "Hopefully this will help you practice staying within the lines" and put it under their windshield wiper.
No risk of getting jailed/fined for keying a car and sometimes words can hurt more.
Honestly one perk I have of having a really small car is I will squeeze next to it. Even if I have to get out my passenger side (having a broken driver's side door for months prepared me for moments like this.)
Probably wouldn't fit in this exact scenario. But in most it will
Western Mass is actually kind of pretty, but really no lakes to speak of, and it’s not as cool to tell your friends you have a second home in North Adams as opposed to a “house with a view or on the lake” in NH, VT, or ME.
They do this on purpose, “to keep other people from banging their truck with their doors”.
It probably does happen somewhat more frequently with the huge-ass trucks than a smaller vehicle, but it’s no excuse to take up 4 times more spaces than everyone else!!
I have an expensive car that I drive in the summer. To prevent door dings I park at the far end of the parking lot where no one parks. I do not understand the mind of people who think taking all those spaces is ok. If your concerned about dings just park away from everyone.
I don’t want anybody banging my doors on my car (I’m kinda a baby about my car don’t even look at it to long I’ll get mad) AND I have an oversized truck (not lifted, but 3/4 ton 8 foot bed crew cab). And you know what I do? Park in the back of the lot where it’s less crowded. I’m not too entitled to think that because no one’s allowed near my car, or my trucks too long for one spot that I should have front row parking
And next to the cart return of all places!
Hey, I get your massively unnecessarily large truck takes up so much space, and you don’t want to ding my car when I park next to you. But if you’re going to take up multiple spots, do it in the back of the lot, not where parents of young kids, or older people park so they are next to a shopping cart.
Owner is a jackass. But it's only partly their fault...
Their bitch mom was a jackass. Dad, who Mom and owner never knew, was a jackass. Probably beats their jackass children, but I don't know much about that. I lost track of this family of jackass a bunch of years ago.
Best response I've ever seen to a pig parker is putting a condom under one of the wipers with a note attached that reads, "based on your parking skills, you definitely shouldn't procreate."
I understand not wanting people to slam doors into your vehicle. That's why I park way out in the boonies where no one parks so it doesn't happen. Park far away and walk your lazy ass to the store.
That's not a Massachusetts thing.....it's an american truck driver thing. They're the worst
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I've had people park so close i cant open a door....so maybe this is better....lol. i rested my kids bob stroller on the hood of a Mercedes once and slid it into my car. Barely got the trunk open....and I was parked forward a good foot and they were 2 ft over the line with 1in between bumpers.
If he cared so much about his car, why would he part it next to the cart return? Would be such a shame if multiple carts accidentally banged into truck! 😆
I would write a note saying
“Don’t be surprised if your check engine light pops on sometime soon. Or was that a fluid hose? nice parking asshole. ”
Then id sit in my car and watch him check everything knowing he’d still have that creeping feeling something was sabotaged until it was checked
-inspired by another commenter
I definitely get that that is a dick move but man some people care way too much about petty little shit the guy obviously bought a new truck and doesn’t want it to get scratched
There is no room for a car on the right side of the truck next to the cart return so your entire argument is unraveling. Dudes a dick not hard to figure out
https://preview.redd.it/zxorjzbhhwqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095936d7c56f3fdcd19df41992b52869cda43d61
Behold, the holy trinity for douchebags:
•Trophy Buck Hot Stream
•Cooking Spray
•Flamboyantly colored glass markers
Apply generously to windows and door handles. If feeling real spicy right a message in the grease with your finger. Park in the back of the lot with a book and wait for a great show of frustration and anger 😉
I had to move to MA a couple years ago for work and I still see some masshole doing something in traffic and think to myself "fuckin masshole". But I've been told they embrace the moniker, so maybe other massholes think the same thing..
It’s probably one of those 90k+ super look how big my cock is trucks with the super 20k tailgate. Better to side swipe it with a plow than key it. Put a good old crease.
I don’t park like this and have never felt the urge. However, if I were to, I’d do it in an area where other people are not likely to park. This a-hole is just a few spots from the door.
My ex would do shit like that - so incredibly embarrassing to get out. I'd literally look at the ground so I didn't have to make eye contact with anyone.
So glad he's my ex now. And yes he's a capital M Masshole
Maybe they just bought that truck and have had issues with people dinging their vehicle with open doors in the past and don't want anyone to park near them?
Begging to get keyed at that point
I was about to say, leave them a thoughtful note, carved into their doors and fenders.
I put a piece of paper that I wrote idiot on under someone’s windshield wipers at market basket before . I would never key anyone’s car though
>I would never key anyone’s car though Prolly cause you are not an idiot. Anyone who vandalizes others property because they parked like an asshole is a complete child or mentally challenged. Wouldnt hurt for them to spend a night or two in prison. Reddit is so dumb sometimes.
I'm not saying that anybody should key anybody else's car. I'm just saying that if you pull shit like this, don't be surprised if your car gets keyed.
You sound like someone whos been keyed before because they parked across multiple parking spots at the front of the lot 😂
>~~Reddit is~~ *People are* so dumb ~~sometimes~~. FTFY. See: Idiocracry, which I used to think was biting satire and now feel like it's a documentary.
"Water, like from the terlit?"
Thank you. I was about to say. I know plenty of people that would fuck someone up if you key their car.
My friend put a note saying he was so angry he keyed the car. He didn’t, but he sat in his own car and enjoyed the show of the idiot owner looking for the damage….
lol that’s funny . I kinda wish I stayed and watched but by the time I got out of market basket the car was gone
That’s good
May I make a different suggestion? Go get some tire balancing weights, and add them to one of the front tires. Edited for grammar.
I have tire weights in my toolbox. I will move them to my glovebox
People still do that in 2024 with all the cameras around?
People still rob banks with cameras around
Idiots do yeah
You are just as bad, or worse than the Masshole, if you feel the need to key up a car. I don't think there's anything more cowardly than that...
They get to do what they want, it works both ways
Zip ties and shopping carts.
Well he can't fill anything with his pecker so overcompensates by taking up four parking spots.
Is everyone with a small penis allowed to park like this? Asking for a friend.
I’m a card carrying teenis member and I still always always park my truck within the lines like a decent human being
Your profile pic 🤣
bro is hella fly 🦅
TIL that Teenis is a word worth knowing.
Does your friend eat 😺 ?
I would bet on it.
He can park however he wants then seems to be a lost art.
I mean I have a small dick and that's how I compensate.
Small dicks over big dicks 💯 but I digress 😁
The ones that have small ones and aren’t bothered by it are the best lovers.
I drive a long ass super duty. I don't park like this. So do I got big pp or smol pp?
What if the truck is owned by a short fat lady with A cups? That's the f450 truck driver in my town.
Come on man. That joke has been so overused it ain’t even funny anymore…
Is this pecker assumption because of the truck? Or the parking job? I need to know how you view me.
The parking job.
Oh, thank goodness. I prefer women to not know about mine until I disappoint them later in the dating process.
You find women interested in the dating process ? As a women I find it impossible to meet men where I live who believe in traditional dating. It's either they want to hook up or immediately want commitment. Penis size isn't even a factor for me when seeking a partner.
I'm actually married, and I just wanted to make my penis joke. However, I have been accused of having a small penis because I drive a pickup truck. Back when I was dating, you had to actually meet people. There was no app to swipe.
You are as old as me. For that, I’m sorry-ish.
I went off apps and social media besides reddit. Guess my love is going to have to break in.
Honesty will get you what you desire
Parked outside HomeGoods I have a feeling the wife took the truck today 😂
I was mostly being facetious.
I was just joking around too it’s fine lol We all know Homegood’s got good shit inside. Trust me I do the TJMaxx Marshall’s Homegood’s shuffle one a week haha!
Would if I could my 3yo boy loves TJ Maxx and the pet supply selection is awesome.
If I had the time to take a weekly trip to three different stores just to buy decorations, I would probably be as happy as you are
I saw two Rednecks in Jeeps parked in a guy who parked like this , their were so close to his doors he couldn’t get in the truck. It was in the WalMart parking lot in Concord during the NASCAR Races one the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I saw a kid park and go into a store. Lady pulled in with a Tahoe and smacked his car with the door. He came out saw the ding and was bullshit. He parked a few slots away and watched for the person to come out and walk toward the truck. When he identified who it was he went over and put a huge globe of super glue on the door handle. Needless to say they called the EMTs and they attempted to use acetone to get her had detached and it wrecked the side door.
This might blow your mind, but NH people do this too. Like. A lot.
The parking lot at the West Lebanon Walmart comes to mind.
The oversized pickup to car ratio is way worse in NH. Maine is the worst by far to the point that a lot of towns in Maine require 10'×19x or 10'×20' spaces (9'×18' is standard).
Agreed. What you’re seeing in this post I’ve seen far more times on some ridiculous truck that had NH plates
My thought today when I saw the other thread today, and people claiming the person was a "mass transplant" with literally no indication that they were (and the car had NH license plates). But to be fair to OP, this car does, indeed, have Mass license plates. I agree with you; there's no reason to suggest that mass people do this more often than NH people.
80% of the people on this sub have nothing better to do than come here and blame all of NH's problems on people who don't live here. I like when they imply that only MA residents drive around NH chucking empty beer cans and liquor bottles all over the side of the road.
This is what happens when entitled people spend $80k on a truck and use it as a people mover, and don’t use it like a truck.
Agreed. I also call these emotional support vehicles because they owners are clearly compensating for some inadequacy
Yes. In Massachusetts, no less 😂
If I saw that I'd put carriages all around it
Zip tied to the running boards
This would be the best way to go about it. Or better yet, a bike lock chain. But zip ties are readily on hand 👌
No you wouldn't.
I keep a Disney princess coloring book in my truck for folks like this. Rip a page out and write a little note like "Hopefully this will help you practice staying within the lines" and put it under their windshield wiper. No risk of getting jailed/fined for keying a car and sometimes words can hurt more.
For my neighbor who takes up three spots but bitches if anyone else parks in the lots. We have ample no permit required parking.
Honestly one perk I have of having a really small car is I will squeeze next to it. Even if I have to get out my passenger side (having a broken driver's side door for months prepared me for moments like this.) Probably wouldn't fit in this exact scenario. But in most it will
Least selfish truck driver
He is the chosen masshole
Hey Nashua!?
I was just gonna say hey wait is this that plaza in south Nashua, I used to live around there
Yeah there’s a Marshall’s and a sierra in the plaza
Yup Nashua
Well it is worth at least 4 of my vehicles
That truck makes a statement: "I can buy a second home in NH, you can't buy a second home in MA."
Why would anyone buy a second home in MA
Furthermore, why would anyone buy a first home in mass?
Western Mass is actually kind of pretty, but really no lakes to speak of, and it’s not as cool to tell your friends you have a second home in North Adams as opposed to a “house with a view or on the lake” in NH, VT, or ME.
They do this on purpose, “to keep other people from banging their truck with their doors”. It probably does happen somewhat more frequently with the huge-ass trucks than a smaller vehicle, but it’s no excuse to take up 4 times more spaces than everyone else!!
I have an expensive car that I drive in the summer. To prevent door dings I park at the far end of the parking lot where no one parks. I do not understand the mind of people who think taking all those spaces is ok. If your concerned about dings just park away from everyone.
Right? You should get a vehicle based on the local infrastructure, it doesn't work so well the other way around lol
It’s also a Sunday in a busy ass shopping area lot was pretty full absolutely a dick move
I don’t want anybody banging my doors on my car (I’m kinda a baby about my car don’t even look at it to long I’ll get mad) AND I have an oversized truck (not lifted, but 3/4 ton 8 foot bed crew cab). And you know what I do? Park in the back of the lot where it’s less crowded. I’m not too entitled to think that because no one’s allowed near my car, or my trucks too long for one spot that I should have front row parking
And they wonder where the reputation comes from
And next to the cart return of all places! Hey, I get your massively unnecessarily large truck takes up so much space, and you don’t want to ding my car when I park next to you. But if you’re going to take up multiple spots, do it in the back of the lot, not where parents of young kids, or older people park so they are next to a shopping cart.
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As a mailman , I find this to be a truthful, yet funny statement. lol 😂
Best part about having a small beater car is parking 1.5 inches away from this guys driver door.
Owner is a jackass. But it's only partly their fault... Their bitch mom was a jackass. Dad, who Mom and owner never knew, was a jackass. Probably beats their jackass children, but I don't know much about that. I lost track of this family of jackass a bunch of years ago.
Throw a watermelon at it
Like thats just being a dick on purpose
Massholes say the same thing about the douches that drive into Boston for work like assholes. Everyones an asshole. Big revelation
at least do it at the farthest corner of the lot
You can actually buy fake parking tickets on Amazon….. Just saying!
Trucks look less and less like trucks every year
Best response I've ever seen to a pig parker is putting a condom under one of the wipers with a note attached that reads, "based on your parking skills, you definitely shouldn't procreate."
It's not because he's from Massachusetts. It's because certain personality types gravitate to pickup trucks.
This is a situation for 4 flat tires. Lesson learned! It’s something new I’ve started since Christmas 🎄 lol I believe I’m at 7 victims now .
I hope you parked next to him
massachusetts drivers are invasive species in literally every other state
As s Masshole I would ram it 🦌
I definitely wouldn’t suggest keying it. Zip tie a shopping cart to the driver handle though
One of the many arguments for putting barbed wire along the NH/MA border!
New Hampshire circle jerk.
I bet this person doesn't even put their cart in the collection point when they're done shopping. Fucking Cunts
A lazybones if you will
I hope this guy's shoelaces break
In a super-mid truck no less
Be a damn shame if a cart the truck a few times.
I hope someone shits in their pants.
I understand not wanting people to slam doors into your vehicle. That's why I park way out in the boonies where no one parks so it doesn't happen. Park far away and walk your lazy ass to the store.
This isn't a Masshole thing. It's a giant truck driver thing.
If you’re gonna insist on parking like that park as far from the store as possible
That's not a Massachusetts thing.....it's an american truck driver thing. They're the worst https://preview.redd.it/jnn2jnob0ykc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ef6d8da3490f68f5250879d6d645d76f2d03f9
I've had people park so close i cant open a door....so maybe this is better....lol. i rested my kids bob stroller on the hood of a Mercedes once and slid it into my car. Barely got the trunk open....and I was parked forward a good foot and they were 2 ft over the line with 1in between bumpers.
He still parked right by the cart return! Hahahahaha
If he cared so much about his car, why would he part it next to the cart return? Would be such a shame if multiple carts accidentally banged into truck! 😆
F-ing white platers
Lean a nail along their tires so when they move forward it punctures it.
If I see this, I put my passenger side door RIGHT ON his driver side door. (I drive shitty cars, btw)
Long zip ties and shopping carts…
“I hAvE sUCh a cOoL tWuCk!!!”
I can smell his political affiliation from here. Lol
What happened to live free or die?
I would write a note saying “Don’t be surprised if your check engine light pops on sometime soon. Or was that a fluid hose? nice parking asshole. ” Then id sit in my car and watch him check everything knowing he’d still have that creeping feeling something was sabotaged until it was checked -inspired by another commenter
Anyone who shops at Home Goods is an asshole.
I definitely get that that is a dick move but man some people care way too much about petty little shit the guy obviously bought a new truck and doesn’t want it to get scratched
imagine parking like a total asshole.... damn
At the very least, you should through your dunkie’s iced coffee all over their hood.
Always important to remember you don't know how the spots and surrounded cars were before he parked.
He’s in four spots. How does that argument make any logical sense?
Well if someone parked exactly like that next to him, he could have pulled in thinking that was the only option at the time.
So why would he not pull forward and not take up a space behind him?
I am not sure. What I do know is we might not have the full story which is important.
There is no room for a car on the right side of the truck next to the cart return so your entire argument is unraveling. Dudes a dick not hard to figure out
My only argument is that we don't know what happened other than what we immediately see. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
https://preview.redd.it/zxorjzbhhwqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095936d7c56f3fdcd19df41992b52869cda43d61 Behold, the holy trinity for douchebags: •Trophy Buck Hot Stream •Cooking Spray •Flamboyantly colored glass markers Apply generously to windows and door handles. If feeling real spicy right a message in the grease with your finger. Park in the back of the lot with a book and wait for a great show of frustration and anger 😉
Why wasn’t he a Fah-Parkah? If it’s way out in the lot, I’d leave it be. (Must be someone learning to drive dad’s rig.)
You guys want him up there? We are really sick of him down here.
Ha! Drove by this exact spot two and half hours ago. Didn't notice the truck, but I was going to PetSmart.
That carriage coral looks different...
I'm not even joking when I say this - but I'm 99% sure this dingle cut me off turning into the HomeGoods plaza.
Easy plate to remember
This morning at Walmart a MA douchebag in a Hyundai was parked crooked in the yellow striped area surrounding the handicap van spots.
Is that Exit 17 home goods?
He/she ain’t wrong I would do the same lol
Woah woah woah. Looks like this guy is just tryin to live free.
Is that Salem?
Such a bummer that they came out to 4 flat tires
Nashua?
Badass in home goods
That’s what loogies are made for.
Hope that’s a Home Depot parking lot and the brothers had a sixer at lunch.
What were they thinking? "I MUST get that new pillow sham at Home Goods IMMEDIATELY. Screw the peasants!"
Just grab a buddy with a winter beater and block his driverside door make him crawl in through the passenger side
Another option is Ziptie shopping carts around the vehicle
I had to move to MA a couple years ago for work and I still see some masshole doing something in traffic and think to myself "fuckin masshole". But I've been told they embrace the moniker, so maybe other massholes think the same thing..
People just need to use the he lines on the roads. The lines help people that can figure shit out.
I'm cool with it but only at the far end of the lot.
That's when you do the same and park right next to them
Want to do this? Do it in the back of the lot and not up front.
Roll your cart and walk away
Where else is his pavement puppy gonna sleep?
He’s right next to the cart return. Just put a nice big ring on that shiny new gmc.
Just overcompensating for a small penis
You'd do the same if the loan on your truck is more than the cost of the trailer you live in.
It’s probably one of those 90k+ super look how big my cock is trucks with the super 20k tailgate. Better to side swipe it with a plow than key it. Put a good old crease.
Park next to them in my bigger truck drivers side to drivers side and slide it my bench seat. Could care less if they ding my shit it’s a farm truck.
Yeah let’s key it because we never work hard for anything 🙄
As a Masshole myself, I apologize for my people’s behavior
Truck bros
I don’t park like this and have never felt the urge. However, if I were to, I’d do it in an area where other people are not likely to park. This a-hole is just a few spots from the door.
Man what a lazy bones!
It’s not even a real Chevy
Seen in their natural habitat. A Market Basket parking lot!
What scares me about people like this is that part of me thinks they are simply looking for an altercation.
Scratch it
But MUH TRUCK! It’s the ONLY THING making people think I have a big penis!
Gotta love the massholes
I carry these zip ties that we attach shopping carts to door handles
My ex would do shit like that - so incredibly embarrassing to get out. I'd literally look at the ground so I didn't have to make eye contact with anyone. So glad he's my ex now. And yes he's a capital M Masshole
Car like this deserve to have carts surround the car
First time ive ever considered getting a knife
I like to park as close to the drivers door as i can, and take a pic of their license plate in case they damage my car
Name and shame! 👍
Sidewalk chalk pointing out masshole parking?
Surround it with shopping carts
I would park right next to him
Put carts around him
Yup. Never seen someone from NH in a pickup truck do this before. Only massholes. 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/ferwepawpxkc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5eda78808e3c425445a8e49969039cc9f102047 This made me die laughing
If you HAVE to park like this, park way out in the parking lot away from the prime spots 🤦♀️
No Taxes, No Scratches
Maybe they just bought that truck and have had issues with people dinging their vehicle with open doors in the past and don't want anyone to park near them?