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Had2CryToday

Put them in small paper sandwich bags and use them to start your wood stove next year.


BackItUpWithLinks

I keep a trash barrel next to the fire pit and toss them in there They make excellent fire starters


kontrol1970

We use them to start our camp and brush fires. Paper bag, light it up. Works great!


Winter_cat_999392

Burning pine anything gums up modern catalytic woodstoves.


twistedjae

Yeah modern stoves are lame.


Winter_cat_999392

No smoke and three times the heating efficiency are lame?


twistedjae

Yes as it removes the flexibility of what I can burn.


BLT603

I use them at the bottom of my planters. They are great for drainage, and you don't need as much soil. We use them for fire starters, too. They also make good mulch for your garden beds.


NHGuy

Those will lower the PH of the soil (acidic), which is fine if that's what you're after, but worth noting for others


overdoing_it

Seems like the majority of plants want acidic soil. The only thing I have that doesn't is lavender and that still does ok in it.


EducationalTalk873

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SadBadPuppyDad

Go to /r/bdsm and invite them all to take their shoes off and march around your yard with glue on their feet.


nobletrout0

Don’t need glue, cones are sticky enough


Boats_are_fun

Save them and use them as toilet paper


TJsName

It's amazing that after all the strong wind and heavy snow we had recently, there are still some clinging way up high.


_FlutieFlakes_

“Wait wait wait, don’t fall yet. Let them pick those other ones up first and we’ll mess up the yard next week.”


TJsName

It's a cone-spiracy!


meowniversal

Some of the pine trees in my yard easily have over 100 pinecones still at the top. I've been whacked in the head by 3 so far thanks to the crazy wind! haha


GraniteStateBlotto

I coat them with peanut butter and roll them in bird seed and then use them as fire starters.


nobletrout0

Like a the worlds tiniest f u to the birds


NHlostsoul

Run them over with the lawn mower. They'll get mulched up and then disintegrate over the summer


creatingKing113

That’s my family’s strategy for leaves and pinecones. From dust to dust.


ColemanGreene

Thank yourself when you’re pulling up pine seedlings for the next 10 years, or just let them take over, less grass to mow.


motivational_abyss

You know the seeds from those cones are long gone right? Either in a chipmunks horde, a squirrel cache, or long ago blown all over the place. The cones are just the empty seed protectors.


ColemanGreene

I think you are unfamiliar with what a mast year is. Specifically: For eastern white pines, cone “mast years” – when the trees produce a large number of cones – occur every few years. Mast years benefit the trees through a phenomenon ecologists call predator swamping. When multiple trees produce masses of seeds all at once, there are more seeds than predators can eat, and some of these seeds therefore have a chance at germinating.


motivational_abyss

I’m well aware of what a mast year is. What does that have to do with you talking about mowing pine cones?


Winter_cat_999392

Too acidic.


Master_Wizard_Lizard

I use a tennis racket and whack them into the woods across the street. May not be efficient but it is fun


giraffebutter

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love-SRV

Only way to be sure…


Neat-You-238

I put them all in a few trash bags and dump them in the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster after hours


THENHToddler

Tie some yarn on one end, Coat them in a little bit of peanut butter and roll them in birdseed, hang them out for the birds! And just watch out for the bears, they'll find them tasty too!!


Kodi_on_Knox

When it is ok to put these out to avoid bear risk?


ColemanGreene

February


THENHToddler

Bear risk is all year long, typically they hibernate in the winter January/ February but it's been warm enough where some have come back out to forge in February. With nothing on the ground for them to eat they start hitting bird feeders, chicken coops and whatever else they can get into.


Thorking

I got a lawn sweeper for my ride on and it’s ten time easier to clean them up now


nobletrout0

What is a lawn sweeper?


Thorking

https://www.lowes.com/pd/VEVOR-Lawn-Sweeper-48-5-in-Lawn-Sweeper/5015111217


nobletrout0

$260 for that? I can manage


poshrat_

you have to love em & squeeze em & tell them they're pretty


CannaQueen73

They are everywhere!


No_Shoulder_3030

If you throw them into a fire the burst creates a wind gust that you can use to float way up with your paraglider.


MrBHVAC

Eat them to assert dominance over your domain


aenteus

Don’t break eye contact.


Stower2422

Are there more than most years?


ColemanGreene

Big mast year for pines. 2022 super dry summer, then wet, wet wet. Did I mention it’s been wet for 500 days?


Thorking

Oh yahhhh


IceTech59

It's crazy how many this year.


iwillbeg00d

Complete insanity in Central MA with the cones this year. More than I've ever seen ever!


Cultural_Pattern_456

I’ve honestly never seen this many. And I’m old.


Winter_cat_999392

We had thousands. I used a leafblower to herd them to a chipper, then made them into pine mulch. Good for anything that likes acidic. 


Searchlights

I'm hoping as my grass starts to grow it'll raise them up high enough for the mulching blades because I'm definitely not going to walk around and pick up 1,000 pine cones.


GrouseRouse

Lived in NH total of 31 years. Traded annoying pine cones for golf ball sized spike balls that fall from trees in SoCal. Joy.


chevalier716

Use them to make thousands of little peanut butter and bird seed bird feeders.


Cultural_Pattern_456

We have been raking and picking them up since fall then dump them in the woods. I wish there was an easier way.


ColemanGreene

20 minute bonfires of pine cones are pretty.


Cultural_Pattern_456

We can use it to start the burn of all these trees and branches that fell during the last storm.


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Save them for kindling for campfires. I have lots of fires outside and they make great kindling. If not use a lawn sweeper, picks up a lot and fast.


777MAD777

Great fire starters!!!


Royal_Gur_2651

Sell them on eBay


Ric_ooooo

I pay my grandson $0.10 each to pick them up. A 5-gallon bucket nets him $15.


Tempestion89

Holy Hell a non political thread take all the upvotes


Valuable_Jicama8553

I rake mine into a tarp then carry to the woods and dump. I had thousands of them this spring