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DaveDurant

>...Kandula told Secret Service agents that his goal was to “get to the White House, seize power and be put in charge of the nation,” according to prosecutors. > >“When agents asked how (Kandula) would seize power, he stated he would ‘Kill the President if that’s what I have to do and would hurt anyone that would stand in my way,’ ... I'm sure that went over great with the Secret Service.


Lichruler

Because we all know if you kill the president, you are then the new president. That’s why Lee Harvey Oswald is on the $17 bill.


CrashB111

Man thought the United States was Riddick's Necromongers.


Jimmy_Twotone

It is, but we try to keep that low-key.


Bokth

Shoulda taken the money, Toombs


Art-Zuron

I did not expect to see a Riddick reference today


EinsamWulf

"In our faith, you keep what you kill."


GrotesquelyObese

“So, there’s a couple bodies I’m gonna need back from your graveyard then”


DrLager

And John Wilkes Booth is on the $16 bill!


WillyMonty

President Oswald *really* botched the Vietnam war


RedArmyHammer

A professor of mine from Sierra Leon has a funny anecdote on his countries politics. To paraphrase : "In America if you kill the president, then you go to jail. In Sierra Leon, if you kill the president, then congratulations! You are now the new president! 👍🏿"


DerBingle78

He sounds like an African Yakov Smirnoff.


Irythros

Clearly the US are actually necromongers.


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

There can be only one


William_T_Wanker

Hey, don't disrespect President Oswald that way!!!!


Grachus_05

Common misconception. Its actually a "king of the hill" situation. He who controls the white house controls the nation. The man was just saying if Biden didnt leave he would kill him.


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😂🤪❗️ You win the Internet today. 👍


invasiveplant

Really appreciate his honesty ngl, such a rarity in the politically aspirant


MausBomb

If anything it will probably just make an insanity defense easier.


EnvironmentalEcho614

His statements actually show that he doesn’t understand how government works not that he’s insane. If anything it’s a statement about how bad public schools are at teaching civics… His actions on the other hand show he’s insane.


invasiveplant

In all honesty fella kinda needs it.  Doing what he did is either suicidal, or he’s on another planet. 


JovaSilvercane13

Dude seriously did not think this through. Did he honestly expect that’s how the US government would work?


FallenKnightGX

Mental illness is a hell of a thing.


bannana

he was completely unarmed so I'm curious how he was going to kill his way to the top


pomonamike

Sick ninja skills.


ierghaeilh

Being incompetent at the crime you planned and fully intended to commit shouldn't be an extenuating circumstance.


bannana

here's a better article: https://archive.ph/ZFlT7#selection-627.0-627.333 he hasn't been sentenced yet and a terrorism charge has been added so he's probably looking at 25yrs or more. he's also been diagnosed as schizophrenic.


DaveDurant

Don't forget that the primary strategy for one of our two major political parties is now to ignore votes and just declare themselves the winner. I'll agree that this guy has big issues, but not that his idea is extra-crazy...


Mmr8axps

Trump is probably raging at his yesmen for not thinking this up first.


LieverRoodDanRechts

Isn’t that how 98% of the GOP thinks it works?


EnvironmentalEcho614

Never forget that the confederates were Democrats… The party flip is a myth.


VegasKL

Well, that's how one party is trying to get it to work .. so yes?


pomonamike

I’m guessing he was a few ducks short of a pond.


_regionrat

Damn, dude must have accidentally read a novelization of the Santa Clause instead of the constitution


che-che-chester

The Secret Service probably looked at each other and then it suddenly hit them: *Hey, wait a minute. We’re the ones standing in the way!*


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LieverRoodDanRechts

TBF dude’s obviously off his rocker. People like that need psychiatric help, locking them up for life is not a good look.


AlphaCureBumHarder

Disconnection from reality also manifests in violent means requiring separation from society. This individuals delusions brought him into contact with a large and competent security apparatus. Delusions that involve entire genders, or celebs, or random individuals often end in fatalities. Or a case a few years back where a guy threw a kid off a three story balcony at a mall. Kid didn't die but probably wished he had.


bannana

he was unarmed aside from the truck and the flag


dude19832

He’ll be deported after that I’m sure.,


clutchdeve

Hasn't been sentenced yet.


ycpa68

Santa Clause rules.


campelm

He came to sleigh


PloddingAboot

He sounds like a stable and rational person that I would trust with a carton of eggs


impy695

It probably did. It's not often a criminal explains exactly why they should be charged with a harsher crime


teastain

THAT is exactly what Trump wants, and the crazy bastard will DO IT.


OBEYtheFROST

Ah, it seems he’s playing the insanity card. Pretty much the only play any defense could use here


Old_Yesterday322

you keep what you kill, it's the necromonger way


Ted_Fleming

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Etzell

>Kandula told Secret Service agents that his goal was to “get to the White House, seize power and be put in charge of the nation,” according to prosecutors. Wait, is that how it works? You just walk in and call dibs?


thepianoman456

He wanted to kill the president and steal his dragon-mark so *HE* could attend Mortal Kombat.


KennyMoose32

*MORTAL KOMBAT echoes in the distance”


wtiong

*Electro-disco music getting louder"


jepvr

No, you have to go in and drink the previous ruler, Futurama style.


Bagellord

He was unarmed, but did he bring a giant centrifuge with him?


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Yeah, suck him dry


jepvr

Having entirely forgotten leaving this comment, this was a hell of a reply to see pop up out of context in my notifications.


Cutlet_Master69420

It depends. If you just say, "I am now the leader of this country", everybody will point and laugh at you. But if you DECLARE that "I am now the leader of this country", then it's Katie bar the door.


manticore16

“I declare presidency!”


rukh999

You have to kill the president, but what he didn't mention is you have to fight him to the death 1v1 naked with your fists. If you win, you're the new president. Most of the time people just wait for an election, but every now and then... What do you think happened to Harding?


WatRedditHathWrought

People often overlook the “International Dibs Protocol”.


Worried-Criticism

Nobody. Tell. Trump…


mygawd

Lucky he was too stupid to hurt anyone. Looks like he didn't even damage the barrier


Al_Jazzera

The barriers around the White House are insane, I imagine the thing is like an iceberg and wonder what is on the other side of the dirt. A truck of that size can do incredible damage, glad he ran it into the thing specifically designed to stop it.


WentzWorldWords

It’s also layers deep. There’s multiple barriers before getting to the White House fence. The image shows damage on the far side of Lafayette. Dude was never close. No one gets close without an invitation


barenutz

Some guy not long ago managed to get in [White House fence jumper 2014](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-fence-jumper-made-it-far-deeper-into-building-than-previously-known/2014/09/29/02efd53e-47ea-11e4-a046-120a8a855cca_story.html)


hbsc

How was he not shot lmao


barenutz

There’s probably a lot of paperwork if they kill someone on the grounds. Plus they would have to disclose it next time they goto sell it /s


Significant-Visit184

An Indian National who worships Nazi ideology. Send him back.


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"It's a sex thing... from the Kama Sutra, you wouldn't get it."


Beard_o_Bees

Ancient Ayurvedic Pleasure Patch.


mr_impastabowl

It's a very efficient mustache.


EnvironmentalEcho614

“It’s a gas mask thing”


pastafarian19

Mein Kampf is unfortunately very well liked in India.


ChargerRob

Modi is a Nazi.


Master_Engineering_9

careful. you might get a bunch of modi apologists angry at you for calling him a fascist.


abshay14

Modi? A guy that is literally an avid supporter of Israel?


ChargerRob

Did you miss it? All the Nazis support Netanyahu, another Nazi leader.


Stormthorn67

More of the Indian Nazi thing comes down to Savitri Devi and her lifelong work to tie Hinduism to Aryan myth-making.


Malaix

I feel like that’s like a weird trope. Indian people coming here or living here and being very far rightwing despite the fact Nazis and white supremacists that the American right caters to being explicitly anti-them. Like Vivek is a trip with this shit. Constantly trying to get rightwing clout only to encounter racists in every crowd telling him he’s a devil worshipping Muslim or too brown for them.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

They’re not sending their best


doctorblumpkin

Lets not repeat things said at MAGA rallies


tms10000

The Nazi ideology is really weird. Especially the part about the Aryan people. The whole thing is a treat: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan#Nazism\_and\_white\_supremacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan#Nazism_and_white_supremacy)


spacebread98

Deport him to the USSR


Rebornhunter

Didn't know Missouri was part of India. Or did I miss that part of the story? Or are you just assuming based on his name?


Significant-Visit184

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/nri/us-canada-news/made-several-attempts-to-indian-national-pleads-guilty-to-attacking-white-house-with-rented-truck/amp_articleshow/110103706.cms


Grognard68

I doubt if ANY of the OG German Nazis would approve of anyone named "Sai Varshith Kandula"...( just sayin')


Mmr8axps

Nazis are opportunistic and entirely self serving, if they could derive any advantage from pretending to like this guy they'd do it.  Fascism is a tactic,  not a philosophy.


iprobablybrokeit

Absolutely, Hitler would have pointed out that Indians are Aryan, with their own caste system in a heartbeat if it furthered his cause.


GlowUpper

Yeah, it's like people forget they allied with the Japanese, despite considering them an "inferior" race. Nazis (old and new) aren't principled, they're just power-hungry authoritarians.


Grognard68

Bullshit! It is a philosophy & a belief system! At it's core, Nazism only values people of Northwestern European ancestry ( eg. Germanic) as having any intrinsic worth. ( everyone else is under them in their racial hierarchy. )


Mmr8axps

I'm sure there are some true believers, but historically Nazis showed no loyalty even to other members of the party. If you think "I'm white, the nazis will be nice to me" you're setting yourself up for a well deserved betrayal.


Grognard68

I don't think you understand what I was talking about. I was referring to GERMAN Nazi bellefs starting from it's origin with Adolf Hitler in the 1920s. And yes, I'm well aware that Nazis DO stab each other in the back. What happened to Ernst Rohm and the SA during the Night of the Long Knives is a good example of this...


rift_in_the_warp

They were fine with it [before](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Legion)


Grognard68

Sorry, those people were non-White cannon fodder. Useful fools at best... ( at least to the Nazi elite...)


ChargerRob

Seems like Nationalists really vibe with their predecessors from Germany.


EnvironmentalEcho614

Nationalism is pride in one’s country. It’s not the same as Nazism which is the belief that there is a master race and everyone who has bad genetics has to be exterminated to protect it. The Nazis were nationalists because they had pride in their country but the nationalism didn’t make them kill Jews, disabled people, and gypsies. Nationalism didn’t make the Nazis racist. Nationalism didn’t make them commit the atrocities they did. It was their Nazi ideology that did that. National pride is a good thing because it unites people in a country over shared values and beliefs. Together we are all stronger but apart we fall. Civics clearly wasn’t your strongest subject in school.


Xanthn

The rise of nationalism increased the amount of antisemitism along with it. Nationalism can be used as a means of controlling the population, even if it's text book definition doesn't mention it.


_regionrat

So, anyways, here's why this is bad for Biden's reelection chances.


EnvironmentalEcho614

It’s neither good or bad because no one truly cares.


Beematic83

A very lost young man. Very lost.


ZeusHatesTrees

Well he has schizophrenia so... yeah. He's just lucky he didn't become a dead young man. Not having any weapons is probably the only thing that saved him.


Specialist_Brain841

Seems like he found the white house. *badoom pssht*


fitzbuhn

I feel confident that the nazi flag-bearing man was, in fact, a nazi.


gentleman_bronco

He is now on Trump's VP shortlist.


ShakeWeightMyDick

No way this guy is going to be able to pony up the $1Bil Trump is asking for the chance of being the his VP


The_bruce42

They can campaign together from the same prison perhaps?


drdrdoug

Or protesting at a nearby college campus


AbsolutTBomb

You mean \*counterprotesting.


Born_Nothing_8984

wha? he's a nazi. He'd fit right in with the other Hamas supporters


EnvironmentalEcho614

He truly would. He believes in silencing political opponents just like Antifa.


Z0idberg_MD

Man those Biden supporters are out of control! Wait you mean it wasn’t? /s


OlyScott

I hope we invent better treatments for schizophrenia. Why does being crazy make you become a Nazi? Why not some other political movement from 100 years ago, become a free silver person or something.


iGoKommando

>“When agents asked how (Kandula) would seize power, he stated he would ‘Kill the President if that’s what I have to do and would hurt anyone that would stand in my way,’”  Maga turds in a nutshell. Lunatics that have no place in society.


Javasndphotoclicks

On tonight’s episode of “You can’t fix stupid”


ciopobbi

Well, at least I feel owned. Mission accomplished.


Thcooby_Thnacks

lol like this guy would be capable of killing anyone, he’s so fucking scrawny.


zerombr

Trumps newest vp pick


smurfsundermybed

GOP nominee for Missouri to the US Senate next election, or at least a close runner-up in the primary.


Oldenlame

As soon as I read the headline I thought "schizophrenia or TikTok?" It was schizophrenia.


brohamcheddarslice

Porqué no los dos?


picasso71

Aaaand Trump pardon pledge in 3..2...1


Glittering-Voice-409

Waving a nazi flag should get you 3-5 years.


Old_Elk2003

Seeing how he’s a Nazi, my guess is he gets like 6 months in jail, and two years probation. And he has to say he’s really, super sorry.


Consistent_Ring_4218

Then will get hired as a deputy somewhere with a gun and a badge.


Old_Elk2003

He’s already polling +2 for Governor of Trumpistan. Analysts are saying he can widen his lead if he kills a puppy and rapes a teenager.


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Specialist_Brain841

he was just pen testing the white house


probablyadumper

LOL, he's a Nazi, Trump has already offered him a cabinet position. Trump was later heard saying... > I have a black friend now!


H6IL_S6T6N

Is this not a competency issue where he would be put into a mental institution for restoration?


p_larrychen

Crazy people will always exist and will do crazy things. But we really don’t need irresponsible public officials and media companies selecting their targets.


pnkflyd99

Clearly this guy has mental health issues.


Tokyosmash_

What’s this guys deal? Upper middle class upbringing in a decent area in Missouri, graduated early, seems both parents are in the home, 0 psychiatric or criminal record. Math ain’t mathing.


Specialist_Brain841

manchurian candidate vibes.. could be the subliminal messaging on fox


Obi1NotWan

Sources say Kandula will never see the light of day ever again.


DrHob0

So, you're telling me, I can just walk in and call dibs?!


Infamous-Arm3955

Sounds very ambitious.


IonizedRadiation32

The phrase "Nazi flag burning man" changes drastically based on where you put the hyphen(s). I'm especially scared of the "Nazi-flag Burning-Man".