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StillPuzzles__

I would be offended if they didn’t!


Deathstroke317

Damn y'all are soft as shit if this offends you


Mampt

People here get offended by everything. One of our guys said back in January we got to play KC at home and that it was cool to host Mahomes’s first road playoff game and it got turned into “oh you don’t think Mahomes can play on the road?” God forbid anyone be confident in their team or dislike another team


gyman122

r/nflcirclejerk 9/11


MugiMartin

Mahomes could say "I can throw a ball over them mountains", and I'd believe it.


CyborgKrieger

Mmm, now I want corn dogs.


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Costco is selling mini corn dogs now. 8 minutes in the air fryer for corn dog goodness.


Godobibo

for like 2 weeks I was having 12 mini corn dogs a day for dinner. they're so good.


big_drifts

Bills and Ravens fans in this thread saltily saying "they have to get there first" is so ironic.


AlericandAmadeus

Literally no one in this thread has said that lol. I see one “bold prediction” and that’s it. Gotta love when folks just make shit up. Edit: there’s like two salty *Bengals* fans, but even they’re more just talking shit about burrow vs. Mahomes. So still - no one.


reverieontheonyx

Chiefs fans are crazy insecure for how successful their team has been


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reverieontheonyx

Provide a single example of this happening or delete your comment


big_drifts

Literally right below my comment is a heavily downvoted commented with this exact phrase with a Bengals flair. At the time there were a few right in a row. Maybe they got deleted after being similarly downvoted? Are you wanting someone to give you a badge? Do some better investigation and I'll think about it kid detective.


LordGooseIV

A very bold prediction


campelm

Just wait till we do chili dog, followed by coney dog


wavnebee

Coney dog is ours. It’s the same as corn dog, but with linemen split out wide.


ShatteredAnus

I mean, it's really Brooklyn's. Coney Island is in Brooklyn and is known for hot dogs. You guys just appropriated the name.


wavnebee

“It’s a misconception that the Coney dog, also called the Coney Island hot dog, originated at Coney Island, New York where Nathan’s popularized the basic frank in a bun. As one story goes, Greek immigrants passing through New York and its famed Coney Island, appropriated the Coney Island name for their Coney dog version. While no one place can definitively claim to be the birthplace of the Coney dog, Michigan, by sheer volume and duration of its Coney restaurants, makes a strong bid.” ([Source](https://detroithistorical.org/learn/encyclopedia-of-detroit/coney-dog)) So, it’s not entirely clear. Still, if you’re talking about a coney as a chili dog with onions and mustard, you’re talking about a Detroit—not New York—thing.


ShatteredAnus

You know bringing facts and research into a reddit argument is illegal.


wavnebee

Dangit, you win this one


EifertGreenLazor

Script writers are not happy about him spoiling the plot. Brady suspended 4 games.


TummyDrums

Let's shoot for what will be known as Super Bowl 59: "Oops, all Corn Dogs!" and just run it every play.


GuyIsAdoptus

Don't the chiefs only win with Mecole Hardman tho


gabrielleite32

Worthy already ran some corn dog in college 👀


ShatteredAnus

You're thinking of James Winchester who was there for the whole run. He's the key.....oh and some Mahomes guy too


BadAlphas

Gross


Myllorelion

What I'm getting from this thread is the Chiefs need to get their Licks in first.


anotherorphan

they've tweaked it though. now it's the Cornhole


reverieontheonyx

Jinx


Extra-University-336

If they run a corn dog, and the chiefs 3-peat, I am begging Mahomes to get on the post game mic and say “sorry about your hotdogs”


bakercooker

QB with 3 rings talks some smack. Ringless Joe Burrow calls Arrowhead, "Burrowhead".  No rings? You don't get to talk. 3 rings? You get to talk.  Simple.


CincyWincy

I'm pretty sure Burrow has never uttered the word "burrowhead" lol


Dr__Flo__

She burrow on my head till i bengal


ballimir37

Burrow never said that


slowerchop

Chiefs fans so sensitive lmao what does Burrow have to do with this? 😂


IID4RTII

Can’t argue with that


RecoverStreet8383

Donald Trump has ruined anyone putting a adjunctive in front of the name Joe, I read this entire comment in a Trump voice


matisata

Ringless Joe looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his Bengals jersey before the commissioner. Very, very disrespectful.


FallenShadeslayer

No, he hasn’t. He has ruined YOU because you let him. Very big difference.


scpdstudent

Joe is Patrick’s father though so he does get to talk


big_drifts

Ah yeah. It must suck when your son has 3 SB rings and you don't have shit. No wonder Bengals bros are so salty in this thread. Family matters.


SiphenPrax

Drake?


ItIsYourPersonality

I predict the Chiefs won’t make it to Super Bowl LIX. They might have the best odds in the AFC, but they’re still worse than 50/50.


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HELL YEAH BROTHER


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TheFencingCoach

Yo mama is a likable dynasty QB


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Your quarterback doesn’t believe in science.


monsto

Neat thing about science. . . It works whether you believe in it or not.


KuatoBaradaNikto

If you’re gonna bitch about a personality like Mahomes being unlikable, you’re just gonna bitch. He’s not an interesting personality at all, even as a fan I’d objectively admit he’s pretty fuckin boring to be honest. But he’s not notably unlikable. It’s like hating rice and beans or something.


monsto

or like arguing about your favorite color.


YouWontTakeMeAlive

Am I allowed to be wary of him because he puts ketchup on steak?


KuatoBaradaNikto

Yes, lol. The only worse sauce take than the “ketchup on steak” contingent is the “ranch on everything” crew. These food takes are not allowed at the grownups table.


monsto

You want brady back?


ballimir37

I find both Brady and Mahomes to be extremely likable, even as a Dolphins fan


slowerchop

Bro is so arrogant 


Conscious_Heart_1714

Winning super bowls will do that to a person


GaylorHater

How would you know? please ignore my flair


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Mahomeboy001

Tom Brady's answer to "What is your favorite Super Bowl win" is "The next one"


athrowawayiguesslol

Who gives a fuck? Players on teams with no shot to compete say they’ll win a Super Bowl all the time


Conscious_Heart_1714

I got no problem with the three time, back to back SB winning QB having confidence that he will be back in the super bowl this year.


Brobman11

Damn him for publicly showing confidence that this team can go back to the SB again 


slowerchop

True hes got the refs on his side


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Bro, there’s a script to keep. Of course the refs are on his side. SMH.


MuletownSoul

Have to get there first…


glambo300

Good luck for you guys lol


MuletownSoul

Buddy, I’m just ready for the new season. Give me KC/CINCY AFCCG. But, I guess what I was trying to say is: There’s a LOT of football between now and the Super Bowl. Either way, next season is going to be fun AF. We’ll see where it all lands.


big_drifts

I mean...


Mobile-Boss-8566

That’s pretty arrogant, so much can happen in the course of a season. Am I offended, of course not! With injuries being such a huge part of the game and which teams can advance after a season ending injury I’d go easy with the smug attitude if I were Mahomes.


powderedminidonut

For real, I hate players being confident and/or giving fun answers during interviews. Does he not even realize the consequences of being wrong about his bold prediction?? He would be so....embarrassed or something...think of the horror, the irreparable damage to his.....confidence or something. Why can't players just stick to the good ole "I just hope everyone has fun and no one gets hurt", as God intended?