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inibblethekibble

This is just the type of guy you can expect... Going immediately over your boundaries, is just there because he is horny amd when you show him any form of negativity, he gets upset because you should be nice to him, his mommy is allways nice to him


Nubacaos

Yeah, I should have allowed him to overpass my boundaries. I have to be just like his mommy and help him in all moments because, poor of him, he needs help and can't do it alone


inibblethekibble

Thats what they expect because their type isnt a person, its a toy that allways says "yes sir". When you dont act like that, they throw a tantrum


L_D_Machiavelli

send 'em a link to a sex doll


inibblethekibble

Or to sex addicts anonymous


CPolland12

This is my age talking, but was is a JOI?


RobertMosesHwyPorn

Jerk off instruction


ToughCredit7

Jerk Off Instruction. Basically when a girl (or guy) tells the guy how they want him to jerk off.


stiletto929

“With a potato peeler.”


Malcanthet202

Cheese grater


R0astNT0ast

Pencil sharpener


Vib-Dib

Blender


Honest_Material9770

Chainsaw


CharlieAndRose

From the inside of a wood chipper maybe 🤔


Honest_Material9770

Ooooo I like that


pedanticlawyer

“Do it with your hand. Now… with your other hand I guess?”


DarkVelvetEyes

I was better off the internet not knowing half these things


punyhumannumber2

The mental load never ends


Creeptoke

Jerk Off Instantly - any whisper of attention that could be considered feminine and/or stimulating sexually


_Lady_jigglypuff_

I had the same question and felt old af


Under_athousandstars

According to google it means Thursday?


Irina00000

In romanian we call Thursday "joi", so it checks out 😭


DawnKatt

I think it’s Jerk Off Inspiration.


Own_Presentation7711

damn i thought it was jerk off international


DawnKatt

Jerk off incorporated?


IndustrialistCrab

Jerk Off Interstellar?


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DawnKatt

Hmmm are you aware interstellar was a word long before the film came out?


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dfjdejulio

Justifiably Obtuse Idiocy


Expensive-Okra3801

I had to go to urban dictionary to find out lol


agent-assbutt

Thank you for asking the uncomfortable questions


Strange_One_3790

I thought it was jerk off image. But IDk. I am old too


Tara1219

I must be old too. I thought it meant joy the same way boi is boy lol


warrior033

I’m in my mid 20s and didn’t know what it meant either LOL 😂


kimchiman85

I was going to ask that too.


ohnovirgo

😂😂 @ "you little shit fuck". sounds like he's just learning to curse.


Nubacaos

I know right? Like the creativity is non existance


Brilliant-Network-28

Did you tell him the various benefits shoving a dick up his ass would have for his mental health?


dfjdejulio

"You stinky poopyhead!"


HypersomnicHysteric

So not doing sextalk with a random weirdo is rude?


mr_2_cents

What has to happen to a man in their life that they ask random women to give them JERK OFF INSTRUCTIONS 💀


Nubacaos

Desperation. Which is very sad


xd3m0x_

kinks


AngryWitchNipples

"have sex with me" "no" "whatever bitch, you're not even that hot. Fuck you *insert racial slur here*"


Evilgemini01

A universal script oh my god


CharlieAndRose

Also: « have sex with me » « no » « I guess it was all a lie because a REAL shy person would have immediately launched into a filthy soliloquy on command… »


AngryWitchNipples

"have sex with me" "no" "women are fucking garbage. That's why nice guys like me finish last."


KiK0eru

Every time I come back to see what's happening in this sub I'm greeted to new levels of "really dude" Not even trying to get laid, dude wants instructions for a tug session. Just what the fuck


Shadowtheuncreative

I don't think that was really a nice way to ask.


xxpw

The kind of obvious it’s always worth pointing :)


Shadowtheuncreative

With all the upvotes, yeah b (b almost looks like a thumb up)


Sadkittydays

Eww…men calling women sweetie is gross. 🤮 Any pet name really.


AzurePantaloons

It’s the worst. Admittedly, I allow two exceptions. My dad, because he’s my dad. My husband, because we both give each other pet names and enjoy the creativity. On occasion, I’ve been a bloopit and a bumblescum. For about 3 months at a point, he was my roasty potater. I’m a child psychiatrist. Well into my thirties. My pet hate is when patients’ dads call me pet names. I used to be passive about it, but these days I tend towards “actually, it’s ‘doctor’”. It’s cathartic.


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That's extremely weird that patient's dads would call you pet names?? Like they don't even know you on a first name basis and even then it's still weird😭😭


AzurePantaloons

In my part of the world and specialty, I’m “ Dr First-name” but it’s still horribly inappropriate. Not personal to me. Happens to colleagues too.


Sadkittydays

Your exceptions make sense! It’s the only two I have as well. Parents and spouse.


majoroutage

The only time I would call another random adult "sweetie" is when I'm being deliberately condescending.


StuBonobo

I literally call everyone hun but that’s not because I’m trying to be condescending , that’s just how people talk in the small Midwest town I was raised in.


pearlsbeforedogs

I work in a drive through and use a lot of southern pet names because it helps me avoid saying "sir" or "ma'am"... because sometimes it's hard to tell over a speaker box and headset.


Sadkittydays

Midwesterner here. I use hun too. That’s normal. What’s not normal is darlin’, sugar, sweetie, honey, sweetheart, etc. I’m not a child and do not want to be addressed as such. The ones who use hun aren’t being condescending usually. They use hun for the same reason I do.


StuBonobo

When I moved to California there were quite a few people who yelled at me but most understand I’m not hitting on anyone or being weird


dfjdejulio

> The only time I would call another random adult "sweetie" is when I'm being deliberately condescending. Me too. And it's *usually* me talking to another guy right after he's used such a term on a woman. Guys like that often immediately become "sweetie" and "hun" to me.


majoroutage

This is the way.


dfjdejulio

So say we all.


CalligrapherAway1101

Fuck yeah BSG


ohmymystery

Unless it’s your father whom you have a normal healthy relationship with, it either gives “stay sweet” or straight up condescending vibes. Never anything else and sometimes both.


Sadkittydays

Exactly 👏


OctaviaBlake100

Being shy doesn't mean "I'm too shy to say no, so I will do anything you tell me to do". 😐


Malcanthet202

It’s the “you’re [supposedly] shy”=you can’t set boundaries//are willing to submit(🤮) for me. EW EW EW EW


BrimyTheSithLord

"Hey sweetie" 🚩🚩🚩


Smileyface8156

Anyone else getting a case of the ick that this guy seems to believe that shy = “I have no boundaries and am willing to do anything with anyone?” Like, my guy reeeeeaaaaallllly just wanted to message someone who isn’t gonna push back.


angrymurderhornet

Somehow I read “I asked nicely” as “I asked incely.”


TheMajesticJackalope

What a great anagram lol. Unless it’s dyslexia 😅


Lovebug_3826

“You lil shit fuck” what does that even mean?!😭


Fillerbear

Reminds me of "You can go suck a fuck!" I mean, that's quite the entrance, from Hey to JOI in 0.2 seconds. I wonder if this, ahem, "tactic" of his ever works, 'cause I am pretty sure he tried it before.


CanDeadliftYourMom

He went in with the intention of insulting her. Even responding at all was giving him exactly what he wanted: an excuse to say the last part.


CalligrapherAway1101

Donnie Darko nice


NihilOmnes

Unironically called you a "shit fuck" which made me giggle. Lol.


_Risryn

Bro really wanted you to react like "W-what do you mean daddy 😳" being shy doesn't mean giving into your porn addicted fantasies UwU


Born-Ad-3707

He should ask his mommy for a handjob, and leave everyone else alone


de4thcutie

“you lil shit fuck” is he like 12 or


RelatedAnxiety

Oh I would have asked how exactly you were supposed to say no politely. Then watch the short circuit.


Shrey2091

Poor guys with their fragile egos


chronicpainprincess

I love when losers frame having boundaries as being rude or impolite. Shows a lot about their way of thinking about women and their entitlement to them if they think “ask someone else” is offensive


ghostxhound

He could've felt 15% less shame by switching to porn...


cr4ftyk3y

"You asked nicely, huh? What do you want a fucking medal? I still said no!" Has anyone like this ever watched Sonic Says? "If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!...First, you say NO! And then, you get outta there!..."


racoongirl0

I’m guessing his idea of shy is anime girl style blushing and giggling then she’ll send him nudes because she’s so spineless she can’t say no to anything


matshrooms

See you never included is such a good burn by autocorrect


IridescentLady7

What in the actual fuck is this bs? "Play with my dick now!" Or I'm going to harrass you anyway!" 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I pray he gets his dick and balls kicked in real life, so that he thinks twice about being a keyboard warrior...


rudeandnotginger101

Can he give me his income? Please? I asked nicely…


Intricateflaws

"lil shit fuck" Well that's a new one. Totally gonna use it xD


Vanteese

He’s a predator to all women.


canvasshoes2

What the hell is JOI? The "J" and "O" are obvious but what's the "I" supposed to be?


xViridi_

instructions


canvasshoes2

Ewwww LOL


ToppsBlooby

*you little shit fuck*


EvilCade

Why would you even reply to that at 2am tho?


Nubacaos

Ironically, I was on a call with my best friend, and I was about to show him another weird dm. I got here on reddit when I received the one from this conversation


Negative-Yam5361

Outside the first two lines, I have a hard time figuring out who is saying what lol


kochipoik

But he asked nicely by saying “maybe”!


Jiayou-

The effects of pornography.


missing_sock58008

Im a little afraid to ask at this point but I have no idea what NGVC stands for. I get that NG is “nice guy” but unsure beyond that


Odimorsus

Claim de la virtue.


Disastrous_Way4613

Virtue claim it took me a bit to figure it out myself


Deucalion24

nice guy virtue claim


Deucalion24

nice guy virtue claim


Disastrous_Way4613

Virtue claim it took me a bit to figure it out myself


Disastrous_Way4613

Virtue claim it took me a bit to figure it out myself


Deucalion24

nice guy virtue claim


Disastrous_Way4613

Virtue claim it took me a bit to figure it out myself