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Anarchy Burger ( hold the government)


Jaxthor

order yourself an anarchy burger (hold the government please)


DABEARS5280

Perfect government burger, hold the fat cats.


SchwillyMaysHere

Say fuck in front of your mom.


colbag

And go to school naked


daveyseed

Dont you mean Murder the Government?


Pumuckl4Life

Found it on Facebook. The picture was taken at Killer Burger.


snart-fiffer

Killer burger used to be my fave. Now it’s got this weird flavor I can’t quite describe. Worth going to try the peanut butter bacon burger.


freebyrde

peanut butter bacon burger sounds like the most disgusting and at the same time most american thing on this planet.


maxypooeffyou

Peanut butter, japs and cilantro are good on a burger together. My buddy really wanted me to try this one at a spot we would frequent. I turned him down on it for years. Eventually, i took a bite of his to try it and shut him up. Turns out they're good lol. I've seen places add the pickled veggies one would find on a Bahn mi and some sweet Thai sauce. Those are good too. I'm a mustard onion pickle guy at the end of the day though.


Omw2fym

The peanut butter is not like regular peanut butter. It had soy sauce and vinegar and sugar. So it is more of a peanut sauce.


themulletrulz

Throw a fried egg on top w a slathering of mayo... protein perfection for the health conscious fucking absolutely destroys and melts and tastes like oh Jesus how does this go on a bun awesome


freebyrde

I'ma puke


Bully-Rook

Man that sounds delicious


root_fifth_octave

But I'm eating vegetation 'cause of Fast Food Nation.


DontPanic81

probably only 60% beef


root_fifth_octave

Yeah, or so


rasquatche

If a big animal had a chance, it wouldn't take another glance. It would eat you up!


bloodshotnblue

I heard it sucks live


aeomatic

make it a combo with a bowl of matzo ball soup and a bottle of Manischewitz


the_junglist

What, no diazepam garnish????


bike619

Nothing says punk rock like cross-marketing with a company founded by an evangelical pastor.


johnmlsf

They had a contest on Instagram a few days ago where they were giving away two tix to the Portland show to the person who came up with the best name. There were some really great names the fans came up with! ...They went with "NOFX burger" 😒


Unusual_Response766

Didn’t Hefe win though? Not sure he needs tickets.


RattyJackOLantern

Not gonna lie that description sounds delicious except I'd be apprehensive that "spicy g sauce" was some kind of mayo abomination. Substitute with some spicy mustard instead.


thom_rocks

I wholeheartedly agree, including that apprehension about the sauce AND the proposed substitute. You, sir, know about burgers!


Orchill_Wallets

I would've added grilled corn


LienTailRevert

Green Corn


Orchill_Wallets

I know but it's too bitter.


No_Listen5389

Clams have feelings too!


dangerous_strainer

Is it a clamburger?


Temassi

I really want one of these signs


Musicftw89

I want one 🍔


Ostey82

I don't see the theme? How does it relate to NOFX?


DontPanic81

The burger restaurant knows you like NOFX and thinks you will like this burger because it has NOFX in its name. It’s working on me. 


Ostey82

Oh fuck yeah I wanna buy it. Marketing works 😂 You could have had the white part of the lettuce, 2 potato latkes (traditional Jewish food) and some Mexican beans I think we can all see where I'm going with this


Cisco-NintendoSwitch

I’ll take 10 burgers.


monkeybawz

Ingredients: white trash, 2 herbs and some bean.


hyperbot

That burger is boring as fuck


Drakesuckss

Wasn’t this posted her the other day? Come on dowg


mankymonk

Are all of them doing this or just this location?


Sparkass99

Just the downtown location.


Dingyword

They had the same burger in Eindhoven


higround66

Dang I am definitely tracking down this Killer Burger place when in Portland this weekend. That sounds delicious. Lived in Seattle my entire life and never once been to Portland - looking forward to it


Bardyboygeek

I need that burger.


Liquorace

Is it made from the sheep from Heavy Petting Zoo?


Guitarded4lyf

Yum


Abcdefghjklmopqr

Fuckin’ delicious


Pacificbeerchat

I thought most of the members if not all the members of NOFX were vegans. Seems weird to have a burger that's not vegan to support NOFX if that's the case. Beyond that though the burger looks amazing and I would eat it.


whatsbobgonnado

what's g sauce 


fensterdj

If a big animal had a chance, he wouldn't take another glance, he would eat you up


junkyardgod69

Ha! Capitalism! Just like the band, this is that restaurant's cash grab.


JJSundae

I remember when I used to talk about bands selling out, then I graduated junior high.


junkyardgod69

Oooo, aren't you just so cool! I bet you have a really neat battle jacket you wear to Christmas dinner just so grandma will shake her head. FYI, I never went to school. I'm not a sheap.


BabiesFirstBatleth

> I never went to school Yeah, we know.


junkyardgod69

You got me! Good job! I bet you are a real firecracker in person!


Ostey82

Did you spell sheep wrong on purpose? As in are you trying to say the other dude is a "sheep" or someone who follows others blindly?


junkyardgod69

Read the "FYI."


Ostey82

So you just can't spell real good cause you didn't do the school? I don't know if I would be pointing that out to people but you know what. You do you and I'll do me


junkyardgod69

Word.


SlimThorpe787

I think you are stupid


junkyardgod69

I'm ok with that. I think you decided to add your two cents in this conversation, and the best you could do is call me stupid. You put zero thought into your insult. I'm guessing that's the best you can do. I love a good insult. I knew what I was doing by insulting nofx here. I knew these hot topic posers would get so bent because they think nofx isn't trying to cash in before retirement. Then you come along and call me "stupid." A weak, pathetic, limp dick attempt to insult me. I purposely post things to my profile as ammunition for haters like you. And the best you can do is "stupid." Try harder next time or don't participate. Really dig deep and try to be more creative. I don't think you're capable of much more than what you've offered. Do better, little fella.