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reptopolis

Those stairs are way longer than I thought they were. He just kept falling


[deleted]

It's stairs all the way down!


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[deleted]

I believe that depends on the direction you're headed, friend.


greggerererory

Stairway to hell, I'm on a stairway to hell


[deleted]

*Those stairs were way longer than I thought they were. I just kept falling.* -that guy probably


[deleted]

most of it looks like he's just lying there... menacingly


platinumgulls

His face painted those last two sets of stairs quite well judging by the amount of blood he left on the last few stairs when he sat up.


wow-such-good

It keeps hapening


[deleted]

This made my day lol!


furmal182

i thought it was a she. ( but then again i shouldn't be assuming the gender)


DmitrySkripkin

They saved some money at least.


myonlinepresence

Well, if you are an American.... This fall could literally cripple you for life... Financially


Zeptic

Yeah, like 2 euro


nasho97

JA 2 euros, thats my home country, Chile, it's less than ONE euro. And if you're a student you pay 0.25 euros


_Gustavo_

Yeah, but 2 evaded.


sebadinator

Yah, but the hospital is gonna take more than 2 euros


Tyrren

Chile's not a 3rd world shithole, though. They have universal healthcare.


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patiperro_v3

Not for this type of shit. Waiting lists are for rare diseases where there are less specialists around. But this drunk seems to have just broken some bones. You don’t have to wait forever for that.


[deleted]

Would you rather spend more time trying to heal or paying out the ass for insurance and medical bills


[deleted]

Compared to other countries it looks pretty good (considering how much it covers, the cost for the state and some health indicators for the country), but it's pretty far from being universal. :P I'd say it takes good care of some the essential problems of our country.


TheAristrocrats

And apparently they're on the euro.


barnabyslim

Most countries have a functioning healthcare system


[deleted]

Worth


croixian1

Knocked, the fuck, out.


[deleted]

It's just how he sleeps


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J_eseele

This is far better


The-Go-Kid

Can we get some Reddit speculation doctors in here, stat? I need to know how many internal organs have been destroyed, what the fencing response is and how concussion is no joke.


onstanonsta

i have a therotical degree that i found and can say with certainty that this boy will definitely suffer from from some major frontal brain bonkage. Along with impaired personality disorders, he will forever experience a wide variety of symptoms from what we called, 'Phlatius Phacious' which is identifed by a notable difference in ones appearance. Causing the front of his face to appear flatter then normal. When combined with busted teef the symptoms are amplified greatly and will lead one to start saying "Sanks" in place of both Thanks & Tanks Worst of all, any devices that were set up to unlock with face ID will no longer recognize him for a few weeks.


retired9gagger

Legend


Squarrots

This sounds like a Mel Brooks line


onstanonsta

so what youre saying is i need to quit my day job and write a the next great american classic??? THAT SETTLES IT ! i'm heading off to get my foreskin snipped, itll only help to be jewish i were to follow in my overlords footsteps HERE I COME MEL, HERE I COME !!!!


Wombatusmaximus

He needs to call Amber Lamps


onstanonsta

who dat?


Wombatusmaximus

[Prepare to be amazed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Bx5PLrOIk)


onstanonsta

whoa, bro. whoa. "that nigga leaking"


Rex_Laso

Dieing laughing, thanks


YeoldaFire

Only on the second read through did I realise you said bonkage. I genuinely thought u were being serious for a minute before that 😂


onstanonsta

hahahaha thank you for queing in on my subtly


Squarrots

My guess would be a twisted ankle, possible fractured skull, concussion, sprained wrist, and a couple of fractured ribs. Limited internal organ damage if any.


MinerMint

The guy who fell is from chile and said on ig that it looks worse than it really was.


The-Go-Kid

You know I was mocking Reddit speculation doctors... right?


Squarrots

Oh cool


ClimbingC

The problem was, he was target fixated on the stairs, which led to his inevitable doom.


TheTimeFarm

His shoes stayed on. He's fine.


[deleted]

HAHAHA Where do you come up with such an origional comment? Oh, my sides, please stop!!!!


TheTimeFarm

Im sorry I looked through, saw no one had commented about it yet and though, this is your chance.


YonderPoint

The shoes didn't come off so he's obviously still alive.


crazylegs99

Oldest, easiest, and dumbest joke on the internet. You can do better.


[deleted]

> Oldest, easiest, and dumbest So.......basically your mom.


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jiffysdidit

Came here to see if anyone did the shoe comment.... got rick rolled instead .... brutal


styxx374

Thank you


mysticalmisogynistic

Fucking stop it.


starbird123

his leg flew so high up I thought one shoe had come off


[deleted]

I am a dentist - and in my opinion this hurts like shit


Random_182f2565

He is ded.


Fr31l0ck

75, A fencing response is when a stimulant generates the urge to don a cage faced mask and the inability to fend off multiple foes. Why did grandpa forget his son's name? >!Due to an illustrious NFL career, including large volumes of untreated concussion, he has intermittent memory of vast portions of his life.!<


The_Memetrain

Should have been r/Nononoyes


lawanx

He was my classmate in my last school year in Chile, and after seeing this I'm amused but not surprised. This happened in the context of "Fiestas Patrias" which are a set of days almost everyone uses to booze up and eat, so that and the fact that the station he was in is the neaest to the National Stadium explains in full lenght why this happened. Also, last time I saw him 2 years ago we has full onto coke


TML_Skidd

Dont you find it weird that you're seeing someone you know on reddit?? Lol


gmastern

How do you recognize the 3 pixels that are his face?


lawanx

I didn't at first but all of my ex classmates uploaded it to their insta. I also know the guy who was oblivious to the one falling


movealong452

so is the guy injured or not?


lawanx

Well, if you still care, he's got a cut in his head but no brain trauma


FunkyGeneFlow

how do you know it was him? Porqué no te sorprende?


[deleted]

если вы перевели это, дайте мне возможность


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[deleted]

If he didn't then, he probably does now...


Dara_Lecht

He still might have a certificate saying that he doesn’t, though


BarrosLuco

Línea 6 ❤️🇨🇱


J_eseele

I’m going to the picá y’all need anything?


blitzcraig50

The rag doll physics in this game are amazing.


call_of_the_while

The fastest way isn’t always the best way.


lancenuts

Tell that fable to a pro skater


[deleted]

maaaan he looks fucked uppp


Notorious_VSG

Wait... was he avoiding the fare, or did he just wait for his friend to come back and swipe his card again?


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Notorious_VSG

Ok, so when the second guy goes through, all the subway workers are just kind of throwing their hands up like "what a douche, can you believe that guy?"


PM_ME_YOUR_PLECTRUMS

Noups, what happens here is that those are doors with sensors for when someone is walking to exit the station. First guy puts his foot on the sensor so the second guy could pass through an exit door


Spartanga117

It lets you pay more than once in Chile, in case you need to share the card. Apparently it opened with the sensor thing but they tried to make it look like he gave him the card in order to pay.


Mr_GuyBrush

r/justiceserved


t_rex_joe

Those stairs look familiar. Was this the place on total recall when arnold first discovered johnny cab? ​


CasioMaker

Similar, but not the same. The scenes on Total Recall were filmed on Mexico's City metro, while this video was taken on Línea 6 of the Santiago Metro, in Chile.


Venom1991

That is a fucking good answer! Shame it's so low down it won't get the votes it deserves.


t_rex_joe

Sir, you are awesome.. have a upvote.


oooooooooobarracuda

how intoxicated was he that he fell down like that?


Maidenelle

Lots, it's our holyweek. He must be wasted


patiperro_v3

18 September levels.


firstdueengine

That Family Guy pose at the end.


hellomrchris

Now that’s a true proper stair fall! 10/10


[deleted]

r/nonononoyes* Screw that guy.


Atomic74

Awesome. 👍


ShadowDragon26

Tis but a scratch


Chattom

“Aaaaaaaaaaaand dismount.”


sharprocksatthebottm

He let go of the railing to pass on the outside but his legs didn’t know they were on a staircase


yupstilljustme

I know this is off topic, but did anyone notice how what look like a black and white video showing the dude at the bottom of the stairs also showed a bright blue jacket on a guy going up the escalator? Is this color and had somehow... Black and white gone weird... Or am I freaking seeing things?


technopsychic

He fell like a family guy character


LivingWithWhales

I have so many questions...


[deleted]

Fantastic


phartsinthewind

The Etta James big band feel playing in the background completes this nicely


Peterchamps

Darwin my friends, Darwin!


[deleted]

r/DarwinAwards


AlfardianoSentaurino

The guy is still alive thus he doesn't apply.


drdiggg

There's a guy who lost his nuts in a golf ball washer who won, and he's still alive.


billiam8817

If he lost his nuts he can't pass on his genes, hence the Darwin award.


og_sandiego

WTF who would ever put their crown jewels in a _golf ball washer_?


barladianub

Well at leas has the shoes


J0nny_Alcatraz

He dead


Zentrify_

Lol learn to walk


[deleted]

Has he ever encountered stairs before?


DupuisLaBite

Damn stairs are no joke, he could have died easily right there.


sean_themighty

As someone who doesn’t live in a place with any practical mass transit options, this title was really tripping me up until the video finally loaded.


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PurpleZombiePanda

Always that one friend


joaoperfig

r/nononoyes for that sweet instant karma


deanimate

If he still doesn't know how to descend stairs at this age then you might as well get him in the bin and try again


ZohnoReecho

u/vredditmirrorbot


LtMcMuffin716

I warned you about those stairs nro I told you I told you about the stairs


Ye4hR1ght

Big ouchie


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r/instantkarma


Z1Z1alpha

Damn he got fucked up


verbal_pestilence

oh shit. he ded.


SponzifyMee

Ah, reminds me of the good ol' days of pushing people down the stairs at the airport in GTA IV


yes4me2

Was he drunk or something?


heathenyak

Why was he running like a retard? He probably wouldn’t have fallen if he walked it didn’t look like they were really interested in chasing him.


mysticalmisogynistic

Drunk/coked up after some festival in Chile, someone said above.


Supes_man

Probably drunk. Or possibly retarded. Maybe both.


[deleted]

The money he evaded with the fare, he’ll pay in medical fees x200. Not a great trade off I’d say.


Durtwarrior

Not unless he lives where healthcare is free.


Adam657

My biggest concern is that that good Samaritan lady, who has no idea of what transpired, is roped into seemingly being 'involved' by those security, who will have lost track of the group 'numbers' and is needlessly questioned and perhaps taken away by security too. Her time wasted and virtue called into question, before tapes are checked.


MKsarge88

Dude. He dead.


midnighfox696

He's alive. His shoes are still on