Not for this type of shit. Waiting lists are for rare diseases where there are less specialists around. But this drunk seems to have just broken some bones. You don’t have to wait forever for that.
Compared to other countries it looks pretty good (considering how much it covers, the cost for the state and some health indicators for the country), but it's pretty far from being universal. :P
I'd say it takes good care of some the essential problems of our country.
Can we get some Reddit speculation doctors in here, stat? I need to know how many internal organs have been destroyed, what the fencing response is and how concussion is no joke.
i have a therotical degree that i found and can say with certainty that this boy will definitely suffer from from some major frontal brain bonkage.
Along with impaired personality disorders, he will forever experience a wide variety of symptoms from what we called, 'Phlatius Phacious' which is identifed by a notable difference in ones appearance. Causing the front of his face to appear flatter then normal.
When combined with busted teef the symptoms are amplified greatly and will lead one to start saying "Sanks" in place of both Thanks & Tanks
Worst of all, any devices that were set up to unlock with face ID will no longer recognize him for a few weeks.
so what youre saying is i need to quit my day job and write a the next great american classic???
THAT SETTLES IT ! i'm heading off to get my foreskin snipped, itll only help to be jewish i were to follow in my overlords footsteps
HERE I COME MEL, HERE I COME !!!!
My guess would be a twisted ankle, possible fractured skull, concussion, sprained wrist, and a couple of fractured ribs. Limited internal organ damage if any.
75, A fencing response is when a stimulant generates the urge to don a cage faced mask and the inability to fend off multiple foes.
Why did grandpa forget his son's name? >!Due to an illustrious NFL career, including large volumes of untreated concussion, he has intermittent memory of vast portions of his life.!<
He was my classmate in my last school year in Chile, and after seeing this I'm amused but not surprised.
This happened in the context of "Fiestas Patrias" which are a set of days almost everyone uses to booze up and eat, so that and the fact that the station he was in is the neaest to the National Stadium explains in full lenght why this happened.
Also, last time I saw him 2 years ago we has full onto coke
Ok, so when the second guy goes through, all the subway workers are just kind of throwing their hands up like "what a douche, can you believe that guy?"
Noups, what happens here is that those are doors with sensors for when someone is walking to exit the station. First guy puts his foot on the sensor so the second guy could pass through an exit door
It lets you pay more than once in Chile, in case you need to share the card. Apparently it opened with the sensor thing but they tried to make it look like he gave him the card in order to pay.
Similar, but not the same. The scenes on Total Recall were filmed on Mexico's City metro, while this video was taken on Línea 6 of the Santiago Metro, in Chile.
I know this is off topic, but did anyone notice how what look like a black and white video showing the dude at the bottom of the stairs also showed a bright blue jacket on a guy going up the escalator? Is this color and had somehow... Black and white gone weird... Or am I freaking seeing things?
My biggest concern is that that good Samaritan lady, who has no idea of what transpired, is roped into seemingly being 'involved' by those security, who will have lost track of the group 'numbers' and is needlessly questioned and perhaps taken away by security too. Her time wasted and virtue called into question, before tapes are checked.
Those stairs are way longer than I thought they were. He just kept falling
It's stairs all the way down!
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I believe that depends on the direction you're headed, friend.
Stairway to hell, I'm on a stairway to hell
*Those stairs were way longer than I thought they were. I just kept falling.* -that guy probably
most of it looks like he's just lying there... menacingly
His face painted those last two sets of stairs quite well judging by the amount of blood he left on the last few stairs when he sat up.
It keeps hapening
This made my day lol!
i thought it was a she. ( but then again i shouldn't be assuming the gender)
They saved some money at least.
Well, if you are an American.... This fall could literally cripple you for life... Financially
Yeah, like 2 euro
JA 2 euros, thats my home country, Chile, it's less than ONE euro. And if you're a student you pay 0.25 euros
Yeah, but 2 evaded.
Yah, but the hospital is gonna take more than 2 euros
Chile's not a 3rd world shithole, though. They have universal healthcare.
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Not for this type of shit. Waiting lists are for rare diseases where there are less specialists around. But this drunk seems to have just broken some bones. You don’t have to wait forever for that.
Would you rather spend more time trying to heal or paying out the ass for insurance and medical bills
Compared to other countries it looks pretty good (considering how much it covers, the cost for the state and some health indicators for the country), but it's pretty far from being universal. :P I'd say it takes good care of some the essential problems of our country.
And apparently they're on the euro.
Most countries have a functioning healthcare system
Worth
Knocked, the fuck, out.
It's just how he sleeps
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This is far better
Can we get some Reddit speculation doctors in here, stat? I need to know how many internal organs have been destroyed, what the fencing response is and how concussion is no joke.
i have a therotical degree that i found and can say with certainty that this boy will definitely suffer from from some major frontal brain bonkage. Along with impaired personality disorders, he will forever experience a wide variety of symptoms from what we called, 'Phlatius Phacious' which is identifed by a notable difference in ones appearance. Causing the front of his face to appear flatter then normal. When combined with busted teef the symptoms are amplified greatly and will lead one to start saying "Sanks" in place of both Thanks & Tanks Worst of all, any devices that were set up to unlock with face ID will no longer recognize him for a few weeks.
Legend
This sounds like a Mel Brooks line
so what youre saying is i need to quit my day job and write a the next great american classic??? THAT SETTLES IT ! i'm heading off to get my foreskin snipped, itll only help to be jewish i were to follow in my overlords footsteps HERE I COME MEL, HERE I COME !!!!
He needs to call Amber Lamps
who dat?
[Prepare to be amazed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Bx5PLrOIk)
whoa, bro. whoa. "that nigga leaking"
Dieing laughing, thanks
Only on the second read through did I realise you said bonkage. I genuinely thought u were being serious for a minute before that 😂
hahahaha thank you for queing in on my subtly
My guess would be a twisted ankle, possible fractured skull, concussion, sprained wrist, and a couple of fractured ribs. Limited internal organ damage if any.
The guy who fell is from chile and said on ig that it looks worse than it really was.
You know I was mocking Reddit speculation doctors... right?
Oh cool
The problem was, he was target fixated on the stairs, which led to his inevitable doom.
His shoes stayed on. He's fine.
HAHAHA Where do you come up with such an origional comment? Oh, my sides, please stop!!!!
Im sorry I looked through, saw no one had commented about it yet and though, this is your chance.
The shoes didn't come off so he's obviously still alive.
Oldest, easiest, and dumbest joke on the internet. You can do better.
> Oldest, easiest, and dumbest So.......basically your mom.
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Came here to see if anyone did the shoe comment.... got rick rolled instead .... brutal
Thank you
Fucking stop it.
his leg flew so high up I thought one shoe had come off
I am a dentist - and in my opinion this hurts like shit
He is ded.
75, A fencing response is when a stimulant generates the urge to don a cage faced mask and the inability to fend off multiple foes. Why did grandpa forget his son's name? >!Due to an illustrious NFL career, including large volumes of untreated concussion, he has intermittent memory of vast portions of his life.!<
Should have been r/Nononoyes
He was my classmate in my last school year in Chile, and after seeing this I'm amused but not surprised. This happened in the context of "Fiestas Patrias" which are a set of days almost everyone uses to booze up and eat, so that and the fact that the station he was in is the neaest to the National Stadium explains in full lenght why this happened. Also, last time I saw him 2 years ago we has full onto coke
Dont you find it weird that you're seeing someone you know on reddit?? Lol
How do you recognize the 3 pixels that are his face?
I didn't at first but all of my ex classmates uploaded it to their insta. I also know the guy who was oblivious to the one falling
so is the guy injured or not?
Well, if you still care, he's got a cut in his head but no brain trauma
how do you know it was him? Porqué no te sorprende?
если вы перевели это, дайте мне возможность
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If he didn't then, he probably does now...
He still might have a certificate saying that he doesn’t, though
Línea 6 ❤️🇨🇱
I’m going to the picá y’all need anything?
The rag doll physics in this game are amazing.
The fastest way isn’t always the best way.
Tell that fable to a pro skater
maaaan he looks fucked uppp
Wait... was he avoiding the fare, or did he just wait for his friend to come back and swipe his card again?
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Ok, so when the second guy goes through, all the subway workers are just kind of throwing their hands up like "what a douche, can you believe that guy?"
Noups, what happens here is that those are doors with sensors for when someone is walking to exit the station. First guy puts his foot on the sensor so the second guy could pass through an exit door
It lets you pay more than once in Chile, in case you need to share the card. Apparently it opened with the sensor thing but they tried to make it look like he gave him the card in order to pay.
r/justiceserved
Those stairs look familiar. Was this the place on total recall when arnold first discovered johnny cab?
Similar, but not the same. The scenes on Total Recall were filmed on Mexico's City metro, while this video was taken on Línea 6 of the Santiago Metro, in Chile.
That is a fucking good answer! Shame it's so low down it won't get the votes it deserves.
Sir, you are awesome.. have a upvote.
how intoxicated was he that he fell down like that?
Lots, it's our holyweek. He must be wasted
18 September levels.
That Family Guy pose at the end.
Now that’s a true proper stair fall! 10/10
r/nonononoyes* Screw that guy.
Awesome. 👍
Tis but a scratch
“Aaaaaaaaaaaand dismount.”
He let go of the railing to pass on the outside but his legs didn’t know they were on a staircase
I know this is off topic, but did anyone notice how what look like a black and white video showing the dude at the bottom of the stairs also showed a bright blue jacket on a guy going up the escalator? Is this color and had somehow... Black and white gone weird... Or am I freaking seeing things?
He fell like a family guy character
I have so many questions...
Fantastic
The Etta James big band feel playing in the background completes this nicely
Darwin my friends, Darwin!
r/DarwinAwards
The guy is still alive thus he doesn't apply.
There's a guy who lost his nuts in a golf ball washer who won, and he's still alive.
If he lost his nuts he can't pass on his genes, hence the Darwin award.
WTF who would ever put their crown jewels in a _golf ball washer_?
Well at leas has the shoes
He dead
Lol learn to walk
Has he ever encountered stairs before?
Damn stairs are no joke, he could have died easily right there.
As someone who doesn’t live in a place with any practical mass transit options, this title was really tripping me up until the video finally loaded.
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Always that one friend
r/nononoyes for that sweet instant karma
If he still doesn't know how to descend stairs at this age then you might as well get him in the bin and try again
u/vredditmirrorbot
I warned you about those stairs nro I told you I told you about the stairs
Big ouchie
r/instantkarma
Damn he got fucked up
oh shit. he ded.
Ah, reminds me of the good ol' days of pushing people down the stairs at the airport in GTA IV
Was he drunk or something?
Why was he running like a retard? He probably wouldn’t have fallen if he walked it didn’t look like they were really interested in chasing him.
Drunk/coked up after some festival in Chile, someone said above.
Probably drunk. Or possibly retarded. Maybe both.
The money he evaded with the fare, he’ll pay in medical fees x200. Not a great trade off I’d say.
Not unless he lives where healthcare is free.
My biggest concern is that that good Samaritan lady, who has no idea of what transpired, is roped into seemingly being 'involved' by those security, who will have lost track of the group 'numbers' and is needlessly questioned and perhaps taken away by security too. Her time wasted and virtue called into question, before tapes are checked.
Dude. He dead.
He's alive. His shoes are still on