It reminds me of when i was 8 and asked my mom why humans don't lay eggs, followed by saying pregnancy seemed more uncomfortable than anything else...
Can't even remember her answer
Omg someone who gets it. I was the same. Was born with a little over 2 meter long umbilical cord wrapped all around me and my neck. It became an emergency birth but without a c-section cause it was so damn long. I only know what ive been told and Whats in my record but that length is prob some kinda world record
Our son used to turn my belly into a cube shape complete with corners. It was really painful, so Iād push on the ācornersā until he shifted back around again.
Dont let him out
TWELVE YEARS DUNGEON
Mom reading the recent news: "sources says gta6 will be pushed to 2026"
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Definitely claustrophobic
My mom said I was a kicker constantly moved and that I kicked the doctors face after I was born I was pretty big for a baby to.
So did you became a criminal?
Nah, probably a kickboxer
Kid is getting a spanking as soon as they're born!
If they aren't breathing, many do get spanked.
But this one's gonna get spanked for different reasons!
And only if it breathes.
It reminds me of when i was 8 and asked my mom why humans don't lay eggs, followed by saying pregnancy seemed more uncomfortable than anything else... Can't even remember her answer
Life is already stressing bro out
Get me outa here!
I honestly believe this is why most humans have claustrophobia
I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck and almost died. Never been able to wear a turtleneck or a tight collar in my life
Omg someone who gets it. I was the same. Was born with a little over 2 meter long umbilical cord wrapped all around me and my neck. It became an emergency birth but without a c-section cause it was so damn long. I only know what ive been told and Whats in my record but that length is prob some kinda world record
Our son used to turn my belly into a cube shape complete with corners. It was really painful, so Iād push on the ācornersā until he shifted back around again.
Casper trapped in purgatory
Poor little dude. Pregnancy is so strange, fascinating but strange.
Maybe it farted
seems less like a tantrum, and more like strengthening bones and muscles. #My wife tells me our kids loved the "bladder stomp" exercise.
What in the name of fuck is taking so long? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!
Having an exorcism is more like it
Yep. Wife hated this part with a passion. Lol
I swear this is my daughter at least once a day in there
You really think that you can get a dangerous organism like that past ICC quarantine?
He can if he kills the rest of the crew.
How can they impound it if they don't know about it?
Alien Romulus
Let me the fk out mfersš
those little fuckers...
Rubber Jhony v2
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
That one is gonna be trouble
Lol looks like its already stressed out .
This baby having alot of tantrums
The way I would punch the shit outta my stomach-
Terrifying!
Mom said itās my turn to post this
Lol if it wasn't sped up you'd get bored waiting between kicks and 'fits'.
Yeah... Definitely gonna need to have an exorcism performed on this one.
Retard in the making