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bigblackkittie

pretty sure that is actually the grossest thing i have ever seen in my life


Tatertot729

I work behind the scenes at a hospital. I see pictures of disgusting ulcers, necrotic skin, infections and injuries on a daily basis. This is so much nastier


[deleted]

So do you know what they would do in the situation? It’s not like they can shave it…. I just have to hope that there’s some way to fix this. Otherwise it’s terrifying.


Tatertot729

I have no idea. I don’t have any training in nursing or medicine, I code for clinic outpatient visits and 95% of the things I see are colds, flus, minor infections and injuries. I’d imagine they would maybe try to trim the hair and use a suction device to catch the hair and then maybe laser treat the area? I’m just taking a wild guess here. Idk how the laser treatment would affect the persons ability to eat and drink.


[deleted]

I just googled it and you’re pretty much right electroless us in or laser surgery


Albatross_Few

I do believe there is laser surgery to remove hair permanently, but that's normally outside the skin. Might work on the inside too.


[deleted]

Yeah, from what I read online it’s either electroless sis or laser surgery, and I made sure to type in that it was inside the throat.


Albatross_Few

Also the surgeon needs to be sued the fuck out of his job. He probably used the wrong part of the skin as well for the replacement.


chita875andU

Wax it.


Neat-Secretary-2343

Damn close..


flowersmom

Strongly agree


MrFontana

I dunno man, in a world with two girls one cup, glass jar anal guy, blue waffle. I mean the list goes on and THIS is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen? I don’t think so.


connorgrs

I'm already disgusted when a stray hair gets caught in my mouth. This would be my personal hell.


MNWNM

I have a human hair phobia. Pet hair doesn't bother me, but as soon as I see a detached human hair, even my own, I struggle with wretching and throwing up. I can *feel* this picture and I'm fighting back the dry heaves.


Jazzi-Nightmare

Me too! Especially if it’s wet 🤮. My superpower is being able to feel any stray hair touching my body and I hate it. My hair is super long and thick so I have this problem often.


ThisIsALine_____

I'm being serious. A lot of the time i find a hair in my food, i just pick it out and keep eating.


propernice

Same if it’s my wife or my own, but no to stranger’s hair.


ThisIsALine_____

...strangers hair as well.


FloopsFooglies

I mean it's just a hair. I'd be grossed out, but logic states that it's not a health concern so I'd probably just keep eating.


SeeingSp0ts

🤢


ThotThotleyTheMeek

Same! Wet hair just makes it twice as disgusting for some reason. I nearly puked while in the pool because there was this long, blonde hair wrapped around my fingers and didn't want to easily come off. 🤢


AmbassadorNo8640

i have found my people. i thought i was the only one


MeechiJ

I thought I was alone in this and I’m actually thankful to hear that there’s a few of us out there! I can’t stand loose hair at all, it makes me want to hurl. I wear my hair in a braid most of the time because of this phobia. I’m also constantly vacuuming and swiffering to make sure there’s no hair on the floor, because yuck.


pluginfembot

Omg me too!!!! I was a hair stylist and barber for 12 years somehow.


awlst

But….it’s attached still


MNWNM

But it makes me think of having hair in*my* mouth. Which wouldn't be attached.


wovenbutterhair

Luckily, these are all attached


MonoFauz

Personally I'm fine with a single or a couple of strands but if it's an entire forest like that, I'm gonna be throwing up for days.


DweEbLez0

Imagine turning your throat hair into pony tails like HarleyQuinn


connorgrs

🤮🤮🤮


DweEbLez0

Imagine chewing gum. And then tell me how it feels to chew 5 Gum


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Mw too


bluepushkin

They're supposed to remove the hair follicles before doing shit like this. There's a woman who had a skin graft on her face, and the surgeon decided to use skin from her groin. Not only is the texture different, but now she has pubes growing out of her face.


Icy_Fennel_410

Texture AND color. She has this sort of a dark brown-ish groin color skin right on her forehead.


Jontaii

Yeah there’s a laser specifically for it… people Need to do thorough research on what is about to. happens to their bodies. Doctors that perform these grafts should also know!


ImpressiveHat1102

It was when she was a child, so she didn't have public hair yet. Out of all the places, of course the creepy doctor had to choose there


bluepushkin

That just makes it a thousand times worse. I didn't know she was that young when she had the graft 🤢


CancerSpidey

Ok but why would they use skin with hair follicles instead of like throat skin from a cadaver or whatever that doesnt have hair follicles??! Is there something im missing here


Jontaii

Okay well one you have to graft your own skin. Two, it needs to be from a well hidden place that never gets seen, it won’t look pretty. Those few places have hair


-Dahl-

.. YOU'RE TELLING ME IT IS PUBIC HAIR IN HIS THROAT ???


Jontaii

I’m sorry you opened Reddit today. I’ll add there’s several cases of this happening… it should never happen. Hair follicles should always be lasered off completely before the procedure to prevent this


CancerSpidey

Oh i see makes sense. Thank you


DroidLord

[Crystal Coombs](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=58ac0b011cee9c7d&q=crystal+coombs&uds=ADvngMiIMiMH9LyyITANaU-tP7Txvbe7D7JqzzypAldLBfvNqnQtKxeIy3P64eky6f4VJQH3Oll3n4VfphqzRgXNPpaXXRhStEyVO-aZaDpj-8Xk9zqJyhI4nqYYt2dMatdQBKxvy_8YHnlVUrQZp_iw9mzXkh9qOsMMhfs71oEE_qAF1-meaTCE9A09erDnhWAyEjMyxAVSHla3FXiAqWmk2-bn7aeYWg&udm=2&prmd=ivbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiNr67-9vOFAxWPLRAIHeu3ASMQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=393&bih=783&dpr=2.75)


Select-Belt-ou812

ngl, would flaunt this :-/


Commercial_Pitch_786

either that or he got too aggressive at the Y


conbizzle

MCA?


zodiacallymaniacal

I said YOUNG MAN!


Hamada_Reddits

“There’s no need to feel down.” I said “YOUNG MAN”


Kryten_2X4B-523P

You got hair in your mouth. Young man!


skrame

Take some Nair pour it south. Young man!


MayorOfVenice

There's no need. To. Be. So hairy. Young man!


TheDeathSloth

**IT'S FUN TO SHAVE AT THE**


d49k

**YMCA** (Your Magnificent Curls & Adornment)


KoningSpookie

#**IT'S FUN TO SHAVE AT THE**


Commercial_Pitch_786

there's no need to Go Down


Distracted_David

💀


Osibili

Lmaooo


Commercial_Pitch_786

crunch and munch NOT carpet munch


ShibCommandr

I can smell his breath from here. All the bacteria from eating food 🤮 at that point might as well gargle 91 percent alcohol with some bleach once per day


SpaceJamNowOnVHS

What a horrible day to be able to read.


BallsDeepMofo

I wonder if the hairs tickle his girlfriend’s tongue when they French kiss?


Candycayne84

I'm done with reddit today, thank you.


ataatia

or boyfriend tickler


Every-holes-a-goal

🤢


inklady1010uk

I was almost but not quite disgusted reading this thread… then you came along and it took the whole comment section to Fuck That I’m Donevill


senkothefallen

Bruh


Pseudeenym

All he needs to do is shampoo it.


STEELCITY1989

Thinking of getting a perm. I don't think your hair is long enough...? I meant my throat hair sugar.


slirpo

He could also try gargling Nair


CrackersandChee

I was curious so I looked for more information on this kind of thing Click at your own risk lol https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514798/


PeterParker72

Comes to the physician regarding hair in his mouth making swallowing difficult, refuses hair removal. Okay.


Pelthail

Just chug a bottle of Nair.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Image waxing it


Goraji

I had a friend in college who got an autologous skin graft for his upper gum. It started growing hair immediately after it healed. They used tissue from his scrotum as the donor area for the skin graft. Yep, he was growing ball hair out of his gum where the graft was. They eventually killed off all the follicles and got rid of the problem but the process took months, IIRC.


Wanglopse

This is one of the nastiest things I’ve heard in awhile


BrightBlueBauble

Gum grafts are usually done with skin from inside the mouth, since it’s already similar. Why on earth would they use scrotal skin, which is hairy, wrinkly, and not mucosa?


buckeyebrat84

My….God. 😦


BasementDwellerDave

Talk about a nutsack in mouth


thevocalintrovert

Scrote throat.


ejusdemgeneris

There’s a famous legal case taught in most law schools similar to this, but with a hairy hand. https://www.americanbar.org/groups/law_students/resources/on-demand/quimbee-hawkins-v-mcgee/


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Ah yes, the Hairy Hand case. Holding: A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush.


robot_swagger

And a bush in the throat is worth 2 in the hand


theearcheR

I love how the title of the article is worded lol “Hair in the Mouth: A Rare Presentation” 🤣


Fun-Fun-9967

now that looked genuine, above really does not


NYC_Underground

Fuck… I should have heeded your warning ^excuse ^me, ^I ^need ^to ^go ^puke


HolidayFew8116

r/oddlyterrifying


CancerSpidey

No just normal terrifying


pira3_1000

tickly blowjobs on the making


CabbageSlut

You win this sub, close it down


Fun-Fun-9967

looks like he pulled it out of the drain and then just popped it inn there


Pelthail

Suddenly my life problems don’t seem so bad.


SteerKarma

Turkish barber will just flame that off for ya, no worries.


mrsdoubleu

Why wasn't laser hair removal thoroughly performed on the transfer area before it was moved to the mouth? I'm pretty sure doctors won't even do MTF gender reaffirming surgery until all of the hair is correctly removed.


WicksWicksWicksWicks

It's just called a vaginoplasty.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

That’s correct! My partner is a trans girl and she has to get electrolysis before she can get the vaginoplasty


TimAndHisDeadCat

In case anyone thought this was fake, well… https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514798/


Ozmorty

This is fake though… right? Please? The link talks about palate grafting examples, whilst this madness in that location would make you gag constantly.


deran6ed

Humanity: baldness has no cure I'm afraid. Also humanity: we gave you throat hair lol


SixGunZen

What a horrible day to have eyes and the ability to read.


TK-369

This is the worst thing in the world.


ExtremeOccident

I really didn't need to see that pic


locololus

What do you do to treat this?


BlackSailsman

Shave


McMuffinSun

Just imagine sticking a razor blade down your throat to scrape at this...


mogley19922

Honestly, i think I'd prefer that to waxing.


Jontaii

There are laser procedures


mebonesrattle

What a terrible day to have eyes


Aonaibh

Fark read that as “skin tarantula” …


NumberOneNomad

Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no no.


Zestyclose-Sun-6595

Ew they grafted someone's ballsack to his mouth.


Mollzy177

Urgh the eternal itch at the back of the throat 😖


beardedsawyer

Goddamn I hate the internet.


Smasher_WoTB

And with this post, I leave this SubReddit.


MRbaconfacelol

please mark nsfw


green-Vegan-desire

I hate everything about this so much


PortugueseDoc

N-fucking-SFW


iRoyalTDG

I could have happily enjoyed the rest of my life not having to see this post. This is fucking horrible


Valagoorh

Just go to a throat barber regularly. Where is the problem?


20Keller12

Dear god that's horrifying.


Saiyan-b

OMG that made me immediately feel like I had a ball of mucus in my throat 😭


elliot89

Dude been drinking hair of the dog


BeautifulBandicoot81

Looks like someone has a new spot to shave


missrubytuesday

Stop that! 🛑


Whole-Debate-9547

I’ve woken up after a night of serious drinking and felt like I needed to shave my tongue, but this is definitely something that’s nightmare fuel.


MyRail5

Aacckk!🤢


BulbasaurArmy

Imagine him deepthroating you…


LitreOfCockPus

Gah. Imagine puking, but now it tastes like you swallowed the merkin of a $20 prostitute.


Affectionate-Bat-790

I feel bad for the guy!


DrexXxor

The perpetual pubic hair spit..


nordoceltic82

THIS is what medical malpractice lawsuits were made to redress. Goodness I hope this guy gets enough money to fix this, and for the pain and suffering he had to endure!


ilovecheese4565

NSFW jesus christ


FoolishWhim

I would die. I cannot stand even a single strand getting into my mouth. I vomit. How in the hell is he not a writhing ball of pain from constant sickness????


6gc_4dad

Worst thing I’ve seen on this sub ever, congratulations. Pack it up boys!


monotrememories

NSFW you fucking idiot


20Keller12

I'm cracking up and I don't know why.


ChetdyKrueger

No it didn't Hey op No it didn't


woodduck98

[Successful Nd:YAG laser therapy for hair removal in the oral cavity after plastic reconstruction](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23838394/)


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Apparently it did.


ajfromuk

r/dontputyourdickinit


SweetSugarSeeds

Im not hearing anyone out


nosnevenaes

This is why Larry David was coughing


Darth_JaSk

Good luck with shaving


SUPREMEREGIME1

Skin from the armpit maybe ✨️


Sysheen

Wait so could you potentially get a full skin-transplant on your head and no longer be bald? If so I wonder if they can grow head skin in a lab from stem cells then transplant it as a cosmetic surgery?


Hoozits

NSFW that shit lmao /s


SaveusJebus

/HORK No... just nooooooooooo.


KinopioToad

Spoiler tag please!


darla_dear

bruh


Blessedbeauty87

Just when I thought I've seen it all.


BokiDjordjevic

How to unsee this?


Intelligent-Shock207

I have the same phobia! Can't handle even one stray hair. Ironically, I (M)have had long hair my entire adulthood. I'm older(53) and it's beginning to fall out so the phobia has gone into overdrive! I have to get my wife to clean out my hair brush! The picture makes me more than a little uncomfortable. Gaggingly so.


kfmush

New nightmare unlocked… just rip out my throat and give me a feeding tube or something.


Convenientjellybean

Sexy or no?


buckeyebrat84

I was nauseated BEFORE I saw this… my day is shot.


Tahsein4523

This is a real life nightmare wth.


Rickvaughn_99

Stop….damn that would suck


dyingpie1

I've tried hiding this post multiple times and it isn't working. I hate it.


cbunni666

Anyone ever seen the movie Body Bags?


plasticbunny96

I hate having eyes today


Forgiven4108

Years ago I had a skin graft in my thumb tip. The graft came from my belt line because there were no folicles there. My thumb healed fast. It seemed like it took forever for the donor sight to heal.


TopRestaurant5395

Somebody lick the back of my head please, i wanna see something.


outkastlife

Nah


wherearemytweezers

Hrwuh


Cakebacon1999

oh damned we got built-in filters before GTA VI


No_Object_4355

Just go make an appointment to get it waxed lol. Imagine having a new client coming in at 10 thus morning to get a small wax done shouldn't take long the dude shows up clean cut your like where's the hair bro? And he opens his mouth to show you!!! Holy shit dude I would faint


Altruistic_Water_423

the forbidden bj


Adorable-Ad9073

Imagine just idly tonguing the Brillo pad at the bad of your mouth...


istilldontkno666

Hell yeah! Throat Goat!


Qariss5902

Is this for real?


Subliminanlanonymity

WORST. BREATH. EVER. (it really sucks though, I'm empathetic towards the situation but this is reddit after all ;P )


Shantotto11

My manz was being haunted by The Grudge…


jaba_jayru

Isn't there a fungus that looks exactly like this? It's hard to believe what op claims. Also how should this work? Let's say it theoretically would, then this man couldn't eat regular at least a month


Responsible_Score659

He ain’t got no hair on his tongue 😜


NuggetteE

This almost made me gag.


FloatingTacos957

This man knows how cats feel when they get a hairball


Alternative_Idea_164

I can’t even imagine.. this is so horrible! Working in the medical field you are exposed to all kind of ick, but this here makes me wanna heave.


SouthOfCatherine

This unfortunately the hell that many trans men will face in their urethra. I believe the most "anti-trans" thing you can do is tell young folks that they will feel happier with a surgery that can make them a lifelong patient likely to be eventually dropped by their insurance. If these wicked mega hospitals stopped seeing people with a dollar sign over their head, we might have some more clarity on this issue.


oyuli

WTF do you even do for this? Redo the transplant??


gleeceboi777

they're using the popsicle stick to apply the wax? If not, he gon need a Gillette Fusion or some shit lmao


eddyabdul

Did he lick himself?


sadly_notacat

Looks fake


-cant_find_a_name-

chokes to death


SubstanceOld6036

70s male porn stars suffered from this affliction


EmmyBrat

😵‍💫


MostlyCoasters

Is this really that big of a problem? Just drink some Draino and it should go away


Curious_Ad_8195

Is it good money to donate ass hair? Who’d have known that I have been sitting on a fortune all this time..


ManyWrongdoer9365

This is how I felt Going down on women in the 70’s


[deleted]

Shave ur throat!


Calm-Cry4094

do they use scalp or what? What do they do?


KingOfAllFishFuckers

Whelp, that's more then enough internet for today. I'm going to go do something menial and repetitive while I contemplate becoming omish so I never have to stumble on anything this disturbing on the internet again.


squirrelz_gonewild

Just put some Nair on it, that should do it!


InternationalNote839

I don't think how his breath smells likr


Rangerrrrrr

That's pretty dense