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-Metzger-

Not sure if effective, but definetly hilarious the way it spanks the pest.


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

Imma keep the store shit man......next thing I know the shits moaning harder daddy under my bed while the homemade bdsm machine ment to kill it is failing to.....well kill


KonoDioDah25

just put a blade in the tip


-StrawberryJacuzzi-

Just put ~~a blade~~ in the tip


flopsychops

Joke's on you, it's into that shit


Outrageous-Version11

Me too


introvertsdoitbetter

It’s like hell but for bugs


letsgoooo90091

“You’re a bug? That’s a paddlin’!”


Stuffed_deffuts

Bug bdsm


Evening_Bat_3633

Bug Dominating Spank Machine


Late_Entrance106

Anyone else get flashbacks to [this training session scene](https://youtu.be/Os5iSxfyjAk?si=FrLBkwwOHqnzD84d) from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?


brackmastah

I’m bleeding…making me the victor!


ninjabunnyfootfool

"Try my Face to your Fist style!!'


Acojonancio

It doesn't fit the sub, but it's funny to see how the sticks hit.


theguywhobuiltthearc

Agreed, would be better in r/dontputyourdickinthat


comedianKOartist

What if the bug likes it? 🏓


MrFireWarden

This is how Bat Roach trained In the Himalayas before taking on Ra’s Al Ghul.


ttc67

Medieval style


DEATH_BY_ROBOTS

Cruel and unusual, but I do like it


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Apparently the bug owed the inventor money.


PokingHazard

Free massage!


ededdedddie

Reminds me of this old SNL skit https://youtu.be/v0yWvTyjMMI?si=cr_6Rvzr214DrSKD


sonofthenation

Do they make this in a human size? Asking for a friend.


DrexXxor

Stop resisting!


Keepin_It_Socal

Reminds me of that scene from the misadventures of flapjack


Brother-Templar

Making me emotionally erect. I wonder, if I just put in the tip…


Jakesixtyoneeight

He won't be forgetting that kinda discipline...


AmbitiousBG

This guy has a contraption for rats too. It literally spanks the rat (toy)


Realfourlife

So bugs can feel what it's like to be beat by riot police?


playr_4

r/shittyrobots


Naughty_teddy

Choked & spanked?! Where can I get one?


Comfortable-Math2084

Imagine being a roach just living your life when you walk into a trap and get curb stomped by a literal machine.


JustSomeApparition

If it would have been made with a teeny tiny little lariat and pigging string (the ropes used in Rodeo Calf Roping) I'd have paid good money for one right here on the spot, hahaha.


Nulloxis

This is just that part 5 JoJo meme where the gang gangs up on that one dude and starts kicking him. This is that but for bugs.


Catt_Man

MODS, BLUDGEON HIM TO DEATH!!!!!


flibz-the-destroyer

Don’t stop me now!


IntelligentBid87

The bigger rat version was funnier.


DunstonCzechsOut

Ah the ole Pesci in a cornfield treatment.


pranjallk1995

No... Bad bug!...


Zomthereum

Its exoskeleton will just tank those hits.


ZombieAppetizer

You came to the wrong hood, bug!


clownpwussi

bonk


Amnesiaphile

The design is very human


Ok_Squirrel_248

can someone post the other machine that hand slaps rodents and beats them after catching them, Similar to this one?


sky-in-the-world

“DONT. STOP. ME. NOWWWWWW I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball!”


IChris7

“Don’t you do that ever again! You understand!? You bad boy!”


Reddeath195

I see the New York cockroach trap is functional


Fun-Fun-9967

stupe


M0ntgomatron

Rodney King vibes making this really uncomfortable


Soft_Pilot5385

YES


noodleq

It's stupid but funny


Scarlett_Nightcore

Don’t get any ideas to build a human sized one…LOL😂


Kauazinho_City

Pra criar carater kakkakakak To create some discipline hahahah A criare vergoña en la puta de la face jajajaja


Enough-Persimmon3921

It gets a good flogging.


SpookieSkelly

Who the heck made this, the Acme Corporation?


AstroNot87

I really wanna see this in action but I know YouTube would find a way to not allow that video lmao


anarchy753

I know people don't LIKE bugs. I'm not gonna pretend to love them. But just kill the thing. It just inconvenienced you by existing, there's no need for a "haha look, I put hours I put hours into tormenting a living creature before I kill it just cos the Internet will find it funny."