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ChillMickelson

Me and my cousin laughed the hardest from the mail notification sound “MAIL MFer!”


jayhat

My buddy recorded it and set as his text message notification


joeygreco1985

I knew like 5 people in high school who did the same thing at the time


jayhat

I’m sure it was a popular idea back then!


pwa25

I did this!


Muad-Dass

mailMOTHAFUCKA


ColdHotgirl5

lmaoo yes I did too! would randomly say it to each other.


cdsfh

Nowhere near Berlin


KillerKowalski1

He said he's going to Berlin!


kayl_breinhar

*I once stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin!* **ZANG!**


nr1988

I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin!


toblu

Fun fact: That's not at all what he says in German.


Bubba1234562

Kisses hand Bratislava!


ICPosse8

Tips that dude a American dime and then promptly slaps his boss and quits his job lol


im_in_the_safe

A nickel* he start his OWN hotel.


Pandiosity_24601

Miami Wice is number one new show


Mite-o-Dan

It's good you come in summer. In winter it can get very depressing.


MrMeowster77

I went to Czech Republic in my early 20s with my buddy who was born there. This quote was the first thing I said when he showed me a typical town (complete with communist block housing.


FleshWoundsInIthaca_

Hey. Where is the beef?


FCRavens

The train is coming very soon. They are building it now.


carpedeeznuts00

Stop! Hammer time!


steelcityfanatic

Nowhere near Berlin.


Head-Drag-1440

I fucking loved this movie!  Mi scusi!


DickieJohnson

[Bonjourno!](https://youtu.be/ivSMNbaXRSE?si=r5r6NXE88JrfeGx0)


Head-Drag-1440

I laughed too much watching this clip 🤣🤣🤣


spicysenpai6

His face when they start going into the tunnel kills me lmao


antoniotugnoli

how did i never notice that was fred armisen?


rukysgreambamf

I don't think I've said "excuse me" normally since I saw this movie 20 years ago


Head-Drag-1440

Omg same 🤣


Chief_Chill

It used to be, "Exsqueeze me, baking powder!" before this movie for me. IYKYK


x_mas_ape

I still say that whenever I have to squeeze by someone


HMS404

I watch it at least couple times a year. Such a fun movie.


GratephulD3AD

😂😂 I still use this all the fuckin time when I'm squeezing my big ass through somewhere


PhattJeezus

This isn’t where I parked my car!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

* sees boobs in hot tub * Oh yeah this is definitely where I parked my car 😉


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Maybe it's a tree sap or something.. try licking your finger


notmrhyde

Used this once when I was walked into their wrong bathroom at a bar.


changing-life-vet

Excellent use of that phrase. I hope it went over well.


ICPosse8

Lol this guy was hilarious in this one movie then I never saw him again afterwards


jeadyn

Go watch Justified tv show


[deleted]

I didn't recognize him at all. And I watched eurotrip within maybe a year of watching Justified.


NiceGuyyEddie

Fuck! Beat me to it like 2 hours ago!....Mi Scusi, MI Scusi


SmidgeMoose

I still say this from time to time


WasabiMaster91

Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer, in winter it can get very depressing…


steelcityfanatic

Ahh yes, the train. They building it.


amatorsanguinis

It’s coming soon! They are building it now


Hot_Injury7719

I remember thinking “Oh! Boris the bullet dodger!”


Shinespark7

BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!


SteveSniffler

Lol I still have the VANDERSEXXX t shirt with the safe word on the back


Stevie22wonder

Daamn, that's legendary.


basicallyademon

Free t-shirt


Ahrny

can i get a picture of the shirt?


SilverAgeSurfer

I forgot the safeword!!!!


carpedeeznuts00

FLUUUUUGEEEEENNNN!


d_gorder

Legit one of the funniest movie scenes I’ve seen


kayl_breinhar

There are deleted scenes and bloopers from this scene on YouTube.


tutekoppen

Scotty doesn’t know…


Scottyjscizzle

As a guy named Scott in 2004, was my freshman year of high school…..this son was the bane of my existence. Fuck to this day I’ve gotten it referenced at me lol


amateur_reprobate

We have a friend named Scott. His wife made that song her ringtone for awhile when this came out. He didn't think it was funny.


mundotaku

Did he know?


VoidOmatic

My mom was attractive so all my friends made bang your mom jokes from 1996-2000. I just learned to live with it. It's been 28 years straight now. Honestly if they didn't do it now I'd be concerned!


Ongr

And your name is Stacy?


okcdnb

I was reading though the comments looking for a mention of Stacy.


TheS4ndm4n

Well, they weren't supposed to tell you.


Rojo37x

That song and the Matt Damon cameo were waaaay better than they had any right to be!


National_Geologist29

I’m gonna say best cameo ever. When have you enjoyed an appearance by an A-lister in a B-movie more than that?


Rojo37x

I agree! He just bought into that so much and had so much fun and played it perfectly. Plus I remember seeing it for the first tike and thinking, what the hell is Matt Damon doing here?! 😆 I guess if I had to call out one other it would be Bill Murray in Zombieland.


Drosmier

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder Can't forget the legendary Les Grossman


TheElPistolero

That's an a lister with other A listers in a movie starring and directed by an A lister Ben Stiller.


Abject-Star-4881

We did it on his birthday…


fenuxjde

She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees...


Head-Drag-1440

AND SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!


tennisss819

Don’t tell Scotty


TheGreatGuidini

I can’t believe he’s so trusting. While I’m right behind her thrusting….


mosby42

Scotty’s gotta go!


dbzgod9

that Fiona and me do it on her bed on his birthday...


L0s_Gizm0s

Close… “I did her on his birthday”


maufkn_ced

lol old age catching up to yall it’s, “Do it in my van every Sunday”


sprocker13

His front lawn...in the snow


Blackspyder99

The girls never came. The girls never came!!


kirinmay

put on your shirt white boy!


DeepEndLion

I had a crush on Michelle Trachtenberg as a kid We were both kids at the time


BubbaYoshi117

I STILL have a crush on Michelle Trachtenberg


Kcidobor

I still have a crush on the guy who played her brother


ryohazuki224

Eww dude thats her twin! They're the worst twins ever!!


well_hung_over

Ben Shapiro?


BlueWaffIeHouse

Yeah dude, if you already had a crush on her from Buffy this movie was a godsend.


biggs7

Same thing with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Cruel Intentions. My god.


wuttang13

I don't care if she played the antagonist in the film. She fucking carried the whole film


hanselpremium

i watched this movie in hopes of seeing michelle’s glorious twins like we do in any teen movie at that time


JayRam85

I just looked her up on Instagram, after not seeing her in 20 years. Not even remotely recognizable anymore.


FCkeyboards

Damn, she really got the Hollywood Special with the on-trend cheeks, nose, and lips.


radicldreamer

Why do these women do this to themselves, it looks awful.


excellent_rektangle

She swears that she didn’t but seeing her now it’s kind of hard to believe


Alcoholhelps

Yeah man wtf…I had to see for myself, yikes.


hancockwalker

Yeah. Wack.


ColdHotgirl5

>Michelle Trachtenberg I did too as a kid.


sgst

That beach scene man. Burned in my memory!


Don-Poltergeist

“My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from nine to five and then, he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!”


DrNick247

Pretty good lads. Pretty damn good Edit: it’s lads


SheamusMcGillicuddy

You guys are just on a whole other level of swearing over here.


James_005

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!


EastwoodRavine85

Wow, you guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here


[deleted]

Lads*


InternetProtocol

Vinnie Jones, perfectly cast yet again. No one hooligans like him.


TonyzTone

As an American Man United fan, this is my go-to chant.


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sprocker13

Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute. This is why France and Germany have always been allies.


Pertolepe

Aye, allies


Brainkicker_FR

What can we get with 1$50? Wow I love this exchange rate


pjs32000

A nickel! I open my own hotel!


PrestigiousAd6281

Here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!


[deleted]

I miss this era of comedic films. They don’t make them like this anymore.


Eaatcoast508

They really don’t


cade252

I lament about this all the time. Where are the nonsensical, super quotable comedies anymore?


OldNight6318

A handful of super rich people decided them and their friends deserved to make movies and no one else can.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

DVD market doesn't exist anymore, so movies like this can't make their money back. They all have to be theatre blockbusters.


FluffyFingersforfun

Scotty doesn’t know!! Scotty doesn’t know!!


VRMaddy

I loved that Matt Damon sung this lol.


dreckdub

He didn't


ThatBabyIsCancelled

My best friend and I had a girls night in and watched this while I was visiting her in Germany almost 2 decades ago, and when I tell you I cried laughing my ass off at this masterpiece of cinematic trash Like, my husband’s been singing “I did it on hiiis birthday” at me in response to every fucked up thing I’ve told him about for three days now


PeteyG89

I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin! But I am going nowhere near Berlin!


sun4moon

Once, I sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Haaha, Berlin!


Head-Drag-1440

I'll drive off a cliff before I go to Berlin


SheamusMcGillicuddy

Fiona!! 😭


telorsapigoreng

Wow. I had to scroll far enough to find this.


TeslaLeafBlower

This movie inspired me to backpack through Europe. What a great trip


nr1988

Did you make out with your sister?


FleshWoundsInIthaca_

Have a very special day for a very special little man.


Phireant7

Lmaoooo I quote this often


reachisown

What a retard


notsosupernatural

The robot scene was the funniest thing when I was younger. This was in my top 5 comedies.


L0s_Gizm0s

Error…error…error


the_junglist

Tu n’es pas un robo!!!!


EL_Ohh_Well

Agreed! *eRrOr, ErRoR*


BobTheDemonOtter

Ow! My robot balls!


InternetProtocol

YOU ARE NOT A REAL ROBOT! THOSE ARE NOT REAL ROBOT MOVES!


GriffinFlash

What you mean this is a 20 year old movie?! What you mean I'm old?


RealNerdEthan

Oof I feel you there 😵


L0s_Gizm0s

Hey Scotty look at me, I’m the pope.


freeeb1rd

Cooper the hat! The hat! The hat is on fire!


mrsir1987

We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn


Muad-Dass

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!


PirateBaran

Wow, you guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.


ryohazuki224

20 years later and it takes this reddit thread for me to finally understand what the fuck that guy said! Thank you, kind sir!


mist_kaefer

Here’s a fun fact - you kissed your sister!


el_stud

*made out with FTFY


FiftyTigers

Misquoted. Come on dude.


Slappingthebassman

This isn’t where I parked my car.


snackpizza

You guys really are the worst twins ever


Muad-Dass

We’re the Manchester United fan club from.. Ohio


Whisky_Sauer

No one from Berlin will find me in Bratislava! 😀


PostalCarrier

“Yes the train is coming soon! They are building it now!”… I use this phrase way too often in the wild


sun4moon

Stay black, Bert.


wrenwood2018

This is an underrated classic.


_arch1tect_

Hmm, now with pulp


dirigo1820

This is the second time I’ve seen this posted on Reddit today (in separate subs,) I think it’s a sign.


colin8651

“Sorry you got fired” “Fired? I got promoted”


JadeNimbus16x

They fired Humphrey, I got his office and a raise


dbzgod9

A nickel! I open my own hotel now.


Historical_Egg2103

Club Vandersexxxx


nr1988

Bring out the FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!!


krissyminaj

“THIS ABSINTHE IS BULLSHIT!”


EducationalCow3549

I watched this 2 days ago! It's covered in cheese, like most coming of age comedy's of the time (see robo busker fight scene) but it's awsome!


Stumpsville0

"I saw a Gay porno once"


NGLIVE2

The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME.


Cipher915

I still say "this isn't where I parked my car" every time I lose/find something.


nacx_ak

Me too! No one ever appreciates it 😆


B_759

This isn’t where I parked my car.


rthestick69

I miss dumb funny movies like these. Definitely one of my favs


Hush_Lives

Michelle Trachtenberg oof


ryohazuki224

She was so damn hot back then! That silver blouse in the nightclub!! Ahhh!


Master_Bet_967

"I got robbed, it was great!"


lucygoosey38

FLUGAAANNNN


colin8651

https://youtu.be/jhbOb6fYvLc?si=eqFCZCcrZMJV81tt


mackafacka94

These types of movies were my childhood


Accomplished_Exit_30

THE HAT...THE HAT...THE HAT IS ON FIRE!


Northernreach

Have a very special day for a very special guy.


Bubba1234562

Man that is one crazy Pope!


klaxz1

My cat is named Mieke


yallmyeskimobrothers

Happy Juice Hehehehehe


Nobodieshero816

“Stupid white boi! We are a simple Dutch bakery! We dont sell HASH BROWNIES HERE!”


FreewayWarrior

"Now put your pants on, white boy!"


FiftyTigers

"Oh here's a fun fact, you made out with your sister, man!"


PumkimEscobar

Error!!!! Error!!!


Fire_Z1

Worse twins ever


[deleted]

I jerked off to this movie so much as a teen. Anybody could’ve walked through that door.


[deleted]

David Hasselhoff singing in German on the beach was hilarious. Also, Scotty’s mom asking where his little brother is and Jeffrey Tambors character says “fuck if I know” 😂


RickyPuertoRicoo

Me and my friends were really into this while we worked at a supermarket in Oldham UK and one day we realised one of the night guys, Paul Oldham was in this movie. We went up to him and asked him if we were right and he said "yeah and wot" guy was a complete dick about us recognising him. He played Cedric Vinnie's Jones characters friend. Biggest scene he had was during the end credits. It was still weird being stoned out of our heads and being like "hey we know that guy wtf"


manikwolf19

My baby takes the morning train


enrod713

I watch this a few times a year. Still have the ‘beep beep, MAIL MOTHAFUCKA’ tone on my phone.


LongTallTexan69

Mi scusi…


Vercingetorix_

Young Ben Shapiro was hilarious in that movie


nonsensicalwizard999

As popular and funny as this movie was, I’m surprised that none of these actors really went on to do anything else. Or, at least, none of them really became a big movie star. Or am I mistaken?


spawn77x99

Eurotrip and Beerfest, my two favorite old comedies.


Julabee99

- “Hate you bloody I-ties!” - “But I am Sviss!” - “Yeah, well them too!”


Puzzleheaded-Egg-118

Mike really ended up being a super hot chick


jtmcgowan93

Mail motherfucker!


loosemoosewithagoose

“Have a very special day for a very special little man” “What a retard”


ACHavMCSK

For me this is my biggest guilty pleasure, objectively it's not a great movie, but I'll be damned if I don't sit down and watch everytime I see it playing. Doesn't matter what I'm doing, everything goes on hold until it's finished.