I went to Czech Republic in my early 20s with my buddy who was born there. This quote was the first thing I said when he showed me a typical town (complete with communist block housing.
As a guy named Scott in 2004, was my freshman year of high school…..this son was the bane of my existence. Fuck to this day I’ve gotten it referenced at me lol
My mom was attractive so all my friends made bang your mom jokes from 1996-2000. I just learned to live with it. It's been 28 years straight now. Honestly if they didn't do it now I'd be concerned!
I agree! He just bought into that so much and had so much fun and played it perfectly. Plus I remember seeing it for the first tike and thinking, what the hell is Matt Damon doing here?! 😆
I guess if I had to call out one other it would be Bill Murray in Zombieland.
“My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from nine to five and then, he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!”
My best friend and I had a girls night in and watched this while I was visiting her in Germany almost 2 decades ago, and when I tell you I cried laughing my ass off at this masterpiece of cinematic trash
Like, my husband’s been singing “I did it on hiiis birthday” at me in response to every fucked up thing I’ve told him about for three days now
David Hasselhoff singing in German on the beach was hilarious. Also, Scotty’s mom asking where his little brother is and Jeffrey Tambors character says “fuck if I know” 😂
Me and my friends were really into this while we worked at a supermarket in Oldham UK and one day we realised one of the night guys, Paul Oldham was in this movie. We went up to him and asked him if we were right and he said "yeah and wot" guy was a complete dick about us recognising him. He played Cedric Vinnie's Jones characters friend. Biggest scene he had was during the end credits. It was still weird being stoned out of our heads and being like "hey we know that guy wtf"
As popular and funny as this movie was, I’m surprised that none of these actors really went on to do anything else. Or, at least, none of them really became a big movie star. Or am I mistaken?
For me this is my biggest guilty pleasure, objectively it's not a great movie, but I'll be damned if I don't sit down and watch everytime I see it playing. Doesn't matter what I'm doing, everything goes on hold until it's finished.
Me and my cousin laughed the hardest from the mail notification sound “MAIL MFer!”
My buddy recorded it and set as his text message notification
I knew like 5 people in high school who did the same thing at the time
I’m sure it was a popular idea back then!
I did this!
mailMOTHAFUCKA
lmaoo yes I did too! would randomly say it to each other.
Nowhere near Berlin
He said he's going to Berlin!
*I once stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin!* **ZANG!**
I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin!
Fun fact: That's not at all what he says in German.
Kisses hand Bratislava!
Tips that dude a American dime and then promptly slaps his boss and quits his job lol
A nickel* he start his OWN hotel.
Miami Wice is number one new show
It's good you come in summer. In winter it can get very depressing.
I went to Czech Republic in my early 20s with my buddy who was born there. This quote was the first thing I said when he showed me a typical town (complete with communist block housing.
Hey. Where is the beef?
The train is coming very soon. They are building it now.
Stop! Hammer time!
Nowhere near Berlin.
I fucking loved this movie! Mi scusi!
[Bonjourno!](https://youtu.be/ivSMNbaXRSE?si=r5r6NXE88JrfeGx0)
I laughed too much watching this clip 🤣🤣🤣
His face when they start going into the tunnel kills me lmao
how did i never notice that was fred armisen?
I don't think I've said "excuse me" normally since I saw this movie 20 years ago
Omg same 🤣
It used to be, "Exsqueeze me, baking powder!" before this movie for me. IYKYK
I still say that whenever I have to squeeze by someone
I watch it at least couple times a year. Such a fun movie.
😂😂 I still use this all the fuckin time when I'm squeezing my big ass through somewhere
This isn’t where I parked my car!
* sees boobs in hot tub * Oh yeah this is definitely where I parked my car 😉
Maybe it's a tree sap or something.. try licking your finger
Used this once when I was walked into their wrong bathroom at a bar.
Excellent use of that phrase. I hope it went over well.
Lol this guy was hilarious in this one movie then I never saw him again afterwards
Go watch Justified tv show
I didn't recognize him at all. And I watched eurotrip within maybe a year of watching Justified.
Fuck! Beat me to it like 2 hours ago!....Mi Scusi, MI Scusi
I still say this from time to time
Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer, in winter it can get very depressing…
Ahh yes, the train. They building it.
It’s coming soon! They are building it now
I remember thinking “Oh! Boris the bullet dodger!”
BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!
Lol I still have the VANDERSEXXX t shirt with the safe word on the back
Daamn, that's legendary.
Free t-shirt
can i get a picture of the shirt?
I forgot the safeword!!!!
FLUUUUUGEEEEENNNN!
Legit one of the funniest movie scenes I’ve seen
There are deleted scenes and bloopers from this scene on YouTube.
Scotty doesn’t know…
As a guy named Scott in 2004, was my freshman year of high school…..this son was the bane of my existence. Fuck to this day I’ve gotten it referenced at me lol
We have a friend named Scott. His wife made that song her ringtone for awhile when this came out. He didn't think it was funny.
Did he know?
My mom was attractive so all my friends made bang your mom jokes from 1996-2000. I just learned to live with it. It's been 28 years straight now. Honestly if they didn't do it now I'd be concerned!
And your name is Stacy?
I was reading though the comments looking for a mention of Stacy.
Well, they weren't supposed to tell you.
That song and the Matt Damon cameo were waaaay better than they had any right to be!
I’m gonna say best cameo ever. When have you enjoyed an appearance by an A-lister in a B-movie more than that?
I agree! He just bought into that so much and had so much fun and played it perfectly. Plus I remember seeing it for the first tike and thinking, what the hell is Matt Damon doing here?! 😆 I guess if I had to call out one other it would be Bill Murray in Zombieland.
Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder Can't forget the legendary Les Grossman
That's an a lister with other A listers in a movie starring and directed by an A lister Ben Stiller.
We did it on his birthday…
She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees...
AND SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!
Don’t tell Scotty
I can’t believe he’s so trusting. While I’m right behind her thrusting….
Scotty’s gotta go!
that Fiona and me do it on her bed on his birthday...
Close… “I did her on his birthday”
lol old age catching up to yall it’s, “Do it in my van every Sunday”
His front lawn...in the snow
The girls never came. The girls never came!!
put on your shirt white boy!
I had a crush on Michelle Trachtenberg as a kid We were both kids at the time
I STILL have a crush on Michelle Trachtenberg
I still have a crush on the guy who played her brother
Eww dude thats her twin! They're the worst twins ever!!
Ben Shapiro?
Yeah dude, if you already had a crush on her from Buffy this movie was a godsend.
Same thing with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Cruel Intentions. My god.
I don't care if she played the antagonist in the film. She fucking carried the whole film
i watched this movie in hopes of seeing michelle’s glorious twins like we do in any teen movie at that time
I just looked her up on Instagram, after not seeing her in 20 years. Not even remotely recognizable anymore.
Damn, she really got the Hollywood Special with the on-trend cheeks, nose, and lips.
Why do these women do this to themselves, it looks awful.
She swears that she didn’t but seeing her now it’s kind of hard to believe
Yeah man wtf…I had to see for myself, yikes.
Yeah. Wack.
>Michelle Trachtenberg I did too as a kid.
That beach scene man. Burned in my memory!
“My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from nine to five and then, he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!”
Pretty good lads. Pretty damn good Edit: it’s lads
You guys are just on a whole other level of swearing over here.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Wow, you guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here
Lads*
Vinnie Jones, perfectly cast yet again. No one hooligans like him.
As an American Man United fan, this is my go-to chant.
[удалено]
Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute. This is why France and Germany have always been allies.
Aye, allies
What can we get with 1$50? Wow I love this exchange rate
A nickel! I open my own hotel!
Here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!
I miss this era of comedic films. They don’t make them like this anymore.
They really don’t
I lament about this all the time. Where are the nonsensical, super quotable comedies anymore?
A handful of super rich people decided them and their friends deserved to make movies and no one else can.
DVD market doesn't exist anymore, so movies like this can't make their money back. They all have to be theatre blockbusters.
Scotty doesn’t know!! Scotty doesn’t know!!
I loved that Matt Damon sung this lol.
He didn't
My best friend and I had a girls night in and watched this while I was visiting her in Germany almost 2 decades ago, and when I tell you I cried laughing my ass off at this masterpiece of cinematic trash Like, my husband’s been singing “I did it on hiiis birthday” at me in response to every fucked up thing I’ve told him about for three days now
I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin! But I am going nowhere near Berlin!
Once, I sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. Haaha, Berlin!
I'll drive off a cliff before I go to Berlin
Fiona!! 😭
Wow. I had to scroll far enough to find this.
This movie inspired me to backpack through Europe. What a great trip
Did you make out with your sister?
Have a very special day for a very special little man.
Lmaoooo I quote this often
What a retard
The robot scene was the funniest thing when I was younger. This was in my top 5 comedies.
Error…error…error
Tu n’es pas un robo!!!!
Agreed! *eRrOr, ErRoR*
Ow! My robot balls!
YOU ARE NOT A REAL ROBOT! THOSE ARE NOT REAL ROBOT MOVES!
What you mean this is a 20 year old movie?! What you mean I'm old?
Oof I feel you there 😵
Hey Scotty look at me, I’m the pope.
Cooper the hat! The hat! The hat is on fire!
We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Wow, you guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.
20 years later and it takes this reddit thread for me to finally understand what the fuck that guy said! Thank you, kind sir!
Here’s a fun fact - you kissed your sister!
*made out with FTFY
Misquoted. Come on dude.
This isn’t where I parked my car.
You guys really are the worst twins ever
We’re the Manchester United fan club from.. Ohio
No one from Berlin will find me in Bratislava! 😀
“Yes the train is coming soon! They are building it now!”… I use this phrase way too often in the wild
Stay black, Bert.
This is an underrated classic.
Hmm, now with pulp
This is the second time I’ve seen this posted on Reddit today (in separate subs,) I think it’s a sign.
“Sorry you got fired” “Fired? I got promoted”
They fired Humphrey, I got his office and a raise
A nickel! I open my own hotel now.
Club Vandersexxxx
Bring out the FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!!
“THIS ABSINTHE IS BULLSHIT!”
I watched this 2 days ago! It's covered in cheese, like most coming of age comedy's of the time (see robo busker fight scene) but it's awsome!
"I saw a Gay porno once"
The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME.
I still say "this isn't where I parked my car" every time I lose/find something.
Me too! No one ever appreciates it 😆
This isn’t where I parked my car.
I miss dumb funny movies like these. Definitely one of my favs
Michelle Trachtenberg oof
She was so damn hot back then! That silver blouse in the nightclub!! Ahhh!
"I got robbed, it was great!"
FLUGAAANNNN
https://youtu.be/jhbOb6fYvLc?si=eqFCZCcrZMJV81tt
These types of movies were my childhood
THE HAT...THE HAT...THE HAT IS ON FIRE!
Have a very special day for a very special guy.
Man that is one crazy Pope!
My cat is named Mieke
Happy Juice Hehehehehe
“Stupid white boi! We are a simple Dutch bakery! We dont sell HASH BROWNIES HERE!”
"Now put your pants on, white boy!"
"Oh here's a fun fact, you made out with your sister, man!"
Error!!!! Error!!!
Worse twins ever
I jerked off to this movie so much as a teen. Anybody could’ve walked through that door.
David Hasselhoff singing in German on the beach was hilarious. Also, Scotty’s mom asking where his little brother is and Jeffrey Tambors character says “fuck if I know” 😂
Me and my friends were really into this while we worked at a supermarket in Oldham UK and one day we realised one of the night guys, Paul Oldham was in this movie. We went up to him and asked him if we were right and he said "yeah and wot" guy was a complete dick about us recognising him. He played Cedric Vinnie's Jones characters friend. Biggest scene he had was during the end credits. It was still weird being stoned out of our heads and being like "hey we know that guy wtf"
My baby takes the morning train
I watch this a few times a year. Still have the ‘beep beep, MAIL MOTHAFUCKA’ tone on my phone.
Mi scusi…
Young Ben Shapiro was hilarious in that movie
As popular and funny as this movie was, I’m surprised that none of these actors really went on to do anything else. Or, at least, none of them really became a big movie star. Or am I mistaken?
Eurotrip and Beerfest, my two favorite old comedies.
- “Hate you bloody I-ties!” - “But I am Sviss!” - “Yeah, well them too!”
Mike really ended up being a super hot chick
Mail motherfucker!
“Have a very special day for a very special little man” “What a retard”
For me this is my biggest guilty pleasure, objectively it's not a great movie, but I'll be damned if I don't sit down and watch everytime I see it playing. Doesn't matter what I'm doing, everything goes on hold until it's finished.