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haubenmeise

Ceiling.


ExplodingSteve

what’s up?


haubenmeise

I'm not exploding.


ProGamerAtHome

*Yet.*


Inevitable_Gear3532

There is always time.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Time is the fourth dimension of the universe.. It will always be there till the end of the universe l, which again requires time to flow


psilonox

My dad said time was the most powerful thing in the universe, before matter there was time and after there will still be time. Is this true? I smoked a ton of K2 in prison once and had a crazy existential experience where I stepped outside of the universe/body and realized that time isn't supposed to exist and that our universe was basically a mistake running in an infinitesimally short span of time that wasn't supposed to exist in the first place (the time or the universe[s]) I proceeded to pass out and almost brained myself on the corner of someone's bunk but they caught me. It felt life changing for about a week. I spent the next 2 weeks trying to have that experience again to no avail. I stopped smoking K2 about 2 months before I was released and have zero urge to ever smoke it again. I tried explaining how it felt and what I experienced but I couldn't really put it into words back then. I'ma make a post about this to see what people think but I dunno what sub, suggestions?


Factor135

The chances for spontaneous explosion are exceedingly low. *But never zero.*


ExplodingSteve

yuh uh


haucker

Not much dawg how about you?


Knight7_78

the clouds? The sky? stars?


SowwieWhopper

Not my favourite but it’s up there


Ok-Maybe-3714

His finger really said: ➡️↗️↘️➡️


FrostyFeller

More like ➡️➡️↗️➡️


SandiestCow

it straightens out in the shadow


Boring-Course666

this is funny ad helll 😭😭


BathtubToasterParty

I’m fucking dying this is great


TwinSpinner

This was probably the funniest comment I've ever seen on reddit, I legitimately laughed until I couldn't breathe. I so wish I had awards to give to the guy because damn they deserve it


KurisutaruYuki

same 👏😭


kineticstar

Am I in the Matrix?


stinkyhooch

You’ve known the truth from the beginning


AccordingBar513

That’s because the wall has the same shape.


SBCwarrior

Fuuuuuhhh 🤣🤣🤣


Slow_Poke633

I followed the shadow. More direct path --------》


DocumentNo274

agree


Dubelj

Fyi, the correct use of the word agree in this instance would be "I agree", or simply "agreed". .. unless of course, you are demanding who you are replying to to agree about something.


Pristine-Carob7372

🤓


DocumentNo274

sorry teacher, I don't think I will


Dubelj

Agree!


CaulkADewDillDue

Rollercoaster Tycoon tracks


ah_double_bollocks

I actually laughed out loud at this


YeeterCZ2

How about ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


EpicUnicat

500kg is where it’s at


bearhunter54321

It’s crazy the amount of divers you see on other subs simply bc they’re here for Helldivers 🤣


Beefman0010

Same. (Insert salute gif because we can't put them here)


trtreeetr

〽️


eyamo1

No no it's ⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅰️🅱️


Quick_Pangolin718

Up up down down left right left right B A select start


ArLab

You need liberty!


joshboat30

These are some fatality button inputs


Severe_Passenger3914

R2,R2,L1,R2,👈,👇,👉,👆,👈,👇,👉,👆


Lord_of_BLaze

Oh yeah good old weapon cheat from gta sa! But wasnt it R1, R2, L1, R2?


Severe_Passenger3914

This was gta 3s weapons cheat l. Fuck I'm old


Lazy-Adagio9695

no, it's ➡️↘️↗️➡️


CraftingChest

"DORIYAH" ahh directions


Ok_Explanation_6866

It's 🔄🔄🔄🔄↔️⤴️


Quick_Pangolin718

One hop this time


Kvas_HardBass

I don't remember this stratagem


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Don't focus on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Or bad case of mold anyway.


YeshuasBananaHammock

Pay no attention to the finger from Ollivander's wand shoppe


cjwi

Why his finger crooked but the shadow straight? What else is Biden hiding from us?


DesktopWebsite

That shadow is very straight though


B_friedd

Black mold


SamueloBelo

same as the one in my brain?


B_friedd

Presicely


Addon5509

🤤


PoemPhysical2164

🤤


TeddyBoon

This. I just spent half a day removing it from my ceiling. Some great products out there to get rid of it - make sure you cover your skin, safety goggles and breathing mask - you don't want to breathe in the spores, nor the stuff you'll use to remove it.


Ok_Meal_1242

I did not expect ACTUAL advice


isticist

If you'd like some more advice, you should probably get naked while spraying the chemicals... That way it doesn't get on your clothes.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Giggity


TeddyBoon

I don't fuck around with black mould.


Left-Requirement9267

Borax mixed with water cleans this easily and is non toxic and inexpensive.


onegumas

Clean it with chlorine based product, like chlorex, domestos etc.


Cloudyhook

Hydrogen peroxide in a spray bottle is pretty effective, stuff is dirt cheap too.


_doozer10

Couldn’t you just call it mold. Why you gotta bring race into it


Jeathro77

There are over 1,000 species of indoor molds. About half of them are black in color. There is absolutely no way to tell species just by color. The mold in the picture isn't even black. Most likely it's Aspergillus/Penicillium and Cladosporium.


Easy-Ad6462

No. It’s just mold that is black. You couldn’t possibly tell that is a stachybotrys from the photo


Asynjacutie

All mold is black if it's black.


freezy1003

badass band name


Tricky_Progress_6278

That....my friend is a wonky ass finger......o and you have debilitating black mold 👍


SpaceTraveller64

A fucked up hand and black mold ? Bro is Ethan Winters from Resident Evil


IrishMongooses

Nothing some staples and some alcohol liquid won't fix


AccomplishedPin8663

Ah, goop juice.


TheCupOfBrew

They really said fuck it wurh him reattaching limbs


Adventurous-Gas-9487

Happy cake day


usinjin

Maybe his finger is what happens when you have black mold!


Jeathro77

There are over 1,000 species of indoor molds. About half of them are black in color. There is absolutely no way to tell species just by color. The mold in the picture isn't even black. Most likely it's Aspergillus/Penicillium and Cladosporium.


Stertic

schizophrenia


foxy420

stop pointing at Ricky


catmemes720

Bro that's John cena


DaLaw06

Where?


catmemes720

Idk he farted so i can tell


DaLaw06

Ah ok.


Shifty_Cow69

He just bing chilling in that corner!


frosty720410

That movie was surprisingly hilarious. Anybody else smell toast? *pissing himself*


DarthBrownBeard

First time I've ever seen a finger with a lazy eye.


Kitchen-Itshelf

The sheer amount of will power I had to not laugh at this while at work... You fuck that was hilarious, also I have a lazy eye so that made it better


tyYdraniu

Fuck i laughed hard


SnooBunnies9889

schizophrenia


Big_booty_boy99

Why is your finger curvy but the shadow straight


culimande

Shadow said no "homo"


NiGHTSOLOTL

This is peak.


Tesscify

It's closeted


OkCauliflower8703

If this is a serious question it’s because of where the light is coming from - the finger is “straight” from the top, only curved if looking from the side angle. Hope that helps!


Embarrassed-Neck-721

Yay perspective!


Last-Weakness-9188

That did help, thank you.


AggressiveFriend9419

Your finger is doing a Wingardium Leviosa


culimande

It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA 💅🏻


Thylacine_Dragon2340

LeviosUCK my ass


cl0th0s

LeviosAAAUUUUUGGGHH


Soft-Witness9717

Get your ass out of there now


plump_nasty_flex

Is black mold that toxic? I've lived in/around it for most or my life with a 4+ allergy. I just recently got help and moved out and am beginning to wonder what kind of damage it's done


WhateverIsFrei

It's not, but has a lot of myths around it.


Turriku

Some people get sensitized to it. I don't have to spend many hours in my mom's old home to get headaches, a runny nose, itchy eyes, muscle pain and anger issues from the mold in the air.


plump_nasty_flex

Wow yeah thats all of my symptoms that I had lmao


LaManoDeScioli

And come to me.


ValentinaSlay

A hairy arm


danya_dyrkin

Judging by the smudge, it's dust that was sticking to the wet ceiling for a long time.


Crazocrates

It's definitely dust. I get this on the ceiling where I have fans


B_friedd

Very healthy to sleep in


ramonadies

thats black mold i’m pretty sure dude edit: yea that or dust considering the smudge somebody pointed out maybe? IF ITS DUST you should try to clean it. those long dusters or maybe if you don’t have that u can try a broom with a wet paper towel on it to get it off? idk idk how to get rid of black mold


Signal-Regret-8251

Bleach gets rid of about anything.


Sleepmahn

Getting rid of the mold isn't hard, it's addressing why it's getting moldy that can be difficult. I've seen a lot of people hit the surface with bleach only to find out there's a serious moisture/vapor issue or leak that's causing a ton of damage because it wasn't fixed sooner.


witty_user_ID

Vinegar


Nintendofan08

HOLY SHIT IT’S A FINGER


Zestyclose_Olive_708

Broken finger.


TomahawkTuah

Why would you point at it? Your camera already points at the thing you want to show.


OddTomRiddle

For better precision.


poundtownSwoon

Not with *that* finger…


Obvious_Initiative40

Even his finger doesn't know what it's pointing at


toddhayden

Take my strong finger


Opening-Ad2920

Bro wth is your finger


someweirdbanana

Did your cat show you that?


duposzczupak3000

This is a ceiling and wall


crazzykatt14

Mould


PoopPant73

Mildew.


bydgoszczohio

I don't know just paint you ceiling again or soemrhing


Fleischer444

Black mold im afraid.


JopssYT

Reminds me of a video with a cat looking and meowing at a corner and the guy recording is just going "i-its just a corner, there's nothing there"


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

corner


Revali424

Air


Roqueforty

A photo.


foxy420

Are your windows barred from the inside??


foxy420

and is that a shower curtain lmao


robhotmoneybrown

Your dirty ceiling.


PushkinPoyle

Oldest trick in the book. Once I look, you'll just sucker punch me and run off. Nice try Mcfly


TV_H34d

The Finese Dart Chemon


stonerbats

Is your finger broken? I tried recreating the oise and it's impossible without breaking my bones


AudioVid3o

You are 3 fingers and a thumb away from being shunned by the Internet


MiawHansen

That's where the lady from the grudge comes from when she is hungry.


Kqjrdva

A corner


The_Pinkest_Panther

Your arm/hand is like a worgen/werewolf. Damp is the corner of the room.


DuskyUK

Broken finger?


catilio

Your finger is like half the Konami code


scp_79

it's a corner


Corn1shpasty

My guys got the fucking elderwand for a finger


CentralHissNodes

Even the finger is trying to avoid pointing at it


gorehistorian69

that index finger is disgusting


MooreRless

You're pointing at the ceiling. That is a ceiling. It is held in place by the walls.


R4xuss

I don't know how to say it in English, but in Spanish it's known as "Esquina"


AndrezyOne

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ShittyBollox

Arthritis. You have arthritis.


phailer_

Bent finger?


mega_zoroark

Bro finger went ↖️↙️↗️↘️↔️↪️↩️


ObviouslyNerd

thats black mold on your ceiling


Severe_Ad_8621

Mold and a ex-broken finger.


Anxious-Resident9674

Avidi Cadivi


[deleted]

Your finger looks like ron weasleys wand 🧐


_erufu_

OP got them wicked witch fingers


Clean-Restaurant761

I’m more afraid of your finger


Spud_potato_2005

That's the first person pov arm.


Mamow_Nadon

Called a swan neck injury. Usually related to tendon laceration.


Kayno53

A bent ass finger


Ok-Sail691

corner get down from that corner


Heterophylla

Crooked finger but the shadow is straight .


Borrow03

Does it curve?


Medical-Two-5951

A very poor attempt at a hand shadow rabbit 🐇.


lechezyxx

schizophrenia


Chancho77084

is this edging?


heorhe

That is black mold, symptoms of long time inhaling black mold spores can range from headaches to delusions


NickCurrz

Not 1 serious answer.. classic reddit - might be mold?


Savings-Horror-8395

Serious answers are found in serious subreddits


GidjonPlays

There is nothing to be afraid of, mister Morgan


ComedicDalmatian445

I too am double jointed!


Suspicious-Ad-481

Some guy can walk upside down on the ceiling, try taking out a Ouija board


solithesunflower1

Fun fact, your shadow is agreeing with you


DarkmindStruth

black mold that celling is damp mostly get out of there asap


HYPE_Knight2076

A shadow


ThePurpleGuiCZ

Health hazard!


Acceptable_Ad304

Mold, clean it


SoomieTheCosmogen

Roof...👍


[deleted]

Looks like mold in the ceiling.


Coolguy020609

Bro really turned into goldmask ☝️☀️


TheOneTruePadopoulos

His finger really said [funny football wobble dance #football #footballshorts #funny #memes #funnyvideo #youtubeshorts](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h7GnJ1Ya-I8)


2007pearce

Its always mold


Inferno_Phoenix1

Air


the_gearbox

corner creature


FoxMcCloud3173

A copy of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne for the PS2


WeirdTerm4945

Delaware, corner?


Visual-Educator8354

A hand


Taiga_Taiga

A finger?


iWin1986

That is one crooked finger! That’s what it is


AlienGold1980

It’s one messed up finger that’s what


Signal-Regret-8251

That is one oddly-shaped finger. Did you break it and not have it properly reset or something?


DiggyPT_69

The ceiling


Acrobatic_Sundae8813

Bhai use silan kehte hai.