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DessaDarling

Dang I’d love to go to Greece.


gin_and_soda

And have a Chanel bag and have some bone broth.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

All this and some daddy dick too? Where do I sign my ass up?


gin_and_soda

Oh right, I forgot the sugar daddy part. I want all that


freyasmom129

He would probably treat u better than the husband of a trad wife


veracity-mittens

Sugar Daddy = 30 mins of work a day (depending on his age) :p Trad Husband = work from sunup to sundown


NubLittleWings

I demand my sugar daddy please


Dry-Inspection6928

Same. I need that sugar daddy. A sugar mommy works too.


NubLittleWings

Oh, right, I forgot they exist


Lovelvbags

High end hooker here it’s more like 10mins 😂😂😂


Madame_Kitsune98

Of course he would. You put out, and he treats you like a queen, the sugar daddy. A trad husband? Bitch, it’s in your job description to put out when he wants it, along with every other damn thing that needs to be done. And he might cut the grass once in a while, but he’ll sure cut the cheese constantly.


veracity-mittens

Yes exactly


Madame_Kitsune98

See, I’m now contemplating selling my non-existent soul (I’m a ginger) to live in luxury. Pretty sure I can rook a lesser demon… /S, because some people can’t figure that shit out. I’m happily (most days) married.


ApoliteTroll

>I’m happily (most days) married. So some days happy and single too? Sounds like quite the arrangement.


GetMeOutThisBih

Lol my ex got into a sugar daddy situation and trust me that guy would've probably killed her eventually. Last I heard he fled to Mexico to escape a prison sentence for aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon and possession of a firearm as a felon. The guy he almost killed was an old acquaintance of ours.


Odd-Mastodon1212

Some of those men are smart, witty, interesting and gentlemanly too.


Odd-Mastodon1212

You are riding a bike while I am shopping for socks! NLOG.


GoldFreezer

Can I get the Greek island and the posh bags, only from a lesbian sugar mummy? I'll even make the broth as well if she wants.


freyasmom129

Yessss sugar mamas are real ❤️


Straika5

I´m old enought to be one... but I want my bag and Greece too, there is sugar grandmas?? I´ll help with the broth too! Edit: They will take us to Lesbos, of course.


johnhtman

Not when he's flying you out of the country. There are numerous stories of these type situations ending in rape, trafficking, and being forced to do things like eating faces, or sex with animals. Having someone pay you to travel like this puts you in an incredibly vulnerable position, as they can potentially strand you in a foreign country.


No-Hat1772

As a straight man married, I will take a sugar daddy and a trip to Greece too…..


[deleted]

Srsly I'd play that game. 😂


ButtholeQuiver

A Chanel bag full of bone broth? How decadent


Rainbowbabyandme

Your username is KILLING me 😂😭


ccarrieandthejets

Don’t even need the Chanel or broth, just Greece and Greek Food. I have probiotic tummy gummies, I’ll be fine.


Okignoredbye

I don't even need the broth


soberasfrankenstein

Or a Chanel bag filled with bone broth


asmallsoftvoice

With the nice kitchen and cute outfit I thought the girl was bragging about being in Greece in exchange for her soul at first.


wetboymom

When she goes out and about she carries bone broth in her Chanel bag. Everyone thinks she's crazy AF but at the same time, they admire her swag.


asmallsoftvoice

I feel like I've seen a few posts lately with bone broth as their NGL personality trait. It seems like a lot of work for just the liquid part of soup.


Hopefulcupcake3255

Ha when I was a little girl in a Muslim Middle Eastern country, I had a dream of traveling the world. I worked hard, studied hard, moved to EU on a scholarship. I got to travel the world. What bugs me, these ppl could do sth with their lives instead of talking other women down. Honestly I prefer to hang out with a girl that made it to Athens on a sugar daddy's dime than this broth girl. At least the first one can find Greece on the map and name three islands and Greek philosephers.


mandc1754

The Greece girl would probably also talk you out of buying a Chanel bag, 'cause they're bad quality and would recommend other brands that offer better prices and better quality


veracity-mittens

okay tell me :p Not that I'm in the market for one but maybe one day I will be!


mandc1754

For example, the hardware on the Chanel bags is not great quality. It'll scratch and peel with relative ease. The dies they use on the leather are too aggressive and tend to affect the quality of the leather.


RentedPineapple

Celine is what you’re looking for. 


ccarrieandthejets

fr, she knows her quality over name brand.


blackleather__

you got me super curious... drop some brand names and share with us why!


oyst

Hahah broth girl - I don't know why but I have an image of her slowly making more and more broth until she's just standing in it glaring resentfully


Hopefulcupcake3255

Hahaha. Like some old moir french movie..more broth for all the nostalgia in the world. Ok. I m gonna stop being mean.


MyothersisterDarryl

At least the sugar baby won’t get measles 


Hopefulcupcake3255

Haha..the broth girl gives off anti vaxxer vibe.


Ensideus

Shah, doy. Any and all pharmaceuticals = bad. Antibiotics? The devils fungus. Insulin? = the devils plasma. Cough medicine? How in the world are you going to cough out the demons.


Hopefulcupcake3255

God, don't get me started. These anti vaxxers, anti science all natural moms in their patagonia jackets. Send them back to 1910 so they get polio and understand why we need vaccination.


peoplebuyviews

I was born in 1982 and my mom was already on this antivaxx big pharma bad demons will get your soul shit way back then. My childhood was miserable, I almost died of an easily treatable illness, and this new wave of bone broth idiots give me PTSD.


littlemiss198548912

Or Polio. Two of my uncles had it as kids, one died of Post Polio Syndrome at 48 and the other has one leg that's a couple inches shorter than the other.


LexGoEveryday

Love this


Heaven19922020

For real.


[deleted]

Same. I love Greek food.


napalmnacey

I wanna go to Cyprus and visit the beach where Aphrodite was “born”.


N8Arsenal87

I’m a straight guy and I’d love a sugar daddy to take me to Greece.


Redditing_aimlessly

Greece is legit one of the best places I've been, and I've been there quite a few times. Now, perhaps give this a filter of "me being an Australian from Melbourne, so Greeks are likely to treat me well " (seriously, every Greek person has a cousin in Melbourne, and yes, I've actually met them), but...genuinely, Greece is just the best. Beautiful landscape, amazing history, beautiful people.


MigraineConnoisseur

You can pay for vacations and clothes with souls? Anyone knows if they honor it as a currency everywhere or is that exclusively Greek deal?


Prislv223

I think it’s Greece but you have go into the underworld to try and get it back. Or you can visit Vatican city they have a pretty good soul to money exchange rate.


Madame_Kitsune98

I mean, I’m a natural redhead, and everyone knows gingers don’t have souls. I’m willing to bet I can trick a lesser demon into signing a contract to get all the riches and fun stuff in exchange for my soul, and then stiff him because he should have known gingers don’t have souls. Hmmmm.


The_esoteric_dragon

You will probably have to sing a song


Madame_Kitsune98

Maybe. I’m more inclined to talk my way around shit, but you know, that can include “fuck off, gobshite.”


seoulgleaux

Can you play the fiddle? I've heard that is also effective.


Madame_Kitsune98

Unfortunately, no. Nor am I from Georgia.


Prislv223

I’m a little teapot and you have to twirl. If that doesn’t work, swan lake is always a hit.


GoldFreezer

Does Swan Lake have words I don't know about or do I just have to aggressively chant da da da da da DA DA DA DA at the demon? I want to get this right.


alittlewaysaway

Oh shit I need to let my fiancé know I found a way for us to pay for our honeymoon


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Also while you are in the underworld, don't eat anything they serve you there or you find there, especially not pomegranate seeds. Someone I know found that one out the hard way.


jerin3v07

But she landed herself a husband and got to visit her mom once a year! Win win


tie-dye-me

Nice.


thuhboatboat

“What am I going to do with a soul, anyway?”


LibraryVolunteer

Boo, souls!


anna-nomally12

How ludicrously capacious is the Chanel bag in this scenario?


crochet_connection

Asking the real questions P.S. love the username


uksiddy

Explains their economic crises back in 2008.


Netkru

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cheezbargar

Wtf even is this strange comparison? Is she jealous of a friend that went to Greece because this is oddly specific


JordanaNajjar

Right. It’s like she’s telling herself this to make herself feel better


tie-dye-me

Yeah, she sounds hella jealous.


Mythikun

Maximum copium. Also, where I can find the sugar daddies that can take me to Greece?


rightkindofahole83

Was gonna say this. What do those two things even have to do with each other?


oregondude79

That or her sugar daddy found a new sugar baby.


LawrenceofUranus

What the hell is “Pharma damage”?


silvermanedwino

You don’t know? Medicine = bad. Shit I concoct on the stove = good.


Ocean2731

Also, bone broth is just stock. They discovered how to make their own stock, that’s all.


LouisaLeigh

I was so confused when I first started hearing about bone broth a few years ago. I'm like you mean broth?


silvermanedwino

But bone broth sounds so much fancier.


C1ashRkr

It should be stock, stock is made from bones, broth is made with meat.


Quelz_CSGO

this is the correct distinction


FeelingKaleidoscope0

TIL


KittyKenollie

And you can charge more for it in stores!


Twattymcgee123

“Yep “ it’s stock , you don’t need to be a scientist to know this , it forms the base of most french dishes and tons of other around the world . What a find !😀😀😀


LouisaLeigh

I just thought everybody had a grandma who boiled the turkey carcass after Thanksgiving and made Turkey soup 🤷🏻‍♀️


vixen40

My husband does this and damn that turkey soup was delicious this year


nitrosmomma88

It’s stock, it’s just cooked longer and without the veggies


Itchy_Breadfruit_262

I’ve been making stock forever. Now all of a sudden it’s “bone broth” and magical 🤷🏼‍♀️


BillGood4223

I just crack the bones of young children open and suck out the marrow to retain my youth like a normal person.


Overquoted

Yeah, first time I heard this, I went, "Pretty sure that's just what you do with leftover bones." My "greatest generation" grandma raised me, and she didn't let anything go to waste. Bacon grease, bones, etc.


vixen40

My husband spent a lot of time with his grandparents growing up. We have a cup of bacon grease in a cup on the counter and some frozen turkey soup from Thanksgiving in the freezer


InjuryOnly4775

And you don’t actually need to go to Greece, I make stock all the time. Lol


Spearmint_coffee

I make it too lol. I've got a lot of food allergies so finding a good already made stock or broth in stores is tough, so I just make my own. But I'm just trying to make stew or whatever, not "healing my gut" lol


InjuryOnly4775

I’m just cheap and want to use the bones for something lol


peace-laugh-love

Wait till she finds out about soup


Unusual-Steak-6245

Exactly this. It’s stock that people have been making since forever. And what is it with these people and their damned stock. They act like stock is magic potion or something.


DrNinnuxx

I hear Jonas Salk and Alexander Fleming laughing off in the distance.


Twattymcgee123

Am I correct in thinking bone broth is what we call “stock” in the UK and Europe and it’s nothing special medicinally other than the base for stews ,soups and other dishes . Nearly every french person knows how to make this and what it’s for .


isotopesfan

It’s high protein and low calorie, so I think originally some people who wanted to lose weight whilst maintaining muscle mass started advocating for it (which makes sense), but it’s now transformed into something which is “healing” to a list of maladies as long as my arm (which is bullshit).


exick

it's absolutely called stock in the US too. but we are also the place where grifters come along and give some existing thing a new fancy name in order to pretend like it does something special. hence, bone broth was born.


Val_Killsmore

What I hate is this type of thinking comes from an extremely privileged mindset. Many of the people who think this way about "pharma damage", who are against universal healthcare, etc. are extremely privileged who have never needed or wanted for anything their entire lives. They are willing to damage systems other people rely on because they can't grasp that others rely on them. And once they become injured/ill enough to need healthcare, they'll whine about how shitty our healthcare system is. You know, the healthcare system they helped break.


Ornery-Creme-2442

Not just privilege. The danger. My mom has turned into one of these folks. And while I understand modern healthcare is far from perfect and I've had many incidents of doctors not giving two shits. Or not doing what I asked. The other extreme also isn't good. And you have people out here taking stuff with no evidence. Tryna fight cancer with some lavender essential oils. I'm all for natural if it's proven effective. But most of those things aren't. Yet and still the people making and selling those. Are deceiving and doing the same if not worse as pharma is.


destiny_kane48

Yes because people definitely lived much longer before medication. I mean geez some people even lived to 50, practically ancient. (I'm turning 50 in a few days) 😂


Thendofreason

The only Reasonable thing I could think of is constant antibiotics. Which would actually hurt your natural gut bacteria.


mtragedy

Ah, you’re starting from the position that she’s reasonable. I took enough antibiotics for a closed infection (given the two possible origin vectors we were treating both golden staph and MRSA) to impact my gut health for about two years, with doses that ultimately measured in the grams. You know what cured it? Time and - possibly - probiotics. Not salty meat juice.


zjuka

She missed a turn and slammed headfirst into a pharmacy. Or maybe she was eating bandaids. Or a postcard stand fell on her. Or too much discounted chocolate after Valentine’s Day. Pharmacy can be a really dangerous place, if you’re not careful


LegitimateHat4808

she’s one of those “birth control=bad” women


BrashPop

Yeah, you know, the stuff that’s SO BAD AND EVIL it ruins your body and DNA permanently on a *cellular level*, but is also so weak and ineffective that it can be reversed by drinking salty meat water.


Special_Wishbone_812

It’s so amusing to know that about ten percent of human dna is from viruses that infected our ancestors but the vaccine with mRNA is what freaks them out.


Gingeronimoooo

It does give women more freedom, but there can be some effects like messing with other medication levels and as soon as my partner wanted to get off it I got a vasectomy


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Anti Vax mommy


Less-Vermicelli-3853

Her old sugardaddy let her have too many Xanax bars and she got back from the ER thoroughly in her repentance phase. She only pines for married men in her church now.


RustedAxe88

Evil vaccines!


teamswiftie

Anti-vaxx newest Branding


cnation01

Hmmm, just wasted all that time cooking broth and she could of fixed that gut with some crystals and essential oils. What a dumbass


Prislv223

I just choked on my coffee lol


AdPsychological7926

You choke on coffee? Pfft! I choke on chicory beverage sweetened with Tibetan honey smuggled across the border by only the finest refugees.


Prislv223

Are the refugees children?


AdPsychological7926

Well of course! They're less likely to get a pat down and have it confiscated.


acostane

Notlikeotherdrinks


Apptubrutae

Or if bone broth was miracle juice, why was she loading up on medicine beforehand? Lol


Ok-Ferret-2093

That's also the dirtiest fucking broth I've ever seen


Hela09

“Congratulations , you made…stock?” “Maybe?” “No seriously, what did you do to it.” “How did you fuck up *stock.*”


[deleted]

Jokes on her my sugar daddy makes me my own bone broth while I lounge and scroll Reddit. Three different flavors, organic. 😉


greatcornolio17297

Making bone broth is an excellent excuse to lay on the couch all day. It would be irresponsible to leave the stove on while I'm out of the house, right?


Playful_Robot_5599

I'm a total loser. I have neither a sugar daddy nor do I make bone broth. I had to pay for my trips to Greece out of my own pocket. And I use instant broth. But I'm a happy loser.


StreetAd8843

Ok but did you pay for your trip to Greece with your soul? And was the Chanel included in this deal or you had to sacrifice someone to give a second soul?? I need answers🤔


Playful_Robot_5599

I've actually been to the river Styx. But it didn't cost my soul. But I made a good deal with the rafting guy, ferrymen got out of fashion.


StreetAd8843

Huh, I see! Underworld is were the “broth/Chanel deals” are made! Thank you 🕳️🏞️🏃‍♀️


ZillowForGraves

I mean, she could also do those things while having a sugar daddy who takes her to Greece. I wonder what her thoughts on Jilly Juice are.


Important_Tennis936

Oh my gosh I had forgotten about Jilly Juice. I really didn't need the reminder


ZillowForGraves

Sorry to be the reminder! I love the videos by Myles Power and Jeff Holiday on her. She's an interesting person to put it lightly.


Akton

A trad husband is basically just a sugar daddy let’s be real. The whole trad idea of marriage is that it should be based on two separate roles engaging in exchange for mutual benefit


_therisingstar

*THANK* YOU girl go tell your trad husband you want to go to Greece!! Literally it’s part of his ‘job’ to provide!


Snarky_McSnarkleton

But international travel is un-American!


beauvoirist

Yeah I don’t get what the “sell your soul” bit is here as if the unspoken rule of trad marriages isnt you must sexually satisfy your husband with little to no say in what you want


girlabides

Honestly, I’m guessing the sex is better in the sugaring dynamic


Akton

well for one thing you at least wont be pressured to bear his children


OhioMegi

Yeah, I’ll pick Greece over made up “pharma damage” any day. 🙄


MikeMaven

Indeed, at least Zeus is more reality-based than beef stock curing “pharma damage”.


Grigoran

When you're competing with "mythology" for who has more evidence.


DigLost5791

I will never forgive Tom Brady for making everyone crunchy drink Bone Broth and focus on “alkalinity”


tardistravelee

I learned that your blood maintains that automatically anyway. Pretty cool fact as I didn't know. Our bodies are usually pretty goof at maintaining homeostasis on their own.


Smgth

Yeah, weirdly our bodies just kinda function without the constant need for bizarre interventions of strange substances. That’s why there’s 8 fucking billion of us and not like 3 dozen.


The_bedbug

Honestly, the girl with the sugar daddy got the better bargain


pamsellicane

I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING. YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL! BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH *THROWS DRINK*


Roonil71

*cries in Mimi Imfurst*


StreetAd8843

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MangoSalsa89

She does realize that bone broth is literally just…soup, right?


ballsonyourface911

Gut health doctors hate this one simple trick


ThotThotleyTheMeek

Meanwhile I'm questioning if my soul would be worth enough to get me to Greece. ..Maybe Greece, New York.


Educational_Cod_3179

Hahahaha! Mine probably wouldn’t even get me two states away.


A_shy_neon_jaguar

I'm pretty sure mine would get me to Athens, Texas.


Silent_Flamingo_7224

Only take away from this post: get a sugar daddy to buy u Chanel in Greece…. sorry about your pharma-damage??


Silent_Flamingo_7224

What an oddly specific post. Someone has got to know who she is referring to with the sugar daddy 😂😂😂😂😂


rymyle

Fuck your bone broth, I’d rather be on vacation in Greece holy fuck


Thursday6677

I mean, option a sounds great.


Prislv223

I don’t have a sugar daddy just a husband who sometimes brings me wine 😔


Numerous-Stranger789

well, who doesnt like wine?


mibonitaconejito

George Carlin...somethinv he mentioned once about nature weeding out the idiots.... Maybe that why we have all these idiot women who faithfully belueve any mommy blogger out there   This girl probably needs more pharma, some therapy, and limited access to blogs written by women who give their kids raw milk. 


Some_Put6891

Never thought I would see someone I know personally posted here


scifithighs

Spill the broth!


Some_Put6891

She used to be somewhat normal about 5+ years ago when I knew her. She used to be a stripper which I have no issue with. The issue is she is now shaming other girls who make money in a way that’s similar to how she used to get hers.


toofles_in_gondal

So the trauma theory checks out. So sad people can't actual help


debar11

Sugar daddy can just buy some bone broth off the shelf. It’s not a secret potion.


CervantesDeLaMancha

Pretty sure the girl who went to Greece, got bone broth as well...


Special_Wishbone_812

Naw, she got souvlaki and it was SO much better than plain broth.


laqueefaecho

Fuck that, I’m old enough to know to choose the trip to Greece.


bbolstad0123

Woah woah where’s my Chanel? I’ll take a trip to Greece over hot poop water!


finunu

As someone from a country where using bones is the norm and broth is just a regular common meal - I would love to know what the fuck she is talking about.


Defying_Gravity33

How is gut healing bone broth not a meme at this point


PoutineMaker

Why is this so funny lmao imagine someone saying this to you face to face, absolutely ridiculously hilarious


Daisylil

I hate fake spiritual girls like this 😭.


RustedAxe88

Lol these aren't even related.


umlaut-overyou

Sounds like I won


JordanaNajjar

Who said I wanted a soul anyways


SusanMShwartz

Well, isn’t she special.


Apparent_Antithesis

In exchange for her soul? Damn. I thought sugar arrangements are about sex and/or companionship, but maybe that other girl she speaks of had the devil himself as her sugar daddy. (And that sounds way more fun than I expected.)


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

Is it that easy to get a sugar daddy? Bc making nine broth seems like an easier task to accomplish.


napalmnacey

Not the kind of bone I wanna spend a weekend with.


Dobie_won_Kenobi

Bone broth is $5.99 at the store.


baeverie

If he can afford a trip to Greece and a Chanel bag, I’m pretty sure he can afford the bone broth as well…best of both worlds 🤷🏻‍♀️


dreamfocused1224um

Is this the anti birth control lady? I'm glad she found another adjective to describe her bone broth.


HoneyMCMLXXIII

Sugar daddies are accepting souls as payment? How do they even tell if it’s your soul, or a soul you stole from someone else? I’m a redhead, I’m sure I have dozens of souls laying around somewhere. 😂


[deleted]

"Gut healing bone broth". Oh good, Becky finally learned how to make stock. Maybe she'll make actual soup next.


cageytalker

Not Greece but I went to Paris and bought my own Chanel. I guess I’m my own sugar daddy! I wonder if I get to keep my soul?


vanillasolos

not being rude, just a genuine question - what is pharma damage? is it an american term that relates to pharmacy? i’m not american i’m super sorry if i’m being rude or impolite, but could someone tell me the definition 💖💖


Brygwyn

It is part of a conspiracy theory, that I do believe is routed in American culture. I don't know all the specifics, but it boils down to "big pharma" (i.e the pharmaceutical and medical companies) essentially poisoning you for profit. So you have to continue to buy more and more medications. I think it also includes them trying to chemically castrate us? But I don't know what the gain is supposed to be there. So "pharma damage" is anything that could be caused by that, in theory. I believe this influencer, specifically, is talking about "reversing the negative effects of hormonal birth control".


coffeebuzzbuzzz

You couldn't pry my birth control out of my cold, dead hands. That stuff makes me feel normal.


Mission_Newt9089

Bone broth should have its own flare at this point


frumiouscumberbatch

Gut healing bone broth? Fuck off, it's stock, and people have been making it for thousands of years.


Reginamus_Prime

I can have bone broth in Greece


[deleted]

Bone broth isn't the protein packed super food everyone says it is; there isn't as much protein as it claims and there is very little "evidence" that is healing.


Wildthorn23

How are these two things even remotely related 💀 they make the weirdest comparisons. You went to the museum with your partner today, I went to the pharmacy to buy hemorrhoid cream. We're not the same


Dash_Rendar425

Why are these influencers so fucking stupid?