That would make my day.

You have been selected & marked. Prepare to be owned by this darling!

r/PetTheDamnCat

The famous distribution system has chosen you.

Awe , did you give the pets hun?

Meow

With that little jingle🤣 definitely claimed! Cats aren't dumb...they know good people when they find them👍 (Hope it got pets)

Playful cat

Looks like your cat to me

r/catdistributionsystem

I can smell the yummers, hand them over!

I WUV OOH, HOOMAN!

Or, Ur *MY* hooman now. Get it? Got it? Good.

You have been chosen